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Subject: ye[p
Date: Jan 22 2008 10:01:00 PM
Author: woah

They're those type of guys that work out all day and masturbate all night cause chics think they must alreadys have girls or something.



Subject: Pharmacy
Date: Jul 14 2007 12:27:36 AM
Author: Nick

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Subject: I got it
Date: Jan 09 2006 04:38:37 AM
Author: BillyBob

She is a pimp and thats her whore-house. She obviously owns the lot and sells them for a fair price. Thats what it looks like to me anyways. Instead of crack she feeds them beer and sports channel.



Subject: holy schlamola
Date: Jun 25 2005 12:46:27 AM
Author: Yappatan

Dang, I thought that chick was one of the guys!



Subject: demographic shift
Date: Jan 17 2005 10:49:48 PM
Author: vacuous

judging by the many comments i've read, these people make up a large part of vice's readership. scary shit. remember when ebonics-mangling-white-fratboys fresh from the suburbs were completely unaware of this magazine's existance? it wasn't really that long ago...



Subject: AE
Date: Oct 12 2004 08:09:21 PM
Author: Claire

Can't you all see?It's an American Eagle underwear ad for fat people.



Subject: ride the spiral to the end...
Date: Sep 22 2004 01:16:00 AM
Author: booyah

whoa. i'm stoned and for some reason these people remind me of all those freaky-looking saints in that el greco painting, the one where jesus is all bursting out of the clouds? this is d e e p s h i t.



Subject: who gets her last
Date: Aug 23 2004 04:53:53 PM
Author: nyseone

holy sausage fest. you'd a bunch of faggy looking jock types could bag more than one girl.



Subject: Land of the free-k
Date: Aug 18 2004 04:59:44 PM
Author: PearlyWisdom

When my 7 year old niece asked me why the rest of the world hates white middle america I showed her this picture. She totally got it and is now asking for flying lessons.



Subject: date rape
Date: Aug 17 2004 07:07:42 PM
Author: scubasteev

i'm getting a date r a p e boner



Subject: CK
Date: Aug 14 2004 12:05:28 PM
Author: Skeedle Bee Bop Shoowop

this is like a calvin klein commercial, fuck this, i dont have to take this shit



Subject: lazy sundays
Date: Aug 12 2004 02:35:09 PM
Author: dewells

this is the personification of what non-americans hate about america. varsity date r*pe calendar or bubba sparxx video casting call?



Subject: more photoshoppery?
Date: Aug 10 2004 10:25:12 PM
Author: the shadow

Examine the standing guy on the left of the beer bong - the shadow cast by his head on his chest is pointing right. Now, compare that to the guy with the football on the right - the shadow cast by his head is pointing left, with no visible shadow on the right.

Photoshoppery.



Subject: skabukkake w/the mighty mighty bosstones
Date: Aug 06 2004 07:12:24 AM
Author: SKAMERICA!

the mighty mighty bosstones?



Subject: grr
Date: Aug 05 2004 04:13:44 PM
Author: desaparecere

this is depressing. and what are those little ornaments on the steps? i see a squirrel with a hat and some sort of ancient koala face. and an angel mermaid.



Subject: aaaa
Date: Aug 02 2004 11:11:35 PM
Author: Maki

Why does this hurt my head?



Subject: frat dudes
Date: Aug 01 2004 10:51:20 PM
Author: mang

im pretty sure this is photoshopped. the scene just looks unnatural. everybody's shadows are pointing in different directions, you cant tell what time of day it is since everyone is lit differently, and with the exception of people looking in the general direction of the beer bong dude, they dont seem to be aware of each other. its also suspicious that everyone in the picture is facing the camera when there are only two people who seem to be aware of it. nonetheless, this picture is fucking hilarious. i can only guess why they put a girl (not even a hot one at that) in front.



Subject: meat
Date: Aug 01 2004 08:23:41 AM
Author: istanbul

they all can fuck me for 10 hours except the one with pussy.



Subject: LOOK AT US MANLY MEN
Date: Jul 29 2004 10:12:28 PM
Author: overdone

its gotta be the obvious posturing and sexual oneupsmanship here thats so silly. notice that the only guys with shirts on are the heavier ones? the whole scene is like watching male peacocks showing off their plumage. is it really that hot that wearing a shirt is too much of an effort?

they might as well be oiled up and wrestling.



Subject: fags
Date: Jul 29 2004 12:36:36 PM
Author: krubio

what kind of fucked up frat boy shit is this? you failed to capture when they were all doing kegstands and sucking each other off.



Subject: photoshop application
Date: Jul 27 2004 07:37:40 PM
Author: sid twimpleton

nd to answer the previous post, no it is not photoshopped, no pixel glare and no dispertion or dot gain, this shit is real, mad real. What the fuck for? Who knows.

I need to take a shower, this shit makes me feel drrrty like a Christina A song. but not really.



Subject: ew
Date: Jul 26 2004 06:31:20 PM
Author: duff

iv had nightmares that are exactly like this picture.



Subject: so gay...
Date: Jul 25 2004 01:16:02 PM
Author: joselo

you know life sucks when you have to make slanderish comments about gays. canīt you find something better to do with your life like... get a girlfriend? and would it be too much for you to get a job as well/an education?



Subject: ooh girl ooh
Date: Jul 23 2004 03:04:47 AM
Author: Jack Hornier

little miss manface is the only cheerleader that hasn't realized the boys spread herpes to the entire fucking town. gooooo teamwork!!!



Subject: trop
Date: Jul 22 2004 05:07:29 PM
Author: Bill

you guy's its photoshoped



Subject: but mom
Date: Jul 20 2004 06:57:15 PM
Author: huh?

why are the chesty losers all wearing the same shorts (except for the dude in pink riding sidesaddle)?



Subject: i luv keggers
Date: Jul 20 2004 12:10:48 AM
Author: sarah

GO STATE
THEN GO LONG
and then huff some massive frat boy dong



Subject: yummmancandy...
Date: Jul 19 2004 07:13:19 PM
Author: Atwistedballerina

Upon viewing, my initial reaction was that a photo with this many underwear models had to be phony. That said, It's obvious that you teeny-tiny minded, pencil necked jack offs can't fathom the posibility that these men are straight, much less competing for the same pootanany. Would it make you feel kind of, I don't know, insecure about your bodies? Kinda puts the whole female representation in the media/eating disorder thing into oh so understandable perspective, doesn't it boys? Muuahh.



Subject: bitchtits
Date: Jul 19 2004 02:46:16 AM
Author: PrepressJ

once you tip the scales on the steroid usage might as well get yourself some polkadot hot-pants, a cute white tank top and just go with it.



Subject: redundancy
Date: Jul 17 2004 08:53:09 PM
Author: brian

ok i hate to repeat what everyone else already said. but what a bunch of fags. i could drive a few minutes up the freeway and theres a whole part of my town full of fucko's like that. but at least here most of em keep their fucking shirts on. who still walks around with their shirt off anyways unless you have a bunch of hardcore tattoos to show off.



Subject: gay frat party
Date: Jul 17 2004 09:20:11 AM
Author: coldman

Who's the fag-hag? She ain't too bad, I'll give her a ride.



Subject: lite beer fags
Date: Jul 16 2004 05:47:24 PM
Author: pbrain

the reason all the fat guys are wearing shirts is because they drink gallons of REAL beer not like the shaved faggy lite beer drinkers with thier shirts off showing the only girl in the pic nothing she hasen't seen before in Details magazine



Subject: Under normal circumstances...
Date: Jul 16 2004 02:19:02 PM
Author: Sacky

I'd be all, "Woo woo. Sign me up and all." But these guys look like the kind of trade that can't get it up and then end up bruising the hell out of your face because they've got their fists clamped around the base of their shafts trying to keep it hard as they're trying to shove the thing in your mouth. Or at least that what I heard. From someboody else. (Not me.)



Subject: brown nosh
Date: Jul 16 2004 09:08:33 AM
Author: justslide

theres gonna be some sore asses at the end of that party and im willing to be the girl is not going to be one of them.



Subject: .
Date: Jul 16 2004 05:21:55 AM
Author: Toe Knee

Why am I getting the feeling that she is the only one going home alone tonight?



Subject: this photo
Date: Jul 16 2004 03:42:05 AM
Author: holy carp

that dude sitting on the keg feeding his buddy booze looks pretty gay to me



Subject: s'up
Date: Jul 15 2004 02:58:47 PM
Author: medusa

hey! i know that kid



Subject: er
Date: Jul 15 2004 02:52:44 AM
Author: thea

poor white trailer trash, all you have to live for is beer! stop breeding.



Subject: Trouble
Date: Jul 14 2004 04:15:11 PM
Author: Jetpack

That girl is going to be very sorry she attended this party.



Subject: urgh
Date: Jul 14 2004 12:22:16 PM
Author: Chip

New Diesel ad campaign



Subject: Photoshopped for sure
Date: Jul 14 2004 09:16:46 AM
Author: Plank

But funny nonetheless.



Subject: ...scares me
Date: Jul 14 2004 07:16:56 AM
Author: Technology

This whole shot had to be blue screens and cut and paste. This is crazier than Star Wars.



Subject: fratty
Date: Jul 14 2004 03:29:32 AM
Author: foof

you should sell this shit to abercrombie.



Subject: lamda lamda lamda
Date: Jul 14 2004 02:11:56 AM
Author: gilbert

check out the farmer tan on billy bob



Subject: what
Date: Jul 14 2004 12:45:23 AM
Author: adamx

thats the gayest shit i've ever seen.



Subject: no no no
Date: Jul 13 2004 11:45:08 PM
Author: Patrolman Mancuso

This can't be real...I don't see a confederate flag hanging anywhere.



Subject: models
Date: Jul 13 2004 07:44:59 PM
Author: kavalier

note the fresh new styles of summer shorts for men.
look for them in the juniors section. for the train bait we have plenty of fashions in the misses department.



Subject: merionstation
Date: Jul 13 2004 07:23:03 PM
Author: what

there is something very wrong about this picture. it makes me wanna fucking puke and drop a lot of acid.



Subject: I don't get it
Date: Jul 13 2004 06:37:32 PM
Author: Lloyd Llewelyn

there's no need to do this when it's so easy to find the real thing



Subject: hm
Date: Jul 13 2004 12:10:41 PM
Author: jessica

those cannot actually be real people.



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