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Photo by Thomas Brinkmann




Georgian musician Tusia Beridze is 25 and from that country’s capital city, Tbilisi. She recently moved to a place in the countryside near Cologne in Germany with her partner Thomas Brinkmann, the famous techno guy. On her new album as TBA, Annulé, Tusia has made music that sounds like the Cocteau Twins, Radiohead, Shostakovich, and Aphex Twin all wrapped up in cotton wool soaked with Soviet sadness and a lot of hope.

Georgians are extremely musical people, Tusia says. “They love good music, know much about it, and have good ears. You cannot cheat them just by being brave. You have to impress them with good music.”
She also says that Georgia has loads of homeless animals. “But the animals are perfectly adjusted to the street ghetto life. They’re more smug than any of the uptight dogs owned by desperate women having their never-ending midlife crisis.” Geez, OK.

Vice: Who’s that chap you’re with in the photo?
Tusia: That’s Jonny, our neighbor’s horse. He’s a very funny one, with short legs and an 80s new-wave haircut. We have this horse over in our yard because we have a deal with our neighbor that the horse will eat the grass here, as it’s too long and we’re not really excited about cutting it ourselves. Jonny is our guest.

Which are the most prized animals in Georgia? Horses?
I think if you give somebody a bear, and he can put it in a cage, then this person will accommodate you for ten years for free.

Did you have pets in Tbilisi?
We had a dog for 15 years. It was the shaggiest poodle called Sancho. He had a terrible accident with a car and lost his leg, but was still OK for the next seven years on his three legs. After him, all my attempts to bring a dog to the house failed because none of us would take proper care of the dog.

Can you tell a good Georgian joke?
It’s difficult because all those jokes are very local and if you don’t know the people and their environment, it won’t work. Like most popular jokes are about these people called highlanders. They live in a place called Svanetia. It’s so high in the mountains that they don’t get enough oxygen and their brain is very slow and stiff.

So they are hillbillies, essentially.
I guess.

THEYDON BOIS
Annulé is out now on Max Ernst records.



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Comments:

Subject: chuchu
Date: Jun 03 2007 12:11:51 PM
Author: mketebeli

tusia rava xar shechema?



Subject: svaneti
Date: Sep 27 2005 11:02:21 AM
Author: clap shitty

People from Svaneti would throw this bitch in a ditch in two seconds. tougher than any american redneck (yes, even you jim goad [though you aren't a redneck]). and they would agree that Cocteau Twins, Radiohead, Shostakovich, and Aphex Twin is 3/4 shit. How is it that people are unashamed to like Radiohead? and NIN?



Subject: ooh la la!
Date: Sep 14 2005 02:45:38 PM
Author: creepy-steve

Heh, I see london I see france. I see Tusias under pants!!!!!!!!!



Subject: wait....
Date: Sep 13 2005 12:52:43 PM
Author: um...

oh. now I feel silly after having read the article. I'm just a big techno nerd.



Subject: wait...
Date: Sep 13 2005 12:52:35 PM
Author: um...

photo by...

THOMAS BRINKMANN?????!?!?!?!!!!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: tt
Date: Sep 05 2005 11:52:31 PM
Author: 54

What I really want to know is: Is Johnny Mathis a Negro?



Subject: void
Date: Sep 02 2005 01:13:33 PM
Author: kava kava

i want to put my hand in there.



Subject: mindblowing
Date: Aug 30 2005 10:20:05 AM
Author: doof

Imagine if her music was even more boring than her husbands.



Subject: Prickmann
Date: Aug 27 2005 10:03:32 PM
Author: thacensored1

Old Nazi Scores Fresh Eastern Bird, Record Ensues



Subject: ed
Date: Aug 26 2005 02:07:30 PM
Author: ok

now was that so hard?



Subject: snore
Date: Aug 26 2005 01:49:00 PM
Author: Caca B.

so a horse licked her pussy once after a shower. big deal.



Subject: huh
Date: Aug 25 2005 02:10:18 PM
Author: ed

i haven't read every article yet, but i'm kind of surprised there's nothing about having sex with animals in here.



Subject: Beastialety
Date: Aug 25 2005 12:04:40 AM
Author: Wookei

You Europeans are sick!



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