Click and drag with your mouse to draw a line through the Eyehayegod maze.
Refresh the page to start again when you screw up.
This maze is a typical day in the life of Eyehategod. You wake up, get through your shitty day job, get high, sleep, get high, drive around lookin’ for shit, get ripped off, then get good shit but get busted by the pigs. The prize at the end of the maze is a fat bag of coke.
GARY MADER Gary plays guitar in Eyehategod, who have a new record out soon. It’s called Preaching the “End-Time” Message.
Comments: Subject: freal Date: Jun 12 2007 01:50:48 PM Author: been there, done that
I second the heroin use comment.
Subject: suck Date: Jan 18 2006 07:34:50 AM Author: this
GOSH THE GOLDEN DAYS SUCKED! Halloween, tidbits, and animal-issue are way better.
this inspired me to do a line of coke right now, thanks for the idea...
Subject: dumb Date: Jul 27 2005 09:45:27 PM Author: DR
I think its about time you newbs started to think that what you say on this board probably won't affect this bands repore or sales or turn-outs. If you don't like it, don't buy it. You can accomplish all this by not doing anything.
by far one of the gayest band names 'Eye Hate God' how many minutes did it actually take to think that cesspool of a name up? Change it. Here are some suggestions that took approxamatley 30 seconds...personally you should think of using number 9 or10.. fucking posers
1. Angry at The Streetlights
2. Down for death
3. Kill me, I'm Yours
4. The Devil Controls my EFX Box
5. Cuntbox of Destruction
6. Love Hate Kill Murder Town
7. Tough guys don't play guitar
8. Fucksuckers
9. Teen Angst at 35
10.Mad at Nothing
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Subject: put it in your mouth bitch! Date: Jul 15 2005 05:26:13 AM Author: weatherman
You gay crackheads on vice make me want to kill myself! I must lead a borring crap of a life to even comment on this.....
Subject: fuck Date: Jul 10 2005 11:52:23 AM Author: fuckme
that really is my typical day heh.. thank goodness it's someone else's also..
<3
Subject: eyehategod Date: Jul 06 2005 07:29:02 AM Author: Monkiki
so true....also 14 yr olds should not comment on adult issues - indeed....fuck you untalented cunt biscuits does your mummy know your on this site.....didn't think so
i saw eyehategod in richmond a few weeks ago. they were amazing as always (except for the time that mike didn't sing at cbgbs a bunch years ago, which kinda sucked a little). joey and jimmy are getting pretty fat, but they still rock pretty hard. anyway, i used the line to draw dicks on the piggy and in the lady's mouth.
you cant just draw a straight line to the finish which is easy
Subject: Re: back on the horse Date: Jul 04 2005 08:27:04 AM Author: Mike
hey, Jim Goad is a loser too.
Subject: rofl? Date: Jul 04 2005 06:11:35 AM Author: dear god
wtf is this an AD? this can't be real copy. what utter bollocks. 'fat bag of coke'? stfu. that's Vice circa 5 years ago. what is Vice going to start publishing mullet jokes again?
Subject: back on the horse Date: Jul 03 2005 02:26:03 PM Author: oh boy
eyehategod uses heroin far more gracefully than vice, if this issue is any indication. vice's origins have come full circle: this is basically an advertising-funded welfare check for 20 losers and, well, jim goad.
Subject: cuck Date: Jul 03 2005 03:03:04 AM Author: fuck all yalllll
i agree its better to run over dead lines and pull together with a good issue than this shit. and im fourteen. FUCK YOU UNTALENTED CUNT BISCUITS
