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Subject: big nose bastard
Date: Apr 12 2007 01:44:14 PM
Author: anto

fuck the jews are only pies of vomit and they are not white the fuckers are negros black mother fockers only few whit in europe as refugees they were and mariad white slot and they become as white but reality the jews are dark couler so fuck the negros ha.ha



Subject: krusteaz
Date: Aug 21 2006 02:40:45 PM
Author: tibo

i made some krusteaz cakes once and they were absolutely delicious. try it... you'll like it



Subject: FUCK NEGRO
Date: Jul 15 2006 09:15:46 AM
Author: BUSH

FUCK JESUS AN FUCK NEGRO AN FUCK THE BIG NOSE BASTERD jews THEY ARE PIECE OF VOMIT



Subject: FUCK THE JEWS
Date: Jul 15 2006 09:11:47 AM
Author: BIG NOSE

FUCK THE BIG NOSE JEWS AND THE FUCKING CRISTIAN BASTERD



Subject: the god clock
Date: Mar 05 2006 11:17:15 AM
Author: arnie

i had that clock a few years ago.



Subject: taken out of context
Date: Aug 08 2005 03:50:44 PM
Author: Jonny

hey, that jesus thing, you have it wrong. that verse is about the prophesy of what would happen, you know the beating he got and all. but yeah just to let you know.



Subject: god clock/ pray toothpaste
Date: Jul 29 2005 09:47:30 PM
Author: jetlag

love it, i'm a bone-ified P.K. ( preachers kid) from the midwest no less; and would love to pass those items out next christmas dinner....



Subject: Poo candy
Date: Jul 27 2005 05:37:50 PM
Author: Svenne

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
The swedish candy (YES! its swedish) is fucking excellent and does not taste anything like shit, you shitheads.
Bet you never even tried it...motherfuckers dont ever diss my country again...



Subject: sickst shit ever
Date: Jul 26 2005 10:45:23 AM
Author: manuel

very very sick zine , please continue .....
we need more of this stuff



Subject: jewbashing
Date: Jul 25 2005 12:47:23 PM
Author: Fritz the Prat

Since when has Vice been so antisemetic? Jews may have their craaazy customs but wasnt it enough to slaughter 6,000,000 of them. Since when is it acceptable to dismiss such extreme suffering?
Seriously man - are you even human.
Thats like saying - "Those American capitalist bastards. They deserved to get killed on September 11."
Or "Screw those innocent Chinese getting massacred. They are just using there suffering to promote Falun Dafa."
Wake up man. Nazis used to do medical experiments on children. What the fuck is wrong with you? http://www.usd230.k12.ks.us/PICTT/eisenhower/Holocaust/1.htm
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Subject: chicken
Date: Jul 23 2005 09:42:19 PM
Author: gia

you cant read french. It says entire chicken aka poulet entier in (dans) chicken water aka bouillion. jackass. don't mock my province it breaks my heart.



Subject: jesus
Date: Jul 19 2005 07:17:33 AM
Author: me

"Black people don't like praying to a white guy, so they say Jesus was black."

Not quite. Not in a literal sense anyway.
It's called "liberation theology". Some black christians equate Jesus's suffering and persecution with thier own, but they accept he wasn't actually black.



Subject: rootless cosmopolitans ie jews
Date: Jul 17 2005 12:35:53 AM
Author: Fritz the Cat

Jews may (sometimes) look white, but they aren't caucasian.

The jews don't consider themselves white. To them, whites are goyim and shiksas (the latter, a term for non-jewish women, means "abomination").

The Chosen People believe they are destined to manipulate whitey in perpituity.

Which may be true, at least until we get sick of it (yet again). Reference the expulsion of Jews from England, Spain, Germany, Russia, etc etc etc. They always seem to reap their just rewards in the end.

Now, they are milking the so-called holocaust for all it's worth. Frankly, I'm sick of it.

All this incessant publicity regarding a few million dead Jews is insulting to the memory of the Russians, Chinese, Armenians, Native Americans, Tutsis, Cambodians, etc etc etc etc, all of whom experienced holocausts as bad as the one harped upon by the damn Jews.

Isn't time for us to make another tribute payment to Israel? I guess they aren't satisfied with the 5 billion a year they already squeeze from us.



Subject: clarification
Date: Jul 17 2005 12:16:43 AM
Author: bouillon de poulet = chicken soup

If I'm not mistaken, the can is stating that they used "un poulet entier" to MAKE the broth. You see, "bouillon" (or broth) is made by letting something (in this case, chicken) simmer in water, which absorbs the taste. The broth itself does not include the chicken. So basically its just chicken soup, not chicken-in-a-can.



Subject: jews
Date: Jul 15 2005 11:15:46 AM
Author: brenda starr

Jews ARE white, but they always have to be difficult thus must pretend that they are special. SO they pretend that they corner the market on human suffering. They cant admit that they are white, so they have to ALWAYS be different. Jews would be dope if they could just chill the fuck out. so in conclusion.
-Jews are white
-Jews are not the only people who have suffered
-Jewish jokes are funny



Subject: good
Date: Jul 14 2005 02:49:29 PM
Author: focusdaily

fucking brilliant tidbits



Subject: En Meter my ASS - and that won a prize?
Date: Jul 12 2005 11:17:57 AM
Author: 1,000 Songs

For the love of someone's imaginary god, can you at least google En Meter and see what you get? NOTHING. Try fucking E-Meter you tools. And it doesn't measure "en grams". Scientology is fucked up enough as it is without normal people (ie. non Tom Cruise worshipping scientologist sheep) getting it even more wrong.

TAKE THAT FUCKING PRIZE BACK AND GIVE THE DIPSHIT THAT SUBMITTED THAT CRAP A KICK IN THE GONADS.

http://www.e-meter.org.uk/page06.htm
http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/drills.html
/> http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/24/scientologys_emeter
s.html /> http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/medical/religious
-gadget-thursday-the-emeter-109772.php />
etc. etc. etc.



Subject: White guy?
Date: Jul 11 2005 07:31:56 PM
Author: Dixie

Excuse me, but Jews aren't white.



Subject: no you guys got it all wrong
Date: Jul 10 2005 08:58:19 PM
Author: dix

i think you guys might have mised the whole can o' chix thing, they are not refering to africans per say. you should piss on the canooks that call themselves that, the publication only makes light of the fact they know no black person we all know would buy chix in a can, i think, but what do white fuckfaces know- oh i can say that though cuz i'm white.



Subject: jungla boi
Date: Jul 10 2005 07:00:58 PM
Author: i smell niggies

"if you called me a nig id punch you in the mouth" aint that just like a nig to resort to violence?



Subject: Niggers of Canada
Date: Jul 10 2005 11:55:19 AM
Author: ŋŋjungla boi??

1st of all to see this word printed in your publication makes me cringe but to follow it up by including mention of people of african dissent is just plain fuckinī tasteless. I bet if I were in your office when you decided to submit that shit to your boss-or the editor-Iīd punch you in the fuckinīmouth and then take the time afterwards to explain why if you failed to understand. "nig*ers of canada" I can handle but even then..... Get your shit straight. P.S. Outside of popular belief there are in fact just a few blacks who donīt really like chicken-no matter how itīs cooked....Even better my shit fails your censorship because,"we donīt like idiotic comments more. Sowwy" Now howīs that for thrown the fuck off?????? Get your shit together



Subject: hey dvda
Date: Jul 09 2005 08:23:11 PM
Author: .

shouldnt getting high all the time eventually get old you fucking loser?



Subject: the critics
Date: Jul 09 2005 05:53:34 PM
Author: The author

No it isn't broth you fuck. Do you know what "entier" means? It's french for "entire." "Un poulet entier" means "an entire chicken."



Subject: know your chicken
Date: Jul 08 2005 03:36:22 AM
Author: french

i don't know if it makes it any better but that alleged can of chicken is actually chicken broth.



Subject: that damn dirty can
Date: Jul 07 2005 12:25:38 AM
Author: qzh

make fun of the french if you like, but doesn't that can o' chicken say "produit des E-[Unis]"?

i'm sure somewhere, somewhere in hamilton, ontario you can buy that same nightmare can



Subject: finally
Date: Jul 06 2005 04:05:08 AM
Author: omg

finally i discovered teh funnay in this issue



Subject: bag
Date: Jul 05 2005 12:29:06 PM
Author: tidbits

It's a fucking joke douche.



Subject: jesus clock
Date: Jul 04 2005 05:39:07 AM
Author: dvda

where do you get one of those god clocks.
I want to get one and listen to it once every time I get high. Will it ever get old.......no. I need one as soon as possible



Subject: tidbits
Date: Jul 03 2005 08:57:38 PM
Author: tidbits

yeah, koreans are suck gooks
thier like asian WASPS



Subject: tidbits
Date: Jul 03 2005 08:55:41 PM
Author: tidbits

i like the new format of tidbits on viceland. much easier to follow



Subject: god knocked mary up.
Date: Jul 02 2005 10:02:14 PM
Author: isaiah thomas

Isaiah is old testament. jesus came later. don't know if it is gramatically correct to describe someone who hasn't been born yet in the past tense. even if you are gods p.r. man



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