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Subject: Sergio
Date: Nov 26 2007 01:18:10 PM
Author: Sergio
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Subject: stones..
Date: Mar 08 2006 03:20:00 PM
Author: ochen
Translation:
"shit-!-stood nix in the net over the stone those people there above are foxes and want all stones themselves keep thus simply times up nozzles and to cook."
-WTF!
Subject: fucken sweet
Date: Feb 28 2006 11:42:26 AM
Author: Hank Greenberg
this is the best issue ever. it's completly fucking rediculous and is pissing everyone off. i like that.
Subject: vice
Date: Feb 23 2006 03:31:53 AM
Author: artaud
kinda funny like a great idea after snuffing blow all night and afternoon and then "yah know wahatta'd be hella funny?"
"what?"
"Let's do an issue in one sitting and make it all lies."
"Whatta we call it?"
*snooooooort* "We call it TRUTH, man!"
*snooooooort* "Hell yeah."
"Let's do it now, man!"
"Hell yeah."
"can you get more yay?"
"I'll make a call..."
Subject: stones..
Date: Feb 22 2006 05:25:58 AM
Author: ochen
scheiße!..steht nix im netz über die steine..die leute da oben sind füchse und wollen alle steine selbst behalten..also einfach mal raufdüsen und kochen..
Subject: Of course no.
Date: Feb 19 2006 03:44:07 PM
Author: Fisk Black
Considering I actually made a smidgen of an effort I really didn't expect to be called for an interview, babies. Oh yeah: fuck.
Subject: this issue is shit
Date: Feb 18 2006 04:26:48 PM
Author: Something really clever
Hey, I think I figured out the theme for this issue. One of the writer's lost a bet and had to produce the whole issue themselves during a 48 hour meth binge. But if I wanted to read a bunch of lies I'd just open the news paper. This issue is shit.
Subject: No
Date: Feb 18 2006 12:09:53 PM
Author: Vice editor
Try as you may Fisk Black, we will not hire you to write for our magazine.
Subject: Waambulance!
Date: Feb 18 2006 08:25:58 AM
Author: Fisk Black
Well, lately, VICE is actually fucking with the world for every issue released. Sweden's biggest newsaper has made articles about you in the culture section. Fans comment "mwagragarara (space) mragaha! Mwagara..." in anger for every issue on the net, only to search in music stores for the dead tree version weeks later. VICE is a fucking installation, an ode, lament, requiem and pastiche to the model of laxity, vitriol, derision, imperfection and "fuck"-attitude that has defined our entire generation. We have VICE for our vices you sour little numbskulls.
Subject: P.S.
Date: Feb 18 2006 04:36:19 AM
Author: WISE ATL
...not to mention pardner is singular and y'all is plural. fucking yankees.
Subject: pardner?
Date: Feb 18 2006 03:53:28 AM
Author: WISE ATL
Ok, I admit I'm defensive about this, and I understand you Yankees (let alone Canucks) have no clue about the South; but your depiction of Appalachian-esque hillbillies (overalls, the hat, moonshine jug)with that caption is way off. "Pardner" is not commonly said by these people, and "howdy" is used sparingly (I mean, I say it, but I'm weird.) Next time, get your cartoonist to draw dudes with cowboy hats, oversized belt buckles and chaps to go with that caption. Just because S.Westerners say "y'all" like us doesn't mean they are not a distinct culture. It makes as much sense as using a "Shalom! L'Chiam!" caption with mafia-type dudes drawn on either side, or whatever the fuck kinda people y'all have up there. Fuck y'all!
Subject: oh i get it
Date: Feb 17 2006 02:38:48 PM
Author: daniel
oh so it's the LIES issue so none of the articles in this issue are true right? i get it.
still not funny.
Subject: dead cheese
Date: Feb 12 2006 11:37:11 PM
Author: Reggie
Haha, funny! I like that cheese is alive, but you should use supermarket cheese (or what the french call "dead cheese")! Top notch, boys!
Subject: Sak passe? Map boulay!
Date: Feb 12 2006 05:22:55 PM
Author: Jobambo
I wonder if Bjork licks those rocks before she gets dressed every morning....
Subject: johnny jihad
Date: Feb 10 2006 11:33:33 PM
Author: shut up!!!!
who ever you are. shut the hell up about sharted on every damn post. it's some stupid college freshman humor that is funny only the first time you hear it, not over and over and no one cares that you think it's so great either. no one! seriously, is that the only thing humorous in your life? you certainly manange to be damn redundant about it. are you in love with the idea of wet farts? well then go let one out and be done with it already!
Subject: stones
Date: Feb 10 2006 03:08:51 PM
Author: jon sigmundson
can't find a single mention of this story or anything related to it on google
Subject: feel the realness...
Date: Feb 10 2006 01:49:50 AM
Author: aerosol cheese
I read this last night so this morning I smeared formage on my eyes. It didn't help reduce the swelling, but it did burn my retnas pretty horribly. Who knew Cheez Whiz had so much citric acid in it. Seriously though, fuck you McInnes.
Subject: hilarious
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:50:31 PM
Author: stick
are you all retarded? none of this shit is true, it doesn't take an expert to see that. just someone who's read one too many issues of vice. it's probably an early april fools joke. it's pretty funny to just imagine the writers putting this shit together off the top of their heads. no effort whatsoever, i love it.
Subject: damn!
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:20:48 PM
Author: you know who
damn i really would've liked to try stone tea
Subject: stones?
Date: Feb 09 2006 08:46:51 AM
Author: dj dub:h20
Stones eh? I want to try them. Only in Iceland?
Subject: doorie
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:46:41 PM
Author: honky
"Veritas" (with the quotation marks) would have been a better title for the ish. Latin is classier. But Mexicans have better parties, thus, all is forgiven Vice.
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