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In 1999, Detroit rapper MS-DL picked up a kid at a local nightclub, the Raven Claw, and took him back to his mom’s for the usual Friday-night deal. MS-DL doesn’t know for sure what happened that night—he pretty much blacked out—but whatever he did, the kid didn’t like it. In fact, he didn’t like it so much that he pressed charges. At age 22, MS-DL was given a seven-year sentence for indecent assault and battery of a child under 14. As you know from Hollywood, child molesters are the bottommost pariahs of the prison community, and if you believe his lyrics, MS-DL has been raped, oh, around 5,000 times. He also says he spent two years of his prison sentence working as a rent boy for his cell mate, Lorenzo, who sold him to fellow cons for $20 or four packs of cigarettes a pop. Not to be totally clichéd, but you know that thing about whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger? MS-DL is basically the scariest dude we have ever met in our entire lives. All that ass raping turned him into the toughest-ass rapper we’ve ever seen. But he’s not just a tough guy. He’s also actually talented. His beats are gritty and his rhymes make Jadakiss look like Hammer.

When his self-produced and released CD On My Knees came out last year, rappers from Los Angeles to Brooklyn took one listen and started squeezing into their tightest tracksuits and taking midnight runs, hoping to get a tenth of what this faggot MS-DL has.

Vice: I love your song “Don’t Be Gentle.” It seems to be about getting molested as a kid, though.
MS-DL: Yeah, well, I grew up fast if you know what I’m saying. I’m not going to bullshit you. A lot of guys, 24- and 25-year-old guys, they’re still babies, man. They think they’re gangsters or whatever, but they haven’t come up yet. Some never have to, if they have a more masculine appearance. Myself, I never been a child. I was a man at four years old.

What are you up to since getting out of jail?
I’m just doing my thing. It feels good to be free. I’m enjoying my freedom. First night out, I met my boyfriend for dinner. We went out to this real fancy spot. We ate some pork, we had some conversation…

I thought no rappers ever touched pork. Isn’t that a rule?
That’s the more religious types of people. If I can take a dick in my mouth, you better believe I can eat some pig. We had some pork chops and I am not afraid to say they were fucking delectable. And we had some of that, ah, Swiss chard? The greens. The ones with the red veins.

Another thing I did since I got out was I got my license yesterday. I filled out all the organ-donor parts. That’s some weird shit.

My mom used to work in a hospital. She said they’d let people die sometimes—like a crackhead with good eyes or whatever, if they had someone waiting for some eyes.
That’s what I’m saying. That’s what I’m talking about. They let you die. Fuck doctors, man. For real. I went to one in 2001 after I got my colon ruptured. That doctor didn’t even do a rape kit.

You used to have an underground following with sort of hipster gays, but not since you said you hoped they all die of AIDS.
Back in ’99, I was in general population and I got beaten and raped by a few Aryan Brotherhood dudes, so I was put on safekeeping. But then I got in some fights, and they realized I was too hard. I’m too hard for safekeeping. I fuck the safekeeping people up. So they put me back in general, where I was beaten and raped and pimped out by Lorenzo. It was during this time the doctors told me that I’d contracted HIV.

I take all the medicines for security, but nobody I know has died of AIDS. Some people are unhealthy. You can be unhealthy. But how many people really get AIDS? When I said that I hope they all die of AIDS, it was me saying, “There ain’t no fucking AIDS. If there was AIDS, I should be dead and you all should be dead, and a lot of niggas should be dead.” Have you ever seen an AIDS virus? I know I haven’t.

Well, I’ve seen what they’re supposed to look like. They’re little spiky squares.
Spiky squares? [laughs] Bullshit, nigga.

DANIEL WOODS


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Comments:

Subject: What, where, why?
Date: May 04 2006 08:35:31 AM
Author: Doovie Dew

God here I am sitting at my desk suppose to be werkin' and the most interesting thing about my life is this stoopid ass article. I've been dooped damn it, and I want my money back! Oh thats right, this bullshit was free". Secondly any kid caught in a nite-club at 14 should have his boi pussy phucked (Keep yo young ass at home)



Subject: please
Date: Mar 07 2006 05:54:12 PM
Author: please

hey, that guy in this picture's name is dave potes, he ain't gay and he ain't a rapper. figure it out stoopid...




Subject: Heads up y'all
Date: Mar 06 2006 05:57:26 PM
Author: Jedediah Q. Halvermeyer III

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH, Shit. Now I get it. If you turn the magazine upside-down then it works.

I so stupid.



Subject: fuck this guy
Date: Mar 02 2006 12:05:34 PM
Author: reality

hey everyone this guy had sex with a 14 y/o boy....he deserves all the beating he can get.. fuck him



Subject: Raymond's little friend
Date: Mar 01 2006 06:47:40 PM
Author: Stanley

Raymond's best friend is called Francis. Last year, I climbed a tree on a golf course and did a shit from it. It was great fun, and it landed on the grass. In a few days I would like to jizz in my hand when we go to Popeye's and wipe my hand on the bathroom door...Is it OK if me and Raymond come?

Thanks. Bye.



Subject: this shit isnt real, right?
Date: Feb 28 2006 08:10:52 AM
Author: c

it is hard to believe, even in this day inage, that there is a gay rapper, who had sex with a lil boy and put out a cd. even though mtv says its cool to be gay, i want to believe that gay is not SO cool that it is in rap. god damnit.



Subject: aids scare
Date: Feb 28 2006 12:54:10 AM
Author: junglist

aids is real stupid fuck . WAS ment for the gays and blacks.now everyones fuckinG suffering.
WEAR CONDOMS KIDS :)



Subject: closed
Date: Feb 22 2006 07:09:17 PM
Author: tim carr

the dog has closed eyes"closed eyes".



Subject: Technically Insane
Date: Feb 22 2006 12:48:04 AM
Author: Delusional

||>>*<<||||>>*<<||||

Many don't realise that most are mentally ill.
Society today needs serious head~reading. Is it supposed to be an honour writing what you did on your website above? We all need a serious break from all this fake crime.

||>>*<<||||>>*<<||||



Subject: No KY
Date: Feb 19 2006 06:11:07 PM
Author: Dazzy Dexter

You aint for real vice, you need to come better than this.
Is this all you came up with after your little brainstorming session?



Subject: fuck
Date: Feb 18 2006 05:36:49 PM
Author: ivan b.

that shit is gross.



Subject: Like it raw
Date: Feb 17 2006 02:42:28 PM
Author: Chris Walker

I want to be r8ped by this guy how can I contact him?



Subject: seriously
Date: Feb 16 2006 04:45:19 PM
Author: Johnny Shitfart

hey, i am serious... has anyone on here heard Dj Shart Panties? I hear it is some real top not fucking cock sucking fucking shit, dudes...



Subject: that
Date: Feb 16 2006 11:43:21 AM
Author: me

You can't transplant the whole eye. Eyes or testicles, it's impossible.



Subject: transplants
Date: Feb 16 2006 10:50:27 AM
Author: eyes

They take the lens from eyes and they can transplant them.



Subject: this
Date: Feb 16 2006 06:44:07 AM
Author: me

You can't transplant eyes. You already did this joke with "Q-boy" in the UK worst ever issue.



Subject: satire has died
Date: Feb 15 2006 05:09:33 PM
Author: Bierce

This is the worst publication of vice i have ever read. What happend to the articles that made me feel proud to laugh at a man in a wheel chair?



Subject: you guys are fucking clown shoes
Date: Feb 15 2006 01:49:18 PM
Author: typical

hey! look at me! i'm posting a comment like what i say matters!



Subject: klhj
Date: Feb 15 2006 08:41:37 AM
Author: asd

"Go to Berzerko.org there are community college students in North Carolina putting out better literature than this rubbish."

Let me guess where you go to school...



Subject: This issue is gay
Date: Feb 14 2006 05:41:45 PM
Author: Bumblebee Heart Star

Go to Berzerko.org there are community college students in North Carolina putting out better literature than this rubbish.



Subject: fake?
Date: Feb 14 2006 10:12:50 AM
Author: ted danson

uh... yeah, did you catch the theme of the issue?

or have you heard of google?

alright, guys, i gotta take off... john ratzenberger just stole my audi. later



Subject: jhkj
Date: Feb 13 2006 11:59:28 PM
Author: uyu

is this person fake as well?



Subject: dersevewd what he got
Date: Feb 12 2006 06:24:39 PM
Author: big ll

This Child fucker/chicken hawk got prison justice and now is bitching about it , fuck him!!!



Subject: m'eh...
Date: Feb 10 2006 08:22:13 PM
Author: knife mcdagger

where else but Detroit can you find a child under the age of 14 in a nightclub?

... no, seriously. where? i live way too far from Detroit and i'm fucking insatiable.



Subject: Beastiality
Date: Feb 10 2006 05:35:31 PM
Author: Jones

I think the dog is trying to tell us something



Subject: ``
Date: Feb 10 2006 03:34:51 PM
Author: ``

Pretty funny article. Too bad MS-DL doesn't exist.



Subject: ni-gga, ni-gga
Date: Feb 10 2006 11:44:41 AM
Author: pork mush

"I went to one in 2001 after I got my colon ruptured. That doctor didn’t even do a r*pe kit."

lol ni-gga, lol



Subject: Gay
Date: Feb 10 2006 11:22:29 AM
Author: HAHA

Arent all rappers gay anyways? all those dudes spending all time together "writing" songs, that seems pretty gay to me, kinda like jesus in that dessert with those 12 gay guys just walkin around..... GAY!



Subject: hahaha
Date: Feb 09 2006 05:00:02 PM
Author: saki

"My mom used to work in a hospital. She said they’d let people die sometimes—like a crackhead with good eyes or whatever, if they had someone waiting for some eyes."

hahaha, this issue is one of the best, every articles is amazing! ill admit, lately, vice has been lacking. not all the time, but sometimes, the writters just seem to not care, but this issue, GENIUS!



Subject: this didn't go well wit the bowl
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:55:07 PM
Author: moistest manpusi

lepperkahns. rainbows. frankensense. faux mink blankets. labia. bunnies. marryanne. snoopy. chipmunk.

ok. gone.



Subject: crackhead with good eyes???
Date: Feb 09 2006 10:55:42 AM
Author: dub:H20

She said they’d let people die sometimes—like a crackhead with good eyes or whatever, if they had someone waiting for some eyes...

Thats the only thing I didnt check off of my organ donor list....

At least this bullshit article was somewhat funny. You can seee through it like Saran Wrap though. So fake.



Subject: Nice & Easy.
Date: Feb 09 2006 01:08:34 AM
Author: rud3boyTM

In the words of Mrs. Britney Spears, "Oh mah Gawd!"



Subject: dont be gentle
Date: Feb 09 2006 12:35:05 AM
Author: christine

fuck thats funny, wonder if he met 50 cent in there



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