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  Guy in the middle: So a little bit of science behind the swine is that it’s way back, you know what I’m saying, when the caveman was around and, straight up and down, they say the caves were dirty. So they crossbreeded a snake, a cat, a rat, and a dog. So it wasn’t brought down here, you know what I’m saying, since the beginning of time. It was crossbreeded. It took years of time and it was brought on this earth for a garbage-disposal system. That’s why we not supposed to eat the swine. |
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Subject: swine Date: Oct 04 2005 07:53:57 PM Author: Uday Hussein bacon is fucking good Subject: total digression from the pork topic Date: Sep 30 2005 03:59:44 PM Author: roy I don't like pork that much anyway, and anti-white racists desperate for some sense of identity will think what they think no matter what. The only thing you can do is say, "That's right. Eating pork will make you look like a white person. Asians are starting to look like white people. Latin Americans are starting to look like white people. Black Jamaicans roasting jerk pork on a spit on the beach are starting to look like white people." etc. But that jihad post was pretty interesting. I am no supporter of Bush's policies -- can't wait for him to stop destroying the country and the world -- But why allow people that hate you and want to bomb you to live right in your midst? Does it seem reasonable to throw them out? Take London, for example. When are the Brits going to simply kick out the people who hate them and want to bomb them? "Thank you for staying with us in the United Kingdom. Enjoy your trip back to the Middle East." Same for France, Germany, USA, anywhere you have people living in your country who hate you and want to kill you. Let them go and settle comfortably in the Middle East. I never understood the indulgence of this. Subject: Baha Date: Sep 30 2005 01:58:49 PM Author: Haha Ummm... Anyone know this guy? Subject: KEv Date: Aug 26 2005 09:07:00 PM Author: DYLAN YOU SO WACK SONE....COULD THIS LOWBROW-ASS JOKE HAVE GONE FARTHER OVER YOUR MENTAL MIDGET HEAD!?!?!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! YOU FUCKIN STUPID CLOWN!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAA!! Subject: fatwa Date: Sep 28 2005 01:42:40 AM Author: brown neon man.. I used too date a turkish girl named 'Fatwa'.. she loved Brown neon... but not yellow Neon.. too bright at night... Guess what.? my teeth are mashed, & i'm u.k born.. can we unite, hold hands make daisy chains & eat pork.. what der you say ???? Subject: Al hamburger lila Date: Sep 26 2005 07:44:54 AM Author: Raghead Dentist I declare a fatwa on all neon signs, vitamin C and dentists. Broken toothed British people unite!!! AIAIAIAIAIAIAI Subject: brown neon Date: Sep 26 2005 07:18:19 AM Author: brown neon Can it be Brown neon.? Subject: HAHAHAHAHA Date: Sep 25 2005 10:03:32 PM Author: ... BAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ppl should be forced to wear some sort of stupidity indentification in plain sight when this retarded. Like a billboard hammered into their head 3 times the size. I R DUMBSEST! with flashing neon in case u werent looking in that direction. Subject: MICHAEL Date: Sep 23 2005 10:58:00 PM Author: DYLAN YOU MAD FAGGGOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA... ...A!!! Subject: David Cross Bit... Date: Sep 23 2005 04:04:22 PM Author: Dan Does anyone remember David Cross's bit about pork. I believe it was on his HBO special, and i paraphrase. "I'd like to have a job where I describe eating baby back spareribs to people that don't eat pork for religious purposes...mmm...oh...man...delicious...falling.off.the.bone !" Subject: ooga-booga Date: Sep 22 2005 12:31:36 PM Author: gunit sucka! "Hmm, I just wonder if a british muslim paki nigga would have terrible teeth or not?" Isn't the old axiom: There are 3 things in life that are guaranteed-1. death , 2. taxes , 3. british muslim pakis have bad teeth Subject: Transcendental Ruminations Date: Sep 21 2005 05:15:23 AM Author: The real prophet Hmm, I just wonder if a british muslim paki nigga would have terrible teeth or not? Subject: caucasian Date: Sep 20 2005 12:00:39 AM Author: eddie flushing fawlkes caucasian is a dumb term. invented by some anthropologist of dubious character who thought that the perfect people decended from mount caucaus. there was an article about it in harpers Subject: Jesus Slaves Date: Sep 19 2005 10:35:37 PM Author: G. Whiz "Mohammed, by the way, was not a prophet, but a novelist, jacking much of the Jewish Old Testament and some of the emerging Christian scriptures for his new religion which he invented" ...And God (along with plenty of "real" prophets who "really" had a direct connection to God) wrote the Old Testament and the "emerging Christian scriptures" of the New Testament, huh? Okay! Subject: salmonella Date: Sep 18 2005 03:38:56 AM Author: jibbo Hey maybe like ghirardia and salmonella and shit are why the jews didn't eat pork in the desert. Like it goes bad fast. maybe. Or maybe moses ate some bad pork once. If there were a moses that is. Subject: What What!? Date: Sep 16 2005 11:47:28 PM Author: Malik Shabazz Tel Aviv Mohamed Akbar You see... like it is... like this, god wanted man to have a good sandwhich, so like, from heaven, he dropped the BLT... but Satan coveted it thusly, and Mohamed was all like, NOT ON MY DIME NIGGAH... so, if you know the real truth, what Mohamed preached in the Qu'ran, you know, you make the bacon real crispy and slice the tomato really thin, and add nice cold lettuce, and toast that bread golden brown, and enjoy! Then go blow up some infidels, you'll go to heaven the next day, no joke. Trust me. Subject: retards Date: Sep 16 2005 03:55:12 AM Author: den nearly all of you guys are fucking retarded, nemo was on the ball though; the reason why the major religions abstain from eating swine is it's close resemblance to human flesh. fucking dick-wads Subject: The next suicide bomber Date: Sep 14 2005 03:24:04 AM Author: Jigga who? Fuck me, a british muslim paki nigga??? Talk about someone being programmed by the media to drink battery acid and ram nails through his eyes every day. Yo man, your life is destined for shit unless you move to Jamaica and smoke dope for a year and deprogram your brain to stop think you're garbage. Subject: swine decline Date: Sep 13 2005 02:41:32 PM Author: moses there are certain things that were not meant to be consumed by humans so that we can lighten our bodies.. youll notice the disgusting pork eating populace in the united states getting fatter and dumber as they continue to eat pork and other foul products. some of the people in here need to read a book or two, why would millions of people not eat something? think about it! there must be a reason for the initial decision not to, which was made by men wiser than you peace p.s einstein stated that for man to ever advance, meat would have to be cut from the diet,also it says in the book of adam that they fell from grace and were forced to eat the beasts and herbs of the earth as punishment Subject: cheif comeoniwannalayu Date: Sep 13 2005 10:39:02 AM Author: fiddy great, a british muslim paki nigga. what next? hey mohammed- yo mamma's a pig yo! Subject: my jihad againt you (racist white ppl) Date: Sep 13 2005 09:07:22 AM Author: that non-white reader again The reason niggaz don't be eatin pork is because it looks like you crackers. why would i want to eat cracker. what if i turn into one like Gavin Mcinnes after eating too much of that nasty shit. You realise a pig r spends most of its natural life rolling around in its own fecal matter right? And you STILL eat that shit. You ppl make me sick if you're not enslaving motherfuckers and then making light of it in stupid little articles like jim goads then you're stuffing your faces with fucking pig and then shitting it out again all over your pet alligatore you all flushed down the toilet when it got too much of a bother to take care of them. FACT: you eat swine because you are stupid pieces of crap. FACT: jews and uslims don't eat swine because they are not. FUCK YOU gavin FUCK YOU jim goad FUCK YOU VICE READERS. www.stormfront.com why don't you grow some balls and get over there every secoond you spend trying to be ironic and cool opn here just makes you more of a pussy. Just go back to being your natural white selves and start being overtly racist. I wanna see ppl posting nigga this and paki that and see some honesty from you racist white cunts for once. see you on the 53 to charing x alak shari mohammed. Subject: Bacon bits Date: Sep 13 2005 04:50:03 AM Author: Reality Jews rule the world, muslims eat shit and die at the age of twelve violently fighting for their right to live in dirt. Fuckit, I'll eat a pig. Subject: Stoopit Date: Sep 12 2005 11:20:28 PM Author: J Cat But toads love chicken ,fithy dung eating chicken. Subject: do it for charlotte Date: Sep 12 2005 08:53:31 PM Author: concerned fanatic be kind, dont eat swine Subject: the other pink meat Date: Sep 12 2005 08:12:46 PM Author: Pork is the White Man I heard we didn't want to eat pork because it's an animal that eats the same food as us and so competed for food around the camp. I've seen a dog hunt pig. Yo mama hunt pig. Subject: you are a ham sangedwich Date: Sep 12 2005 06:49:11 PM Author: i am a hungry giant the dude on the left's face looks like it's lean, mean and ready for the grill. Subject: don't eat meat. Date: Sep 11 2005 08:06:04 AM Author: fuck you you fuckety fuck. soylent green is triffids!! Subject: David Duke and Roy Date: Sep 10 2005 09:54:32 AM Author: Panang curry de you like "salad beef"?..oh shit with cool beer...humm Subject: Genesis Date: Sep 10 2005 04:27:12 AM Author: the beginning "When they sent it to the caves, the Caucasians in the caves for 2,000 years, Moses had to go up and civilize them and the first Caucasian people that accepted the teachings of the book of life was the people that called themselves the Jews." This disciple forgot to include that before that the aliens came to declare that the true master race of earth is the pig and thou humans shall not touch them. Moses with his machine gun said, 'Look man, I don't know who you are but...." blamblamblamblamblamblamblamblamblam moses had pulled the 9mm from his sock and unleashed a barrage of bullets into the faces of these alien hoards. The aliens fleed in panic, but as they were making their retreat they dropped something. "hmm..what have we here" said Moses, "It seems to be a book of somekind...the book of life?" moses flicked through the first few pages. "Hmm, looks like you can't eat pork afterall. I shall tell that lot up in the caves about this." AND THAT"S WHY JEWS AND MUSLIMS DON"T EAT PORK TODAY Subject: me Date: Sep 09 2005 06:57:55 PM Author: krash krashiskingshit.com Subject: Roy Date: Sep 09 2005 10:18:19 AM Author: David Duke The problem is Roy, all the races you mentioned are inferior. (each one counts as two thirds of a person). So, when you run the numbers, pork isn't actually the most widely eaten meat. Those mongoloid races you mentioned eat much more fowl than swine. You ever had Panang curry with chicken?-YUMMY! Subject: Roy just rocked my world Date: Sep 09 2005 12:16:38 AM Author: Dorkslagmuffineatercuntposerfagfucker Damn... there is just somthing about an articulate man capable of resonable thought. I love you Subject: basic culinary info Date: Sep 08 2005 09:13:40 PM Author: roy Pig is the most widely consumed animal in Hispanic, Asian, and European cultures. That covers a pretty big part of the world -- with many races represented. By the "Hispanic" world, I mean much of North America, and most of Central and South America -- which is huge. This includes all peoples living in "Hispanic" society, which mainly means peoples of Spanish, African, and Native American origin. By Asia I mean Asia of course-- China, Vietnam, Thailand, Singapore, etc etc -- a huge area. Then of course you've got Europe, as well any other area where pork is the favorite meat. Point being that the pig is the most popular food-animal in the world --this includes peoples of every race and culture, including non-religious Jews and Arabs. Abstaining from pork is purely a religious practice, observed in Judaism and Islam --Islam being basically an aberration. Mohammed, by the way, was not a prophet, but a novelist, jacking much of the Jewish Old Testament and some of the emerging Christian scriptures for his new religion which he invented, which has sadly duped much of the Arab world. As he was concocting his new religion, he went ahead and included the part from the Jewish Torah about not eating pig. But I digress. Point is that the consumption of pork is by no means a "white" practice, but actually a world-wide practice, being featured in the cuisines of nearly every race and culture on earth. Subject: oijoij Date: Sep 07 2005 11:03:13 PM Author: dewoi pork is like salad Subject: VICE still won't hire you semiotic pants Date: Sep 07 2005 01:13:08 PM Author: Mr Zzsazz ...despite that insightful post of yours. Subject: monkorikus puke Date: Sep 07 2005 01:16:05 AM Author: semiotic pantsicle yo check it. there are basically three good, scientific reasons not to eat pork. the first is that it diverge half pants and mannequin socks slid into your every orifice of life. the second is that twister rug burn at your bum preventative testicular tubular malcomosis XXXX says sexsexsex. third, if you transverse cardinal omega sigma phi apple pie in my sky, the converse contrapositive mongolian hacker sin testifies to them niggas backpacking in yemenian alps long high. fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Subject: s Date: Sep 05 2005 11:33:41 PM Author: s white men wax strong on pig flesh Subject: donnt eat that damn pigs!!!! Date: Sep 03 2005 12:09:42 AM Author: xull fucking pig!!!!dont eat them!full of shit!!! Subject: Simpson Date: Sep 02 2005 03:42:25 PM Author: Homer Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Subject: pork/cannabalism link Date: Sep 02 2005 01:31:15 PM Author: Nemo Natives in Papua New Guinea refer to the meat of humans as 'long pig'. There's also reports from other cannabal tribes and individuals that claim that people taste like pork. In fact, right after WW1, a butcher in Hanover sold 'human' sausage for months until he was discovered by the smell of the bodies, not the taste of the meat. I prefer Yankee hipster bitch thigh meat and hipster Grover belly haggis-mmm,mmm, good! Subject: pork the envy of all mankind Date: Sep 02 2005 12:25:40 AM Author: pork eating irishman Pork is the sole that holds the shoe of americs.pork built smerica,and also cape pork Subject: truth about swine Date: Aug 31 2005 10:43:33 PM Author: anonymous According to Stewart Swerdlow(ex-gov't mind control victim), the pig was created by the shape-shifting reptilian race. Since the reptilian hybrids (part reptile, part human) require the consumption of human flesh to maintain their human form, they crossbred wild boar with humans. This way they can eat pig instead of humans, although I imagine they would rather eat the real thing, humans. This is the reason the pig is considered one of the smartest animals on earth, and the reason muslims refuse to eat it. I also imagine George Bush, and other illuminati, must have to eat a lot pig. Subject: dylan Date: Aug 31 2005 05:07:24 PM Author: michael ok, homo ...you ARE the fucking clown... is that better?...i know your asshole is sore from being rammed constantly by your uncle that it has made your temperament a little bereft of patience, but jeez...lighten up ...being that gay doesnt give you any extra leverage...is that a sheep you are having sex with too? BAHAHABAHA back at ya Subject: I think Date: Aug 31 2005 12:37:25 PM Author: Mr Happy Boy The guy in the left (the one in the wheelchair) is in a wheelchair, while guy on the right is not. The guy in the middle is on a weight-training table, n'est-ce pas? I also think that the fellow on the right proves by his absurd appearance that they are goofballs, kind of; briefly entertaining boobs, delectable chops or no. Alors! Subject: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Date: Aug 29 2005 05:54:10 PM Author: DYLAN THE "YOU'RE" YOU WERE REFERRING TO IN THAT CASE WAS A CONTRACTION, NOT POSSESSIVE!!!! FUCKING DUMMY!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Subject: dylan Date: Aug 29 2005 04:51:12 PM Author: michael wow, you really set me straight! i guess even if you are concieved AND born in a dumpster and educated by a pimp you can still get such a complex joke...funny i thought it was serious, duhhh... your the fucking clown dude...hilarious Subject: no Date: Aug 29 2005 03:48:32 AM Author: in a wheelchair no theyre not in wheelchairs....sphincter niner ringworm OVER Subject: good observation Date: Aug 29 2005 01:49:52 AM Author: josh Whoa. Are they in wheel chairs? If so does that make it less funny? If that one guy in the middle isn't on a wheel chair then what is he on? Subject: www.overheardinnewyork.com Date: Aug 28 2005 05:57:10 PM Author: jack Everybody everywhere bullshits, but does it seem like New Yorkers especially will make anything up? They throw in plenty of "yo"s and "word"s and "you know what I'm saying"s to make whatever they pull out of their ass sound all "real." By the way, I know plenty of Jews who dig on the swine. Subject: trash Date: Aug 28 2005 03:00:41 PM Author: ted Pork is composed of a very complex amino acid chain - much more complex than other meats - which makes it more difficult to digest. The traditions of not eating pork start to make more sense when you look at it from this view point. Subject: ddd Date: Aug 27 2005 09:07:05 PM Author: sdf are those guys in wheelchairs? Subject: Jews + piggies Date: Aug 27 2005 08:11:17 PM Author: me Man I wish I got that show it sounds like it'd be fun to watch. But that's not the reason why the Jews don't eat pork...there's a story in the Bible about demons going into a herd of pigs after being cast out of a person. That's why they won't eat pork. Crossbreeded...man...that's funny stuff though. Subject: www.geocities.com/archaicruiz Date: Aug 27 2005 01:55:42 PM Author: archaic keep it real, represent what...my nuts Subject: retards who think this is real. Date: Aug 27 2005 04:40:16 AM Author: pretty intelligent girl way to have a really slow sense of humour, shitwits. maybe eating pork really does make you dumber, because all the people posting here seem to be all over that parasitic noise. mmm mmm trichinosis! Subject: KEv Date: Aug 26 2005 09:07:00 PM Author: DYLAN YOU SO WACK SONE....COULD THIS LOWBROW-ASS JOKE HAVE GONE FARTHER OVER YOUR MENTAL MIDGET HEAD!?!?!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! YOU FUCKIN STUPID CLOWN!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAA!!! Subject: swiner Date: Aug 26 2005 05:05:21 PM Author: michael Nice loser attitude with 'we are born into it'.. just because you were concieved in a dumpster and didnt make college doesnt mean that you cannot achieve a higher level of intellect and seek a better ideal for living... your attitude shows how crap ethics perpetuate themselves through ignorance and misinformation.. also..if you are made of meat,wow! awesome dude, such flexibility huh.... do you get a boner ....ever? i guess you missed out on brains and nerves as well... c'est la vie Subject: WTF! Date: Aug 26 2005 03:42:08 PM Author: Roxy You stupid fucks get a fuckin education and maybe a fuckin real job while your at it...and stop getting your pig info from the Lion King! Subject: pig flesh taste great Date: Aug 26 2005 12:31:28 PM Author: antoine eating pork is the reason we have the Bomb and those camel jockeys don't. Subject: pork Date: Aug 26 2005 12:13:51 PM Author: michael WTF!! get an education guys, there are great 'high' school night courses available and im sure if you can read, several books on nutrition and diet worth checking out. For your information, Pigs are 9 times smarter than dogs and probably cleaner and smarter, than the guys talking about em.... If you like the idea of getting bowel cancer in your later years or just causing the endless cycle of cruelty and death of 'farmed' living organisms keep munching your bacon losers... LOL Subject: Morons Date: Aug 26 2005 11:46:44 AM Author: Pig Lover Good... don't eat em' more for me!!! Bacon, chops, scraple... nothing goes to waste!!!! Subject: Sweiner! Date: Aug 25 2005 02:16:31 PM Author: The lyrical butcher You are made of meat. Everything you have ever eaten as a child turns into your own meat. I am now touching said meat. OOh , yeah, every other animal worth talking about has also used meat to become what it is today. If we did not eat the cows, then who would have the energy to slaughter all the pigs? I mean think about it...It is just this vicious cycle that we are born into, like sex with females, but without the fish taco. Subject: swine Date: Aug 25 2005 01:47:05 PM Author: ed swine is such an unpleasant word. it just doesn't sound nice. it sounds kind of insulting to the animal when all the animal did was just eat crap like it's supposed to. stop insulting the pigs. they got no beef with you. Subject: posting fools Date: Aug 24 2005 04:17:49 PM Author: j e s s e why do you even read vice if you don't find this article funny. it's HUMOR. They showing it to you but you not even putting no mind to it. Just pay attention to it, bro. Pay attention. Subject: Sweet 'n sour Date: Aug 24 2005 03:36:06 PM Author: Vincent Vega But bacon tastes good! Pork chops taste good! Subject: uh... Date: Aug 24 2005 12:41:28 PM Author: lbc Look at these guys. Should anyone be trying to reason with them? LOOK AT THEM! It doesn't get realer than that. Subject: Gentrification Date: Aug 24 2005 11:36:23 AM Author: Barles Bottoms People complain about yuppies and hipsters taking over the LES but look at the stupid losers that live there now. They can't even get their retarded science right. Was it a snake, a cat a rat, and a dog or just a cat, a rat and a dog? Also, if these "savages" were so primitive how did they interbreed species? We sitll can't do that. Sounds pretty advanced to me. Especially when you're breeding species to pick up trash. Subject: trash Date: Aug 24 2005 11:30:33 AM Author: KEv Don't these stupid pieces of trash have google? They talk about "waking up" and how you have to "use your mind" and they don't even have a fucking computer? I guess computers are designed by the man to brainwash the youth etc. etc. etc. Hey morons, pigs have an almost unlimited number of predators - from humans to cheetahs to lions to ... other pigs! They have as many predators as anything that size does. And no, animals do not leave the water when pigs go to drink from it. Where the fuck did they get that from? The "National Geographic channel" what show was that? The lying show? Pigs were deemed a no no when domestication of animals began because it brought in a whole new world of germs. Our immune systems got over that a few thousand years ago and now we can handle it. Incredibly religous people still follow these silly rules as a shout out to tradition but don't try to bring science into it. Especially when you dtopped out of PS 132 when you were 14. Subject: my favorite line Date: Aug 22 2005 01:58:08 PM Author: KEv "A pigeon on the street don’t even eat what he eats." With all due respect to the folks at Keep it Real a pigeon does eat what it eats. |
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