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Comments:

Subject: thats the stuff
Date: Sep 22 2005 04:40:44 AM
Author: Andy

When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list--------------------------

its soo nerdy that its almost sexy.



Subject: is a subject necesary?
Date: Aug 18 2005 12:26:36 PM
Author: david

if you somehow soemway found this disturbing page you are without a doubt a total fucking loser and YOUR lonliest moment would be RIGHT NOW.therefor you should all kill yourself before someone else does the favor for you :D
have a nice day


sincerly,
someone better than you lonely losers



Subject: come up with....
Date: Jul 22 2005 10:05:05 PM
Author: your own ideas

isn't there a website called 'eating and crying' that vice has totally ripped off here?



Subject: hood
Date: Jul 22 2005 09:35:40 PM
Author: kavalier

i love the cat in the hood. this is very amusing - not in the "laugh at the sad people way" but.......it just is.



Subject: uh
Date: Jul 22 2005 02:57:52 PM
Author: matt

usually only the japanese do shit this weird. we're catching up



Subject: shit
Date: Jul 22 2005 10:53:45 AM
Author: alex

I have to shit.. but i am too lazy too get up...maybe ill hold it in until it calcifies then shit a rock.



Subject: vertical crease crotch critics
Date: Jul 21 2005 07:00:23 PM
Author: Henrietta Thruksenburger

you guys are a bunch of illiterate vertical puss smiles. you arent bright enough to surround and engulf your weak feeble mind around a decent pulp. you guys should all eat shit fuck off, i'm sorry. but i mean come on what webpage are you awn. Ronnie"the whip"Berg for primeminister



Subject: publications
Date: Jul 21 2005 12:10:44 PM
Author: Deadpan Walking

I think The Vice is The Onion.



Subject: who owns this shit?
Date: Jul 19 2005 01:06:23 PM
Author: noname

no, i guess they're cool



Subject: Nerd
Date: Jul 18 2005 09:47:03 PM
Author: Nerd

When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. When I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 andWhen I started my first AOL screen name in 1996 and had to look at my empty buddy list. had to look at my empty buddy list.



Subject: haha
Date: Jul 18 2005 04:03:00 PM
Author: hahaha

hahahahaha



Subject: Comments
Date: Jul 18 2005 10:13:54 AM
Author: The Management

The comments section of our articles are for accolades, affirmations and various other types of praise to be rightfully bestowed upon our hard working and extremely talented staff.
Be Aware: Any attempt to criticize or any way call our beloved employees on their shit will be promptly removed.

Thx,
The Management



Subject: Vice
Date: Jul 17 2005 12:01:06 PM
Author: Elda Silverbush

I love Vice!
Are you guys connected to The Onion?



Subject: Pants
Date: Jul 17 2005 02:14:48 AM
Author: 62

clothing



Subject: do you wonder who owns vice?
Date: Jul 17 2005 02:11:56 AM
Author: pllllp

no



Subject: what I want
Date: Jul 15 2005 10:22:22 AM
Author: foo foo magoo

pizza



Subject: Vice
Date: Jul 14 2005 10:03:18 PM
Author: Andrew

Has anybody ever wondered who owns Vice????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????



Subject: heheh
Date: Jul 14 2005 02:07:44 PM
Author: zinc

the first one was hilarious! more more!
where is your submit button..



Subject: tech as fuck
Date: Jul 12 2005 06:08:25 PM
Author: black rod

Dear Vice
The comments section is usually an elegantly filthy tattoo on your toned inner thigh, shining wet with anticipation and begging to be bitten.
Now it is your leg and that leg has become wooden and badly marked by the teeth of several Afghan hounds.
Whoever wrote this should get his face printed on a condom and make his gay black boyfriend fuck him up the arse with it on.



Subject: sad emoticon
Date: Jul 12 2005 05:36:25 PM
Author: ladyface

way-good. you should have asked sergio aragones too.



Subject: i am a simple girl...
Date: Jul 10 2005 01:41:56 AM
Author: christa

...and i found this ridiculously clever.



Subject: tutu
Date: Jul 08 2005 05:41:29 PM
Author: nesa

brah vo. seriously.



Subject: bisbee
Date: Jul 08 2005 10:52:24 AM
Author: --------

Bisby is spelled Bisbee, jackasses.



Subject: wut happend?
Date: Jul 08 2005 09:42:52 AM
Author: Cracklicious Chick

This issue reads like a sketchy sunday after a party.. yikes is all i gotta say.
Maybe time for an intern VICE. new writer might pick your asses up.



Subject: Henry Chinaski (needs to remember....)
Date: Jul 06 2005 11:38:45 PM
Author: Even Purple Stickpin has an asshole

"'THE WORLD IS FULL OF BILLIONS OF ASSHOLES'...I opened the bottle of sake and had a drink."



Subject: Bisbee
Date: Jul 06 2005 01:07:12 PM
Author: OneGreatBreath

I know I shouldn't point out small mispelled mining towns in Arizona, but whatever.



Subject: Brian
Date: Jul 06 2005 04:53:55 AM
Author: Monkiki

Poor poor brian and his shiny reflective surfaces - do people not get upset when family members die anymore - or is this just new york at its finest?



Subject: vice
Date: Jul 05 2005 05:34:59 PM
Author: t

this feature was good, wish there were better answers though.



Subject: lonely
Date: Jul 05 2005 05:03:41 PM
Author: henry chinaski

" i get so lonely sometimes it almost makes sense"-charles bukowski



Subject: Shocked/Stunned
Date: Jul 05 2005 09:07:39 AM
Author: Brian

My loneliest moment...... When I realized that shiney reflective serfaces were not windows into another demention, but were in fact, shiney reflective serfaces... (wimper)



Subject: ; /
Date: Jul 04 2005 06:30:12 PM
Author: : )



>:^0



Subject: rainy day what the fuck
Date: Jul 04 2005 12:40:09 PM
Author: jackstraw

this issue sucked. fucking stupid little cartoons and shit like that. the drugs issue and the sex issue were both so much cooler. the only good thing about this issue was t. richardsons pic on the cover.



Subject: more proof of vice downfall
Date: Jul 03 2005 11:41:21 PM
Author: danny fourstall

yeah, vice writers are too old. it's all lukewarm. when david cross shows up, you know it's time to find better entertainment. vice staff should just bite the bullet, before they embarrass themselves more. ie have kids, read usa today, and tell everyone how glad they are that they finally got off drugs, how it just interfered with the good life(but secretly pop meds and jack off to kennedy photos)



Subject: cute.
Date: Jul 03 2005 10:29:14 PM
Author: ha very cute.

ha ha ha, very cute, very cute indeed. oh look at that, fireworks and today is not july the fourth. Should i inform the proper authorities? the police or the fire departement.



Subject: i
Date: Jul 03 2005 08:45:28 PM
Author: eat

poo!



Subject: ummm...
Date: Jul 03 2005 03:07:39 PM
Author: alfred 'e' newman

does anyone get the feeling this whole 'rainy day' issue is more like a MAD magazine?

gimmicky one page sketches which try hard to be funny but make you whimper rather than laugh.

when the next issue comes out i'll speed read it while taking a big long crap and then wipe my ass with it.




Subject: Bitshit
Date: Jul 03 2005 07:37:55 AM
Author: the above

think J.dishes got it right, bit lame... cool idea though



Subject: good dad
Date: Jul 03 2005 07:26:02 AM
Author: selassiepower

man went to a river and cried when his son went to college. its crazy how much parents love their kids. its nuts.



Subject: bitches
Date: Jul 02 2005 03:01:28 PM
Author: J.dishes

That shit could be funny if those moments where really sad "when my boyfriend left" "not feeling connected to anyone at the party". Fuck off. I want to hear about death, drug abuse, sexual degradation. Ya know, the funny shit.



Subject: super sweet
Date: Jul 02 2005 11:46:09 AM
Author: Genna

this section is super sweet, seriously



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