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Subject: germans... "suck"!!
Date: Aug 09 2005 07:26:55 AM
Author: Beepster


Well there, fellow germans... "suck" means "saugen"!!

Oh god... stop dubbing all those movies and shit and start teaching some proper english instead!!

bzzzzz zz



Subject: howard e. wanker
Date: Aug 05 2005 03:53:47 AM
Author: last issue

it hasn't been raining up here lately.
the rat was funny though.



Subject: Well now
Date: Jul 30 2005 09:20:38 PM
Author: Robery Clynalp

Just an all around good issue. Gentlemen, you have succeeded. Amen.



Subject: greens
Date: Jul 30 2005 07:36:12 PM
Author: Freddy Nesh













eat asparagus everyday



Subject: holy merde
Date: Jul 28 2005 05:04:19 PM
Author: matthew ROSE

what a cool site.

matthew
http://homepage.mac.com/mistahcoughdrop/



Subject: fuck this shit
Date: Jul 28 2005 03:17:03 PM
Author: oakleaf

fuck this shit. fuck vice. check out www.oakleaf.now.nu for some real, new culture instead.



Subject: WHERE IS GROSS JAR????
Date: Jul 27 2005 02:59:54 PM
Author: t.o. babe

So, where the fuck is gross jar, already? If something's happened to it and they're not telling us, I'll be royally pissed. With all the hot weather, gross jar would have to be verrrry ripe.



Subject: pffffff
Date: Jul 26 2005 04:55:47 AM
Author: lorem ipsum dolor

kann es sein, dass vice auf deutsch nicht funktioniert?



Subject: vice germany
Date: Jul 26 2005 03:00:10 AM
Author: klaus-peter riemenscheid

Gut genug um die Annoncen der Industrie-Partner zu aufzufüllen.



Subject: deutschland
Date: Jul 25 2005 03:47:09 PM
Author: klaro

also, mal ehrlich. besonders gut adaptiert würde ich das nicht nennen.
heisst suck auf deutsch eigentlich schlucken oder lutschen?



Subject: love now
Date: Jul 23 2005 01:15:42 PM
Author: chloe



have fucked up with male love slave-need copy of vice love issue-will pay upwards of 50 bucks



Subject: GLC?.....
Date: Jul 23 2005 04:31:16 AM
Author: Neddy Fresh

I came all the way to see Roll Deep (who smashed it) at The Old Blue Last lastnight, nipped downstairs to take a leak and as i was standing at the urinal i heard the following conversation behind me:

Dickhead1:"You going upstairs to see that band?"
Dickhead2:"Dunno, who are they?"
Dickhead1:"They're called Roll Deep"
Dickhead2:"Never heard of them, what are they like?"
Dickhead1:"Oh they're meant to be quite good"
Dickhead2:"Really, who would you compare them to?"
Dickhead1:"Erm, I'd probably compare them to Goldie Looking Chain!"

hahahahahahahahahahaha you fucking clueless twats! I hope you read this and feel the warm glow of shame creep across your cheeks. mugs.




Subject: Oh vise
Date: Jul 21 2005 11:40:37 PM
Author: Chita Fries

If you can get a better deal then buy it.



Subject: Weeeell
Date: Jul 21 2005 06:12:45 PM
Author: Willy Mac Haskavitch

Gavin is the "good man"



Subject: Gavin
Date: Jul 19 2005 06:07:44 PM
Author: Susan Heighway

Never mind, I saw your tv clip... it's you.. Hi Gav..... long time no see! wanted to see whats up!



Subject: Gavin McInnis
Date: Jul 19 2005 06:06:28 PM
Author: Susan

Just curious, but would this happen to be the same Gavin, with whom I attended highschool in Kanata? Seems like something odd you would get into!
PS. I do not want to be posted onto anything thank you very much.



Subject: the management
Date: Jul 19 2005 10:08:40 AM
Author: pisssed

don't thank-just die



Subject: incompetent
Date: Jul 19 2005 10:01:00 AM
Author: v.c.

yeah right-
you guys suck so much that you can't
even edit comments properly. or is the
response of your readers and their collective
opinion of this issue too overwhelming
for you to get a handle on? either way you
SUCK-edit this- bitches!



Subject: Comments
Date: Jul 18 2005 10:19:00 AM
Author: The Management

The comments section of our articles are for accolades, affirmations and various other types of praise to be rightfully bestowed upon our hard working and extremely talented staff.
Be Aware: Any attempt to criticize or any way call our beloved employees on their shit will be promptly removed.

Thx,
The Management



Subject: Gross Jar
Date: Jul 14 2005 12:03:37 PM
Author: WTF

Where is GROSS JAR?!?! What the flaming fuck?! I've been waiting an entire month for another intern abuse story and then... NOTHING.
VIVA LA GROSS JAR!!!



Subject: WHERE IS GROSS JAR?!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Jul 14 2005 12:49:29 AM
Author: WHERE IS GROSS JAR?!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS GROSS JAR?!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS GROSS JAR?!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS GROSS JAR?!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: art
Date: Jul 13 2005 09:59:46 PM
Author: josh king

now this shit is real..........



Subject: Gross Jar
Date: Jul 13 2005 01:52:13 AM
Author: Ricky Jay

Okay, this issue is not spectacular. In fact it's actually pretty crappy. I'm willing to forgive that because of the years of good shit that Vice has put out before it, and as BAD SANTA says "they can't all be winners kid."

That said, this issue is the fucking gayest piece of ripped cunt shit that ever fucking vomitted out of a preggo's ass because there is no GROSS JAR!!!! Where the fuck is it? I want it now! The next issue better be entirely devoted to all things gross jar or the next terrorist attack on American soil is coming straight at Vice and straight from me.

You have been warned, I'm watching fucking jihad do-it-yourself tapes right now getting ready.



Subject: Johnny
Date: Jul 11 2005 08:59:22 PM
Author: Pavel

The first thirty seconds were awesome, amazing and creepy. The rest was just like an Aphex Twin music video, except not as good.



Subject: Rubber Fucking Johnny
Date: Jul 11 2005 02:05:38 PM
Author: Guido

And while I'm here, did anyone like Chris Cunningham's disappointment-fest. Short, dull AND pointless?? These adverts make it look amazing, it's a puddle of weak pissy cum



Subject: Go! FuckYourselfTeam
Date: Jul 11 2005 01:15:30 PM
Author: Guido

What's with the girls in this group? The boys look happy enough, the girls look like someone just wiped shit under both their noses. You're supposed to be happy you fucks...



Subject: Last Issue
Date: Jul 11 2005 12:38:14 PM
Author: Scandi

It was quite a while since i read a Vice so I was pretty stoked to pick one up while being in Barcelona this weekend. But I must say this was a bunch of crap. More childish than provocative. It's like the reality, and the sharpness of the attiutude disapear in the lack of strenght and childishness in the contributors texts. I miss the old days...



Subject: wang
Date: Jul 08 2005 11:56:31 PM
Author: Arthur Steakmuppet

wang



Subject: this issue
Date: Jul 08 2005 09:54:27 PM
Author: some guy

Uhhh...this wasn't a really good issue but I'm not going to be one of those "I AM NEVER READING VICE AGAIN" fags either. It seems like it wasn't a really well thought out theme, though.



Subject: where?
Date: Jul 08 2005 07:21:28 PM
Author: seth

where the mag? It's not at Lotus club it's not at the store. I don't want to read it online...



Subject: where the fuck is gross jar
Date: Jul 08 2005 07:14:25 PM
Author: pissed of man

way to leave us hanging assholes



Subject: fucking fuck
Date: Jul 08 2005 01:26:03 PM
Author: alici

why did gross jar just end. where the fuck did it go? did it explode? did u guys totally loose your imagination and not be able to think of anything grosser than a tampon to put in there? you can't leave us hanging like that.



Subject: this morning
Date: Jul 08 2005 08:58:22 AM
Author: carl higgins

God I'm so hungover today. Not sure what happend last night but, im in rough shape. I should have been at work 20min ago. Luckily I had this issue in my bathroom this morning.



Subject: Gross Jar (The Cure for Cancer)?
Date: Jul 06 2005 09:06:52 PM
Author: Allah Cadabrah

Where is the Gross Jar. Does the brine cure cancer or some shit?



Subject: gross jar
Date: Jul 06 2005 06:01:14 PM
Author: gross!

did gross jar explode?



Subject: issue
Date: Jul 05 2005 12:33:50 AM
Author: kta

this is a strange issue... it seems un-vicelike what happened? whoever decides the themes needs to stay clean for like 3 days and then pick a better, more comprehensive theme for the next article. you guys are still pimps its okay. the maze was fun.



Subject: wtf?
Date: Jul 04 2005 10:00:36 PM
Author: Gordon Gartrell

Where... the... fuck... is... GROSS JAR!!!!!!!



Subject: WTF???
Date: Jul 04 2005 07:12:34 PM
Author: Dan

What the hell is this ... should we start sending in articles. I dont usualy complain about vice, but man this issue sucks ass.



Subject: dflkgjdfsl;gj
Date: Jul 04 2005 07:02:39 PM
Author: sfkdsfal;j

vice should have an issue where they have little kids write all the articles and take all the pictures and shit



Subject: the issue
Date: Jul 04 2005 02:04:51 PM
Author: slayflayflay

this issue is just a bunch of goofy fun shit that would be suitable for a rainy day



Subject: weee
Date: Jul 04 2005 12:07:50 PM
Author: Hugh Newman

too bad it didn't rain!

sarah smith should get a monthly spot, i can only imagine that she is quite sexy. i am also glad the white guy won, for once, just this once.



Subject: The greatest lover
Date: Jul 04 2005 06:04:24 AM
Author: Vix

Best article i've read for ages! Sarah Smith rocks!



Subject: why is this called the rainy day issue?
Date: Jul 04 2005 01:03:57 AM
Author: tii

i dont get the theme for this issue. are these articles a compilation of things that were written a long time ago for a "rainy day"?...for when the editors coulndt actually get anything good



Subject: Shit son
Date: Jul 02 2005 07:49:43 PM
Author: Lara

this is a good fucking issue. fuck.



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