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Subject: shoe polish Date: Jan 09 2006 09:41:18 PM Author: Blueballs I agree. That's definitely rage, not shoe polish Subject: commenting on the comments Date: Jan 05 2006 05:54:01 PM Author: le durp wow some people are pretty good at hating and talking alotta shit... its good to see, your making me feel grand, just grand.. that black people dressed as cowboy's photo its just like the 50c white dude, they need some credit they are going against the grain...come on it must be twice,if not more, as hard to be the person lovin the opposite culture. those black-cowboy's hangin with rednecks and vice versa for the 50c dude... you may be hating on these fucks but they ARE keepin it real..... p.s. gay is the best word ever & squirting is the new black. Subject: 1st chick Date: Dec 23 2005 10:12:23 PM Author: Mother farker what's with the first girl? It's a lame T-shirt, that wouldn't even make me look twice. It's an outrigh non-sequiter. Not remotely funny as a do or a don't. And the caption has somthing to do with that stupid cat? But she's got a great rack on her, don't she? Those tits are enough to excuse the pudge, and almost enough to excuse that travesty of belly button jewlery. Ok i'd do her. Subject: people Date: Dec 22 2005 05:20:25 AM Author: Black dude Black people don't smile when braying feeble minded junkies are taking their picture. No. In fact we're probably wondering could we stick that camera up his ass? Subject: what the fuck Date: Dec 20 2005 10:21:42 AM Author: what the fuck what the fuck? are you guys fucking mental these are god damn repeats i hate repetative shit so much i dont even watch reruns of threes company because i saw them all back in the day Subject: Boring Date: Dec 18 2005 09:59:28 AM Author: ricHARD I'm just buggin to se what yew neerds are up to. I Cant believe people actually waste the time to type responces that no-one will ever read! bwaaha ha hahhhh Subject: Hheyy mommeeeeee... Date: Dec 16 2005 09:46:51 AM Author: MKYBOY That girl in the OAP get-up = WIFE!!! Subject: Mac Date: Dec 16 2005 08:49:50 AM Author: Adam This is really bad. A cat on Turn tables? oohhh, what were you guys smokin when you came up with that? Seriously, it isn't hard to tell that a girl is writing the do's and don'ts, and she is trying to imitate Gavin, or whoever was writing them before. Subject: all of us Date: Dec 15 2005 09:08:35 PM Author: vice one love. judgements are unnecessary. these pictures are a reflection of us. and the words are a reflection of corporate power and its attempt of dividing and conquering. love is the only thing of worth in this planet of hate, vanity and vice. Subject: Give Up, it's completely over Date: Dec 15 2005 08:44:40 PM Author: doesn't matter Haven't been to this mag in a few months. It's so bad it's sad. Just pathetic. Nothing lasts too long. Never coming back here. Subject: jay z Date: Dec 13 2005 07:12:44 PM Author: what the fuck i stand my ground, and for your sake try expanding your "hip-hop" horizons... just because you're black doesn't mean you have swear youre allegiance to jay z. he's fucking mediocre and weak. He's a good business man at taking little white kids money and he landed him self a hot lady...i give him props for that, he turned the white album into a piece a shit by trying to make it a "cocept album. dude the shit is not terrible it's just mediocre... that'my opinion. Subject: you dorks Date: Dec 13 2005 06:52:04 PM Author: tone man its true, you fuckers at vice are definite donts. haha ugly fuckers! Subject: Gorilla Date: Dec 13 2005 06:44:04 PM Author: Toothbrush_Man That girl in the neon green tank just makes my loins shrivel up. Subject: wtf? Date: Dec 13 2005 07:54:31 AM Author: ive too much time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Subject: why are you such haters? Date: Dec 13 2005 01:38:17 AM Author: not a lesbian Hey vice - how about you throw a hot MAN into your do's now and then instead of only chicks. I'll even take the blame for the caption, since I know you're terrified someone will think you're gay. by the way, the cat made my day. yeah, today was a pretty poor effort, but still. Subject: HEYHEYHEY Date: Dec 12 2005 11:04:48 AM Author: floridagirl Curran you don't by chance live in the northeast region of the US do you...maybe around the Jersey/NY region? Subject: jigga Date: Dec 12 2005 11:00:52 AM Author: Thomas That fucker who said Jay-z can't dress is only mad because he prematurely ejaculated before he could get to the photo of the chick in "mom" clothes. HEY FUCKER, MAKING FUN OF JAY EQUATES TO SAYING YOU HAVE NO MUSIC TASTE. Now go listen to belle and sebastian fagtard Subject: That 1st chick Date: Dec 10 2005 07:27:04 PM Author: Curran Fuck that 1st chick is cute- she is fat and has a big mole but for some reason i would really like to bang her rich Jewish tits. Subject: Yeehaw? Date: Dec 10 2005 01:22:26 AM Author: Sabra The black family of cow people scare me. Do they call that an oxymoronic irony or something. I'm soo confused right now. I bet they rock out to Led Zepplin too. Subject: Yess! Date: Dec 09 2005 01:48:58 PM Author: M Mustang Drunk fucker alone on a friday night, yeah, I think you guys have some suck-fucking good comments on the do`s and dont`s. . . What else, hmmm, by the way, my father died today. . . And I have four nipples. . .Jihaaa, I hope you all are going to a gay-bar today, cause I`m not. Fuck off. Oslo is nice.... Subject: jesus christ Date: Dec 09 2005 08:55:34 AM Author: jesse would you people please, please shut the fuck up? i can't even explain to you people how much no one cares what you think. how do you even comment on the dos and donts? " Also, I forgot to mention, the jerk(or byotch maybe)has no fucking clue about fashion." FUCKING FUCK! are you kidding me? and then you have" okay wait i take it back. black cowboys are worst than wiggers .....were laughing at you like u laugh at white guys with hood ancents." if your going to try pull off "witty racist" at least be fucking funny about it. god, you people suck at life. Subject: kk Date: Dec 09 2005 01:15:55 AM Author: Kmlk i got invited to a "cocktail party" by some chick what am i supposed to wear to get laid Subject: fucking bitch is hot Date: Dec 09 2005 12:23:02 AM Author: john smith that fucking bitch is pretty fuckin hot in the flower dress...she certainly a do Subject: you got it all wrong Date: Dec 09 2005 12:21:52 AM Author: gravity constant dude, the guy in the purple shirt is MORGAN FREEMAN! Subject: all ya cowboyz Date: Dec 08 2005 08:11:30 PM Author: hann bone cowboys ride horses, wear cowboy hats and watch cmt, get ova it. Subject: double standards!!!! Date: Dec 08 2005 07:30:03 PM Author: Mule Why is it those two girls are do's and the two wannbe ramones are don'ts? you know those girls are going home with those boys to have a chrystal meth fuelled orgy. Girls like that are as lame as guys like that – you can't seperate the two just because of some stupid red heels – think with something other than your dicks! Subject: fo real dough Date: Dec 08 2005 06:33:26 PM Author: whath the fuck what's up with the kiss ass to jay z. for real dough, it really isn't that fucking hot. looks like an opportunity to kiss some ass you guys took it. Jay z fucking sucks. at best he's really mediocre and his fashion sense in non existent. Get with the fucking program! Subject: Black Cowboy Date: Dec 08 2005 10:10:29 AM Author: ThaddeusZeus Kyle read your history White cowboys are the orginal wigger. Black cowboys were breaking horses and riding rodeo long before the "Marboro Man" popularized the image of the white cowboy. Do you really think that Anglo-Americans have any style, chararcter, or culture? They are a borrowed society of values without principal. PS. Black people accept whites for who they are. Perhaps that is what is so disturbing to so many whites. Subject: Cowboy thing Date: Dec 07 2005 10:06:33 PM Author: Ňliver F. Be as cowboy as you can be. that's it fuckers Subject: i love you vicccccce Date: Dec 07 2005 02:09:18 PM Author: alexis! hhahahahha being drunk at 3pm yes. Subject: black cowboys Date: Dec 06 2005 10:00:44 PM Author: kyle im not a racist but come on we'll accept you when u accept us. Subject: black cowboys Date: Dec 06 2005 09:42:35 PM Author: kyle okay wait i take it back. black cowboys are worst than wiggers because they're dressing like the people that used to whip their ancestors. get with the program black cowboys, were laughing at you like u laugh at white guys with hood ancents Subject: black cowboys Date: Dec 06 2005 09:48:37 PM Author: kyle hey conrad a lot of wiggers go through the same shit as black wiggers. stop listening to bob marley and understand that no black soldier ever go a horse back then. all the whites took em. Subject: cat=pussy Date: Dec 06 2005 01:56:47 AM Author: mink Only pussies like my friend Evan enjoy Dj'ing cats and other such fluffy entertainment :P Subject: RAKED Date: Dec 06 2005 12:54:10 AM Author: vice writer stalker you are obviously the guy she stalked. stop apologizing to your mommy and get with the program. don't be so angry about being tricked by one of these fashion girls. it's an honor. deal with it. Subject: idiot idiot idiot Date: Dec 05 2005 08:07:21 AM Author: a nigger RE-START?! welcome back to the fuckin forties folks--lace me up Jim-Bob I'm ready for my lynching. FAG! Subject: why is everything gay? Date: Dec 05 2005 02:09:21 AM Author: Wufke Why does everything have to be gay? Everyone writes "thats so gay." I think people should switch it up a bit and restart the whole "thats so nigg*r" train that everyone was jumping on for a week. Subject: what happened? Date: Dec 03 2005 11:07:27 AM Author: Kyle vice used to be pretty cool - you guys used to write the kind of shit that would make shit! But now you guys fucking suck! you write like fucking switchfoot losers! you should put a Subject: Supp' with all those Asians Date: Dec 02 2005 09:38:18 PM Author: Ching Chong Muddafuking Chang Whats the deal with Asian people, there always hanging around. Whistling! it's so annoying.It's like yesterday i was like, sleeping in...well trying to but i couldn't cause these Asians kept on fucking whistling. i have one word for all you crazy Asian. Stop being so silly, Arrrggghhhh... it can be so god damn frustraing sometimes it makes you want to clench your fists and throw them to the gods. And beelow, curse you Asians! and your inscent whistling. Subject: donts? Date: Dec 02 2005 10:35:36 AM Author: the icinoclast How come those stupid cunts in the red boots get a do, yet the stupid cunts in the leather boots get a dont? thier both a bunch of stupid cunts? Subject: you suck Date: Dec 02 2005 10:19:22 AM Author: you suck you know what's funny- I have met a lot of your staff and you all are "don'ts" why don't you include your shitty office photos for once. Subject: do and don'ts Date: Dec 02 2005 08:22:44 AM Author: nina I thought Vice was intersting until I read all your reader's comments, it reminded me how much I hate Americans, you have no sense of humour or irony. Bring on the hurricanes... Subject: dolls Date: Dec 01 2005 09:28:09 PM Author: wolfey Re the Dos and Donts dolls being shilled: apparently sexual dimorphism is a DON'T. Subject: cheerie-os Date: Dec 01 2005 01:32:00 PM Author: bob crane i peed in my own cereal this morning. it was bitter and warm but after a while i didn't care. shite, i need a job. Subject: Red Heels Date: Dec 01 2005 05:13:47 AM Author: Sas Yeah, fair enough, their heels are pretty rad but, is it possible that when you saw these girls you had just stood up from licking the floor? I think so. These girls are the ones you boys mistake for having an "ace" sense of style. They look like a pair of over-the-hill fucking idiots. Subject: Black Cowboys Date: Dec 01 2005 02:44:16 AM Author: Conrad Birdie Look up the term "Buffalo Soldier" sometime, dooshy-face. Blacks on horses out west killed a LOT of Injuns. Subject: black cowboys Date: Nov 30 2005 02:43:36 PM Author: kyle aren't black people dressed as cowboys the same as wiggers?? Subject: "Fashion" Date: Nov 30 2005 02:14:43 AM Author: Raked GOD I HATE when girls dress like that. Like seriously. They think they're being all "different" and "interesting" but what they're being is stupid and annoying - not to mention ugly. Like, did they forget that matching is a key element in an outfit? Whether it matches by color or style? Yeah, there's a lot of options out there. But no they just throw whatever random ugly shit they can find together and then look at themselves and go "man I rule so much. Look how fun I look. Don't I look fun? Men will love me." And what annoys me even MORE is they DO!! DO THEY HONESTLY?? Seems the guys at vice do but are they even real? I just cant see how any normal decent guy could honestly look at a girl dressed in garbage and think she's even remotely INTERESTING looking. GOD! Maybe to disect and analyze, but not to actually talk to. Goddddd. Subject: The Go! Team Date: Nov 29 2005 09:35:33 PM Author: m&m Thunder, Lightning, Strike is an unbelievable album. nice work. Subject: the funnest, drunkest girls where?!? Date: Nov 29 2005 09:36:12 AM Author: rehab To Whom it May Concern: You've got to be kidding? Homegirl with the Artful Dodger hat looks like she's trying to explain to you why her and her mother put on funny outfits and went out to the club. That leads me to believe that you may have been the funnest, drunkest person at the club because this chick told you she was a DO and you believed her. DO's need no explanations they just happen. What you should have done was add that ass clown with the headband into your photo and made it a big ass DON'T. Better Luck Next Time... Subject: Bass is Base Date: Nov 29 2005 01:33:06 AM Author: Cedric Ceballos I meant Bass IS Base. As in, "Riding in my funkmobile, looking for my soul shack." A Punjabi-fronted Canadian funk/r'n'b group featuring an ugly white broad wearing a hat like that red-shoed "do". Who? Cedric Ceballos! Subject: Be Honest Eds! Date: Nov 29 2005 01:16:31 AM Author: Cedric Ceballos Those "funnest, drunkest" girls look like twits! Way too much effort, no god-given panache. You have "got it", however, with the girl with the red bag and the long coat. She has that innateness with dressing. Those partying tarts just vulturize and vampirize good style. God! That hat on the one with the bare shoulders! Bass to Base or what? Canada what! Who? Cedric Ceballos! Subject: hmm Date: Nov 28 2005 09:08:39 PM Author: coco yeah these kinda suck. Especially the one where you basically called a Pink-wannabe a DO. But I met Jigga and he is a DO, always and forever and he is beautiful. Subject: 100% dipshits Date: Nov 28 2005 04:10:49 PM Author: F.E.R is it just me, or are the do's and dont's exactly the same as they've ever been. Subject: are these don'ts and don'ts? Date: Nov 28 2005 11:24:01 AM Author: me fool! All right... you guys need to take a break from whatever drugs you're doing because most of these pics are don'ts... the chick on the bottom a definite DO and baby flashing the pudge and that annoying bellybutton thing is straddling the fence, but the cute little kitty-witty on the ones and twozeez?!?!?!?!?! Y'all are fucking trippin'... Oh yeah... let's file all the captions under don'ts while we're at it... those feminists and gay rights acitivists have you on the ropes... jab dammit! Subject: weak Date: Nov 28 2005 09:32:33 AM Author: vicegonelame worst do's n donts what the hells happened I used to laugh my ass off? Subject: Red Shoe Girls Date: Nov 28 2005 08:12:06 AM Author: Cabinderada Those chicks are such posers. You want fun? Look for the girls with at least one arm in the air and at least one drink, screaming "WOOOO!!!" FUCKING REBEL YELL BABY. I'll be screwing you in the back of your daddy's BMW later. Subject: Shitty dos&dont's Date: Nov 27 2005 11:23:18 PM Author: Comic Book Guy Worst dos&dont's ever!!! Subject: jauahbnkbh Date: Nov 27 2005 10:01:23 AM Author: krewson Once again black people in western wear kick everyone's asses. And there's always one black guy at the bluegrass festival who rules the world Subject: ,,, Date: Nov 27 2005 12:08:11 AM Author: your face dude these are all donts. except the one at the bottom. you cant honestly tell me theres any difference between the dos and the donts this week. balls to this article. Subject: Too Highbrow... Date: Nov 26 2005 09:55:38 PM Author: Brian After last month's total dog shit, you stepped it up, maybe too much. Keep this style, but with much more ANGER. I'm giving you a "B" this month, You are definetly born again Hard private Pile... and to the rest of you unwashed maggots, eat shit and live, .........losers! :-D Subject: manginabrow Date: Nov 26 2005 05:46:09 PM Author: Pablo Penix What the fuck is morgan freeman doing at the magic show? Subject: www.eyelashout.net Date: Nov 26 2005 04:20:35 PM Author: Anthony why do these guys always want to do their moms Subject: www.dropgun.com Date: Nov 26 2005 11:39:45 AM Author: Billy I wanna fuck the cat. Subject: WTF p.s. Date: Nov 26 2005 03:29:25 AM Author: Tenoch Also, I forgot to mention, the jerk(or byotch maybe)has no fucking clue about fashion.I mean I know that that's not what the dos are about(cause thy're about funnines and cackles), but come the fuck on! This is bullshit! Go suck a fuck. Subject: WTF Date: Nov 26 2005 03:27:41 AM Author: Tenoch Who tha fuck wrote these?Now,I'm no literary detective but it's pretty fucking obvious that whichever amateur douchebag wrote these dos is not the usual guy(I think that's one of the founders possibly).I mean, besides the fact that it's written in this kind of imitative,uh, pattern I guess, the main clue is that none of tham are any fucking funny.At all. None!!! Subject: catshit Date: Nov 26 2005 03:04:49 AM Author: WTF? c'mon. that wasn't even stupid-funny. I had to read it twice to make sure I was getting the story straight, and that you were in fact completely blowing my vice-love all over the shitter with that piece of slapstick trash. gay gay gay. Subject: white girls in red shoes Date: Nov 25 2005 09:03:16 PM Author: Gwen Please don't use pictures of the editors' friends anymore. Subject: Homeless Dudes Date: Nov 25 2005 04:25:16 PM Author: Argh! They need to market that dish device to the schmucks on haight street. Subject: cat "do" Date: Nov 25 2005 03:52:46 PM Author: DjA funny but stop encouraging english males to make "glitch"- PLEASE Subject: oh no you didn't Date: Nov 25 2005 02:30:40 PM Author: dj kittie pants that girl's gunt blew the do's load wayyyyy to early. Subject: cat "do" Date: Nov 25 2005 02:18:31 PM Author: www.flesheatingrecords.com that was so fucking gay Subject: Unpossible Date: Nov 25 2005 01:28:57 PM Author: Jetpack How can Jay-Z be a "do" in any sense of the word? Unless you mean, "Do overexpose this guy." Subject: shoe-face-man Date: Nov 25 2005 05:13:16 AM Author: demistifyer thats no shoe polish - thats rage. 100% Subject: Nine-foot black men Date: Nov 24 2005 12:33:10 PM Author: Jameso Really tall black guys seem to be all the rage in Dos and Don'ts these days... |
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