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Well Ill tell you what, u aint nothin but a bunch of bitches, punk ass bitches. poor journalism, cynicism, irony. yá´ll are talking loud and saying nothing. your magazine should be called "bag of hot air" or "castle in the clouds". Subject: Vice Date: Jan 16 2006 08:24:45 PM Author: AT I like Jews, but they should update there fashion symbols. the stars is crap boring Subject: Adbusters is ... Date: Jan 16 2006 03:49:32 AM Author: NotYou illogical, irrelevant, alarmist, nihilistic shit. Seriously. Take a Critical Thinking class and then read your precious Adbusters again. If you think Adbusters is a great magazine you might as well just kill yourself right now. Subject: mr. gimp Date: Jan 12 2006 02:42:43 PM Author: chachi i want to be handcuffed to your stroller thingy. Subject: Dink nawwwwwwwwwwwww Date: Jan 12 2006 12:56:26 PM Author: Irish mad sheep Whats a dink? u and ur dink never agree? is it an american thing? *confused and pondering* Subject: THAT JEW ! Date: Jan 12 2006 06:16:42 AM Author: 3507321C BIG UPS TO YOU MR MOTZA BALL ! THAT IS ONE PROUD JEW ! NOTHIN WRONG WITH BEIN PROUD OF YOUR RACE RIGHT !? WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER ! AND ONE FOR OUR JEWISH FRIEND ! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER ! Subject: fukkit Date: Jan 11 2006 10:58:36 PM Author: fyi no fucking shit...it's thru adverts!!! state something other than the obvious...my point is all of you are fucking jealous they have created what they have! Subject: model fucker Date: Jan 11 2006 08:33:08 PM Author: Patric Fallon i never go as far as $20. i usually just ask for coffee money and bus fare. Subject: I Love Vice. Date: Jan 11 2006 11:06:10 AM Author: The London Dipper I Love Vice. Espcially the fact they hate the crack head homeless, you cant walk around London without being offered a Big Issue on every fuckin street corner. Subject: the dos and donts dolls Date: Jan 10 2006 10:57:31 PM Author: alex bk those dolls are fucking gay. don;t you think they kind of undermine the whole page by being advertised there in the middle? Put me off reading any further honestly. Whoever designed them got it so wrong too, how comes they look like Disney Pixar characters? Needless to say anyone who buys designer dolls is a wasteperson anyhow. Subject: Mogamwomba Date: Jan 09 2006 08:47:25 AM Author: Fukkit you're fucking funny fucker Subject: gonad breath Date: Jan 09 2006 08:41:57 AM Author: Fukkit dude, you're like a GOD --- CAN I LIKE: WORSHIP YOU OR SOMETHING????? PulllEEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEE..??? Subject: Hey: You Guys Blows Date: Jan 09 2006 08:36:18 AM Author: Fukkit Hey numbnut, you dont even know how to blow so shut up ... the mag is the same as the web you fucking purple sorry ass dink - if you dont dig it then fuck off, please: REALLY. The purpose of reading a mag like Vice is so you can place your sweaty fat ass on your fluffy furry pink covered toilet seat while squeezing out hard every bit of hot chilli curry process out of your asshole goodbye but can still manage a laugh or two (providing the reader doesnt have such blue balls as yours that we feel so sorry for). Here... have some more chilli fucking beer & curry & when you finish.....: Please do me a big favour: FUCK OFF & SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHKHHH!!! Subject: Dear fyi Date: Jan 09 2006 07:57:23 AM Author: Fukkit Its called: being supportive to a lot of endorsements AKA Advertisements, you donkeytwat. Duuuuhhhh... Subject: this magazine is free Date: Jan 09 2006 05:29:19 AM Author: chuk which brings up a good point: if this magazine weren't free it would fuking suck - but because it's free it's totally like the best thing ever. maybe britney spears should start calling herself ironic and give her shit away. Subject: Girl on Bike Date: Jan 08 2006 06:30:09 PM Author: Darbari She is from another planet, right? Some distant ball of heaven where goddesses like her live out their golden lives and Opie Cunninghams like me cry like heart-broken little dudes who lost our hydro-rockets two neighborhoods over. Subject: you guys blow Date: Jan 07 2006 06:11:38 PM Author: fyi it's a free magazine, jackass. and it's pretty amazing it has managed to remain a free publication for over ten years. Subject: poo Date: Jan 06 2006 07:12:18 PM Author: Jordan yeah what gonad breath said Subject: last.fm Date: Jan 06 2006 07:17:40 PM Author: lisa i made a last.fm group to see what vice readers are listening to. so shut the fuck up and join. unless you're too poor. http://www.last.fm/group/Vice Subject: this is boring Date: Jan 06 2006 06:53:26 PM Author: you guys blow Neither the dos or the don'ts are good at all. This is just plain boring. It's like some idiot got stoned and tried to ridicule a bunch of shit he found online but's too stupid to make it funny. This is like every random blog that no one bothers to add cause it's not worth the time. I can't believe I even gave it a chance. Do people actually buy this magazine? Is the magazine better than this site? Subject: Dave Grohl? WTF!! Date: Jan 05 2006 09:54:17 AM Author: Mogawomba Why do all the guys look like foo fighters Dave Grohl?? Subject: Sick! Date: Jan 04 2006 08:29:08 AM Author: Cez No seriously can I borrow like 20 bucks ? Subject: don't hate Date: Jan 03 2006 05:35:01 PM Author: playerhaterhater Don't hate on vice just because it's been cool for more than 3 months. They don't owe your self-loathing ass anything. Subject: faces Date: Jan 03 2006 11:59:58 AM Author: km yeh pink is the new tan. Subject: why Date: Jan 03 2006 08:27:19 AM Author: yes sub par Subject: Who Cares? Date: Dec 31 2005 06:37:44 PM Author: Smegma Glans III You are all fat and blotchy Subject: I might be wrong.... Date: Dec 31 2005 09:30:37 AM Author: aslhf but didnt this shit used to be funny? waht the hell happened Subject: hates Date: Dec 30 2005 08:51:51 PM Author: hipsters fuck you Vice, and fuck your subculture. Can the next cool thing hurry up and come along already? And can it have less irony and less white kids? fuck you, hipster bitches. Subject: why is everyone pink? Date: Dec 30 2005 02:01:24 PM Author: Dr. Fate seriously ... this is weird ... is this the new fad? can I be pink too? Subject: Mr. Jew Boy Date: Dec 30 2005 07:42:31 AM Author: minibottlesrule Hey, I appreciate good crossover marketing, but isn't that Dov Charney from American Apparel? Keep up the good work, you bunch of tools. Subject: THE ONLY REAL DO'S ON THE PAGE... Date: Dec 29 2005 03:48:25 PM Author: OFF SHORE are the smoking hot ladies on the American Apparel website. Notice they are all cute, CLEAN and smiling - none of these things seem to be "cool" anymore...sigh, they even have hair that looks washed, I can't beleive VICE tolerates them Subject: Pink Date: Dec 27 2005 11:34:29 PM Author: Gew Fuji film has extra majenta in it cos asians are yellow. yep. Subject: okay... Date: Dec 26 2005 06:44:39 PM Author: mopes I thought the don'ts were bad...until I read the do's. So lemme get this straight...anybody with blotchy, pasty, zitty skin and dirty hair who looks like they smell like mothballs and/or crotchrot is a do? Subject: to that dumby Date: Dec 26 2005 12:18:35 AM Author: french big glasses only work on pretty girls. that girl is pretty. it works. shut up. Subject: OK Date: Dec 25 2005 09:13:33 PM Author: Isabel (Ecuador) That Metal Chick has made my day, I´m dying for lycra pants and boots. (I already got the Maiden tee). Subject: pink flesh Date: Dec 24 2005 08:13:28 PM Author: goodburger everyone's flesh is super-pink because they're drunk. where do you think these photographers go, the public library? Subject: Colors Date: Dec 24 2005 06:00:51 AM Author: Roman I wonder how one of your photographer gets the very pink/flesh colours. Vice's signature to me. Subject: clean girl Date: Dec 23 2005 10:47:38 PM Author: kyle i love clean girl. i want to marry you, for you are beatifully put together....(see after doing two years in the peace corps,we can move into the cleanest loft in london, you could run a boutique, i would be a architect our kids will eventually go to oxford then we would retire to a cottage in the mayo,eire.) wait why are my pants wet..whats going on.. Subject: I'm cooler than you Date: Dec 23 2005 09:35:31 PM Author: der I'm going to get a "Vice" tattoo. That way everyone will recognize that I was totally into it way before it sold out. Just make sure to ignore the fact that it's painfully obvious by the lack of hair and shave bumps that I just got it. I've had it for years... Subject: Cash the man Date: Dec 23 2005 08:01:43 PM Author: canadiancommie ya, it is briliant. and anybody saying otherwise is probably the same kind of assclown that's wearing an ass t-shirt Cash is still the man. From beyond the grave he is more "relavent" then the country music industry. They've been irrelavent to anybody that doesn't dress in NASCAR merchendise for a long time. I guess when you're that removed from reality relavence gets confusing. Subject: Metal chick Date: Dec 23 2005 03:40:27 PM Author: Damn society! Yo, that metal chick is just some bimbo that thinks Slayer is so "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" and probably enjoys all this feedback about how she looks like a pre groupie thats too young to drink, but not too young to fuck her own father. I hate when this shit becomes trendy, especially because they don't know what real metal is like!!! Subject: gonad breath Date: Dec 23 2005 10:39:39 AM Author: plants and animals haha, fuck you! i found that bike. Subject: ... Date: Dec 22 2005 08:11:21 PM Author: helbayna Most of the people look like they need a shower. Subject: funnies Date: Dec 22 2005 12:25:17 PM Author: sum funny shit the guy who crawls out of bed along with the raver made me laugh so fucking hard Subject: mother-fuck you Date: Dec 22 2005 11:41:49 AM Author: b.j. love little effeminate boy. and controversial jokes? fucking priceless. Subject: you fucking tard lickers Date: Dec 22 2005 10:01:57 AM Author: gonad breath stop taking pictures of retards and calling it a "do". being retarded is not a fucking do! i hate fucking retards. they are always drooling and shit. and tell that retarded excuse for an asian chick that you can't hide your incredibly hideous face behind some really really rediculously big glasses. you just look like a gargoyle doing a howdy doody impression. the heavy metal girl is beyond help. she could've acquired that look just by covering her body with wheat paste and rolling around the dumpster behind trash & vaudville for an hour. the little lord fauntleroy will find out how "nice" his look is when it's covered with his own blood from all the ass-kickings he's about to receive in high school. the jew is, well, jewish and even jews hate the jews. the girl on the bike is trying way too hard. like get a ten speed already you dumb bitch. johnny cash is cool but a really bad tattoo that looks nothing like him is not. the girl that looks like a sunday picnic threw up on her needs to get anally r@ped. and those dolls are crap. what a cheap gimmick! suck my fat fucking cock you pussy ass beatches. Subject: white pants Date: Dec 22 2005 09:07:56 AM Author: boutros boutros ghali Yeah, awesome tomboys are great i know. but what makes them great is that they are all soft and girly but trying to front like they are tough and don't cry when they see a pony. the picture of your "tomboy" gives me that feeling, like when you see a dog eating its own sick. you guys should just go to fishtown in philly, get all the gross 15 year old skanks you want and dress them up like mike skinner. most of them are already pregnant so you could hit it raw. p.s. does gavin only own white pants? in all the pictures i see of him he is wearing white jeans, so can anyone really be a VICE do if they are wearing pants with any color at all? Subject: glasses Date: Dec 21 2005 11:09:57 AM Author: kitty house p.s. that girl with the glasses is 30 years old..she's just an ageless asian. also, that is one of the worst pictures of her...they should have used a better picture. Subject: The Last Guy Date: Dec 21 2005 09:49:21 AM Author: Miss Woo Is that Andrew W.K.??? Subject: (503) 998-7302 Date: Dec 21 2005 04:34:43 AM Author: Alex Bellerud I laughed so hard at that handicapped raver i cried a little bit. Subject: c.r.e.a.m. Date: Dec 21 2005 12:31:53 AM Author: Reno That wu-tang reference is amusing at best, but painfully shitty when paired with such a barely recognizable rendition of country music's single MOST recognizable face. Subject: tomboyz Date: Dec 20 2005 05:13:17 PM Author: bomby digital i think i am more attrracted to the phrase "when she's just in her Puma socks and in your bed it's like you pushed a magic button and made a girl appear" then i actually am attracted to tomgirl. and i would totally spit in that metal chick's face if i didn't think she'd like it. Subject: life Date: Dec 20 2005 04:52:38 PM Author: sean " that when the Chinese ladies get her laundry they secretly take it to the back room and roll around in it like cats. " maybe the assholes that are bitching are only looking at the pictures.. shut the fuck up. that is amazing, i have never read anything like that in my life... thank you vice. Subject: C.R.E.A.M. / Cash Date: Dec 20 2005 01:15:10 PM Author: Chris Is that a reference to a Wu-Tang song about cash ruling all? If so then that tatoo is a definite DO. Subject: 21? Date: Dec 20 2005 09:19:37 AM Author: Sam Nellie, We live in Canada. They let us get wasted in primary school. love Sam Subject: why? Date: Dec 20 2005 10:31:35 AM Author: some jerk Why do crackheads love Johnny Cash so much? Subject: johnny Date: Dec 20 2005 10:28:34 AM Author: john i want whoever made that johnny cash tattoo to make me one of john travolta except with the head on a stick. make him all pale and zitty and bug-eyed just like you did the johnny cash one, dude Subject: bullshit Date: Dec 20 2005 10:00:33 AM Author: Joe A Johnny Cash Tattoo is a DO? Give me a fucking break! Subject: nellie mckay Date: Dec 20 2005 02:58:35 AM Author: DMC umm..is she allowed to drink? She's, like, not over 21. Subject: cash overkill Date: Dec 19 2005 10:54:00 PM Author: garrett johnny cash has always been really fucking cool, why is everyone acting like this is some new revelation? that last guy looks like a cool version of kirk hammet of metallica Subject: toys Date: Dec 19 2005 09:22:17 PM Author: magpie holy shit! are those do/donts toys for real? Vice has fallen offfffffffffffffffff! Subject: straight guys Date: Dec 19 2005 09:02:55 PM Author: boston case ... or asking for bus fare while she's putting her stockings on at 7 am to go to her bank teller job. thank you ralene (sp) ? ps. that girl with the glasses is hot, but i know you had better. Subject: looking rough Date: Dec 19 2005 08:53:56 PM Author: oh, johnny Johnny Cash is ok, but why would you get a tattoo of him that looks suspiciously like the deformed spawn of Glenn Danzig and Eddie Munster? Cash was a redneck, after all, not a goth. He's supposed to be lolling around in the loving lap of Jeeesus now, up in heaven or whatever, not a decapitated head in Jeffy Dahmer's fekkin freezer. He looks more albino tranny whore a la roy orbison than he dows Man in Black. Subject: a glimmer of hope Date: Dec 19 2005 08:51:14 PM Author: tattooed slut i am a boring tattooed slut. nobody likes my butterfly curple tat no more. So, I am getting a tattoo of the 'bastion of cleanliness' on my tit. I hope it works! Subject: lovin the MS dude Date: Dec 19 2005 08:41:38 PM Author: chet corndog we love gimp raver. our collective needs him for our parties. can you lend? all our local gimps poop themselves and fall down too quickly, but brother with the scaffold can go and go and go and if he gets tired he can just hang there like laundry. plus by putting him in the DO section u have made it ok to laugh at cripples once again--its like high school all over. thank you vice! Subject: bullshit Date: Dec 19 2005 08:33:52 PM Author: super strait vice hasnt really changed that much...vice readers hate anything that was once thier own and then becomes popular...how many of you assholes still like the arcade fire after thay got popular....you fuckers just want to bitch about everything....go read adbusters you whiny bitches Subject: wank Date: Dec 19 2005 05:47:37 PM Author: j team fuck Vice is so shite nowadays. I saved the dos n donts so i could have a really good laugh at them, and lo and behold the were fucking bollocks. The only one that made me laugh was the tomboy one, but thats not even that funny. you guys cany be bothered with doing a decent magazine anymore. detatch Subject: Are you kidding me? Date: Dec 19 2005 05:16:37 PM Author: Arthur Jackson Ok, usually the don'ts are pretty close to right on, and the dos, well, sometimes hovering on the edge of..."Gavin, you're fucking nuts", but it looks like old Gavin has finally gone over the edge and given in to being the asian/jew child molester, harry caray-looking hag-banging, lover of guys who are dressed by manic-depressive NYC upper middle class broads who are deep in the mid-20s rut (read: what the fuck am I doing with my life?) that he's always run the risk of becoming. The new fashion this rag feigns to promote has turned over faster than its PBR trucker hat precursor. New York is a disgusting place. Thank god there is enough heroin to thin these fuckers out. I will never read another word in this magazine not written by Nieratko. Subject: TATTOOS AND THE MISSING VICE DOLL Date: Dec 19 2005 04:40:40 PM Author: OFF SHORE A very wise man once gave a girl with too many tattoos the once over and said to me, "You know who has tattoos? People who ride the bus, that's who has tattoos!" You might as well call them a fucking bus-pass, or trailer-park pass. Don't get me wrong - some of the artwork is amazing, but inked skin almost always looks like shit a few years later, and what it mostly says is, " I was an ass-hole in the 90's". Also-a very important vice doll is missing - the painfully anti-fashion, too-cool for everything including hygiene, I need a haircut doll. It should be marginally employed, useless, smell like unwashed clothes and cigarettes, and a have a hot-topic based wardrobe. It should probably have a name tag, because it typically will work in a record or coffee shop. It should come in both sexes and should come equipped with a huge selection of pussy EMO music by bands that dress like Social D but sing shitty ballads about being losers. This doll should also come with a mirror because it is totally self-absorbed, and a wheelbarrow to carry around huge amounts of self-pity. Fuck, I'll pay $30.00 for that doll. Subject: it's only funny when it's true Date: Dec 19 2005 03:39:25 PM Author: adine and the last of the lot was the best methinks. (dos) Subject: vice is getting pretty tired. Date: Dec 19 2005 03:07:57 PM Author: j you think? Subject: solid sender Date: Dec 19 2005 01:35:18 AM Author: nazi sweater soft charlie was the best thing, other than that, vice is fucking up :( Subject: soft charlie Date: Dec 18 2005 10:44:13 PM Author: g actually, the gaylord had his first "gay" experience with the disco gimp, they had the same color sense and decided that they should just go ahead and fuck... Subject: Soft Charlie Date: Dec 18 2005 05:19:44 PM Author: Rhawn Dey the thing that's so good about the future gaylord comment is the "FYI" Subject: ho hum Date: Dec 18 2005 12:54:29 PM Author: ladeedah it seems like a lot of these people are looking for attention. i guess they got it... Subject: controversial jokes Date: Dec 18 2005 12:20:22 PM Author: sam kinison Controversial jokes is so righteously dorktastic. It sounds like something the narrarator from an A & E biography about Henny Youngmen would say. Subject: real metal bitches Date: Dec 18 2005 12:02:40 AM Author: two ton testicle Awesome, another dumb hipster cunt who's never heard Maiden but loves to look the part. Ask her what she thinks of Killers and she'll be like, "That band on MTV?" You know who's a do? Jo fucking Bench, maybe you could put her in next month's. Subject: future gaylord Date: Dec 17 2005 07:01:50 PM Author: gravity i'm sorry, the lil boy with the "stylish look" is what some people call a "homosexual", or gaylord if you will. There are some derogatory labels as well, i'm sure you have heard them all... fyi Subject: Tomboys? Date: Dec 17 2005 05:12:59 PM Author: the doctor Welcome to fagtown either way, because its pretty gay to sleep with a zitty, rat haired girl with size 12 feet Subject: brilliant Date: Dec 16 2005 11:21:57 PM Author: krustypants on the money 100%. If there are people out there who don't love Thick glasses, clean chicks, and tomboys they should be shot. Subject: do and don't Date: Dec 16 2005 11:26:18 PM Author: first commenter do's much better than the don'ts |
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