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This little turd was arrested for drunkenly groping girls at the Warped Tour at the Brockton Fairgrounds in Brockton, Massachusetts. A second after this picture was taken, his fucking pants came down. Photo by Cheryl Dunn

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Subject: Pharmacy
Date: Jul 14 2007 12:30:23 AM
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Subject: subject
Date: Jan 09 2006 04:38:53 AM
Author: name

The really sad part is how it takes 2 overwheight old coppers to carry a 130 pound kid down the street. What happened to those physical tests they do for the police force?

Subject: HAHAHHA OH MANNNN
Date: Dec 11 2004 11:03:56 PM
Author: Ellana Fabadilia

that boy is my saint

Subject: dirty poopchute...
Date: Oct 10 2004 06:23:06 AM
Author: Tony Hawk's

SHITTIN' IS NOT A CRIME, SK8BORDING IS....TAKE A HIKE FUCKIN LOSER!

Subject: dude's
Date: Aug 23 2004 04:21:58 PM
Author: rocky

marciano the fifth.

yo. old cop. i pretend that i let you blow me and then i knee your face and take your belt. it goes with my boots.

Subject: Brockton is Fresh!
Date: Aug 13 2004 05:35:09 AM
Author: Marvelous Marvin Marciano

Brockton's so ghetto fabulous. They've been doing mad events at the fair grounds recently and also having concerts at the Brockton Rox (a minor league baseball team co-owned by Bill Murray and Jimmy Fallon, among others) stadium. In my opinion, "Rox" is a horrible name for a team playing in a place sometimes referred to as "Crackton." Oh well, here's to the rejuvenation of the once illustrious "City of Champions."

I spent lots of time there in my younger days and still have loads of friends out that bitch. Some cool people, but the city itself is a life-sucking vortex.

Subject: poor guy
Date: Aug 09 2004 04:23:45 PM
Author: Boo-ba

Was he that drunk he had to be dragged by coppers? How humiliating. Acting like a desperate perv first and then this... poor guy.

Subject: THATS ME
Date: Aug 03 2004 11:57:30 PM
Author: RICK JAMES

NO SERIOUSLY I'M THE KID IN THAT PIC
I OD'D IN 2002

Subject: Hellz Yeah
Date: Jul 26 2004 08:25:34 PM
Author: YaMon

Fucking A little man.
Refine those skillz and hit a dyke concert like Indigo Girls or something. That is the true test young warrior. Hang by the stalls and be like, "you girls have it going on! Fuck it, I'm going for that sex change operation. Do you mind letting me browse my options?"
Fucking Tuna Tester!!!!

Subject: whatever
Date: Jul 25 2004 08:57:41 AM
Author: margot

who hasn't been felt up at a concert? ugly people, that's who. so take it as a compliment.
p.s. is that kid a midget? his body freaked me out. alot.

Subject: wtf?
Date: Jul 25 2004 04:20:30 AM
Author: konshuss

are you fucking kidding me here. where is the upbeat soundtrack of tubas and trumpets to accompany this ridiculous oaf. he's so shitfaced the cops have to drag him along the ground, or is he too embarrassed to pretend he's even awake during this ordeal. i hope he got completely coated in phone books and had to run through a carwash full of batons.

Subject: uhm
Date: Jul 22 2004 08:31:21 PM
Author: Andrew

i like japanese girls wearing micky mouse shirts makes me erect

Subject: ********
Date: Jul 21 2004 10:52:20 PM
Author: Fly

i think steves comment on july 15 speaks for most of us.

Subject: Whoa....thats out of hand.
Date: Jul 21 2004 01:51:55 PM
Author: Alicia

His shirt i mean...is that Mickey Mouse? Grow the fuck up...only cool Japanese girls can wear mickey mouse shirts. Not hormone ravaged teenage gropers....

Subject: on ya!
Date: Jul 20 2004 05:45:16 PM
Author: tyler

If the boy enjoyed groping those girls tits and they felt good then i say he has lived the dream most boys want to do in a concert. Remember breast get bigger and better to grope with age

Subject: yea, and i'd grope again
Date: Jul 17 2004 05:43:12 PM
Author: jamie|paul

i used to grope girls at shows. i fucking hate crowd surfers, and the only way to discourage 13 year old girls from falling on your head is to attack their fear. i don't want to cop a feel, i want to protect my body and pay attention to the music.

Subject: Correction
Date: Jul 16 2004 02:23:40 PM
Author: Franky

"getting arrested at the warped tour must be the most uncool thing ever"

Correction getting arrested at the warped tour in Brockton (the anal wart of MA) must be the most uncool thing ever.

Subject: $
Date: Jul 15 2004 05:09:33 PM
Author: $

I'd like to think that they just took that kid into the porta-potty and gave him a porta-swirly. That way he gets the doodoo, the piss, the runs, the vomit, maybe a tampon or two, and the blue stuff its all stewed in. Proper punishment for a future tax payer burden.

Subject: Steve
Date: Jul 15 2004 12:48:20 PM
Author: Camero Matt

Dude, you totally rule. Fuck da pigzzz!!! And fuck those bitch ass skater pussies!!

Subject: great
Date: Jul 15 2004 11:53:34 AM
Author: steve

i wish i was hiding in that green both and as they are walking by i jump out and go "SUPRISE NIGGGERZ" then blast the 2 pigs with a 12-gauge and sodomize the kid while eating a hotdog and beer with my friend's uncle Merl.

Subject: ha
Date: Jul 14 2004 10:21:33 AM
Author: a

m.i.c.k.e.y. m.o.u.s.e.

Subject: and
Date: Jul 14 2004 09:55:47 AM
Author: grill

No pic from a second after?

Subject: Why the cops?
Date: Jul 14 2004 09:03:45 AM
Author: Plank

Didn't the girls have boyfriends to give the kid a smack?

Subject: lol is a funny word
Date: Jul 13 2004 07:33:14 PM
Author: merionstation

getting arrested at the warped tour must be the most uncool thing ever.

Subject: dasdfa
Date: Jul 13 2004 06:47:33 PM
Author: ssa

HAHAHAHA sweet release. I love pigs.