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“I’ve been collecting Polaroids of funny signs since I was 13 years old. The past few years have really helped my collection because I’ve been touring with my band Jim and Jennie and the Pinetops, and Europe is filled with weird words. Here’re some of my faves.”

JIM KREWSON
This is technically a wet fart, but it’s so thick you don’t feel that “wet” is descriptive enough.
Saw this in Berlin. They are having a lot of trouble getting clients in America.
I like this one because when I was a kid I really did love my babysitter. Her name was Allyson and I actually convinced myself she loved me too.

She is neither cool nor a babe.

This is the politically correct way to say fag hag.
If some girl tells on you for cheating buy her a drink, point to this sign, and then walk out of the bar shaking your head.
I saw a really fucked-up porno in Australia once that had a guy fucking another guy in his dick. Nobody believes me when I tell them and sometimes I think it’s better that way. They don’t need to know the truth. It’s like the Matrix.
How depressing is this place? Imagine how gray it is inside. Your uncontrollable explosive diarrhea would be the only color in their lives.



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Comments:
Subject: slamslam
Date: Feb 15 2006 12:50:06 PM
Author: mollend furk

no janne, not "one of your friends"... it was you you sick sick man. but thats what happens when you grow up in a small town and are bored.. you start a band and fuck with bikes and coke bottles

Subject: Docking
Date: Feb 09 2006 09:08:10 AM
Author: Janne

Two men fucking eachothers dicks are called docking. One of my friends did it once, for fun. He´s practically a retard.

Subject: AB
Date: Dec 31 2005 08:15:25 PM
Author: Smegma Glans III

This is quite possibly........HAHA 'ab' what are you, 80? no one cares about you. p.s cock-docking sounds better

Subject: lame
Date: Dec 21 2005 03:02:35 PM
Author: ab

this is quite possibly one of the lamest things you guys have ever had on here. Who cares that this guy happened to find the words dick, fart, and cunt? OO.. lookie here.. mr man got a polaroid camera and became a 13 year old boy who has a constant boner and thinks farting is the funniest thing out there

Subject: weeeeeeeeee
Date: Dec 20 2005 05:58:21 PM
Author: babee jeebus

jim krewson = funny

Subject: ?
Date: Dec 20 2005 01:43:47 AM
Author: jimmmm

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im not trying to be mean, but this is really stupid. vice really needs to open their eyes and realize that there are a lot of really cool and creative people out there that could do much better things with a one-page slot in a magazine with 600,000+ circulation.
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Subject: Dick bonin'
Date: Dec 19 2005 12:06:44 PM
Author: lbc

It's actually called dick docking. That's the term.

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