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Subject: flip-flops Date: Mar 28 2007 01:53:51 AM Author: nikka i know i'm a year late for this shit but you, sir, are a phagget for dissing flip-flops. "oh my god i can see part of his manly skin. oh get it away before i get an erection." you = phagget. Subject: Italian racial slurs Date: Apr 06 2006 07:22:53 PM Author: asdf all of the people who've been posting anti-italian stuff: 1. the best looking people in the world, i.e. models, are italian 2. the world record iq OF ALL TIME is held by an italian, leonardo da vinci i could add to the list bt i don't feel like it, but, seriously, we are the best ethnicity, deal with it. Subject: Fake tan Date: Feb 13 2006 10:59:52 AM Author: pink bitch why is it that white bitches have to over load the fake tan to end up with a slutty orange glow? face it. they r all pasty white things. deal with it! Subject: i know this is way late.. Date: Feb 08 2006 01:35:34 PM Author: a jew "jews... sweat italian culture" uhh...jews own everything.. we don't sweat you because you owe us money... Subject: thank you Date: Jan 28 2006 04:55:24 AM Author: fatal lozenge thank you for finally telling the world how disgusting and unnecessary it is for men to wear sandals. keep passing on the good word. Subject: sandals on men Date: Dec 09 2005 11:57:51 PM Author: feet-non-fetish thank you for finally agreeing with me that feet actually are as gross as small dicks...i can sleep now .... Subject: manfeet Date: Dec 03 2005 12:26:35 PM Author: its alright whats with the dos and donts writer? ALWAYS bashing men in sandals. this dude who refuses to drop the whole "guys cant wear sandals cause iiiii have ugly feet" chill. Subject: Gettin ass freaked Date: Dec 03 2005 12:12:57 PM Author: Reks Bannor all gay jokes aside about that kids whos gettin that chicks muff in his ass. but u guys totally left out the fact that he is a throw back for Malibus moist wanted, i mean look at him half his shirt off and a fuckin g unit head band i hope that gurls big black boy friend came over and smackeed the shit outta that kid. Subject: Does this count against my 15 minutes? Date: Dec 02 2005 03:23:23 PM Author: RD As owner of the sandaled foot in the foreground of the second Don't, I have two comments: 1. This is not what I had in mind when I hired a publicist. 2. Did you even listen to what that poor man had to say about giant turtles? Subject: d&ds Date: Dec 01 2005 04:59:24 AM Author: april love your work Subject: what does tan taste like? Date: Nov 30 2005 11:40:21 PM Author: toasty i'd totally pound the tanner twins fo sho. add some moisturiser to those cheeks Subject: Italian trash Date: Nov 29 2005 03:41:49 PM Author: Nicole They are not Italian, they just want to be. Thats why they are tanning. Subject: nice catch Date: Nov 28 2005 01:06:11 AM Author: who cares It was smart to put the Team America reference in just to show that whoever made fun of the fake towel-head guy months ago read the posts and saw the movie. It's as good as apologizing, only it isn't, and it only gets caught by losers like me. Subject: daaaaamn. Date: Nov 27 2005 02:37:16 AM Author: asdf? damn shorty... she may be old, but shes got legs and she knows how to use em Subject: bubble bubble Date: Nov 25 2005 11:49:43 AM Author: Piss up a rope, fuckstick Check out Mr Malaysia paedo-tripper, what the fuck has he put on his face? It's like he's just grabbed a jar of loyd grossman's instant tandoori mix before bed time and just poured it right on there. This photo was taken in the morning after it's had time to marinade. He's just checked out the colour in the mirror, that's why he's got that stupid fucking 'Ta-da' look goin on. Christ. Subject: milk Date: Nov 23 2005 01:29:34 PM Author: Steve Dave Milk, I hate to break it to you, but those are fictional characters. I'd get in about as much shit for mouthing off the Trix Bunny. Subject: dont date italians Date: Nov 21 2005 03:29:38 AM Author: milk and im sorry amy, but maybe your friend was fat, and should have been dating someone a little more frumpy or uncultured. italians give the world its most beautiful clothes and designs, so in return, italians expect a certain level of beauty. and even the fat italian girls maintain themselves with tans and manicures and designer clothes and sleek cars. Subject: steve dave Date: Nov 21 2005 03:21:28 AM Author: milk honestly though, the hedonistic history and christian family oriented society are both true to italy...just not in one manner. also, the short bald greasy or hairy or overgroomed stereotypes are not true if you have actually been to italy (rome not included because romans are not as attractive.) if you cant get to italy, the most representative of italian men would be italian soccer teams. google them and you will know what i mean. and i think a reason italians provoke so much hostility is because they dont tolerate racial jokes or slurs in person as much as other nationalities do. to put it in your stereotyping mindset, if you came face to face with tony soprano or micheal corleone, would you open your little mouths with the same conviction? Subject: Don't date italians Date: Nov 20 2005 07:32:30 PM Author: Amy My best friend dated an italian man recently – that was until after 4 weeks he told her that he was expecting her to move to Venice with him as soon as she finished uni to have his baies. Then in front of all her friends, told her she should lose some weight (she is size 12) and that he only says it because he wants her to be the best she can be. She was so furious she simply replied 'You know something? You have a very small penis. I held my tounge but after that comment i see no point. If I really wanted to be the best you think I can be, I would lose weight, but you will always have a very small penis. I think you should leave now.' Subject: pretty good punch line Date: Nov 20 2005 03:06:00 PM Author: jon Does he want to take her home and stuff her cunt in his ass? Hee hee Subject: the Elephant and Hyena Date: Nov 19 2005 08:07:33 PM Author: Titts!! How does fat pussy taste like? really Subject: new rims Date: Nov 19 2005 06:25:24 PM Author: Steve Dave Thank you, "new rims" for refuting my accusations of Italisns being retarded daterapist douchebags, so effectively. Subject: x Date: Nov 18 2005 12:30:56 AM Author: x tee hee. gay people white people black people fat people drug addicts. It's all very witty. bravo. Subject: New Rims Date: Nov 17 2005 06:30:53 PM Author: Donny Wopswitch Fuck dubs, im rollin on the new 28 inch nipple coated diamondrim, spinner flip high jacks. I got the loot from My italian familly links, and they got it from smashing some fucks legs with a batt who bet on the wrong Rooster. Subject: "italy envy" Date: Nov 17 2005 12:11:34 PM Author: Steve Dave "to be italian is to be from a flourishing land of renassaince culture and hedonistic history where family and christianity come before all else," FUCK YEAH! CHRISTAIN ORIENTED FAMILY HEDONISM! Subject: italians Date: Nov 17 2005 12:11:20 PM Author: Steve Dave "Italians over here just carry a sense of glamour and excess into their grooming and style" Yeah, an excess of being a fucking douchebag. I hate to break it to you, but Italians fall into two basic categories: Short, overweight, sweaty and hairy, or short, over groomed, and a daterapist. Take your pick. Subject: old bitch Date: Nov 16 2005 11:10:31 PM Author: shane kielly I would like to do that old bitch in the ass, i bet she would love it Subject: don'ts Date: Nov 16 2005 08:26:50 PM Author: so bad As an american that recently moved to your country and now resides in melbourne i would like to saw that australian fashion is basically one big don't. people here wear the worst clothes on a regular basis and think they look good. come on now no more cowboy boots and lets let the 80s go Subject: i would Date: Nov 16 2005 12:56:43 PM Author: come on, you telling me u wouldnt get those heels up over your shoulders and hit that shit? Worry about the grey hair and the wrinkles in the morning yo Subject: sike Date: Nov 14 2005 05:08:24 PM Author: whatev i hate whites. Subject: me Date: Nov 11 2005 06:32:45 AM Author: daniel i hate my nose, i want a nose job. Subject: what the? Date: Nov 10 2005 09:00:09 PM Author: fuck post a fucking picture of you self you prick i bet you're fat as fuck Subject: ramones Date: Nov 10 2005 08:53:02 PM Author: bigtitsmcgee they sell those ramones shirts everywhere, for fucks sakes go watch your ashlee simpson dvd Subject: the ramones Date: Nov 10 2005 08:16:30 PM Author: andrew SHES FUCKING PUNK AS FUCK Subject: italy-defender Date: Nov 10 2005 09:28:14 AM Author: truth uh that was aimed at the patriotic idiot a few rows down offcourse, not kate.... Subject: italy-defender Date: Nov 10 2005 07:33:21 AM Author: truth Fuck you man. What did you ever do to contribute to italys history. Bet you look like lorenzo lamas and jerk of in the mirror. And besides, your fuckin president is more fucked up than bush! fuck you!!! Subject: ******************* Date: Nov 08 2005 10:05:54 PM Author: kate all these pissed off people down there make me laugh... CHILL THE FUCK OUT - we are laughing at YOU now too! & oh yeah, I'm Italian... I just know I don't look stupid so nothing pisses me off. its not racist if you hate everyone equally. (thank you) Subject: correction Date: Nov 08 2005 09:35:07 PM Author: Gwen Hispanics don't wish they were Italians. They have enough problems already. Subject: dont trip Date: Nov 08 2005 02:39:44 PM Author: what the? I would've sucked that fat chicks nipples too. All dark and leathery.... mmmmmmmm Put it in the do's- you fags Subject: bend over a bit more boy Date: Nov 07 2005 10:52:45 PM Author: freaking faggot Oh i'll 'freak' that boy when she's finished. of course it's my cock that i'll be shoving up his ass. Subject: photoshop Date: Nov 05 2005 11:36:13 PM Author: washerwilly Look at all the pink. Also malaysia shirt guy.. c'mon! Subject: im jus sayin Date: Nov 05 2005 07:22:47 PM Author: here i cant believe nobody said anything about that overly tan sorority chick wearing a fucking ramones shirt- come on! Subject: ear gear Date: Nov 05 2005 07:12:02 PM Author: funy dos and donts are back the babylon 5 was the best Subject: flipflops Date: Nov 05 2005 09:01:42 AM Author: Logga I don't give a flying fuck if my feet are naked in flipflops, it's just the fucking most comfortable thing to wear on a hot summer day! But shure, you're not supposed to show them around in this gay-manner the fags on the picture do... Subject: that smell that comes from sneezing Date: Nov 04 2005 04:01:55 PM Author: Beorge W. Gush hey, you guys were all about trucker hats about 10 seconds ago. aren't italians the most pretentious greasy clogs ever? i love the cunt-ry but those romans have to leave. maybe the bird flu will thin out their ranks some. Subject: photoooshop Date: Nov 03 2005 11:40:16 PM Author: give me a breakkkk ha...i think so. Subject: shitheads Date: Nov 03 2005 09:10:26 PM Author: shithead i think the fake tan chicks were photo shopped Subject: daymmm Date: Nov 02 2005 05:44:45 PM Author: x_x I'm a girl and I want to have your children. Subject: Wops and Turkey Necks Date: Nov 02 2005 11:55:21 AM Author: frankfooter The Italian blonde is cute in a special way and if you were remotely horny and/or drunk you would have sex with her (fellas back me up on this). " OK to hide your turkey neck in three hundred dollar scarves” fucking brilliant!!!!! I love you whoever writes these little nuggets. If there were a heaven you would definitely go there. Subject: daymmmn Date: Nov 02 2005 11:11:18 AM Author: new guy Too much irony Subject: x_x Date: Nov 02 2005 10:10:57 AM Author: daymmmn i love how x_x writes copying vice format, like you know after hes done with a comment like that he indulges in a quick fantasy of vice editors howling with laughter, bringing coffee to each other and yelling into the other room 'hey rick you gotta read this!' and then them all being like 'we gotta get this guy!' and them somehow tracking you down and begging you to be a part of the vice staff, you master of wit, you. GET A FUCKING LIFE! Subject: in response to in defence of italians Date: Nov 02 2005 08:19:56 AM Author: x_x Are you fucking serious? "rediscovering what its like to be alive", "a sense of glamour and excess into their grooming and style." Fuck, Do you like long walks on the beach too? You sound like one of those old dirty assholes who goes to vietnam to pick up a 15year old prostitute so you can bring her home and call her your "lover" to all of your fucking friends. I bet you are wearing a periwinkle turtle-neck right now. Subject: Getting fucked in the ass Date: Nov 02 2005 02:57:38 AM Author: Name: Why can't most guys handle something as faggy as being fucked in the ass? Probably cause most guys didn't go to a catholic school, diddley. Subject: italians Date: Nov 02 2005 02:44:40 AM Author: in defense of italians 'italy' is right. ever been to italy? its like rediscovering what it means to be alive. every sense is stimulated and there is so much beauty and beautiful people it is almost overwhelming. and !MARON! are italians amazing in bed! the second and third generation italians over here just carry a sense of glamour and excess into their grooming and style. the girls here are like a versace gown--attention grabbing, maybe a little shocking, but sexy and distinct. Subject: oops Date: Nov 01 2005 11:29:23 PM Author: diddley i mean strap on (not stap on) Subject: the dancers Date: Nov 01 2005 11:17:46 PM Author: diddley could you imagine that the two dancers are imitating a sex act that could be replicated at home? ever heard of a stap on? it wouldn't be such a bad idea for more guys to let their girlfriends fuck them in the ass, seeing as that is where the male g-spot is located...that is if more males could handle doing something so "faggy". Subject: Re: Italian envy Date: Nov 01 2005 05:38:58 PM Author: Confused These posts are a joke right? Cause whoever wrote them make a believable 2nd/3rd generation Italian-American meathead - the kind of dick that owns an Italian National Team soccer jersey and still has his mother do his laundry for him until he gets a wife. Subject: italy envy Date: Nov 01 2005 03:23:33 PM Author: italy fucking disgraces. you're lower than stool pigeons! to be italian is to be from a flourishing land of renassaince culture and hedonistic history where family and christianity come before all else, including the law. italians are more anarchist and puck rock than tools paying too much rent in a brooklyn room while trying to be hip. you are aging, your life is in vain, you have no passion or love or art or beauty or sex in your life. hate on people who are ugly and need nose jobs and come from a torn, barren land, and have a heritage so blank that they dont even have their own type of food beyond sandwiches without meat with cheese or crackers Subject: italian envy Date: Nov 01 2005 03:22:59 PM Author: italy there are two kinds of people in this world: italians and those who wish they were. italians are the most beautiful and passionate and creative people with the most beautiful homeland, best art, best food, best religion, beautiful music...they are just so culturally rich...just because italian americans love to tan and fake tan doesnt mean they dont work hard or arent hot. i hope your pale scrawny hairy asses aknowledge that black people, albanians, jews, and hispanics all sweat italian culture and copy their style and pop culture signature. by the way, i would love to see you hate on sicilians to a real sicilian american man over here. you would never dare, because sicilians dont sit in front of a computer trashing people all day. they handle their buisness like men and would make you learn the meaning of respect. Subject: kiss me Date: Nov 01 2005 10:50:16 AM Author: jean machine fuck you. Subject: What happened? Date: Oct 31 2005 07:02:49 PM Author: mike The don'ts are usually funny. This was just crass, dull and wrong. The old lady was totally working it. And I'm sorry but it's a stretch to compare nude beach weirdos with some dude in sandals. Is someone new writing the don'ts? if so, fire em. And DON'T hire another dumbass. Subject: no more comedy Date: Oct 31 2005 05:14:37 PM Author: Amy doesn't it just make you cringe when people get outraged by things that are obviously a joke and when people state the absolutely most fucking obvious thing? You know what I mean, like 'the irony is that we will be grandma when grandma is gone' and those people who got all pissy about the cat mutilator in Germany and the DG shirt on the old leather man. Man, how can you read Vice, and then get angry at it? You are a moron and the joke will be eternally lost on you. I would rather read vile cunt, cum, fuck, poo posts than whingy, boring 'I have a thought and it's important' blah blah blah... If you can't laugh at this then buy a shitty tabloid and get on their fucking forum and leave posts about tara reids tits and how outragous Karl Largerfeld is for not wanting fat chicks wearing his clothes. People who laugh at this post get it, people who get even more pissy have no sense of humour and take themselves way too seriously. Take care. Subject: shirt Date: Oct 31 2005 08:35:00 AM Author: Miceland That Malaysia shirt is by D&G. You got it wrong. Proofs that you don't know shit. Subject: Chick Freakin Date: Oct 30 2005 03:46:13 PM Author: Bart Bart Oh to have a chick stuff her cunt up my ass Subject: tanned girls Date: Oct 30 2005 02:06:26 PM Author: shawn-elise did these bitches take turns smaking eachother in the face with hot, buttery frying pans? i hope so, if they didn't they should. it would leave a crispier finish. i would like that. i haven't slept, does this count? Subject: ALSO.. Date: Oct 29 2005 12:55:01 PM Author: ALSO.. Learn how to take a photo or learn how to use PhotoShop, these "reTouches" are really bad... How could mgt. let these slide?¿? are you guys lazy , overworked or just incompetent? Subject: Smells Like it..... Date: Oct 29 2005 12:53:51 PM Author: Tastes Like it... WHO , beside the other "guys" in his Dungens and Dragons club thinks this shit is funny? I've read funnier Horoscopes! and the photography is Poor at best! God! When I see shit this bad I want to rip out my own guts and decorate the tree in front of my building with them! I want to take a steel pipe and beat a tourist like a pinyatta untill prises fall out of them!! Oh! Look, a Spleen! YA! >:-O Subject: repeat....????? poor! Date: Oct 28 2005 01:53:32 PM Author: Matt Gaymon oh mein gott. ihr kotzbrocken. nun liefert ihr alte donts mit ab, um das deutsche vice vom inhalt her anzureichern? reichert euer duschgel mit napalm an.... schwuppen Subject: no remotely funny Date: Oct 28 2005 12:05:34 PM Author: knows what\'s funny get back the other guy who writes the do's and don'ts. this guy shouldn't be getting paid. Subject: The 'Babylon 5', Cunty Come-Lately dude Date: Oct 28 2005 04:31:05 AM Author: Brewsta of Punky Face Bouncin in Poo Yay Vice, the black dude really does think he's in Babylon 5. And as for the granny, well her turkey neck at least looks a little better than Hugh Hefner's - she looks like she'd shit a cowhide turd in his face at the mansion in the grotto, with the midgets and cunts with screw-down hairdos, like some fucking emancipated cat from Japan - or like Tristian Tzara in need of a catscan due to his fucking hobby-horse DADA shithead movement, and spewing in some wanksta's shoe, he's all like: "Yeah, fuck that surrealist shit, I wanna roll on doves"... Subject: Its the Shit!! Date: Oct 28 2005 02:50:09 AM Author: Agent:Savage Do the doo.. love the dookie!! Do your duty doggie bag Doo Doo Doo Doo Brown Doodie Doogler Dookie of a man and keep on Trukin.. really dig your style. profound yet simple, very mood oriented. awsome stuff. Subject: yes yes yes Date: Oct 28 2005 01:03:12 AM Author: yes the dook saved the day for sure. i can sleep well now, no more bad dreams. the dook-dude makes it okay. I mean it. Subject: YES Date: Oct 27 2005 12:34:01 AM Author: josie Those "don'ts" just made my fucking day! Subject: Mandal Feet Need Spray-On Tan Date: Oct 26 2005 08:14:58 PM Author: Chauch Hunter Chauches love them some mandals, but I've seen a few rub fake tan cream onto their feet to cover up their suntan lines from sipping mojitos on their deck. Check it at www.myspace.com/chauch Subject: you know Date: Oct 26 2005 02:22:04 PM Author: but the paradox in the last picture is that when her generation does die, you (we) will be the replacement... Subject: dude getting freaked Date: Oct 26 2005 11:44:10 AM Author: davey this is not a case of repressed homosexual desire for his banus to get filled but rather overly exciteable heterosexuality. i thought it was clear that this dude got a boner from this chick's booty thrusts and decided to let her feel in charge for a hot second...cut him some slack, he;s working on it. Subject: gay geriatric cokehead Date: Oct 26 2005 05:59:22 AM Author: Monstevr LMAO@VOSS BOTTLEZ!!!!!11!and so forth PS: I'm gonna bring back the trucker hat. Unner than stoppable. Subject: 2 footer Date: Oct 26 2005 02:47:12 AM Author: sKILLz That guy wants the girl to go home with him and fuck him up the ass with a 2foot dildo!!! Subject: I'd glaze Date: Oct 25 2005 02:39:34 PM Author: Me I'd glaze that old cowhide wearing libby bitch. I'd glaze 'er up like a damn donut, just to say I did it. Subject: white people are bad Date: Oct 25 2005 02:41:32 PM Author: at ohhhh cyber-nerds!!I am so hurt by your racist remarks. Maybe one of these days white people will love me for who i am;) fuck you all fucking mass murderers welfare-living, self-hating war-mongers, scared-to-shit confused crackers.... why are crackers so ugly? :) Subject: Mixed review Date: Oct 25 2005 02:11:32 PM Author: Brian Some of these were funny, I guess your regular unfunny writer was off that day. Last month, all "Gold", this month, shit, F+ for the Do's and D- for the Don'ts........... Loosers......... P.S. Both do's and don'ts photos were really BAD! Fire somebody before next issue, eighteen strikes and your out!!! Subject: mmmmm Date: Oct 25 2005 01:54:07 PM Author: i'm with ac i wish my grandma was that hot Subject: What an awesome sub-culture! Date: Oct 25 2005 12:38:02 PM Author: Thanks. Vice hates: trucker hats, mandals, Jersey trash, flagrant display of gadgets, and simulated sex with ugly people. Do they hate Paris Hilton too? That would be so punk rock. Subject: shitty guy Date: Oct 25 2005 12:34:34 PM Author: dm COMON!!!!!!!!! Come oNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! The dude with the trucker hat on the afro, and esPECIally the glasses, he was a do, or at least not a dont. That shit was hilarious. Subject: worst ever Date: Oct 25 2005 11:21:19 AM Author: every issue that was the worst "worst dos and donts ever" comment EVER. Subject: Gaaah!! Date: Oct 25 2005 06:34:48 AM Author: perz Worst dos and donts ever. EVER. Subject: sgt. doofy Date: Oct 25 2005 05:19:31 AM Author: get your own fucking style wear what u want but if u want to look like some kind of fashion victim go ahead and wear trucker hats and sandles Subject: what is it cool Date: Oct 25 2005 05:07:41 AM Author: sgt. doofy truking hats are not cool; do not wear these hatas. It is also not cool to wear sandals right? did i get this right? I do not want to wear the wrong thing. oooooooooo Subject: trucker hats Date: Oct 25 2005 03:36:09 AM Author: i\'m from oz to only cock ballas wear trucker hats and thongs in oz the only no cocksucker people that can wear thongs are those that wear them all the time including winter. and trucker hats are plain and simple fuck head wear combine the 2......i don't even know where to start Subject: thongs Date: Oct 25 2005 01:25:19 AM Author: OZ gangsta Theres a country out there, where everyone wears trucker hats and flip flops (thongs we call em). Its called fuckin' Australia, and i read your gay mag, and i wear thongs with a fuckin business suit. so back the fuck up! Subject: uh huh Date: Oct 25 2005 12:30:36 AM Author: Poo Poo That old lady is the future for all you scenester cocaine whores. Get out now while you still can! You may still save yourself from irreparable damage. For the lucky ones there's going to be a time not too far down the road when you're going to look in the mirror and say, "What the fuck was I thinking?" or, "Did I really need to blow that tattoo artist to get a skull on my arm?" or, "Was the herpes worth it?" The other more unfortunate ones end up in the DON'Ts section 30 years from now. This is what happens to people in the scene who actually take themselves seriously. Check out this chief below and send him your love. http://www.myspace.com/zeh10 Subject: cobrasnake Date: Oct 24 2005 11:35:57 PM Author: zapatared old lady's got more style and balls than you'll ever have at that age (which is, what? 55? I hope you o.d right now. Subject: Shutup Date: Oct 24 2005 10:36:20 PM Author: Everyone just Why don't they change the title of the comments section to "criticize us so you can feel cool" Subject: cobra snake Date: Oct 24 2005 09:05:50 PM Author: molly thank you so much for thrashing them. they are terrifying wastes who get off to camera flashes and spend hundreds of dollars to look as though they got puked on by a goodwill. Subject: ramones chick Date: Oct 24 2005 08:05:23 PM Author: bee like she even knows who the ramones are. she saw some guy from simple plan wearing it on mtv2 and decided she would go from sorority cum queen to punk overnight. ha cha cha Subject: These dos and don'ts suck Date: Oct 24 2005 06:30:01 PM Author: Brad Goddamn hipsters and your "post racism" Italian slurs. You're all a bunch of fakers starved for interesting and meaningful material and all you can come up with it "wouldn't it be funny if we made an off color Italian joke?!" haha...it's hot, Vice. It's hot. Subject: but also Date: Oct 24 2005 06:25:13 PM Author: Mr Happy Boy plus - look at his expression. Subject: I think Date: Oct 24 2005 06:19:00 PM Author: Mr Happy Boy that if you're bald and stocky with the double-bump on the back of your neck, the lobot-style earphone is good. If he had hair it would be bullshit, but he's bald, so, there you have it. Subject: diesel Date: Oct 24 2005 05:49:54 PM Author: ashley hey is that diesel ad supposed to be a "Don't?" Subject: hot shit Date: Oct 24 2005 04:54:53 PM Author: goldendracula the generation comment was the best thing about the don't. dirtylondon fuck those motorola monkeys all hail sg-1 Subject: look at them heels Date: Oct 24 2005 04:55:25 PM Author: ac Grandma's working it. Subject: yahoo Date: Oct 24 2005 04:46:44 PM Author: danza Old guy doesn't know whether he wants to be Malaysian or injun. Subject: mother fuckin' Date: Oct 24 2005 04:38:39 PM Author: charming pig my cum belongs on that ramones chick's face. |
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