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Subject: aw Date: Nov 28 2006 11:50:08 PM Author: jean poor bruno. that makes me want to cry. way depressed now-w-w-w-w. Subject: girls in the club Date: Nov 27 2005 12:49:40 PM Author: sean greenwood i dont get how these girls are on the "don't" list. i mean would you rather have girls, who obviously listen to nelly fortato (or how ever the fuck you spell that name) dont get me wrong i think these girls are fucked up, but girls who listen to music that sounds like someone put a stethascope against a lesbians virgin whomb and got her to queef, well those girls i wouldnt write about, i'd hit with bats. Subject: girls Date: Nov 26 2005 05:02:12 PM Author: d. its not that men's standards are low its just that women tend to put their own standards too high, always putting them higher and higher and more fuckable... Subject: chicks inthe club Date: Nov 26 2005 04:58:22 PM Author: d. i would... sooo much.. especially the one on the left, the lips? just want them down there and the breast? (fake or not) just want to touch them Subject: to great Date: Nov 24 2005 03:42:20 AM Author: adeola hizoul lopcky how is it are u ok thank god for fill origth. Subject: club chicks Date: Nov 12 2005 03:04:17 AM Author: jihadboy Enough arguing over the club hotties! Here in Tehran, were I to see a babe that hot, without a burqa, I would surely explode with delight (no pun intended), and feel that I had received the joy of 70 virgins before my time. May I share with you, my heathen brothers and sisters, the mixed emotions of fornicating with a hajib wearing women in the toilets of a leading Tehran nightclub. Of course it is enjoyable, but niggling at the back of my mind are two things: first, Allah will surely not be pleased, and second, what if, under the burqa, this chick is actually a complete dog? Subject: Italian Birds Date: Nov 07 2005 09:58:05 AM Author: Dr Sanchez My flatmate went on a "detox your liver diet" consisting of consuming only carrots in various forms (orally) for 10 days. She went the same color as these two bints. No Shit. Girls, orange is NOT a skin tone. It is a fruit. Subject: I hate to continue on about the girls Date: Nov 06 2005 03:04:56 AM Author: wink_wink "I love how no one can stop talking about the two bimbos when there's like 8 other photos on this page. It's like they have some mystical power to force a reaction out of everyone. I think it's either you want to fuck them or you want to kill them. Someone else psychoanalyze this shit." Why can't it be both? Subject: who the fuck?????? Date: Oct 27 2005 08:54:22 PM Author: spunkyrightiousness this is pretty bad who is doing the donts now...im not happy|_____get gavin back.............not happy camper...hey the magazines free an all but this is something i usually look forward to.what !!!im gonna cumslap this mofo. Subject: poofs on bikes Date: Oct 27 2005 07:45:44 AM Author: NIcky boy Those cats wanna ajust their seats upwards so that they go right up their arses making for a more enjoyable ride Subject: HA Date: Oct 27 2005 07:18:52 AM Author: NIcky Boy of The Luchadors Also dont rag on the kilts esse - Im scottish and we look damm good in them when we're out hunting haggis.word Subject: HA Date: Oct 27 2005 07:23:49 AM Author: NIcky Boy of The Luchadors hahahha those girls are filthy broads alright. The type that are "staight to the A" - Get me. If I saw them I'd order them both a JD and C with a dash of GHB and catch them later.ha - Filth Flange Subject: You Lot. Date: Oct 25 2005 02:13:31 PM Author: The Undefeated Fucking Priceless. Subject: cum dumpster chicks Date: Oct 24 2005 09:28:02 PM Author: juju Now here this! fuck everybody, i just came back and looked again, those two are smokin and anyone who says different is gay or a fat jealous chic. skin cancer or no skin cancer - makes no differnce when your zipper rips the fuck open as they walk by. Subject: hi Date: Oct 24 2005 09:38:26 PM Author: Andrea yes, you found me out, I am a total loser with acne on my face and back and I'm really stupid and I have no friends, and nobody wants to touch my bum so I must be worthless right? And that's why I spent ten minutes writing some posts on a forum. Subject: andrea Date: Oct 23 2005 10:56:24 PM Author: lahns fuckin shit this andrea bitch spends a lot of her time in here. if people wanna touch your flabby white ass so much why are you posting here all the time? are you leslie arfin? Subject: fucked up Date: Oct 23 2005 05:18:21 PM Author: not you so, if i'm getting this right you can be neither a thin toxic club slut or a fat pasty canadian? And why does there seem to be a lot of gay bashing? Or are there certain do and don't gay personas that I"m not getting? Subject: dicks Date: Oct 22 2005 12:49:44 PM Author: Andrea I hate you for having dicks because it looks like an alien crawled up your pant leg and then barfed. just kidding. I actually get along better with men than women. I guess I was just reacting to the age old problem of women being valued for their looks so much. I mean, it's not like I expect anything to be done about this - it's a biological fact. But it takes alot of time and effort to look like those girls. Dolly Parton said "it costs alot of money to look this cheap". And the opportunity cost is they could be using that time to learn to play the guitar, or something REALLY COOL LIKE THAT. Instead of spending hours working out and tanning. But to each his own. Subject: Dont ----------- Date: Oct 22 2005 10:24:42 AM Author: This isn't a job application. http://www.coreyfishes.com/living%208.htm Subject: cum dumpsters...funny Date: Oct 21 2005 05:45:44 AM Author: ilona The look on Bruno's face is the same as the lab guy when he's looking at some sexually infected cell slides through his microscope and see the two cock clowns........he doesn't know whether to fire cum into her glass of disco piss or pick up the phone. Subject: Women today Date: Oct 21 2005 12:36:05 AM Author: Idiot commentator Why do you hate us men so much for having dicks?It's the only advantageous perk(mainly in fluid release) nature gave us! Subject: Street dog? Date: Oct 21 2005 12:30:42 AM Author: The dog walker pic Those little bastards don t look at all homeless,in fact they're pitbulls,hard to think anyone would let one of those cuties loose... Subject: club girls Date: Oct 20 2005 01:19:18 PM Author: alex seriously though, given the chance any man would given the chance. they look like porn stars. maybe they're not settling down material but fuck it, thats not what they want either. Subject: ass Date: Oct 19 2005 06:57:27 AM Author: Andrea I feel I've been thouroughly schooled in the subject of what man expect of women's bodies, and in fact I have been furiously cataloging this information since I was 2. I'm assuming that this is a biological drive and that alot of other women do the same thing. The sad part is that alot of them actually do crazy stuff like cosmetic surgery to try to get male approval. These women need a hobby. And men need to stop verballizing their childish obsessions with big round things in their faces. Guess what assholes, we all like big symmetrical round things so quit acting like members to some exclusive club. Subject: sorry. Date: Oct 18 2005 10:29:18 PM Author: Andrea oh. that was crude. I miss the days of editable posts. Instead I am apologizing for my dispicable comment. And I am pleased overall with male performance. Subject: hi Date: Oct 18 2005 10:25:45 PM Author: Andrea Yeah yeah yeah, guys want big muscular asses (more like their own). Girls want guys who can fuck for more than five minutes so I guess we all have to make compromises. Subject: so-homo Date: Oct 18 2005 04:00:58 PM Author: retrograder the guys on the bikes showing their ugly asses off remind me of my squealing gay neighbour (in a very annoying way) he sneakily (illegally) sublets one of the apartments upstairs and holds 'gay' retro-active 'counselling' courses in them and kicks out the tenants twice a week during these 'courses'...ALSO, he put up some nauseating family and ex-ass ramming victim photos all over the place too !! i only know all this as a fact as i used to be a 'patsy' tenant too untill i scored a great 2 yr lease on a large 2 bdrm for the same rate ...anyway, what peeves me as well is the overtly loud gay cheesey house and r&b 'music'he plays all the time...oh yeah he also wakes his 'tenants' next door at 530 am with his treadmill too , mmm nice guy huh? anyway the photo makes me feel sick the same way he does..kinda like a queasy , post deep-fried pig knuckle gorging sick ...such a cocksmoker... i cant wait to see the owners reaction.... Subject: Bruno Date: Oct 17 2005 01:41:15 PM Author: Tess T. Tortion Dearest Vice, How is it that you can post a pic of Bruno and write such a mean blurb about him, when just a year-and-a-bit ago you dedicated an entire issue to (and I quote) "retards" and how wonderfully rare and special they really are? Clearly you are scrounging the bottom of a barrel that is filled with fish. I think it's time to stop, regroup and remount. With Kisses, T3 Subject: Comment below Date: Oct 16 2005 11:32:29 PM Author: Reverendloc Yeah, that guy on the bike IS a stud pumpkin! Subject: ...and another thing Date: Oct 16 2005 08:46:45 PM Author: evrclear great taste in clothes, music, intelligence, and a hot body = ideal girl. 3 out of 4 (any 3) will more than suffice, meaning a glaring single omission will be overlooked, flabby white asses notwithstanding Subject: like two fine hams Date: Oct 16 2005 08:35:01 PM Author: everclear flabby porridge assess and leathery uv baked and/or foundation caked skin are quickly dismissed.....at 230 in the morning. further to this, truth be told, indeed guys dont not like flabby asses, but we dont like them either. they're tolerated at best. most of us hosers (and possibly our carpet munching she-male friends confer) will embrace any half decent (i.e. no scars, hairy nevi), albiet flabby, but more importantly willing and hungry tushes over none at all. however, make no mistake, an arse upon which i can rest most items from my pantry is nothing short of brilliant....are those shooter glasses i see resting on those girls bums? Subject: help me i dont have brian Date: Oct 14 2005 10:47:56 PM Author: m e so true, soul full. i agree with the comment below m e........y a..!! Subject: Whatever Date: Oct 14 2005 08:32:05 PM Author: Michael It's weird how many people who reply here try and write like they are the Do's and Don'ts guy. This isn't a job application. Also, most of the guys on here would bang those chicks, but couldn't so they say that they are ugly. Subject: bruno Date: Oct 14 2005 03:38:12 PM Author: sarah totally a do. he is perfection squared. Subject: flabby white butts Date: Oct 14 2005 03:42:18 PM Author: Andrea Although I still hypothetically prefer chicks with good taste in music and cool clothes and an intelligent look. Also I don't necessarily believe that guys don't like flabby white butts. I think people like anything warm and squishy, and having a barbie doll for a girlfriend is more about impressing other guys, which is kinda a little like being a homo. But I'm not sure cuz I'm not a guy, and also who really cares what guys want to put their penises is. Also I have a flabby white butt and lots of guys want to touch it. Subject: those girls Date: Oct 14 2005 03:38:22 PM Author: Andrea I put some deep thought into this subject and decided that hypothetically speaking, I'd fuck those girls. Both of them at the same time if I could. They probably have perfect bodies under those heads which wouldn't be bad with less makeup, AND it would also mean that I'd attained some sort of mainstream acceptability if I could actually get them to sleep with me, and that would be kinda cool for a minute. So, I take back a little what I said before even though it's still true. Subject: HOLY SHIT Date: Oct 14 2005 01:54:30 PM Author: Name I hate girls that look like that, and the guys who find it hot cause that just makes more of them. They look like they're trying to pick up the 14 year old jerk off boys. And they give me nightmares. Subject: i'm movin to canada Date: Oct 14 2005 11:33:39 AM Author: ass man seriously, could we have more pictures of canadian fat girls please? seriously. Subject: yeah yeah yeah..Nasty chicks Date: Oct 14 2005 07:50:18 AM Author: A.kithos Some chicks just can't handle what they look like without makeup. I heard of a girl who wore makeup to go camping in the woods. Who the fuck brings their lipstick to wear in the woods? I am not talking about a natural color to enhance; I am talking bright red clown lips! It's okay, because those girls are probably around my age, but when I am 30, I'll still look like I am in my early 20's and they will look they are pushing 40. I'll keep my androgyny and have the last laugh. Are you reading this lipstick abusing bitches of the world? Stop tanning and painting your lips like a clown. Subject: satisfactory Date: Oct 14 2005 03:47:23 AM Author: señor butthole "passed out on dog balls guy" is a do. "bruno pee-pants" is second cousin to "sun is shining". and clubs suck but vadge is vadge. otherwise, acceptable. Subject: pshhhhhhh Date: Oct 13 2005 01:01:55 AM Author: everclear you fucking homos. the male equivalent to those ginas are juiced up fabios who tuck their denim jackets into their pleated jeans - dispicably tasteless no doubt, and chix are repulsed and averted by this i hope. but please you pencil neck, pipe cleaner-armed emo "scenesters", any dude would much rather bang one them wannabe barbies over one of YOUR flabby-assed alabaster androgynous female counterparts. Subject: You can make it, Bruno Date: Oct 12 2005 02:53:06 AM Author: Pendejo Joe Is it purely coincidence that his jacket alludes to a wet spot? Subject: Don'ts Date: Oct 12 2005 12:19:02 AM Author: bennet what's with all the man-skirts in the don'ts? is vice running low on pictures or something? wtf? with all the crap i see everyday, that is the best you guys could come up with? i'm thinking, fire all the writers and staff on commission, and hire on the people posting comments in there place. vice has nowhere to go but up. Subject: girls Date: Oct 10 2005 10:15:13 AM Author: Zee Yeah those club girls are the type that wouldn't give the time of day to any guy in a club, but they will answer an ad to do porn with a fat hairy white bald guy for 300$. I hate Toronto clubs, I fucking despise them! For one thing it’s mostly a sausage party full of ginos running around like wannabe thugs. Then you got the Sri Lankan’s that would start a fight because they can’t take no for an answer from a girl who doesn't want to dance with them. Then you got fuckin raggaetone the most annoying music on the face of the earth! And then you got Toronto girls! The most stuck up bitches in the world! I love Brazil and Japan at least its easy to get laid over there and the girls aren't bitches! Subject: normal club Date: Oct 10 2005 06:49:45 AM Author: johnny man the worst part of the normal person club is the music ! how can you listen to black eyed peas , how i ask? anyone who thinks those girls are hot probly owns a pre-crinkled shirt or two .. . enjoy the black eyed peas. Subject: Re: Mr and Mrs Skirt Date: Oct 09 2005 10:02:06 PM Author: J.DereK P. Kurt cobain is neither a "Tool" nor is he capable of wearing a skirt. He is in fact Dead, and while you Two fucking poser loosers, waste the day, living off of your parents, trying to get an extra day out of your dirty underwear. Smell 'ya later, loosers.......... Subject: re: "mr. skirt" Date: Oct 09 2005 05:38:35 PM Author: Kaxtie >so kurt cobain is still the only man capable of wearing a skirt and not being ridiculous at the same time..< Kurt Cobain isn't capable of doing anything without being ridiculous at the same time. Know why? Because he's a tool. Subject: mr. skirt Date: Oct 08 2005 09:47:08 PM Author: meh so kurt cobain is still the only man capable of wearing a skirt and not being ridiculous at the same time.. Subject: Don'ts Date: Oct 08 2005 02:22:48 PM Author: jaspur What the fuck happened to the Dos and Don'ts?? It was beautiful once upon a time. Has Vice started letting 17-year-old interns write this shit? I used to actually laugh out loud at the stuff written in here. Now I just weep. It's lame, obvious, and a waste of fucking time. Did all you people just start reading Vice this month or something?? This is garbage. And the bimbo sluts are definite Don'ts. Like someone said below, if you think they're Dos you're reading the wrong magazine. Try Hustler instead. Subject: Don't s Date: Oct 07 2005 11:03:08 AM Author: Brian Miller Holy Fuckin Shit !! 3 Words, "Run Away Train" !! It started at a Dead Fucking Stop, and before anyone noticed, the Dont's were Rocketing Down Hill Towards the Orphanage on "Maybe today's the Day" day... "Sorry Timmy, maybe in your next life you wont be born a Fucken heroin Addicted Crack Junkie baby, you Fuckin' Looser! Remember: It's not what you know, It's whose Uterous you fell out of :-D Subject: bruno Date: Oct 07 2005 05:02:06 AM Author: paolo bruno is my hero of the day! Subject: bruno Date: Oct 06 2005 11:42:15 AM Author: victor he's so sad but that jacket is fresh to death Subject: ... Date: Oct 06 2005 05:52:28 AM Author: ... There is a certain slutty magnetism about the brown girls but I think there's a lot of nice ones that are into strangling and ass-to-mouth too. You still have to love the ones that wear it on their sleave, though. Subject: me Date: Oct 06 2005 05:06:20 AM Author: betenik is retarded. i spelt it wrong. still. i DON'T LOOK LIKE A CUMDUMPSTER! Subject: the cum dumpsters Date: Oct 06 2005 05:06:12 AM Author: betenik what percent of their body mass is now pure skin cancer? why do women think that looks attractive? they'd look like prostitutes, and they would BE prostitutes, if only they could have spelled it on their job applications. seriously, what kind of mentally retared fuckhead would a) CHOOSE to look like this and b) THINK THIS IS HOT? you must be in need of a lobotomy. in the uk, we deride people like this. ha. Subject: the shit? Date: Oct 05 2005 08:23:14 PM Author: dean wormser "I guess I'm only so bitter becuase that is what EVERYONE at my school looks like." what the fuck, people like that go to school? what school? what the fuck? Subject: techno sluts Date: Oct 05 2005 02:42:22 PM Author: yayo those girls are the quintessential 'guidettes' they are very southern westchester (eastchester, new rochelle, yonkers) and east bronx (throgs neck) they used to just stay in teen clubs in westchester but now that they attend fordham or iona or hofstra, they migrate into the city. theyre italian, theyre experts at sucking dick, tanning, self indulgence, coke, and exploiting their mafia ties. as annoying as they are, i miss them now that i left new york for college. appreciate them, they're a rare little tribe of girls that exist no where outside of Westchester, Jersey, Long Island, the Bronx, Staten Island, Astoria, and Bensonhurst. Subject: leather Date: Oct 03 2005 10:03:17 PM Author: trev those chicks are a couple of buckets of burnt skank Subject: jersey whores. Date: Oct 04 2005 11:06:13 AM Author: johhny hosebeast really...there is only one thing to say to those stripper vanilla smelling fuck puppets.... ASS TO ASS!! Subject: i couldn't help myself Date: Oct 03 2005 11:44:56 PM Author: James http://groups.myspace.com/KiltsAreBullshit Subject: andrea (wishes she was a cum dumpster) Date: Oct 03 2005 10:10:52 PM Author: juju learn how to read you fucking moron,vice doesn't think thier hot.......... i think thier hot. Subject: urban thug Date: Oct 03 2005 10:03:57 PM Author: juju nice fucking shoes Subject: ew. Date: Oct 03 2005 06:37:46 PM Author: Andrea ew, you guys think those girls are hot? you are so retarded. Isn't the amount of makeup on their faces sort of a red flag? I don't know, they look all sweaty and dirty, but not in a good way, cuz it's fucking with their shitty makeup jobs. I guess I'm only so bitter becuase that is what EVERYONE at my school looks like. When I see a girl wearing converse or something, I stare, like wow, she's so cool, just because everyone else is dressed like fucking cum dumpsters. Subject: wait Date: Oct 03 2005 01:52:43 PM Author: john i think i know that passed out squatter with the dogs Subject: *** Date: Oct 03 2005 12:51:14 PM Author: jeph That last guy totally would have been in the "do's" a couple years ago. Still should be. Didn't you guys see that jacket? Subject: please Date: Oct 02 2005 03:19:01 PM Author: Dick :o) oh please... can we ban that G_ _ on that bicycle off the street... Subject: kilts Date: Oct 02 2005 02:33:20 PM Author: patty mcdouchenuts CARO: You think you are a woman who likes men who wear kilts; I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're just gay. Just like your precious Anais Nin. Subject: the bicycle seat i mean Date: Oct 01 2005 02:39:32 PM Author: dave b that bicycle seat of the guy with the mohawk probably reeks so deep Subject: Smell the seat Date: Oct 01 2005 02:36:35 PM Author: Dave B Somebody smell that seat Subject: guy with dogs is a do Date: Oct 01 2005 01:55:55 PM Author: guy with dogs is a do guy with dogs etc. Subject: kilty boys Date: Oct 01 2005 09:53:31 AM Author: caro why ya gotta hate on the kilts?? yeah, the ones you pictured look like shit (axl rose, blow me.). and yeah, it was all made up not so long ago. but if vice can post random babes in the do's, can we ladies please be left alone when it comes to our love of men in properly-fitted, quality kilts? they look hot. and they don't wear undies. read some anais nin my friends, she had it on the nose when it comes to kilts. gavin, isnt your family scottish? forget your hatred of the bagpipe player who's all pimped up for the tourists and plays bagpipes RIGHT OUTSIDE your place of employment when you're hung over. oh wait, that was me. but the easy access thing rules. Subject: :::: Date: Oct 01 2005 12:52:19 AM Author: dw that was mean about the spastic guy. i bet when you're with your friends and you see someone like that you all your boyfriend!giggle and say "there's TEEHEEE" Subject: dogs Date: Sep 30 2005 02:18:24 PM Author: roy Guy with the dogs is a Do. Subject: 14-year-old boy beating off Date: Sep 30 2005 12:41:03 PM Author: dooku "the girls look like they were created by a 14-year-old boy that’s beating off" Isn't that any Maxim or Stuff as well? Subject: Lady w/ the caricature jacket. Date: Sep 30 2005 10:21:13 AM Author: Ikari Warrior Jesus, Mary and Joseph. HOLY FUCK! That looks like a goddamn tranny Mr. Potato head or something and its one of the funniest things I've seen all week. Thank you Vice. Subject: dog balls Date: Sep 30 2005 08:15:22 AM Author: vice cube Dude with the dogs sleepin on the street I got some respect for. If youre in that bad a way, dog balls are NOT the worst youre gonna deal with on the street. He knows enough to sleep face up for piss' sake... Most canines are biologically cleaner than humans anyway. Plus, total 'I dont give a fuck' tatoos everywhere Subject: bruno Date: Sep 30 2005 06:56:21 AM Author: urnf best outfit pay respect Subject: what the shit Date: Sep 30 2005 01:17:30 AM Author: hoi man that huge lady's jacket is hilarious and bruno looks like he means well, lay off. Subject: yeah bimbos Date: Sep 29 2005 08:56:01 PM Author: nizzle I think that we should ONLY talk about the Bimbos. Ok , so they have leathery faces. They get laid. They inspire "ape-fantasy"? Well whatever. I live in a town FULL of chauches and bimbo's and let me tell yous.... the part that cannot be photographed...the FAKE LAUGH is the best "Don't" ever! Subject: yeah! Date: Sep 29 2005 07:53:33 PM Author: mr positiv these dont's are really, really good, they kick the do's ass. that neh-neh-ner bit was awesome. Oh, but i think bruno seems nice. Subject: furck Date: Sep 29 2005 07:43:52 PM Author: Furrrck I love how no one can stop talking about the two bimbos when there's like 8 other photos on this page. It's like they have some mystical power to force a reaction out of everyone. I think it's either you want to fuck them or you want to kill them. Someone else psychoanalyze this shit. Subject: mm Date: Sep 29 2005 07:19:29 PM Author: desaparecere I really really want to drown the second guy in his gatorade. Subject: and another thing... Date: Sep 29 2005 06:07:24 PM Author: still should be working the club girls look like nikki s. lee when she was doing the hip hop look. like, are they for real or is it some kind of contemporary installation art thing? they can't be for real. oh wait, they are for real. Subject: mortov poop Date: Sep 29 2005 05:36:00 PM Author: martian It's one thing to admit to wanting to fuck those chicks because guys' standards are low, especially at a club drunk, and it's another thing to say they're DOs, you fucking idiot. There's about a billion chicks every guy would fuck who are not DOs. Subject: subway thug Date: Sep 29 2005 03:19:36 PM Author: should be working the subway weightlifter w/ pretty pants has bows on his shoes... Subject: ben Date: Sep 29 2005 02:52:58 PM Author: epic studies show that people who are preocupied with spelling and grammar are usually unfunny and bad at math. Many well know intelectuals are nutoriously bad spellers, like einstien, ben franklyn and robert frost. so shove it up your ass spellcheck wanker. you are no fun at parties. Subject: no one Date: Sep 29 2005 02:51:59 PM Author: everyone The idiots saying the club chicks should be in the "do's" shouldn't be allowed to read Vice. Get the fuck out of here, idiots. Subject: OOMPA LOOMPA CROSS - DRESSERS Date: Sep 29 2005 02:45:47 PM Author: sleepykisser I want to stick those girls in the shower and go "Mommie Dearest" on their orange faces with a scrub brush. But first I would rip out their stupid black poly-hair extensions that they bought from Sally Beauty Supply, God only knows why. Subject: your the dont Date: Sep 29 2005 02:29:42 PM Author: v in your last dont ,the guy looks like a fag ok but BECAUSE is spelled like the guy looks,retarded! Subject: club chix Date: Sep 29 2005 09:01:31 AM Author: fuckers liars....liars all of you if those club chicks started dancing with you, and whispered "lets go back to your place" in your ear....your car keys would be out of your pocket before you left the club and you'd be making faces to your friends like "ha ha fuckers....i'm in this"" you'd prolly bust in your jockey shorts as soon as you saw there fake boobs Subject: Them still Date: Sep 29 2005 04:12:40 AM Author: Monstevr And then their hair... I bet the natural color is a whole lot more interesting than gold-and-black. Ew! Why did they bother even dying any of it black? Or wheat-colored. Why didn't they pick one color, or at least two colors that sort of belong together? This would be fine if most of the girls here acted like they respected theyselves, but as it stands, I can't remember why I shouldn't just give up and be gay. Now I'm getting mean. ...But I'm also getting angry, so it's not gonna stop. Subject: Those two Date: Sep 29 2005 04:02:36 AM Author: Monstevr Seriously though, what's up with the pink? On their lips, I'm talking about. Are they really expecting to do a whole lot more than give head? And who really wants pink slime on their dick? Has anyone in that entire club thought one whole step ahead... ever? Subject: if the matching belts didnt make you vom Date: Sep 29 2005 02:37:09 AM Author: Pfeiffer You know in the bathroom they put on the same lipstick and though "oh, this is PERFECT" Subject: d00d Date: Sep 28 2005 10:58:13 PM Author: Bathan Gnarley Don'ts are so fucking better than Dos this month. Subject: Kilt Goon #2 Date: Sep 28 2005 07:23:05 PM Author: Jetpack Oh moley, is that a Dio T-shirt? Subject: homeless dont's Date: Sep 28 2005 12:51:14 PM Author: peter murphy awwww...I feel bad for the Bruno guy. :-( Subject: club girls Date: Sep 28 2005 07:18:45 AM Author: Harvey The girl on the right has a small hunch she looks stupid, the girl on the left however is way too deep into it to turn back now. They will never speak to each other again after another week. Subject: spell check Date: Sep 28 2005 05:28:15 AM Author: me use it... retards. Subject: Club girls. Date: Sep 27 2005 11:51:59 PM Author: Jmc Why are you feeding your good coke to the face of a FUCKING CATCHERS MITT? Those girls are TANNED (like leather. fuck). They are walking PURSES. What the hell? That's disgusting. Subject: shshsjsjsj Date: Sep 27 2005 10:27:01 PM Author: ahahaaha goddamn vice has outdone itself with this entire issue. completely makes up for the past year of suck Subject: WHA???!! Date: Sep 27 2005 08:31:39 PM Author: spunyon Those girls are the dopeness but i do have agree .. i HATE them fake titties... its like a bad comic book drawing by a a greasy faced virgin with cheetos dust on his fingers and around his mouth Subject: agreed Date: Sep 27 2005 03:45:41 PM Author: j e s s e solid, but the club chics are total do's. god! they are a real life porno ready to go. nothing some guido in new clothes from the mall, a car note, and a few grams of coke can't handle. if guys like that can do it, you can too! Subject: solid Date: Sep 27 2005 03:23:24 PM Author: bruno esp. the club chicks |
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