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Subject: ha ha blahsay Date: Feb 06 2006 12:23:40 PM Author: herald lifestyle clique member #1 ...awesome! blahsay loosers! Subject: edits Date: Jan 15 2006 11:01:16 PM Author: Brad I put up polite but rather effective critiques of an argument about slavery--i.e., harder to brush off than the extreme leftist rhetoric that was losing the argument for itself. It got deleted too. The rhetoric stayed, though. Awesome! Subject: he Date: Dec 01 2005 06:08:56 PM Author: ryr hear hear, you dont have to be goodloking either just be a tall white guy Subject: "middle class guy" Date: Dec 01 2005 06:06:04 PM Author: pink shirt guy that "nice middle class" comment is retarded. What the caption should read is: "If your goodlooking white guy you can wear offecsive blue spandex to a club and still have pretty girls come dance with you" Subject: Vice edits comments it does not like Date: Nov 21 2005 10:23:33 AM Author: Silenced I love how my "Vice = A clever version of Fox news" comment magically disappeared. Bastards. Subject: Do's and Don'ts Dolls (WTF?!!) Date: Nov 20 2005 11:02:42 PM Author: The Thin White Chote I just got an email advertising "Do's and Don'ts Dolls"!!! Which retard came up with that idea? The whole concept is one great big fucking DON'T. Subject: . Date: Nov 19 2005 08:45:42 PM Author: Dr. Fate .... holy moly, the "Fuck Off Attitude" magic was pretty freakin amazin'! Sometimes vice can get a little dumb, although sometimes it's pure freakin Genius! Keep up the Good Work! Subject: hahah Date: Nov 19 2005 07:54:27 PM Author: whee I don't know what's so perfect about the "youth culture" one - but it is perfect. Subject: man you could bitch about anything Date: Nov 19 2005 01:46:38 AM Author: johnny i swear, half of the readers of this mag read it just to bitch and insult the writers. i for one laugh- i mean what makes them funny is honesty so blunt it fucking hurts. like "poor kids suck" yeah, they do. but im an asshole for saying it. so they blurt it out- and i feel a hell of a lot better because now i know im not crazy and everyone else was just afraid to say it. maybe they are too old for youth culture. apparently we got far too uptight for vice. if youre offended - go do something else than bitch about a free magazine. its not like you lost money Subject: do's are back Date: Nov 18 2005 11:12:36 PM Author: jr Mr Bojangles-Nightmare-Before-Christmas-Guy with the black and white stripey trousers looks cool. Grandpa-Sitting-Down-Walking is hilarious and the caption is funny. I guess every month there's somebody different writing up the do's?? Some good ones this month... only 1 or 2 seemed gratuitous... the rest were good. Subject: wow Date: Nov 16 2005 11:50:28 PM Author: dbomb has gavin stopped writing these entirely? they just aren't funny anymore. marriage has done strange things to people... this has to be one of them. Subject: god Date: Nov 16 2005 10:58:29 AM Author: herman Do you ever wonder if there is someone looking down on us from up there? Subject: the race thing Date: Nov 16 2005 04:21:32 AM Author: angry white guy all this hipster shit is kind of clever but whats up with this attitude i get from your mag about "take america back for the white people".. are you serious? among your readership on a different thread someone even went as far as saying rosa parks didnt do anything worthwhile and just opened up public transportation to men of color intent on "raping white women".. WTF, are you guys mornons? and that other guy on this thread was right: your use of the n word in do's was at best pathetic, and at worst, if said in the wrong place would end you up in the hospital if you were lucky. i guess to balance things out you spend equal time ripping on white people without much education. im sure you see where im going with this one.. why adopt attitudes that come from ignorance? you all might try to quit being so dumbass. don't even bother flaming me on capitalization, spelling, grammar or whatever; thats just fucking lame. Subject: SWEAR WORDS Date: Nov 14 2005 03:08:46 PM Author: DRED n-bomb?? get a clue.. who uses crack anymore except punksters tired of whipits and ecstasy.... and u could drop the n-bomb in prince georges county maryland and get ur ass kicked....and what is it we should show appreciation for?? that the u.s. is the LEAST racist country?? ha!! are u serious??.. leave the city and go to some hick red state like kansas. i bet they'd discriminate against your white nalgas too Subject: stripes Date: Nov 13 2005 09:30:54 PM Author: mike attard yeah stripes. I think I shagged a girl that looked like that about 100 years ago Subject: some shit that doesn't matter to anyone Date: Nov 13 2005 02:33:04 AM Author: some dude on the internet i like how the vice meta bad writing thing got adopted by actual bad writers and the result is this weird dada type shit. Subject: Holy fuck Date: Nov 13 2005 01:10:25 AM Author: Meerkat I can't stop laughing from the dude with the invisible chair. Not even so much from the picture, but the caption kicked ass, keep up the good work Subject: redneck idiots Date: Nov 12 2005 07:22:41 PM Author: Tdot-girl For all the dickheads that wrote about the grammatical errors and even COUNTED how many there were in this article, FUCK OFF. You need to get laid more. Get the stick out of your ass and relax a bit. If the commentary in Vice (racial or otherwise) bothers you so much, STOP reading it. It clearly is not the magazine for you. VICE is for grown up people, who do not take life seriously, can laugh at themselves and the foibles of others and enjoy a funny picture or two (if you need help just look up the definition of a CANADIAN person). Subject: HA HA HA Date: Nov 12 2005 02:53:29 PM Author: G. Kneeus I won't even touch the punctuation problem. Subject: HA HA HA Date: Nov 12 2005 02:40:58 PM Author: G. Kneeus Most of VICE's audience, ha ha ha, are illiterate!! Call them type-os ALL YOU WANT!!! Ha ha ...illiterate fools...go back to school! Subject: Caucasians - a racial abomination Date: Nov 12 2005 07:42:26 AM Author: Asian Eminence Clearly, you Americans spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your ten year old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. All you Columbine wannabes should go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. I love it when idiots like you say "I'm not Racist.... but...” then go on to shit out every racist conviction they hold dear. Frankly, you are just parroting every mis-informed, dribbling, red-neck statements ever made. Your posts are the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” considering you are "...one of those people who would be enormously improved by death...”. Frankly you don't know what you're talking about so just fuck off and die. Subject: vice is over Date: Nov 11 2005 11:27:42 PM Author: smokes i give you kids another year. your blahsay, clique shit will soon dry up to reveal that you have no creativity, just boring commentary. Subject: your dad Date: Nov 10 2005 05:42:07 PM Author: THE PEOPLE OF SWEDEN hey, dad. you from the knights who say Ni***? Subject: your Mum Date: Nov 09 2005 05:09:15 AM Author: Your Dad Who cares about the word Ni*** and the social context in which it's used. Most people have very little need to use it in the first place, unless you're in a really brilliant gang that finds it necessary to punctuate already incoherent sentances with a really brilliant and culturally relivant word?(mmmm). Apparently it is near impossible to by a packet of Luckies off a Korean without calling said korean a ni***, the actual product a ni*** and the currancy your buying such luxury item with yes well done you guest it a 'ni***'. The only other people who indulge themselves in such racial profanities are you're casually racisit mum and dad,who's prejudice knows no boundries and while attending there Christianity sponsered drug and alchohol self help group, often find time out to comment on the progressive nature of black music and it's unhealthy influence on white youth culture, how Marcus Garvy was the best Grand Dragon the Klu Klux Clan ever had and how you find Eddie Murphy funny but why do black people swear so much.All this bullshit while Simultaneously addmitting to sucking off two black crack dealers in an abandond pool while Dave and Ronnie from across the street are smoking angel dust in there gazebo with there son Randy who has just got back from college and is insisting thaat they listen to the new 50 cent album, Bitch. Subject: Photo #1 Date: Nov 07 2005 12:35:17 AM Author: I-Lika D-rappa She still makes me . Lika D-rappa Subject: Question Date: Nov 06 2005 10:18:01 PM Author: wax what sort of camera do you use? Subject: baby mice food Date: Nov 06 2005 03:51:45 PM Author: baby mice baby mice eat little bits of food. Subject: seriously Date: Nov 06 2005 06:21:44 AM Author: johm trying too hard or hard like my nuts Subject: hot dogs in jello Date: Nov 04 2005 03:54:09 PM Author: Beorge W. Gush that last girl on the right is Liv Tyler, no? i sleep now... Subject: that babe in striped dress Date: Nov 02 2005 07:14:02 PM Author: last picture uhh! if i saw, that on the street... my dick would shoot like a rocket in flames straight at her living me body a there like a burnt coal Subject: bruised chicks Date: Nov 02 2005 11:58:01 AM Author: ike girls with bruises don't always like rough sex some just like drinking alot and fall down because they are boozy sluts Subject: bangs Date: Nov 01 2005 09:47:02 PM Author: tatertwat Must go get some bangs and chucks so men will want to fuck me. Jesus Christ I don't eat and I exfoliate daily-- isn't that enough. Subject: vice is for preteens and adult children Date: Nov 01 2005 09:40:12 AM Author: x wait, theres not enough purple in these photos, you need to doctor them some more and add obviously fake purple accessories. Subject: chief masterbater of the poo town po po Date: Oct 31 2005 11:27:27 PM Author: Amazo Comedy is not dead ... Vice is just representive of well off conservative 30-something individuals trying to dress in hip clothes ... being cooler and more edge so they can move product. And you can't say shit because they are bullies. ... and I for one like Tom Green. Subject: Poor People Date: Oct 31 2005 11:58:18 AM Author: An observer Subtext: See? It is their own fault that they are poor! Ha ha. Poor people are stupid, get it? It has nothing to do with other factors, just look at them! This site sometimes reminds me of a clever version of Fox News. Subject: Poor People...... Date: Oct 31 2005 10:06:13 AM Author: Jones Middle class well educated kids just ripp off all the style of poor kids.....we know this from the punk fashion,hiphop,and any bit of fuckin flavor in this world is evented by people who make nothing out of something....fuck NYU.....Community College Bitches!!!! Subject: umm Date: Oct 30 2005 11:38:53 PM Author: visual its about fucken time i c a cute ass black girl with some what style out there and nice tits. i mean no bull there are not cute black girls left where have they all gone? i'ma say they all got hoodrich and became trash. yeah sounds about right. and this is coming form another black girl herself. Subject: willy wonka Date: Oct 30 2005 04:58:49 AM Author: utilikilt only in sf would you have such a goofy art fag willy wonka loser be a do. if he was from canada you all would ban him to dontsville instantly. Subject: Lame, Vice heros Date: Oct 30 2005 03:52:52 AM Author: The Box This fucking new racism thing is so boring now. This shit about how it's ignorant to ignore race, and all that other anti-politically correct shit. We all get the point black people are black and asians are asians get over it for fuck sake . Subject: ap news Date: Oct 30 2005 02:28:37 AM Author: hebegb who are you dude? the fucking comedy police? thats the most hypocratic shit out. And learn to spell, dick. Subject: Comedy is Dead..!! Date: Oct 29 2005 12:11:28 PM Author: AP News It's official, Comedy is dead. At approximately 12 am EST, City coroners officially pronounced comedy dead. Comedy had been suffering for quite some time, ever since Mike Myers left the cast of Saturday Night Live. Comedy, which began coughing up blood with the appearance of people like Tom Green and Carrot Top, was finally pushed over the brink with the release of this months Vice. A collection of medioka photographs with lame captions, the owners of this "rag" surly know how to milk all of the talent out of their employees and discard the rotten husks after they are drained of the energy from them. Then hire High School grads fresh from Ohio, who want to become "Fashion Photographers" in the "Big City". (sad) When asked about the management of Vice, "They were fast learners", said Satin, from his underground lair. when asked for his comment, Tom Green would only say, "The Poo is on my bum". When we tried to reach Carrot Top we found that he has no phone.... Subject: magic chair Date: Oct 28 2005 02:11:32 PM Author: bangle juice when i found out what the magic chair photo was about halfway through reading, i really thought i was gonna die from the slow-burn laughter. but i didn't die, and that's why i love Vice. Subject: Fashion hurts Date: Oct 28 2005 11:15:20 AM Author: JC Who is moderating this shit? And is everyone here a crack head? Subject: scum Date: Oct 28 2005 01:40:51 AM Author: me "It’s cool to like poor people when they get older but right now, in their 20s it’s kind of hard to deny they are fucking losers. The way they dress at clubs with their fake tans and gelled hair and stupid expensive drinks they can’t afford." Classic. This is why I read Vice. Subject: babe-a-licious Date: Oct 27 2005 12:10:03 PM Author: pm last picture...stripey girl on the right...WOW!!!!! HURT ME MOMMA! Subject: DO Date: Oct 26 2005 07:59:17 PM Author: joeyj these are brilliant - the eighties breakdance Magic Johnson guy is fantastic. He's a cross between rainbow fairy floss and the NBA. The girls are all gorgeous; would love to see the face of the girl holding the drink in the blue lycra photo. Subject: pannus! Date: Oct 26 2005 04:53:38 PM Author: briza magic man doesn't have a hernia he has a pannus... although I disagree with the wikipedia definition that says he has that hanging flap o skin below his abdomen because he recently lost a bunch of weight. only obese people have them and they're not getting any smaller. my cousin and I used to have a contest who could spot the largest one at disneyland. jesus... I saw some shit. Subject: Vice's fashion advice Date: Oct 26 2005 02:31:46 PM Author: some guy I've had enough about how simple it is for women to dress sexy. I know that tons of girls dress like shit and spend all day talking about it, but if all girls dressed in ass flattering pants, cowboy boots, tit amplifying tops and with a designer bag. They would look like a bunch of Cote Saint-Luc JAPs. Girls are much better off going for the look of the bruised girls, the girl in drag, or even the girls in the first photo. Subject: teach me Date: Oct 26 2005 08:45:47 AM Author: magic apprentece how fucking cool is magic man with a hernia. a big fucking fat hernia. fuck. what a hernia. its so big. at least he can say that every hot chick that passes looks at him, they would you kno, because how could you not look at that thing, its so big. you cant miss it. fuck its huge. Subject: but i'll keep reading anyways!! Date: Oct 26 2005 07:59:59 AM Author: mike hunt hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! you suuuuuuuuckk!! Subject: Cowboy Boot Date: Oct 26 2005 07:43:33 AM Author: Monstevr Pretty much all the girls who graduated my high school four years after I did have that look MASTERED. Subject: why ugly Date: Oct 26 2005 06:39:51 AM Author: cracker, in part It's not that all crackers are ugly. It's more than our MEN are uglier than YOURS. And yes, some of our women, too, but what the fuck are we supposed to do then? You want us to fuck Asians or something? ...Wait. I think I'm on to something. Subject: cowboy boot girl Date: Oct 25 2005 05:30:15 PM Author: el Cracker cowboy boot girl is gorgeous....all chicks should strive for this look Subject: why are crackers ugly..i'm confused Date: Oct 25 2005 02:43:43 PM Author: at ohhhh cyber-nerds!!I am so hurt by your racist remarks. Maybe one of these days white people will love me for who i am;) fuck you all fucking mass murderers welfare-living, self-hating war-mongers, scared-to-shit confused crackers.... why are crackers so ugly? :) Subject: Niggers vs. Crackers Date: Oct 25 2005 01:59:39 PM Author: Joe Nobody Fuck all That! you 'all a bunch of limp dicked, loosers, and stanky 'holed cunts. Life is so short, and limited... to waste even the time it took me to insult 'yall, you could have told your mother "Thank you for giving me life"..... bitch. Subject: Lame.... Date: Oct 25 2005 01:43:13 PM Author: Brian What 19 year old looser wrote this shit?! Last month, "Gold" this month, back to Lead. anger=Comedy, Get Tuff you Fuckin Fags! or I'll Stomp that fuckin, "I was the Head writer from my High School Paper", smirk off your Fuckin Face!! Bitches..... Subject: 2nd pic on top Date: Oct 25 2005 01:51:00 PM Author: poop i think the one on the right is a guy...but then again, i'm not sure either. Subject: swear words Date: Oct 25 2005 11:20:22 AM Author: N-bomb Ooooh, I'm scared of the N word. It seems like most of American culture is built upon making that word the scariest word in the world. I even saw a movie on it on Trio where they discussed the history of the word (it comes from Latin like every other word. Boring). Nih-ggg-ar is a swear word. Yes, you would get in trouble if you went to a crack dealing shithole like Harlem and said it to a stranger. You'd also get in shit if you said "What's up you cunt" to a bulldyke or "Hey f@ggot" to a bear or "Hey Guido" to a Jersey Shore Italian plumber. Sorry Afro Americans. You don't have a monopoly on suffering. You live in the least racist country on earth. Time to get over "the n bomb" and show some gratitude. Subject: The "N" word Date: Oct 25 2005 09:08:57 AM Author: The Soulsurvivor Gents concerning the caption on photo #2. Despite the fact that every rapper and his dog overuses the "N" word in their videos. There still exist a group of roughnecks who'll crack your skull open like a pinata if YOU use it. To most African-Americans you're coming across as a "I-watch-yo-MTV-raps-and-knew-a-black-kid-at-summer-cam p-suburban-mallrat-wannabe-poser" when you use the term in question. I'm not one of the afformentioned roughnecks, but I assure you that there are plenty who would attempt to scatter your teeth on the sidewalk like chicklets for sport were you to walk up to them and say "What up my nigg@?!" Need I remind you guys that's still considered one of the most inflamatory words in English language? If ya don't believe me let the guys from your New York office go up to 125th and try the handy phrase I just gave you. You guys are a good magazine, you don't have to resort to racial slurs to be funny. The Survivor Houston, Tx Subject: guy on the steps Date: Oct 25 2005 04:14:24 AM Author: emily i wish i was sitting there with that guy right now, not even talking or looking at each other...just thinkin about shit. Subject: agreed. Date: Oct 24 2005 10:26:40 PM Author: Does it Matter what my name is? I still think your funny but you should come back to montreal anyway. Bring Vice home. Subject: caca Date: Oct 24 2005 09:47:58 PM Author: Jean-Takeshi Matias The blue spandex is killing it down here, everybody's been doing for years. You used to be funnier and a tad less pretentious. Come on Vice baby, fire everybody and come home to Montreal. You've changed and I miss the old you. call me. Subject: thanks Date: Oct 24 2005 07:43:48 PM Author: Will Thanks William -- that makes sense to me now. If you want to apply for a job at Vice, I'll totally write you a reference letter. Just hit me up. Subject: are you dense? Date: Oct 24 2005 07:08:04 PM Author: William The second to last caption says: It's cool to SAY you like the working class but the ones that are our age are lame (Guidos, Barbie doll sluts, wiggers, etc). Truth is, we'd all rather hang out with middle class kids. Subject: what Date: Oct 24 2005 06:17:39 PM Author: Will Who fucked up the second to last caption. Shit makes no sense. Subject: bruises Date: Oct 24 2005 04:42:25 PM Author: luckeegurl bruises are sweet, bruises are cool bruises hurt, when they are all over you Subject: delicious Date: Oct 24 2005 04:26:05 PM Author: goat meat i have a boner |
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