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Comments:

Subject: Benign Phone...
Date: Oct 20 2005 02:18:11 PM
Author: Rc

That Benign phone plays some song... Kiss me where the sun dont shine. I know so... it was on Leno.



Subject: bum
Date: Sep 28 2005 02:38:23 PM
Author: juliet

Over here in Holland(trust us to have about everything you ever couldn't imagine) you also have Bum Bum ice cream. I tastes like bubble gum and is yuk. Okay, not too interesting, I know... bleh



Subject: bonkas coffee
Date: Sep 23 2005 11:39:16 AM
Author: bonkersmcbonkers@yahoo.com

found some coffee called bonkas, very strong.

It does actually send me bonkas if I have too much of it.

PS I am looking for some SPUNK sweetties, email me if you supply



Subject: brazilian chocolates
Date: Sep 21 2005 10:48:18 PM
Author: m

yeah, isn't there a band named e o tchan? and they had that classic song...danca de bum bum. i totally knew the dance to that when i was 8.
i mean...what?



Subject: puta merda
Date: Sep 15 2005 05:46:07 PM
Author: fofão from hell

F-ck
bum-bum, hahahahahaha
I am a Brazilian, and I know that is that prostitute.
It is part of the shit of the music of my country.
And it is successful by the size of her self ass.
I desire her death by chronic heartburn.
That is a really incredible product.

just look .... i don't have words.

http://www2.uol.com.br/eotchan/



Subject: Delicious
Date: Sep 09 2005 09:53:43 AM
Author: Vega Wild

I'v got some sweets made in germany called Spunk !!



Subject: whaaa!
Date: Sep 02 2005 12:28:55 PM
Author: kava kava

you dont want my gookie?! o.k.- i see. so i shouldnt send gookie? i could just.....um...gookie...Ohhh! you DON'T want gookie! Ohhh! ok.

"OK SEND IN THE GOOKIE...YEAH, THEY SAID THEY WANTED IT RIGHT AWAY"



Subject: tidbits
Date: Sep 01 2005 11:23:57 AM
Author: chan

I saw some sweets the other day called "Nigroids".



Subject: "ass shit"
Date: Aug 26 2005 07:21:50 PM
Author: fenno

too....ha



Subject: PS: Please stop sending us
Date: Aug 26 2005 01:49:42 AM
Author: Bum.

damn, i just send cock soap to you this morning.



Subject: assman
Date: Aug 25 2005 11:48:30 PM
Author: bumbazine

shut up assman, nobody cares



Subject: ass comedy
Date: Aug 25 2005 06:42:00 PM
Author: assman

ASS-Sedan! Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .. it's so funny to think of making a sedan and then calling it "ass sedan"!!!!!!! you guys might be as funny as the SNL writers!



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