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Subject: boring
Date: Dec 12 2006 02:46:31 PM
Author: 50 rules

this pics aint good

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Subject: hassan
Date: Aug 21 2005 03:45:04 AM
Author: hassan

ayman w hwa rage3 men al 3omra



Subject: jar?
Date: Aug 09 2005 07:02:47 AM
Author: twat.tits

what the fuck is a gross jar?



Subject: piss
Date: Aug 06 2005 01:34:23 PM
Author: ross

this is a fucking pile of piss



Subject: Eneraticgynomorphism
Date: Aug 06 2005 10:31:30 AM
Author: Van Rental


Two pints plaes



Subject: piccy
Date: Aug 05 2005 02:00:08 PM
Author: ezyone123

ive got a great picture cant paste it twats



Subject: Riiiiight!
Date: Aug 05 2005 01:51:15 PM
Author: EddieJoe

Uh...Uh...Uh....ummmmm......hold on i'm trying to draw my BUTT.......there now how that?(I). by the way your drawing is pretty good keep up your drawing.



Subject: not fired. yet.
Date: Aug 02 2005 03:21:53 PM
Author: Hitler Mouse

Haha, I drew mickey mouse ears, swastica and Hitler mustache on a squirrel and accidentally CC'd my jewish boss when I sent it.



Subject: Hell Ya
Date: Jul 26 2005 01:56:21 PM
Author: Trinity

This is great, I wasted a total of 18 and a half min. on this shit- The greatest part- trying not to get caught by my fucking mormon idiot boss!!!! I almost wish he did see so I could se him shit his pants!!
Yah Vice!!



Subject: yeahh
Date: Jul 22 2005 12:51:41 PM
Author: jenn

whatever, i`m at work and this has provided me with at least a half hour of dick-off time.
woop!
and it`s vice, since when do they give a shit? quit complaining about the damn gross jar. you came here, just draw on this shit and shut the fuck up.
oooh, someone drank too much cranky juice this aft.



Subject: fuck!!
Date: Jul 19 2005 01:25:04 AM
Author: joe from hamilton, in taipei

this is fuckn stupid! who the fuck thought of this?! what the fuck are we suppose to draw when we cant erase any of those gay pictures?! i was going to draw a perfectly good dick head and you fuckn ruined it for me. holy fuckn, fuck fuck!

you heard.
fuck off



Subject: this
Date: Jul 13 2005 03:01:05 PM
Author: dook

you already drew the face so theres not much to add.. maybe a moustache or a forehead swastika or something



Subject: THE GROSS JAR
Date: Jul 13 2005 09:40:20 AM
Author: black_bob

I CARE! I WANT THE DAMN GROSS JAR BACK YOU PRICKS!



Subject: that confounded jar
Date: Jul 13 2005 08:22:27 AM
Author: lenny


who fucking cares what happened to the gross jar?

you have grossened the jar in my SOUL!

it's over... leave it alone...

thanx.



Subject: huh?
Date: Jul 11 2005 02:18:58 AM
Author: morris

how the fuck do you copy and paste this thing?



Subject: what the fuck did i just wake up next2?
Date: Jul 10 2005 06:08:24 AM
Author: you know who

i took your advice lastnight and fucked a 5.
thanks.



Subject: shit and dissapointment
Date: Jul 09 2005 10:47:14 AM
Author: shudder

sad to see Vice dying embarrisingly on its arse, I'm sure there's an anti cocaine message in this shoddy set of features somewhere



Subject: Tapioka
Date: Jul 09 2005 04:27:10 AM
Author: Bobbi

I want you inside me with some sweet tapioka.



Subject: who do you think you are?
Date: Jul 08 2005 01:13:39 PM
Author: yah

taking away my gross jar. im going to make my own right now so i never have to come to this site again



Subject: rainy day
Date: Jul 08 2005 05:52:25 AM
Author: .

i don't understand what people are complaining about. everything in this issue fulfills perfectly the issue's title...though i can't say i don't miss the jar



Subject: fuck
Date: Jul 08 2005 12:12:44 AM
Author: sellbbc

this issue.



Subject: Gross Jar
Date: Jul 06 2005 07:34:26 AM
Author: Monkiki

I agree, where the bloodyhell has that loveable jar gone? bring it back...right now and add some bum jizz!



Subject: WTF?
Date: Jul 05 2005 06:09:31 PM
Author: haterade

I keep hitting command z....



Subject: wheres the gross jar???
Date: Jul 05 2005 09:38:27 AM
Author: gambino

wheres the gross jar??? yall hatin ass bitches



Subject: titties
Date: Jul 05 2005 09:03:49 AM
Author: dvda

fuck every body else I like it



Subject: STUPID
Date: Jul 04 2005 04:54:34 PM
Author: Geez

This is pathetic.
Vice, you guys are fucking lame.



Subject: wth
Date: Jul 03 2005 09:01:19 PM
Author: ah

This is really stupid.
I'm mad.



Subject: Fat
Date: Jul 03 2005 09:11:19 AM
Author: FAT

If I Could put words in the bubble, she'd be saying.

"Hey, I'm fat."



Subject: cuck
Date: Jul 03 2005 03:09:30 AM
Author: fuck all yallll

hmmmm....NO.



Subject: sweet
Date: Jul 02 2005 09:54:11 PM
Author: danny

what the fuck is this shit



Subject: righttttt
Date: Jul 02 2005 07:01:10 PM
Author: aisha

um . . okay then



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