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The Go! Team make music that sounds like that rare feeling of pure elation you get when you've had a perfect, nightmare-free sleep, the sunshine is streaming in through the blinds of your really nice big apartment, and a person you love is cooking your favorite breakfast.
Then when you're done eating you both go out and have a super-fun, exciting, eventful day out exploring the world. You meet up with old friends and discover new things about them while laughing, joking, and jumping about in the park, going to visit the zoo, sailing on a boat, and then something like visiting a really inspiring and beautiful exhibition at a museum and ending up scoring a really rare record you've been trying to find for years! Yesssss!!!! Result!!! Life rules!!!!!!

VICE: So how'd you manage to stay so inspired and pumped all the time?
Ian Parton: Before we go on stage we pump iron and say prayers and stuff. We set out to achieve maximum energy. Whether it's through the production or the songs, or by just planning the different songs next to each other. Weirdly, it's evolved into this thing where we have this reputation as a "party band."

Does that bug you?
Yeah, I always thought it was kind of "kick-ass" more than "party." None of us have a really optimistic view of the world in a natural way. It's not like we're a bunch of children's TV presenters or anything. We just wanna go for it as much as we can.

So what do you do on your days off?
Well, I sponsor a chimp called Rocky in the Monkey World—it's in Dorset, England. Have you ever been?

No.
Well that would be my dream day out. I try and get down there at least once a year, to visit the kid. So yeah, I head down there with my picnic and camp out there. We don't get to hold Rocky or play with him, unfortunately, but I've always thought it would be good if we could take him out for the day on an adventure. Take him to the pier and stuff.

Do you get to feed it?
Sadly, no, but it's great when he gets up close to the glass and he does this thing with his lips that looks like he's trying to give us a kiss.

PEGAH FARAHMAND



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Subject: Revolution has come
Date: Jun 01 2006 10:57:22 PM
Author: Septic Tank

<i> the revolution has come, okay.
time to pick up your gun, okay</I>

Actually, that's a clip of the Black Panthers Ladies' Choir back in the '70s chanting "Revolution has come/ Off the pigs!/ It's time to pick up the gun/ Off the pigs!"

Best. Sampling. Ever.



Subject: v
Date: Dec 15 2005 08:27:52 PM
Author: v

go team

fun music



Subject: Go! Team rules!
Date: Oct 27 2005 06:38:33 PM
Author: why...

jesus christ, why is everyone so angry...?
go go! team!



Subject: Go Team
Date: Aug 02 2005 08:52:05 AM
Author: Go!

I just saw these guys in Seattle. There were 1000 people packed into a bar w/a capacity for 500 and they rawked the house. Those who arent in the know are pissy because there is a band out of england that doesnt sound like FRANZ FERDINAND and will ineveitbably die in a world of suck and cancer



Subject: indie rock summer camp
Date: Jul 25 2005 06:11:52 PM
Author: thin mints


new york public schools + mtv's 70's house = the go! team

reminds me of girl scout cookie boxes-the wetter the better



Subject: go
Date: Jul 20 2005 06:10:07 PM
Author: Elda Silverbush

These guys are fucking old. Put some suits on 'em.



Subject: Comments
Date: Jul 18 2005 10:17:44 AM
Author: The Management

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Be Aware: Any attempt to criticize or any way call our beloved employees on their shit will be promptly removed.

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The Management



Subject: These guys suck
Date: Jul 16 2005 12:51:15 PM
Author: Asshole

I saw these guys play in Toronto and they played for like a total of 45 minutes and they sounded so shitty live... I don't like them anymore...

And the crowd were a bunch of Napoleon Dynamite look-a-likes with the worst hair/horn rim glasses and flailing body movements I have ever saw...



Subject: this man talks as if he owns me
Date: Jul 15 2005 02:50:52 PM
Author: rocky the chimp

monkey world is wank, it stinks of monkey.

there is a plaque commemorating the time when anneka rice visited.



Subject: also
Date: Jul 12 2005 01:43:15 PM
Author: lalala

and i was gonna post and say that you need more substance. but fuck that i hate ezines with all their small print and headaches. and serif font. fuck that.

but put something else in there. maybe just put in more pictures.



Subject: gogogogogo
Date: Jul 12 2005 01:37:58 PM
Author: lalala

one day i was listening to the go team for the 2nd time. then i thought i'd listen to something else like the violent femmes. then i didn't switch because i liked the go team. the end. but also i like to dance to the go team while i imagine i'm on cocaine. someday.

people who don't like the go team are bitter and were penetrated by the boogie man as children.



Subject: I'm So .....What I really wanted to post
Date: Jul 11 2005 07:36:36 PM
Author: Prem-I-Air

I was driving through North Sweden just before Easter this year, up into the arctic circle to a cheesy little family ski resort called Dundret, we'd taken my girlfriends parents Saab estate, its kinda the Swede equivalent of one of those 1980's American cars that have the faux wood panneling on the doors. And as we're driving up into the mountains and snowy pine forests with Elk and reindeer gambolling by the side of the road , the sun is shining and we've got THE GO TEAM on the Cd player, the last song is playing with all the samples from all those feel-good films where the dad wears a body warmer over a checked shirt and the 'Mom' bakes some fucking brownies and the kids are all like somethin out of a Nestle advert, even the family dog looks chuffed to bits with its trip to see grandma in the mountains. It made that moment 'perfect'. I guess What I'm trying to say is that THE GO TEAM is the business if you want to recapture this sort of nostalgia that you probably never had as a kid, but saw week in week out from the ages of 4 to 10, its like the REaganite Waltons cut with a E122 hyper wall of sound samples a from a NY skppy school girl chant that probably never existed. It is the sound of Childhood glee that really wanted when you were young. Steal it from Soulseek right Godamn now.



Subject: I'm so unhappy with the current content.
Date: Jul 11 2005 07:33:13 PM
Author: Prem-I-Air Fans Inc.

I'm not really, but it seems that most of the people [like me! hey hey!] who have nothing better to do read through every article and than jump up and down on the tits of Vice magazine, which is free and gives them an insight to the coke, crack n' beautiful rim boyz and bitches media world that they secretly [like me again] long to be a part of.
But really i just wanted to post this;



Subject: Is this...
Date: Jul 07 2005 09:24:23 AM
Author: Want to Know

Is this the cast of that new 21 Jumpstreet remake?



Subject: great issue
Date: Jul 07 2005 04:43:18 AM
Author: al

you guys totally rock your magazine is ace its so clever and ironic i love the way you love grime music and are so down with the kids i wish all the writers where my friends. i hated all the other issues for being not very zany. but this one is just up my street... once again cheers guys you ROCK!!!!!



Subject: C30 C60 C90
Date: Jul 06 2005 06:43:34 PM
Author: Sir Eaton Hogg

I liked them when they were called Bow-Wow-Wow



Subject: .
Date: Jul 06 2005 06:52:05 PM
Author: you know who

and i'd drop one on the writer!

(even if vice do keep wiping our comments off this comments board)



Subject: band articles
Date: Jul 06 2005 12:46:48 PM
Author: G

why are the interviews with bands in vice so short and uninformative. there zany and fun sometimes but i want some more juice!



Subject: cigarettes_smash
Date: Jul 05 2005 07:50:11 AM
Author: lisa

me too, and their cover art is great as well



Subject: bad
Date: Jul 04 2005 09:22:47 PM
Author: v.c.

vice: i was having a really bad day until i read this magazine and all i can say is at least i didn't put out any $ for this piece of shit, not only are you trying to lose your current readers, but anyone who has never read your mag will never pick up another copy after checking this shit you're trying to shove onto your paying subscribers-but then maybe that's your goal with this issue-to spite yourselves?????????????????????FUCK!!



Subject: retarted kids that went to my highschool
Date: Jul 04 2005 02:29:22 PM
Author: cigarettes_smash

i love the go! team. fun fun fun.



Subject: this is shite
Date: Jul 04 2005 06:45:01 AM
Author: mc.hammer

just stick with the do's and dont's ...please



Subject: seriously
Date: Jul 04 2005 06:07:44 AM
Author: wow

this is the worst issue of vice ever publshed. I'd fire the Editor immediately, and half the writing staff. Put me in charge please.



Subject: DONT BE A F*GGOT
Date: Jul 02 2005 05:56:03 PM
Author: vice, you suck.

Vice, YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK. (its not gay if i dont cum, you know, its just about power)

you have a ban on me posting a comment with f*aggot in it? you should really all work on removing the dicks of your stock broker fathers from your asses long enough to realize how fucking masturbatory and pothetically 'scene' your whole existence is.

Stop snorting coke and smoke some fucking rock. Maybe it will kick some sense into you. Maybe the world will get lucky and you will all become crack whores, which is essentially what you are now. Atleast when you become actual crack whores you can blow some actual New Yorkers instead of yourselves. Fuck man, I'd chill with hot dog over you guys any day of the week. And if you dont know who she is, just get out GET OUT OF MY CITY NOW!



Subject: DONT BE A F*GGOT
Date: Jul 02 2005 05:51:22 PM
Author: vice, you suck.

vice this issue is so fucking lame, i dont even know where to begin Let me start by saying that i genuinely like most of the bile you print and that is why I am so deeply upset about the current content of your shit. Coney Islan High? You retarted f*ggots, green door parties were not really that punk rock. You can buy manic panic at hot topic now. Anyone who was really into the punk scene on the lower east side can tell you all you find on St.Marks is bitches, tricks and trust fund kids from scarsdale slumming it. Although I was only twelve when Coney Island High closed I was fortunate enough to catch D-Generations last show there, which was awesome. You weren't there, you were busy working an office job to pay for your coke habit Daivd Cross? Janeane Gerafolo? Since when are pussy fake liberal poser bitches the kind of crew vice rolls with? I mean, Mr. Show ws funny, but I don't want the guy who wrote that to tell me shit about politics. And also, The 'are you a cunt?' survey was the gayest shit ever. I read it to my mom, she thought it was cute and then asked me if i was gay and reading cosmo. Then I smacked that bitch and told her to bake me some cookies. The sexual experiemnt in this issue was so gay that I left an entire comment on that artical about how incredibly lame it was. And that poorly researched bullshit about slavery sounds really fucking ridiculous coming from a bunch of rich white coke heads who can afford overhead of lafeyette street. You poor



Subject: ...
Date: Jul 02 2005 02:51:50 PM
Author: shame

the revolution has come, okay.
time to pick up your gun, okay.



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