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This month’s winner: HIPSTER
PS: Please stop sending us Cock Soup, Barfy Burgers, Gookie, anything made by Bimbo, Crunky, and Conguitos. We get about 10 of those a month and we already did the shit out of them.
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Comments:
Subject: golden gaytimes
Date: Dec 22 2005 03:26:49 AM
Author: jdfj
the packaging looked so good i looked up the product... and its like a chocolate toffee flavoured thing...i was kinda dissapointed becasue i was expecting something fruitier...
Subject: Aussie
Date: Dec 15 2005 07:28:37 AM
Author: Matt
Hahahaha, Yeah, I'm Aussie... 'gaytimes' rock
Subject: Caramel goodness
Date: Dec 15 2005 01:57:36 AM
Author: Cookie
"Any australians feeling me here?"
Yes Daniel, I am. I can't believe I didn't think of sending one in. Even after spreading this pair of jokes around since primary school:
Q. What were the two boys doing behind the Milkbar?
A. Having a Golden Gaytime
Q.What were the two girls doing behind the Milkbar?
A. Licking eachother's Splits
I don't know if they even still sell Splits. They might be called Splice's now. For those of you who have never been up close and personal with a Golden Gaytime, the smell will have you whimpering, it's so good. C'mon, some Aussie back me up here!
Subject: too e
Date: Dec 05 2005 04:03:48 PM
Author: shades
ole grandpa vice
new shit all rocks
nothing better to throw out the old
and bring in the new
vice live....can't wait
Subject: zx
Date: Nov 29 2005 08:43:04 PM
Author: zx
I want some of that fucking paint.
Subject: gangsta gansta
Date: Nov 27 2005 11:52:21 PM
Author: PeterFeltHerSnatch
Ghettopoly ROCKS!! I must have it.
Subject: ghettopoly
Date: Nov 27 2005 11:33:52 PM
Author: pishposh
i have ghettopoly and i love it
Subject: puttin a bobber on it
Date: Nov 27 2005 11:20:19 PM
Author: obvious
if the creator of the ghettopoly game is chinese, and he makes two racist games -defined as such because they are not of his own race, how does that cancel out the racism? because he hates blacks and whites equally? that's just shotgun blastin hate, weak.
that said. put me down for both.
Subject: e
Date: Nov 27 2005 07:25:42 PM
Author: e
Vice is run by old people.
Subject: RE: 'The Hipster'
Date: Nov 27 2005 03:41:09 AM
Author: Sam 'Guy Mariano' Kinnison
Yeah, why does Vice always use really (like 3-4 years) old hipster stereotypes. It just would be alot funnier and biting if it was current. They can go a few ways with it too...like use either some Devendra-worshipping psychadelic dandy, or say, Tino Razo, as a model to go off of.
Subject: golden gaytime
Date: Nov 27 2005 02:47:34 AM
Author: dan
daniel i feel your pain about the gaytime. i actually have them in my freezer now. i find it halarious that they r on the vice site gaytimes for all hahaha!
Subject: yum!
Date: Nov 26 2005 05:25:52 PM
Author: everything has been done
Golden Gaytime sounds magical.
Subject: oo
Date: Nov 26 2005 09:53:32 AM
Author: mk
man,i could really use some golden gaytime.
Subject: ll
Date: Nov 26 2005 09:50:15 AM
Author: jj
ghettopoly? im loving it
Subject: suckers
Date: Nov 26 2005 06:52:07 AM
Author: paris
electroclash? thats so 2004, its all about the cracked out house nowadays
Subject: dw
Date: Nov 26 2005 06:42:33 AM
Author: Daniel
i always thought how they must feel, the people who have always seen these products around all their lives, never gave them a second thought and then they see it in vice one day with its quips about cum-soaked carpet next to its picture. Now i know how they feel. Any australians feeling me here?
Subject: bbb
Date: Nov 25 2005 09:51:59 PM
Author: but
but vice is a right-wing magazine
Subject: we didn't do no slave trade
Date: Nov 25 2005 03:50:05 PM
Author: the jews
...now all of your idiot liberal left wing radical progressive bad-hippie-clothes-wearing community-food-drive-organizing social-activist
summer-vacation-in-guatemala-doing-development-work-on-daddy
's-dime"
readers will hate the jews, and their little country israel, a little bit more than they already do...thanks vice!
Subject: Joke
Date: Nov 25 2005 03:46:24 PM
Author: Jokey McJokerson
What did the Polish father and Hispanic mother name their baby boy?
Retardo
Subject: i say the beer wins
Date: Nov 25 2005 01:45:09 AM
Author: grady
i mean, motorcycles are given retarded names on a daily basis. but it takes a true imbecile to put viagra into beer. that just cant be good.
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