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Subject: I'm offended! Date: Feb 24 2006 08:25:54 AM Author: ynez What? Girls don't read Vice? Sexist bastards! Subject: c'mon dude, Date: Feb 18 2006 02:54:21 PM Author: don't be sad Jared, this is you, except this guy gets no pussy. You fuck your mother. Subject: sucking Date: Nov 01 2005 12:43:04 PM Author: jared god this is awful. What's wrong, were you short on content this month? Subject: ha Date: Oct 23 2005 01:27:29 AM Author: maphiagrrl damn that was funny Subject: homosexuality Date: Aug 16 2005 10:45:54 PM Author: XFAGGOTX you know whats gay? everything. Subject: yach Date: Aug 13 2005 05:45:33 PM Author: lancelotlovejoy vice = MAD magazine Subject: "trucker hats?" Date: Aug 13 2005 10:14:19 AM Author: divhibbity your to cliche' for converse you fucking cunt Subject: Give That Girl A Job Date: Aug 12 2005 08:01:21 AM Author: Vice Girl Now THIS describes me. Scary shit ('cept you really should read Brighton Rock to the end, it's great). Oh, and I'm too poor for iPods - I'm rocking an ancient Sony Walkman (tapes are back, yo). But really, they do this in the Sunday supplements, so I'm assuming it's a Vice double whammy. Subject: wankers Date: Jul 26 2005 03:08:39 PM Author: we're all I'm a girl. Today I don't look ANYTHING like this picture. It's out of date - TRUCKER CAPS?? - come on! (though like the idea of reading the first 17 pages of a load of books, ha ha) and we're over-saturated with Shoreditch irony jokes. BUT WHO CARES! Why is everyone so bothered about the quality of vice? Look down. Bet you're a cliche. I probably am on most days. Very skinny jeans. Flat shoes or trainers, not converse cause that's TOO mcuh of a cliche. Long top. Thin gold jewellery and some tacky jewellery to balance out the refined look. Big scruffy hair and thick eyeliner for a touch of hollywood glamour. Enourmous sunglasses. An ipod with fucking cool tunes on it. A bottle of mineral water. Big bag to carry current book (Brighton Rock), young person's railcard and a big scarf in case it gets cold. Nothing too topshop, nothing TOO vintage, nothing too designer. I am a big walking cliche. If you are too then give up caring so much about vice and see the funny side of the vice readers. You're reading an internet message board. Loser. Subject: it could be worse Date: Aug 01 2005 03:58:05 AM Author: you any of you niggrs got some blow? Subject: kouchain Date: Jul 31 2005 08:47:08 PM Author: osaka this guy wrote this article Subject: We are so much better than everyone else Date: Jul 29 2005 11:56:31 AM Author: TDK We are so much better than people who look like this. God damn we are just finer, more inteligent people, ohhh yeah I love feeling superior, uh uh uh look how stupid he is follwoing trends that might get him laid, mmmmmm I would love to just walk up to this guy and laugh at him and tell him i am better than him, I, uh uh uh oh shit I just came on my keyboard. Subject: aw man it's so true Date: Jul 28 2005 03:21:19 PM Author: Big Chedda i can't even believe people STILL wear studded belts. Subject: wankers Date: Jul 26 2005 03:08:39 PM Author: we're all I'm a girl. Today I don't look ANYTHING like this picture. It's out of date - TRUCKER CAPS?? - come on! (though like the idea of reading the first 17 pages of a load of books, ha ha) and we're over-saturated with Shoreditch irony jokes. BUT WHO CARES! Why is everyone so bothered about the quality of vice? Look down. Bet you're a cliche. I probably am on most days. Very skinny jeans. Flat shoes or trainers, not converse cause that's TOO mcuh of a cliche. Long top. Thin gold jewellery and some tacky jewellery to balance out the refined look. Big scruffy hair and thick eyeliner for a touch of hollywood glamour. Enourmous sunglasses. An ipod with fucking cool tunes on it. A bottle of mineral water. Big bag to carry current book (Brighton Rock), young person's railcard and a big scarf in case it gets cold. Nothing too topshop, nothing TOO vintage, nothing too designer. I am a big walking cliche. If you are too then give up caring so much about vice and see the funny side of the vice readers. You're reading an internet message board. Loser. Subject: say whuh? Date: Jul 23 2005 03:21:55 AM Author: fancy lad tribal is so 80s sailor jerry style is so 90s NO tats is so now.... oh, and yer a bunch of feygs. Subject: nyc Date: Jul 22 2005 02:28:16 PM Author: hi5es Why do all the douchebags end up in NYC? Subject: SUCKYADAD Date: Jul 21 2005 07:49:38 PM Author: SUCKYAMUM IF U EVA SEE THIS KID SLAP HIM. HARD Subject: huh? Date: Jul 21 2005 12:14:03 PM Author: Deadpan Walking What? No calculator watch? You guys really dropped the ball this time. Subject: trendhets Date: Jul 21 2005 11:31:58 AM Author: frida it isn't contradictive that just below the picture there's an ad for the shoes or jeans or whatever that is made fun of; it's the point. everything is going to be ironised about eventually and once you get over that you will feel a lot more... comfortable with the world. it's ok. happens to everyone. Subject: im a retard Date: Jul 21 2005 02:29:51 AM Author: Andrew doyee Subject: Andrew's comment Date: Jul 20 2005 05:29:07 PM Author: The truth Republicans own Vice and are using it to control the young minds of America. They let the anti-Bush and anti-Iraq stuff slide because their real priorities are making fun of people's outfits. As far as the Bush administration is concerned THAT is where the real money is. Subject: ? Date: Jul 20 2005 03:54:26 PM Author: test how long does this take Subject: that drawing is so september 10.... Date: Jul 19 2005 10:04:18 PM Author: billy next lets make fun, of the way the beatniks dress Subject: twats Date: Jul 19 2005 09:59:19 PM Author: jaffa this is shit, sorry Subject: nice toon Date: Jul 19 2005 05:57:34 PM Author: mr textbook that must be why gavin is constantly naked these days, he can't bear the critisism of any stigma attached to anything he might wear, so he rock the buff, nice, more crack! Subject: WOW Date: Jul 19 2005 02:40:17 PM Author: Deez Nutz I can't believe how much of that is pure Gavin McAnus... Holy sheep nuts! Fun times Subject: Frank's wrong Date: Jul 19 2005 01:36:02 PM Author: Cody PBR is made from rice. Almost all macrobrew is. Don't be so retarded and proud of it all the same time. Besides homemade moonshine is ultra-chic. Subject: Here's to your FUCK Date: Jul 19 2005 01:26:36 PM Author: Frank Listen, PBR is good. Why? Because it's actually made with hops and barley. Whereas some "other" phat cat beers are brewed from rice. So, people don't just drink PBR to look white trash. Some drink it because it's a monementally cheap beer that still manages to taste like fucking beer. EAT MY PUSSY. Subject: yes. Date: Jul 19 2005 08:54:47 AM Author: . who drinks budweiser? it tastes like water that feet have been soaking in. pfft-budweiser. Subject: 616? Date: Jul 19 2005 08:44:18 AM Author: !!!! you forgot those god-awful little jelly bracelet thingies all the emo kids love so much. i hate them so much. so much.... Subject: duh Date: Jul 18 2005 04:44:09 PM Author: lauren and the female version...? Subject: Comments Date: Jul 18 2005 10:15:01 AM Author: The Management The comments section of our articles are for accolades, affirmations and various other types of praise to be rightfully bestowed upon our hard working and extremely talented staff. Be Aware: Any attempt to criticize or any way call our beloved employees on their shit will be promptly removed. Thx, The Management Subject: asdf Date: Jul 18 2005 05:58:09 AM Author: Linus Nord It looks like the frontman of the indie-electronica band "Slagsmålsklubben" Subject: queer cartoon Date: Jul 17 2005 12:31:08 AM Author: pussyfart that looks like my brother sorta but he's just adumbshit kid and has really stealable boxer shorts and socks,so i shop at home.sensitive responding cunts,jeesum crow. Subject: i know who that is. Date: Jul 16 2005 02:04:24 PM Author: hey. it's the epiclylaterd guy. DUDESEPH. Subject: Andrew's comment Date: Jul 16 2005 03:13:10 AM Author: You missed his point guido What Andrew was probably trying to say is that Vice as an organisation has ownership links to certain right wing american political figures that many of its readers would be shocked to learn. do a little research on the internet and you'll see. Its actually a very commen thing for a "Street Press" to be controlled by those who are actaully in power. its a form of control and ensuring nothing to divergent from their interests is established Subject: No Date: Jul 15 2005 11:39:52 AM Author: Guido Subject: Vice Date: Jul 14 2005 10:04:31 PM Author: Andrew Has anybody ever wondered who owns Vice???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? No, those of us who did just looked in the credits in the first few pages, Genius... Subject: . Date: Jul 15 2005 10:12:18 PM Author: . hughblaze: I am a hottt web dezign0rz AlphSeraphim: dude I totally know Paperrad and I'm way into like the pixel punk scene hughblaze: I have ideas AlphSeraphim: me too AlphSeraphim: I cant get enough of my ideas AlphSeraphim: i want to draw "dude" drawings for vice AlphSeraphim: should I try to draw like that? hughblaze: personally Im over that style hughblaze: so late june AlphSeraphim: losing my edge hughblaze: I don't think I can go to bars with you anymore AlphSeraphim: no AlphSeraphim: i'm going to stay indoors for the next year hughblaze: yeah you don't want to cause permanent damage to your image hughblaze: wait it out AlphSeraphim: shit dude I just took a hit of this Blueberry stuff AlphSeraphim: lifes great hughblaze: I'm way into crack now hughblaze: all the kids from index magazine are smoking crack hughblaze: they have been for a few weeks, so start now before it BLOWS UP AlphSeraphim: Maybe I'll go post-ironic hughblaze: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S IT! Totally mean everything you say and be nice to other people! hughblaze: we are going to OWN the lower east side! Subject: lo que falta Date: Jul 15 2005 03:47:27 PM Author: carmen FEMALE!!! Please Vice, let it happen Subject: ha Date: Jul 15 2005 01:35:07 PM Author: DAYBI that is dope unfortunatley I see me in that a bit but only becuase I'm sponsored and Im too cheap to buy clothes I also dont really care about fashion anyway I just like free clothes Subject: No Date: Jul 15 2005 11:39:52 AM Author: Guido Subject: Vice Date: Jul 14 2005 10:04:31 PM Author: Andrew Has anybody ever wondered who owns Vice???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? No, those of us who did just looked in the credits in the first few pages, Genius... Subject: Girl Date: Jul 15 2005 11:39:21 AM Author: You really got me now You got me so i can't sleep at night Subject: ? Date: Jul 15 2005 08:01:57 AM Author: Tom wow more negativity and hate! you guys rock! Subject: YESSS!!! Date: Jul 14 2005 11:56:10 PM Author: Tyler Um hey, that is sweet as shit! Hahahaha, that picture is exactly what was going through my mind in every single seattle bar! Your magazine fucking rules and it should be everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Vice Date: Jul 14 2005 10:04:31 PM Author: Andrew Has anybody ever wondered who owns Vice???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????? Subject: who! Date: Jul 14 2005 05:45:24 PM Author: Brian J. You left out the part about his trust fund. I sell my extra chiva to this guy sos i can stay well for free...har Subject: you who try too hard Date: Jul 14 2005 02:16:06 PM Author: j cat Dude, that was me before vice was even in news print..you guys are a bunch of feygs .By being so "different" you just become "normal" .Feckin sheeep.....be yerself,o kay? Subject: blah Date: Jul 14 2005 09:51:46 AM Author: cornie These are the guys that are always hogging the fucking bathrooms at Welcome to the Johnsons. So hip! Subject: like looking into a fucking mirror... Date: Jul 14 2005 02:37:15 AM Author: WAL'TORR 4/28! Uncanny! well, at least they were right about the HPV. Subject: who? Date: Jul 13 2005 08:41:47 PM Author: nay nay this looks like any Frisco lower Haight/Mission district res. circa early 90s.Ya stupid ass canuckian wiggers Subject: thrift is hip Date: Jul 13 2005 07:28:50 PM Author: terance james bohn seriously.. is he drinking pabst because it is "totaly white trash?" or is it because it is the best tasting cheep domestic swill? most w.t. where i'm from swear by bud light. and then there's your malt liquors. i think he's just thrifty. and when is it not "hip" to be thrifty? except with the 200 dollar shoes. Subject: vice isn't funny anymore Date: Jul 13 2005 06:54:00 PM Author: bitch yeah, atleast we get fucking pussy though Subject: guide to who? Date: Jul 13 2005 05:35:41 PM Author: roosterocker it's great yet sad that Vice mocks the very thing it created! Subject: this guy Date: Jul 13 2005 04:16:18 PM Author: peep I find this really amusing-really I do. However, what I find most hilarious is the fact that right underneath this guy is an ad for Diesel jeans which are the ridiculously over priced hip jeans as mentioned above. Subject: you know who Date: Jul 13 2005 03:11:29 PM Author: me Who is it then? Unless you live in Liverpool or are from Hayes, Middlesex, you won't know me. Subject: of the vine Date: Jul 13 2005 10:33:05 AM Author: j gilmour Dude, I was kinda kidding. Still, the chicks on Cobrasnake all seem to be hot. Subject: gross bar Date: Jul 13 2005 08:48:11 AM Author: GROSS JAR FAN WHERE THE FUCK IS TEH GROSS JAR? IT's THE ONLY REASON I COME HERE... FUCKERS.. Subject: you Date: Jul 13 2005 01:26:49 AM Author: J Cat yah, that's me .FIFTEEN YEARS AGO!!(minus the mp3) Subject: blah Date: Jul 13 2005 12:44:48 AM Author: 90's catchphrase master doye means duh...like in 1990 when you said "no doye." also, thank you for describing every single peice of shit here in california. i seriously hate all of these "look at me, i'm wearing a blazer and a catchy t-shirt, with my million dollar pants and even though i look like i like old school, i couldn't pick dr. dre out of a line up because i'm too busy slapping my celebrity look-alike girlfriends ass and throwing up my horns to creed" jackasses. Subject: Call me an arse but Date: Jul 12 2005 05:00:20 PM Author: O What does doye mean? Subject: so...yah, sin city Date: Jul 12 2005 12:28:30 PM Author: jenni any of you whack guys checked it out yet Subject: hmmmmmmmmm Date: Jul 12 2005 12:13:16 PM Author: Jester Well thnaks again Vice posse! Another afternoon in the office made great by your dirty website....i love dirt!!!! Keepin it real in the 514 (MTL) peace out...one love (and all those other stupid ironic sayings to try and make me sound like I'm coming up from the streets) J Subject: great. Date: Jul 12 2005 10:13:03 AM Author: time warp vice = shoreditch twat, but online. Thats so NOW! Subject: Do what? Date: Jul 12 2005 09:28:10 AM Author: Guido "Ridiculous $200 Sneakers From the Future" right over an advert for reinvent-and-jack-up-prices-experts Puma? Lucky you're all so realistic then... Subject: Author: oh wow Date: Jul 12 2005 06:09:39 AM Author: Subject: amazing You said - "Subject: amazing Date: Jul 01 2005 10:52:11 AM Author: oh wow how insightful. there's only 2,000,000,000 "web comics" on the Internet just like it." And then you just shut up. Are you so over it? I am too. I hate this mother-fucking shit. It reminds me of the 1980's classic, How To Be A Wally, which was equally humourous. But - Ha Ha - it's actually one of those Wice Mwagazine Double Bwuffs, innit? But you didn't get that, did you, you stoopid ass fuck knuckle? But I did which means.................I'm BETTER than you. You're the JOKE and I'm the COKE. OK? Hippin lippin doopy doo da do. Who's a funking fuckin. Doooood. ? Me. Suckin on my tiddies like you wanna be calm. m. Okay I need to be on my own, now. Subject: of the vine Date: Jul 11 2005 09:32:18 PM Author: valley are you serious? cobrasnake? thats seriously the stupidesst fecking site on the planet. and yer the stupidest fecking feck on the planet for looking at it and liking it. you moron. ye can stick that cobrasnake right up your ringworm. you are what you eat. Subject: Don't care.... Date: Jul 11 2005 02:20:47 PM Author: J Gilmour Don't care what y'all say. Check out the pics on Cobrasnake.com and tell me you don't wanna join in on the fun! Looks like so much fun I'd have a great big cuddle party with ALL the people on the site and wear "future' shoes while doin' it! And if that fact sorta makes me gay, well, fuck it. Subject: amazed Date: Jul 11 2005 07:11:11 AM Author: prof. xavier you've got me down to the tiniest detai. Subject: This is you? Date: Jul 10 2005 04:27:07 PM Author: J-Dog Shit...That aint me. I'm the black guy who he's smart enough not to say the "N" word around, the reason he carries the brass knuckles he won't and can't use, and the guy blowing a load in his girlfriend's face once a week. Hell, the idiot has a tiny penis and coke has rendered him impotent. You know you're doing her too so quit looking at me like that! J-Dog Houston. Tx Subject: haters Date: Jul 09 2005 10:03:11 PM Author: choose life quit talking shit about vice, faggets! you read ever article every month just to wine about it. nobody cares what you think, especially the creators. If you dont like it, dont read it or write your compliants in letters so no one else has to read it. This is for your own good, to save you from continually looking stupid. Hot shit Subject: Encore Date: Jul 09 2005 09:44:33 PM Author: . Do a chick. Subject: shake it Date: Jul 09 2005 04:02:18 PM Author: chachia 29 year old artist, with a 9 dollar job.. I hate myself cuz I'm this guy... Subject: Nothern Cali circa 2001? Date: Jul 09 2005 05:41:01 AM Author: Mogalicious Everybody fucking looked like this up north in 2001. It took 2 years to make it to LA, another to New York, and one more to be played out. Quit stealing our looks world, how else can we impress you when we visit? oh yeah... the new fucking fad - pass it on: look at me now ma - No Hands! fucking leterally Subject: this guy looks like nathan feather Date: Jul 09 2005 04:42:13 AM Author: wendy don't disagree with me. Subject: do it again Date: Jul 09 2005 12:21:39 AM Author: lonely lady tell me what i look like/make this guy a girlfriend. Subject: the average male Date: Jul 08 2005 11:48:58 PM Author: skye i pass by forty of these guys everyday, wanna be's that take a little from colum A, B and C. always smell rank and try to get too close for comfort. Subject: I know who this is! Date: Jul 08 2005 07:06:06 PM Author: wow you guys just keep slipping. It's Gavin McGuinness after getting tag-teamed by Converse and MTV. Awesome pal! what's it feel like to be damaged goods? Subject: 145th & Broadway Date: Jul 08 2005 02:18:41 PM Author: Slobster Is this intended to be ironic? Or was this a lost piece from like 2003? Trucker Hats, PBR, and Ironic T-Shirts...no shit there played out! Thanks Vice for making distressed denim cool again. Subject: i hate white guys Date: Jul 08 2005 01:00:21 PM Author: d-che i think this should be amended to exclude all non whites. and down the road you could hit some of the other stupid "types" of young males. i look forward to the trying too hard to be hip-hop korean rich kids Subject: . Date: Jul 08 2005 12:06:58 PM Author: Billy Brown Yeah, I don't think a female one's coming out. I think they did a male 'cause they were saying most of their readers are male. Which I always thought was 180 opposite or at least 50/50 male/female. Subject: so true Date: Jul 08 2005 10:37:25 AM Author: patrick o'dell hey that bit you wrote about the dude having a camera for his online diary reminded me of that homo patrick o'dell & friends website epiclylaterd.com Subject: shit son Date: Jul 08 2005 10:07:22 AM Author: ivan b, thats me Subject: ...um Date: Jul 08 2005 09:42:28 AM Author: Female Female? Subject: new cross 'me' Date: Jul 08 2005 07:31:11 AM Author: you know who "New Cross is where it's at." i know who this is. Subject: thumbs up Date: Jul 08 2005 04:31:37 AM Author: no, I'M cool hey i love this site! so many overeducated young men trying to grasp the meaning of what it is to be cool! its also great to see another big global publication peddling its version of coolness to desperate tryhards the world over! keep up the good work! Subject: Stop Whining Date: Jul 07 2005 10:41:28 PM Author: D money Every issue of Vice is accompanied by an online bulletin board full of readers complaining that the current issue is the 'worst issue ever.' Stop reading if you don't like it. It's not the content that gives the magazine a bad aftertaste, it's YOU. Subject: you did a bad job Date: Jul 07 2005 09:20:02 PM Author: TROPICS Honestly, something like this would have been okay if you guys would have either not dumbed it down to apply to the whole continent (but not Mexico, duh), and done the July 2005 version of this, not the September 2001 or whatever. He should have been a mix of, say, Bill Strobeck and Tino Razo. The 'sailor/vato tattos' part can still hang though. Subject: fuck Date: Jul 07 2005 06:09:10 PM Author: focusdaily thats not me you fucking assholes, i have three dicks, and fuck underwear Subject: my god.... Date: Jul 07 2005 03:16:51 PM Author: Frank Grimes this issue is the worst piece of shit I've ever read in my life, made all the more painfull and boring by the fact that I used to really fucking like Vice and look forward to it coming out. Serious; I'm embarrassed to even be reading this. This whole piece is stolen from Maxim a couple of months ago aswell, where it was originaly funny. Time to give the chang a rest people. Subject: you know who (No, not really) Date: Jul 07 2005 10:49:06 AM Author: me "Are you mad? Have you not been to Shoreditch?" Yeah, Shoreditch three years ago. New Cross is where it's at. Subject: Nathan Barley Date: Jul 07 2005 08:32:08 AM Author: giles This whole article seems a little lame and redundant seeing as how C4's 'Nathan Barley' series gave over 3hrs already covering the shoreditch twat phenomenom Subject: the scenester specimen Date: Jul 07 2005 12:34:48 AM Author: played out "WELCOME TO MAIN STREET, VANCOUVER." when all the edgy scenesters leave their region of main street to go to the latest scenester hangout/bar, do they panic about who will be left to guard their beloved "vintage" stores? Subject: The Vice guide to Georgian rednecks Date: Jul 06 2005 09:24:14 PM Author: J.D. Garfriedlander Rural Georgia has many specimans like this..... but....... -they usually live with their mother -they drink Bud, not pbr -they do ice, not coke -they pick up hot redneck chicks(on a daily basis) and..... -they don't have a digital camera, or access to the internet, because they spend all their money on ice Subject: shoes Date: Jul 06 2005 06:23:55 PM Author: sharkboy Yeah, fuck "future shoes," I wear Vans Authentics. They are very authentic and they only cost $34. Actually, they recently raised the cost to $39. Shit, this just in, they now cost $42. I'd probably pay a thousand. You just can't put a price on that kind of authenticity. Subject: Ha! Date: Jul 06 2005 11:34:58 AM Author: J Gilmour Ha! Ha! I don't wear "shoes from the future"! I wear ones from the past. Subject: oh Date: Jul 06 2005 10:52:33 AM Author: fuck thats me......where are your hidden cameras? Subject: . Date: Jul 06 2005 06:54:36 AM Author: you know who "Very few vice readers outside of NYC actually look like this?" Are you mad? Have you not been to Shoreditch? Subject: blow me Date: Jul 05 2005 08:28:25 PM Author: bronxruinsbrooklyn half of you are just pissed because your rip of the jicks latest album got cut off when pipes burst in your shit "billyburg" apartment. all you people out there make me want to vomit. Subject: pbr Date: Jul 05 2005 07:12:10 PM Author: DJ muthafuckin A damn, everybody knows high life is the hipster beer of choice suckers Subject: plateau mont-royal Date: Jul 05 2005 07:04:39 PM Author: indie land this guy is from toronto or vancouver and now lives around st-laurent blvd btw duluth and bernard for sure Subject: Is that the chick from Le Tigre Date: Jul 05 2005 06:53:57 PM Author: Steve-o Is that the chick from Le Tigre, yo? Subject: seriously Date: Jul 05 2005 02:09:09 PM Author: WOW truly pathetic, u guys need to take a nap. the next issue better be at least lame. Subject: yes hello? Date: Jul 05 2005 11:05:08 AM Author: lalalala um, where's the girl? Subject: I got the glasses! Date: Jul 04 2005 11:34:47 PM Author: Grapes And the beer belly. Next stop: Trucker hat. Subject: huh Date: Jul 04 2005 07:48:39 PM Author: Alan Alda Is Gangsta It looks like Gavin. Subject: Poopoopeepee Date: Jul 04 2005 06:53:16 PM Author: Blanket Bloc party fan? Subject: stupid Date: Jul 04 2005 04:55:53 PM Author: Geez what the fuck? each article is worse than the next. I hope you guys are saving up for the next issue... this one pathetic. Subject: oooooh Date: Jul 04 2005 11:24:36 AM Author: Bell I'm nothing like this dude - nothing. Then I read the corduroy blazer bit. You got me. Subject: not entirely true Date: Jul 04 2005 09:19:33 AM Author: me Very few vice readers outside of NYC actually look like this. This is what gay liberal internet bloggers who whine about "hipsters" think vice readers look like. Most people who read this magazine are just gonna pick it up because it's free, in a record shop or something. I bet at least 60% of people reading this won't even get the references. Subject: hmmm Date: Jul 04 2005 04:44:07 AM Author: noyes thats not good, you guys are too good for me with your little fucking analysis of everything so on-point that it makes me feel not so good about myself, partially because you are right and partially because i really believe that you need to concentrate on other things than making little guys like me all inseucre and stuff, fuck you. Subject: nga plz Date: Jul 04 2005 03:15:55 AM Author: Jesus Bonehead web comix are kinda 2003. what's up with the little bear cartoon drawing things?? which intern did you promise to let draw that crap in exchange for a round of skull? Subject: Shut up Date: Jul 04 2005 03:15:59 AM Author: Circletastic This is the one and only time I'll tell all you fucks, if you debate what's cool you negate the possibility of ever really knowing. Subject: nailed it... Date: Jul 03 2005 09:07:30 PM Author: ajax ...but now 98% of your readers have nowhere to go. ah, fuck it, they´re like whores anyway. a belt in the mouth and they´re still hung up on scoring blow, even with a bloody lip. gross. and vice is partly responsible for the whole thing. shit, look at some ads from the old issues, shit, even now. at first i though it wasn´t that funny, not that it was offensive, but that it was more of a cliché, a weird, mean one, alienating pretty much most of the audience (esp. once the girl illustration comes along), but then it hit me how TRULY funny this is, a roaring, evil inner-laughter. fuck yeah. fuck everyone, even our babies. i love you guys. Subject: tidbits Date: Jul 03 2005 09:02:17 PM Author: tidbits i'd like to see him naked Subject: easy now Date: Jul 03 2005 08:34:58 PM Author: Ben sweet Subject: too Date: Jul 03 2005 07:48:09 PM Author: easy what about the girls? Subject: hahaha Date: Jul 03 2005 05:50:20 PM Author: stinkfoot MAX FISH?! hahaha, fucking good one. The guy needs a skateboard to be carrying around at 4am too, just in case a killer "sesh" comes up. Subject: I'd still rather have a beer with him Date: Jul 03 2005 05:21:16 PM Author: Aaron then the "bro"dies down in OC Subject: HAHAHAHAHA Date: Jul 03 2005 10:40:12 AM Author: tyranny HELLLOOOOOO MAX FISH!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?!? Subject: damn! Date: Jul 02 2005 11:39:35 PM Author: 3r41n14c Holy shit, you nailed it!! You magnificent bastards have done it again! Subject: shawannng Date: Jul 02 2005 07:03:25 PM Author: aisha NICE. good drawing Subject: .... Date: Jul 02 2005 06:21:50 PM Author: haterade Dope Illustration. Subject: uhh Date: Jul 02 2005 05:14:17 PM Author: max isn't this that advertising consultant guy who started vice? jesse, right? Subject: - Date: Jul 02 2005 03:10:11 PM Author: jonnydishes I know that kid. I broke his glasses now Im fucking his girlfriend. Subject: the label Date: Jul 02 2005 02:46:03 PM Author: you still suck you should do a feature on the gimmick bands you try to push on this site. doesnt take talent for you, it takes cheesy over the edge irony. thats probably why you see so many clones at your events Subject: completely Date: Jul 02 2005 02:37:30 PM Author: i agree perfect Subject: fdfd Date: Jul 02 2005 12:28:11 PM Author: jack nips this is completely wrong vice readers do stupid stuff like wear retardedly expensive fred perry shirts, chucks or wallys, lee jeans, have some tattoos that are somehow even more boring than all those gay flower and fish tattoos that people get now, studed belt, lots of flannel, too concious about the stigma of PBR being a hipster beer so they get Budwieser instead, went to art school, hates but secretly agrees with their parents republican views, Subject: huh Date: Jul 02 2005 02:51:45 AM Author: fab oh vice, what has become of you? i might be looking at this through a drug and booze induced haze but nonetheless, what the fuck? please don't become the village voice. Subject: please send me one Date: Jul 01 2005 05:37:55 PM Author: wow That would have been a better snap if you included one or two Subject: amazing Date: Jul 01 2005 10:52:11 AM Author: oh wow how insightful. there's only 2,000,000,000 "web comics" on the Internet just like it. |
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