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“Hey Dad, thanks for teaching me all about multiculturalism and diversity and how groovy it is being real. I am having a great time here in South Chicago and I’m meeting a lot of new friends. You were right, black people are more in tune with soul culture and they do seem to have an intrinsic beat. And man, talk about libido. I can barely keep up! Anyhoo, not exactly sure why you and mom keep crying on the phone but I’ll come back home eventually. PS: Black Power!”



Dancers are about the worst people on earth. They’re always writhing around like someone’s fucking them in the ass and when they dance they “dance like no one is watching” which is embarrassing because we are.

Look at this giant cherry toe nail. What is she a Chris De Burgh song? The worst part about retarded bitches like this is they have no clue what a huge fucking DON’T they are.

Hey Charlie Brown. Your balloonhead may want to send a memo to your legs and feet telling them you’re not a premie anymore and it’s time to start growing.

That twee candy cuddle thing is kind of acceptable when you’re a pair of 13 year-old Japanese girls here on vacation but when you’re 30 year old alcoholics it starts to leave the land of Strawberry Shortcake and bleed into raver bag lady junk hag.

Can we have a moratorium on these stupid slut lower back tattoos please? Especially when they look like they were done in prison and they’re spread across your muffin top like a drunk guy graffiti’d it there when you were passed out.

What is this guy, a Mad magazine drawing of a retard that deals coke? You almost expect real coke dealers to shove him and go, “Are you fucking making fun of me?”

The baggy shirt over the tight legging thing is for fat Jewish moms that are trying to use smoke and mirrors to convince you they are not just another pig on a stick. Pointy flats are the summer version, Uggs are the winter version, and you are grossing us out about thirty years earlier than you need to.

Big cities need Paki nerds because they are the only ones smart enough to run the place. Unfortunately, when these horny lightweights are let loose upon the nightlife they come off like spastic babies at a nipple convention. Take it easy on the wodka tonics there Rajiv, you’re “going bazookas.”

Just when you think you’re not living in the low income housing section of St. Louis, two white trash furry pencils walk by and seem to whisper, “Dude, are you still living here? What the fuck are you doing? Do you honestly want to spend the rest of your life in this shithole? Get the fuck out of here and start your life.”




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Subject: the bullsit post by Anti Paki
Date: Oct 13 2007 01:29:56 PM
Author: bob foreskin

i agree, the white englishman was told to welcome them with open arms, to not segregate them and make them outcast, to welcome them onto our estates, soon as one lot joined, half the neighbours moved lol house prices plummeted and the pakis bought them all cheap.
now they have their own mini cities with a city, such as southall in west london aka little india (as known as this by the pakis)



Subject: pakis
Date: Oct 13 2007 01:25:32 PM
Author: bob foreskin

are in disrepair, yet you never see a mosque or temple in disrepair!
im going for a dump no! have fun all
all most people ask is for the immigrants
to speak english and be polite not ignorant!
dont even get me started on how rude somalians are!
on that note im going for a dump!



Subject: pakis
Date: Oct 13 2007 01:22:39 PM
Author: bob foreskin

pakis tnd to b rude and offensive, especially in england!
the indians (mainly the sikhs) are a lot more friendly and normally tend to speak english, where in a paki shop they tend to sneer at people and talk in some dodgy lingo!
if i moved to france, id learn to speak french, if i moved to spain id learn to speak spanish, if i moved to america id teach english, so why does a paki enter a country and refuse to speak english?
if they refuse to learn english kick'em out!
most churches ,christian, c of e, etc hld constant fund raising things to repair the churches that



Subject: this bullsit post
Date: Jul 12 2007 10:07:23 PM
Author: Anti paki

There are enough paki's where I live FOB. They need to spread out across the county a little more instead of all living in the same areas and not integrating.



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Author: adyesais

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Author: jkzwbecy

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Subject: paki comment
Date: Mar 06 2006 10:19:27 PM
Author: jaslhof fontune

does the pissed off paki know that the mag is free? stupid paki



Subject: Melinda
Date: Mar 02 2006 03:11:56 PM
Author: Randy Couture

Hey Melinda, where did you buy VICE in the first place?

I'm not sure what makes you more gullible, purchasing a free magazine or believing American foreign relations are shameful.



Subject: red dress
Date: Feb 17 2006 12:27:23 PM
Author: Irish mad sheep

i like that dress. whats wrong with it. fuckl chris de burgh she works it. gimme her number. i want it. red dress red dress red dress. i want it. now.dree.red. finshed.



Subject: wtf
Date: Feb 15 2006 04:51:34 PM
Author: GoldieRim

why are people still caring about what is written in the Dos and Donts?? Have a laugh, get insulted and shut the fuck up about it.



Subject: dystopia
Date: Feb 15 2006 12:34:46 AM
Author: john

"some of my best friends are black."



Subject: bullshit
Date: Feb 13 2006 07:47:17 AM
Author: donkeycock

it's ok to call an aussie an aussie
frenchman a frog
american a yank
a queer a fag
yet calling a paki a paki??

ive got mates that call themselves pakis stop being so fucking pc and get an opinion



Subject: Paki
Date: Feb 13 2006 04:39:17 AM
Author: Melinda

Hello - it isn't okay with me for you to use the term "paki" in a publication - there is a fine line between humour and racism - you may well stand by your comment missy but it doesn't make your comments intelligent or funny it just fans bad feelings about "foreigners". I'd be interested to know what is so "cool" and "alternative" about your comments in a country that has such shameful foreign policies. I won't be buying Vice again, the standards have just slipped big time.



Subject: Racism comment
Date: Feb 10 2006 04:20:05 PM
Author: the illest

for the attention of the author named 'someone', i am the girl who wrote that comment.
big fucking deal. sorry if i burst your bubble pal. by the way, Pakistani's, and Indian's as well actually, fresh of the boat also stink of curry powder and sweat.
i stand by my comment.



Subject: Vice!
Date: Feb 10 2006 09:35:28 AM
Author: zadie

I'm entertained by Vice (99% of the time) because it has the balls to poke fun at screwy things in life, which is basically much more worthwhile than reading the news. Everybody everywhere is calling someone an asshole all the time so why not here. Especially seeing as its a joke. At least no one is dying excruciatingly unrighteous deaths.

The coke dealer is really fucking hilarious. And the lower back tattoo/unattractive thong thing is quite true. I see that on a daily basis in cafes and bars and it makes me wanna go give the girls really painful wedgies.



Subject: you mum comitted a crime
Date: Feb 10 2006 03:05:44 AM
Author: vice_sucks

"Retarded bitches"????? "Slut"?????

GO HOME AND DO SOMETHING YOU CAN DO BETTER, WANKER. INSULTING WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE A WAY OF MAKE A LIVING.

VERY FUNNY. ASSHOLES LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK...
YOU ARE A -1.



Subject: idiot? yes idiot.
Date: Feb 09 2006 10:49:24 PM
Author: badman

Subject: fun
Date: Jan 17 2006 02:29:38 PM
Author: solid sender

most of these are good compared to that last piece of shit tidbits issue!!!
the picture with the white chick and black dudes. i think it's halloween. it's obvious she's probably an english teacher at a high school and these are her best young authors.
babies are walking jokes, noone can take them serious, that's why they are babies.
and to bret pittman: dude you have a camera and don't know what photoshop is!!!?! that's like a fireman going"wait what the fuck is gasoline?" and if you were joking,,, good job you just made everything think you are a failed abortion of a man





the person who wrote that is a cock
photoshop is an avarage piece of picture manipulation software,NOT a vital tool for photography.
Some people are just too damn FOOLISH

thankyouplease



Subject: funny
Date: Feb 09 2006 07:15:16 PM
Author: me

this guy is funny
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Subject: perfectly acceptable racism
Date: Feb 09 2006 05:47:27 PM
Author: juju

this guys a fag
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Subject: ha.
Date: Feb 09 2006 05:07:05 PM
Author: someone

these are seriously pretty funny. though you really need to know where to draw the line with the racism (calling the badly dressed natives alchoholics and the paki comment) that kind of shit talk is only okay to do in the privacy of your own home where everyone knows you're joking, but to publish it in a magazine is just feeding hatred to all the ignorant pricks who actually take this shit seriously. but still, no hard feelings.



Subject: Paki Man
Date: Feb 09 2006 04:05:14 PM
Author: the illest

Paki men straight off the boat r sleazy cunts who were tight jeans up to their tits and have no sense of fashion what so ever. The arsehole in the picture is an example. Nicely put tho VICE!



Subject: TWO BLONDE PENS
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:35:31 PM
Author: flip CUT

VAN HALEN ROCKS BIATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Subject: PONONY MON
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:32:36 PM
Author: flip CUT

WAIT I GOT IT better wear it insted off bung ur whole cash up in ur own arse or in the arses of some chikks u do run game on em choi MON BIG UP TO ALL PONONY MONS.



Subject: COKE N ICE SELLER
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:27:39 PM
Author: flip CUT

WHAY DO COKESELLERS WEAR THER FUCKKIN BLING ON EM LIKE , MON LOKK AT ME I WEAR MY COCK OFF HOUSE N HABBITS ON MA FUKKIN GIBS U NO WA i MEAN



Subject: A tatoo is 4 life not just 4 Xmass
Date: Feb 08 2006 09:18:31 PM
Author: At least gays are born like that

" Don't let the other kids tease you son. Granny retired from 'the game' years ago when grandpa shot her in the leg as a warning."



Subject: Jessica- get laid or something.
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:56:27 PM
Author: 5 years ay? kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

next time jump under that bus.



Subject: "Kwinkie bwoots!!!!!!"
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:49:58 PM
Author: Not around here you dont

Womens feet can be beautiful and sexy; so why dress them up as cuddly teddy bears? To let the world know that in your head you are still 4?



Subject: side split
Date: Feb 08 2006 03:22:27 PM
Author: none

the white trash couple made tears come to my eyes at work...not hard to do, but not usually cause i'm laughing that hard.



Subject: tickles is annoying
Date: Feb 08 2006 06:25:37 AM
Author: Reality

Tickles should know that Pakistan means "muslim homeland of the pakis". Sure the word has negative connotations, but this ain't the UN.



Subject: Paki
Date: Feb 07 2006 04:17:58 PM
Author: Tickles

Tickles thinks Vice magazine is a fun way to waste some time, but using the word Paki to poke fun at a Pakistani person is beyond irresponsible.



Subject: See below.
Date: Feb 07 2006 07:22:55 AM
Author: Disappointed.

Weak Vice....really weak. You lost me...again.



Subject: White girl
Date: Feb 06 2006 02:09:52 PM
Author: jimmy-james

How is the top picture a don't? I don't get it. At least she's not like 90 percent of white folk who say they're all into black culture, but don't have a single black friend. Most of those people get scared shitless when they get within a foot of any black person, oprah winfrey included. She's a hot white chick COMFORTABLY huggin two niggaz, smiling like she just had a threesome...AND LOOOOVED IT. That, is a do, straight up. once you go black...



Subject: All Good Things....
Date: Feb 06 2006 01:29:19 PM
Author: Johnny Two-Times

...come to an end. Just like new york city, just like vice magazine. It's run by old farts wishing they were still in touch with "youth culture." Give me a fucking break. Just like CBGB's should be burnt to the ground, so should Vice...remnants of another time and place. You're toilet reading at best, and you've contributed to the death of this city. New york is now for people who think small, just like your magazine. Need proof? Just look at the people you photograph. I think the dont's should be the do's sometimes. You guys have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Still...if you're much better than anything else out there, it should be indicative to how shitty things have gotten.



Subject: st. louis mullet couple
Date: Feb 06 2006 12:13:41 PM
Author: notrust

I actually saw this 80's flashback couple this summer at a Wallmart in West Norriton, PA (suburd of Philadelphia). The girl was wearing extremely tight black spandex hot shorts that laced up on the sides so that the side of her ass was exposed. The bottom of her ass cheeks were hanging out below. With their matching bleach blonde mullets and white high top sneakers they were quite the spectacle. People were stopping dead in their tracks to stare. One guy came up to me and said "Yo that's the dude from Great White, I am going to get his autograph
". I have told all my friends about this encounter but never had the photo evidence to back it up. Can you tell me where you sourced this picture?



Subject: white chick
Date: Feb 05 2006 02:37:25 PM
Author: wheels

isn't that first pic from an episode of "daisy does america"? swear.



Subject: crapulous
Date: Feb 05 2006 12:01:53 AM
Author: tmix

These do's/don'ts kind of sucked.



Subject: crazy
Date: Feb 04 2006 01:10:38 AM
Author: jp

i saw the twee candy girls at a kidrobot party



Subject: really?
Date: Feb 02 2006 07:26:34 PM
Author: jessica

I like to check out Vice when I'm burning time in front of a computer; like I'm pretending to work, or I'm waiting for a bus. I've been doing it for probably five years now, and what I will NEVER get over is the unending supply of "you suck, you used to be so cool" comments. I mean, really?

Are you still stuck on some fictional Vice that you created in your head that never really existed? And if you are, then why don't you just find some other fucking magazine that makes fun of people; trust me they're out there.

I guess now I've played the "get over picking on Vice" card, making me just another typical Vice responder, but at least I did it while I was waiting for the city bus.

Have fun being annoying with your fictional bitterness, Vice-hater.



Subject: She's diggin it
Date: Feb 01 2006 03:45:34 PM
Author: Deadman

The ethos of the comment is spot on to be sure. As an added bonus, where there are brown men there are brown women. These girls tend to have the same nerdienesssocial awkwardness as their brother's, but with way hotter bodies. And when they do get chunky, it all goes to the ass first . They're like latinas with bigger eyes and noses but without the 2hawt4U attitude.

However the picture tells a differant story that guy doesn't look horney, he looks PISSED. Like she's been bugging him all night and he's finally popped. She on the other hand, looks like she's never been more turned on in her life.



Subject: It's not photoshop you fucking a-hole
Date: Feb 01 2006 10:54:43 AM
Author: VICE

What is so weird about a naive teacher in Brooklyn dressing "hip hop" (probably for some dress up day or special occasion) and posing with two of her students?
There's a certain type of person that screams "BULLSHIT" any time he sees or hears something that is mildly confusing. Dude, there are funny looking photos in the world. Google Nikolay Valuev.



Subject: Subject:
Date: Feb 01 2006 01:29:43 AM
Author: Author:

The picture in this url:

http://viceland.com/issues/v13n1/htdocs/dos_donts/6.jpg <---

...is maybe THE WORST fucking photoshop job i've ever seen in my life.

FUCKING PATHETIC.



Subject: bad tats
Date: Jan 31 2006 05:35:55 PM
Author: Si Izumi

i have a good friend who is also an amazing tattoo artist. He refers to these 'creations' as 'slag handles'.



Subject: Nice Fellas
Date: Jan 31 2006 12:08:32 PM
Author: Tom Holmes

Oh man, those fucking Pakis. Brainy to be sure, but so sexually pathetic! But they're better than the Wogs though. Those ones take our jobs AND our women!



Subject: another one bites the dust....
Date: Jan 31 2006 09:11:03 AM
Author: disgruntled postal worker

it is write dumbass (see below).



Subject: Don't
Date: Jan 31 2006 01:16:17 AM
Author: Johnny Don't

The real DONT was to hire the rejects from Maxim & Stuff because all the real writers decided that blogging about the Bush Administration had more dignity and chose not to work for a magazine called Vice which was currently dying from intrinsic and inherrant suck (ya, i know its a run on sentance, but fuck it, at least i dont right for vice)



Subject: i need to pee
Date: Jan 30 2006 12:12:43 PM
Author: colin

haha the chick doing the public enemy thing at the to is hilarious.

the baby is cool, babies are always cool, unless they're dead or have 14-year-old mothers.

the chick in the white shirt & leggings? babe!

and the asian guy?? damn. so he's drunk, sweating hard, dancing his ass off, and the babe he's with is obviously impressed... anyone who says that's a don't is just jealous from the fact they spent so much time trying to be cool and acting like they don't care what others think, then some computer nerd shits on all of that by having a good night



Subject: Million Dollar Question.
Date: Jan 30 2006 01:52:05 AM
Author: Y.A.B

<i>"Why don't you just turn the T.V off? Why don't you just not read it? Why don't you start your own T.V show or magazine."</i>

<b>No thanks.</b> I enjoy my current position of head turd producer sitting on a toilet in the sky. I much rather shit on what displeases me from from my watercloset in the Ivory tower. If I could snap my fingers and have Vice Inc. suddenly swept up in a hurricane of knives and AIDS...I would. These "bowel gems" will just have to do instead.

Fuck you guys for getting rid of Skinema.



Subject: dancers...
Date: Jan 29 2006 09:24:08 PM
Author: judson

in this rare occasion, they probably were not listening to the music.



Subject: The Paki
Date: Jan 29 2006 08:18:14 PM
Author: Rob

Vancouver, yeah I live there. See it all the time....lol



Subject: coke dealer
Date: Jan 29 2006 05:38:19 PM
Author: narple

hey i was wondering what wordsmith looked like now. now i know..pathetic fuck.



Subject: Bloody Nice People
Date: Jan 29 2006 02:30:37 PM
Author: Nick Griffin

Heh heh, paki..!



Subject: lady in red
Date: Jan 29 2006 04:03:01 AM
Author: Dan

What's with the "she" about the filipino guy in a red dress holding a sign in front of his face?



Subject: baby
Date: Jan 27 2006 07:57:50 AM
Author: james

thanks you cured my sinus infection. except now snot's all over my keyboard.

and my dad has been wearing one of those russian hats since i was born. and it wasn't cool then either.



Subject: VICE IS BRILL!!!!!
Date: Jan 27 2006 03:48:54 AM
Author: Nathan Barely Coherent

The founders of this magazine are fat, sad, ugly men who have surrounded themselves with coke addled cardboard sluts and 'edgy' micropenised charicatures.

Racism is the province of fools. Using the word 'paki' is not anything but an admission of your own ignorance, superfice and intellectual impotence.

Fuck off.



Subject: blondes are unbelievable!
Date: Jan 26 2006 07:45:39 AM
Author: lofixx

i wonder if they fuck in front of the mirror? or a couple of mirrors... if you want to have sex with youreself - you masturbate. or maybe they both would like to be a differend sex and get fucked by the alternative version of themselves?
the style is not so important - the magnificence of imagination rules



Subject: tattoo
Date: Jan 26 2006 07:31:01 AM
Author: juliet

I'm so with you on the arse antlers tattoos.



Subject: It's sure five past midnight mugs
Date: Jan 26 2006 07:00:44 AM
Author: I aint Po Po'Lish I'm RUSH'EM

you can't call it entrapment when CID come to you dressed like that Jake-ette.

DONT SHOT TO THE FIVE OH



Subject: Broklyn in da howwwwse
Date: Jan 26 2006 04:29:25 AM
Author: You know what time it is !!!!!

I like the gang initiation-

Jack that Romanian brare an wear his clothes till we say you can take them off.



Subject: baby dont's are always funny
Date: Jan 26 2006 12:22:28 AM
Author: Rene

Baby don't may be easy, but some babies are much much stupider looking than others. The one in this issue, for example. And every fucking caption vice has published about baby don'ts has been uber funny. So shut up, Rinn and "Dad"



Subject: ugg is right
Date: Jan 25 2006 11:13:34 AM
Author: owen

Uggs suck and anyone who wears them sucks. What's next? Everyone wearing those huge furry Russian hats? Carrying around an iron instead of a purse? Wearing all lime green? Fads are for losers who can't think for themselves.



Subject: PhDs
Date: Jan 24 2006 12:04:35 AM
Author: lovely

shut up, all of you. you know that dos and don'ts are the first thing you read!



Subject: dos and don'ts
Date: Jan 23 2006 07:52:29 PM
Author: Mr.MD

these dont's are ace.
a welcome return to form.
the do's on the other hand are fairly shit.
to be fair tho it must be hard to be hilariously funny ALL the time.
I know it takes its tole on my life.
A blessing and a curse...........



Subject: W-E
Date: Jan 23 2006 04:42:10 PM
Author: YAH

I feel so bad for Vice, they get so much crap from you idiots. I'm sure it doesnt hurt their feelings but, damn! Y'all get annoying. I hope they don't get bored enough to read this shit.



Subject: hardyharhar
Date: Jan 23 2006 02:10:59 PM
Author: chachi

that dancer with the harlequin pants was a nude model in my art class. and though fargotty dancer, he is hung like Zeus.



Subject: paki's chick...
Date: Jan 23 2006 01:13:07 PM
Author: turdgobler

...is one horny little bird that needs to have her cage rattled.



Subject: Dancers
Date: Jan 23 2006 03:28:03 AM
Author: H. Robot

how do you convince people to allow their likeness to be used in Vice in order that they might be insulted in front of the online and/or magazine-reading community?



Subject: st Louis haas soul
Date: Jan 22 2006 01:15:54 AM
Author: diggs

St Louis has soul, which is more tan a lotta places can say- anywhere cultures collide is electric



Subject: Not hippy.
Date: Jan 21 2006 08:15:17 AM
Author: Pansy pants

I can accept bad spelling, but expecting people to read posts without punctuation should get your genitals cheese-grated. And if you happen to be wearing boots WITH THE ISOLATION ON THE FUCKING OUTSIDE you should then be forced to sit in bowl of vinegar.



Subject: Wanna see more
Date: Jan 20 2006 11:33:49 AM
Author: The retarded coke dealer

I found that guy's picture on the web site
lemonparty.org

there are a bunch of other retarded people's pictures.

It is fucking hilarious



Subject: Christ, you're a dimwit.
Date: Jan 20 2006 09:29:23 AM
Author: Yes you.

Ever get the feeling Vice is fucking with you? No, you don't, because you're a fucking jamook bastard.



Subject: Paki on Paki
Date: Jan 20 2006 06:57:25 AM
Author: Paki

You've only ever featured one PAKI and it should have been me!



Subject: EVA SINCE I CAN REMEMBAH
Date: Jan 20 2006 12:34:57 AM
Author: MATTY P

I BEEN WORKIN THESE STREETS



Subject: EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER...
Date: Jan 19 2006 09:44:02 PM
Author: JUICY J

I BEEN POPPIN MY COLLA.
POPPIN POPPIN MY COLLA.
POPPIN POPPIN MY COLLA.



Subject: dancers
Date: Jan 19 2006 11:46:48 AM
Author: (total) drop

yuck. i can picture how snake-like and 'fluid' that dude's dancing is. dancers always do that really slow thing where they watch their hands moving like tarantulas or end up crouching on the floor doing weird tai-chi with their arms. puke.



Subject: nude model?!
Date: Jan 18 2006 11:22:12 PM
Author: kelsey

can anyone identify those people (or the guy, at least) in the second picture? or where it was taken?



Subject: girl in leggings
Date: Jan 18 2006 04:28:58 PM
Author: oiajsdoiuajdi

she's just doing a really bad job at a decent outfit. my girlfriend SOMETIMES wears something similar, but it doesn't look shitty like that at all. that button-down is problem # uno. she looks slopsville. also, she's probably having a fine time, so who gives a shit.



Subject: Mad Magazine coke dealer
Date: Jan 18 2006 11:14:54 AM
Author: dfgsdf

was the only that made me laugh. But it was good. One of those goofy things where you try to hold it in and go, "PHGGHHHHH HAAHHAHAHA."



Subject: WHAT I DO
Date: Jan 17 2006 07:30:20 PM
Author: steve

the girl in the uggs is not only a DO but a WHAT I DO. she's HOT and those leggings look pretty slamming on her.



Subject: UGGZ
Date: Jan 17 2006 04:25:47 PM
Author: Mr.Trellisy Terrace

1. My girlfriend can wear whatever she wants while having a barbecue in her own house.
2. She's always a DO.



Subject: Crazy
Date: Jan 17 2006 03:47:58 PM
Author: Ivan

The Ugg girl is a dont and that fat celilite pig with the nasty tits is a do? Vice are fags.



Subject: St. Louis sucks
Date: Jan 17 2006 03:30:33 PM
Author: BlockKnocker

You see fuckers like that around every corner, usually they are much fatter. But they are everywhere, EVERYFUCKINGWHERE



Subject: fun
Date: Jan 17 2006 02:29:38 PM
Author: solid sender

most of these are good compared to that last piece of shit tidbits issue!!!
the picture with the white chick and black dudes. i think it's halloween. it's obvious she's probably an english teacher at a high school and these are her best young authors.
babies are walking jokes, noone can take them serious, that's why they are babies.
and to bret pittman: dude you have a camera and don't know what photoshop is!!!?! that's like a fireman going"wait what the fuck is gasoline?" and if you were joking,,, good job you just made everything think you are a failed abortion of a man



Subject: best do's and dont's ever
Date: Jan 17 2006 11:19:16 AM
Author: PR

These are by far some of the best do's and dont's i have ever read...thank you for making laugh out loud like a crazy person in my uber quiet office



Subject: conspiracy theory
Date: Jan 17 2006 07:19:01 AM
Author: jon

I really do think this photo is original - original only in the sense that it is not 'enhanced'. The rest seems questionable.

Now, take a closer look.

Look at the fat white dad having a picnic in the corner of the 'ghetto' b-ball court - its more like a kindergarden playground if you ask me.

Now look at taller guy in the left - just look at his smirk. I could only imagine what he's thinking. He is alot smarter than you think. In fact, probably alot smarter than all you goddamn fashion plates.

Come up with an explaination - Im not going to speculate any further...



Subject: by the way
Date: Jan 16 2006 07:27:06 PM
Author: dad

I have hundreds of pictures of my baby, and they're all DON'Ts.



Subject: baby
Date: Jan 16 2006 07:18:18 PM
Author: dad

Hey, I have a month old baby, and the truth is that babies are fuckin goofy looking, every last one of them. So let's see your skills and get a DO. Baby DONT'S are too easy. Just like retard DO's.



Subject: Big Baby
Date: Jan 16 2006 02:21:22 PM
Author: Rinn

I don't get it? The kid's not exactly beautiful, but big? How is it a big baby and why is that supposed to be funny?

"Hay Guys! Ffuuuhuh look at that bib baby!"



Subject: oh hey bitches
Date: Jan 16 2006 11:14:57 AM
Author: dizzle

are you people kidding me? lay off the negative energy and focus on how hilarious the coke dealer and paki are. and white trash, big baby, and gross tat are a fine supporting cast.



Subject: yeah the hand
Date: Jan 16 2006 02:03:53 AM
Author: Poronga

over the white chick is not a black guy's hand, i mean common motherfucks



Subject: Flava Flav girl is keeping it real!!
Date: Jan 16 2006 12:02:11 AM
Author: Bret Pittman

Indeed.
I submitted the photo.
It is 1000% real.

(p.s. What the fuck is Photoshop?)



Subject: to kdxm...
Date: Jan 16 2006 12:02:03 AM
Author: Wisey

I really think you should settle sir.......

You're like one of those retards who watch TV and complain about the trollop, tripe and unethical whatever that's on there, without realising if they were smart enough, they could just turn it off.

You don't like it, don't read it.
Better yet- start your own magazine. We'll let you know if we like it or not.



Subject: south chicago
Date: Jan 15 2006 11:00:31 PM
Author: Derek

I like the first picture. That should be the cover of the 'diversity' issue.



Subject: ?
Date: Jan 15 2006 10:06:55 PM
Author: kdxm

who the fuck is writing this shit now. obviously their wit and intelligence is far lower than the former...LAY OFF THE COKE...U STUPID BITCH..and what the fuck is this shit FASHION DON'T sign over the face, u pussies the whole joke was seeing the person's face. so if u ever saw them in real life you could give them shit...fuck ill start doing the do and don't for free and ill hire some of the pedants that post on this blog..they're far more creative and im sure spend less effort trying to be witty...yeh two photoshops in a row..VICE HAS TURNED INTO SNL GOOD IN THE BEGINNING BUT THEN SOME GLIB IDIOTS TOOK OVER THAT TALK TO EACHOTHER ON MYSPACE WHILE THEY'RE OUT OF TOWN AND WRITE ARTICLES THAT DRAG ON FOREVER AND CANT EVER WRITE A DO OR DONT BECAUSE THEY DONT EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTAND A DO OR DONT SO THEY OVERWRITE A WITTY OR IRONIC COMMENT...THE LAST ONE COULDNT BE MORE OF A FUCKING DO ASK THE LAST GUY.



Subject: this month
Date: Jan 15 2006 04:11:48 PM
Author: ben

Excelelnt work. Every one was fun to read and share with friends. it ass.



Subject: photoshop
Date: Jan 15 2006 11:22:21 AM
Author: flava

I don't think that's photoshopped. White people always looked photoshopped next to black people because they're so much brighter. If she was normal contrast they would just be black dots.



Subject: Charlie Brown
Date: Jan 15 2006 11:20:09 AM
Author: Spink

that baby made me do a spit take. I think it might be up there with "nice purple track pants you fat bitch"!



Subject: flava flav groupie
Date: Jan 15 2006 03:55:36 AM
Author: titwank 2000

Nice one! Surely there's enough "Don'ts"out there to not have to photo shop. Bollocks to that!



Subject: cramden
Date: Jan 15 2006 01:47:08 AM
Author: smalls

NO SHIT?



Subject: the white trash
Date: Jan 15 2006 12:28:21 AM
Author: Grady

man, Ive lived in bumfuck north carolina for years and while i see white trash of every size and shape- its pretty rare to see them dressed up like a wrestling duo. you gotta plan that shit man. i can just see em now, plotting their matching outfits. like those yuppie couples- only with mullets.



Subject: crap
Date: Jan 14 2006 09:51:31 PM
Author: CRAMDEN

I LIKE THAT SHIT ABOUT THE COKE DEALER



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