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Subject: Piss piss piss Date: Mar 06 2006 07:35:08 AM Author: Pissy
Oh, Piss.
Subject: windbag Date: Mar 01 2006 04:29:21 AM Author: bullshit detector
The other thing is, I think he's hilarious and the Portugal penis statue thing was one of the finer pieces of literature to ever be printed in a skateboarding magazine, second only possibly to some of Carnie's intellectual jackassery. No one knows what I'm talking about, and no one cares. I'm a wash-up, a has-been, really a never-was. Jesus, how pathetic. I'm reliving the "glory days" of skateboard magazines on a burnout druggie magazine forum. What has become of my life? Oh, well, fuck it, just thought you should know the significance of piss cures being on the same page as a man who once penned a few articles as Pi$$ Negrotaco. I am a sad shambles of a man.
Subject: knoxville Date: Mar 01 2006 04:28:01 AM Author: bullshit detector
as a long-time fan of big brother magazine(from when they started stocking it, incredibly, at the local tiny-ass grocery in a suburb of a suburb of Seattle, where my friends and I would sit outside and ask people to buy us cigarettes, delinquent losers that we were - interesting side note: one guy tried to sell us a shotgun that he claimed he had gotten off some "dead [censored, even though it's a quote used to point out the obvious ignorance of someone else, you nazis]" - until the Larry Flynt Publishing enterprise swung the untimely axe on the best magazine about skateboarding and its ephemera), I can assuredly say that Johnny Knoxville wasn't Nieratko's personal assistant. The initial introduction of Knoxville was a sidebar article about killing coyotes for bounty, which Knoxville did to make money...with automatic weapons. This is all if you can believe what they printed in Big Brother, which is possibly the biggest mistake I ever made. The enema product review was one of the funniest things I ever read in my life. Way funnier than "Fatherhood" by Bill Cosby, which is hardly funny at all. Wait, what was the point of this? Oh, yeah, to call bullshit on Piss Negrotaco, and to use that moniker in my post. Chris Nieratko used to write for a rollerblading magazine, by the way, just to add insult to injury.
Subject: theme losers Date: Feb 28 2006 09:42:03 AM Author: theme man
what is the theme, aids and gay people?
Subject: vice Date: Feb 23 2006 12:10:30 PM Author: kristy
I fucking love vice
I fucking love this issue
I fucking love men
I fucking love myself
I fucking love drugs
I fucking love fucking
Subject: jelly Date: Feb 13 2006 11:31:46 PM Author: jy
that interpol loves interpol thing looks exactly like something that would would be on the onion, news in brief. not trying to hate it was funny as shit.
Subject: ggf Date: Feb 13 2006 11:36:01 PM Author: gg
you guys are confusing...should i drink iss?
Subject: Date: Feb 10 2006 03:08:06 PM Author: Andy
I seriously hope some of the losers who don't understand the theme of the issue try drinking their own urine.
Subject: you guys... Date: Feb 09 2006 12:37:12 PM Author: 1.40
...just want people to drink piss.
Subject: hangover Date: Feb 08 2006 09:08:53 PM Author: grandfather
piss? yummy!!
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