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Subject:
Date: Nov 20 2005 10:43:32 AM
Author: monkeyspanker

what did you think was going to happen if you climbed into a monkey's cage? It was just going to come over, kiss you on the cheek and say "night mum"?

ITS A FRIKKIN MONKEY YO!



Subject: Simian Sexxx0rz
Date: Sep 24 2005 02:28:30 PM
Author: Crunk Job

If you can afford all that monkey bullshit, you are rich, which means I am hating on you and glad that fucker got ape on your trick azz.



Subject: kara
Date: Sep 20 2005 11:30:17 AM
Author: peter murphy

Kara's horse really said "Why did you name me after a pasta you whore? What say you make it up to me and ride 'bareback' sometime honey?"



Subject: monkey
Date: Sep 19 2005 06:48:28 AM
Author: steelygroove

shit homey - but what do you expect keeping wild monkeys in your house you fucking nut job



Subject: .
Date: Sep 10 2005 03:46:34 AM
Author: if horses could talk

Heather said her horse, Bach, would say:
"Get the hell off me you fat bitch! I've never liked you!"

(looking at the photo it's as if the horse is leaning in
and quietly pleading with the photographer in his strained voice:God....(cough).....help me!)



Subject: i read it.
Date: Aug 27 2005 05:06:14 AM
Author: lol

i read the full poem..it was so good i almost forgot i was reading vice.

but the horse talk is so bad i love it.



Subject: "You can read the full poem here"
Date: Aug 25 2005 08:00:04 AM
Author: me

Uh, I think I'll pass on that one.



Subject: horse talk
Date: Aug 24 2005 03:44:53 AM
Author: louse

okay

this is pretty funny

this issue is getting better



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