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This kid is begging at a Baker Skateboards demo. It looks like it's in fucking Poland, right? It's in Kansas. He's offering some shitty plastic trinkets from a 25-cent machine in exchange for a board. He didn't get the board. Photo by Jerry Hsu


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Subject: Pol is shit
Date: Apr 02 2007 02:42:06 PM
Author: MartOn

I from ger. Polad is Very Big Shit.



Subject: Poland
Date: Feb 02 2006 08:15:58 PM
Author: Brendan

Dear Marcin,

Poland is a great place to live, so that's the reason why thousands of Poles are coming here every month? "It's fucking bad, everything is expensive and it's hard to get a job" - that's the words of my Polish co-worker.
P.S. I'm from Ireland.



Subject: !
Date: Jan 04 2006 09:34:01 AM
Author: marcin

HAHA, im from poland, fucking Poland:)
do autora: huj ci w dupe! :)



Subject: fuck u.i bet u don't even know where POL
Date: Nov 19 2005 11:37:59 AM
Author: leda

AND is



Subject: wow
Date: Oct 31 2005 11:17:40 PM
Author: wow

You are a fucking dumbass. Poland? I wish I could kick your ass that is so inappropriate



Subject: YOU FUCKING IDIOT !!
Date: Aug 26 2005 02:04:02 PM
Author: ruda

your are very stupid!! How could you comparison
that sad picture to situation in Poland. it's not funny !!! Kansas is fucking, NOT POLAND and I thing that you don't really now where is POLAND !!!



Subject: you are fucking, not poland
Date: Aug 01 2005 01:06:19 PM
Author: fucked citizen of US

Poland is the best, and it's truth

RE5PECT to POLAND



Subject: !
Date: Jul 18 2005 09:11:06 AM
Author: shoe

that gay ass text was jerry shoe's pathetic attempt at an offensive joke, it's VICE after all , yallll!!! but he doesn't realize it was gay and very unfunny hahahahaha



Subject: ?
Date: May 16 2005 04:40:57 PM
Author: crescent bikes oy

black and white poetry!



Subject: POOR KIDS
Date: May 16 2005 03:05:41 PM
Author: BROWN SUGAR

IFELL SO SORRY 4 YA



Subject: POOR KIDS
Date: May 16 2005 03:05:41 PM
Author: BROWN SUGAR

IFELL SO SORRY 4 YA



Subject: !!!
Date: May 16 2005 01:14:41 PM
Author: this photo

crack head you have no idea what poland is like so don't compare it to your homeland

cheers



Subject: ya it's ok
Date: Mar 18 2005 09:09:36 PM
Author: Jules

I go there for work and they have some good stuff (bars,clubs,historical shit) but some areas are crap but same with the states so ?
And the women are-honest to god-some of the most beautiful in the world and i'm a traveler.



Subject: !!!
Date: Mar 09 2005 12:00:04 AM
Author: misha

i go there for work and i've never seen that but ok?
poor kid ...you wouldn't think it's so funny if that was you.



Subject: american idiots
Date: Feb 22 2005 11:22:07 PM
Author: ollie

maybe when you were in poland you were fucked up on chopin vodka 'cause you couldn't score with any polish supermodels and all you saw were blurry scenes of schndlers list dancing in your head before taking the train to berlin.
i need to smack yall over the head with the dior purse i got in ol'polska.
jokes suck when they aren't based on truth.
whatever.. ugly people got to do something when not fucking other ugly people.
wallpaper got it right in 2002 and paper knows polska is where it's at...and u think your hipsters. vicer please!



Subject: 971
Date: Feb 12 2005 07:50:09 AM
Author: Roberto Donatello Errico

aww poor kid



Subject: rat-child
Date: Jan 15 2005 11:19:23 AM
Author: domingo

"hears a can of lynx you little fucker, have a bath and use it"



Subject: dirty american motherfuckers
Date: Jan 11 2005 04:04:49 PM
Author: boo

oh, you motherfuckers, how I hate your fuckung conviction of being superior to all other nations. FUCK OFF! Whatever's wrong with Poland it's nothing compared to your shitloads of emptiness you hide under your baseball caps.



Subject: Americans.
Date: Dec 17 2004 10:07:34 AM
Author: Natalie

This photo is not what is wrong with America, but what is wrong with people as a whole. Instead of giving him the deck, have someone run out and get mcdonalds gift certificates. That way, he has to buy food and if his parents are on crack, they cant use them.



Subject: Poland is right
Date: Oct 24 2004 01:19:34 AM
Author: photokid

i am polish, and have visited poland, and can swear to anything that poland still looks as if WW II happened yesterday. near the warsaw airport alone houses still are half bombed.
good beer though!



Subject: one in a million
Date: Oct 12 2004 06:18:47 PM
Author: ~

good photo.



Subject: jerry hsu.....
Date: Oct 10 2004 06:05:21 PM
Author: Fuk Ya

stara cie z chuja zlizala??
fucking Poland??
die you fucking faqqot...
you dont even know where Poland is ya dumb bitch.



Subject: this is real
Date: Aug 19 2004 07:08:47 AM
Author: R.O.D

this kid is fukin killin it his world. fuk yeah id like to see himm on a brand new skaty but hell just be out there sellin it for his perents hit of crak( if not his) poor littli cunt!



Subject: Lack of effort
Date: Aug 16 2004 06:51:15 PM
Author: PearlyWisdom

In India parents actually mutilate their children and send them out begging to earn the family money so that they don't die of starvation. This little cunt is SO fucking lightweight. Dude, at least lose an eye or something.
This kid makes it so easy to hate Americans.



Subject: orkinman
Date: Aug 06 2004 02:16:58 PM
Author: gb

orkinman likes to "cottle" street kids.

pervert.




Subject: hmmm
Date: Aug 06 2004 07:22:22 AM
Author: Heroin Chic



kids love Ana!



Subject: uh,
Date: Aug 05 2004 03:57:38 PM
Author: desaparecere

its like fievel mouskewitz.



Subject: to jerry hsu
Date: Aug 04 2004 06:32:40 PM
Author: swebe

jestes smierdzacym, brudnym chujem smieciu.
"fucking poland" - fuck yourself, you sad tosser. die cunt, die!



Subject: tres massive
Date: Aug 03 2004 06:56:16 PM
Author: d man

I didn't know thom yorke skated as a child



Subject: NURSE!!!!!!
Date: Aug 02 2004 04:15:15 PM
Author: Mr Beige

Get this kid KFC stat!



Subject: GUMMO
Date: Aug 01 2004 12:38:35 PM
Author: faith ps.

Yeah, Gummo.



Subject: Begging Your Pardon
Date: Jul 30 2004 10:39:42 AM
Author: Orkinman

Forgive me O prophet "ME".
Oracle of the Vice forum board.
Please...Look into your crystal ball and forecast for me a different future other than my "back against the wall".
Judge me not as a "piece of filth" for I repent for my social commentary.
Please allow me the opportunity to cottle every panhandling urchin across this destitute land of ours.
Oh and one last thing...fuuuuccck yooouuuu.



Subject: orkinman
Date: Jul 29 2004 07:54:50 PM
Author: me

yo orkinman,

you are a piece of filth
one day the tide will turn
and your back will be against the wall fucker



Subject: capital of the skateboarding world
Date: Jul 28 2004 01:18:54 PM
Author: SAN JOSE

TILTMODE ARMY MOTHERFUCKERS



Subject: Exterminate
Date: Jul 26 2004 01:50:27 PM
Author: OrkinMan

Sorry to say it, but with any luck this kid will skate in front of a bus and save us all some taxpayer dollars (not to mention Oxygen).



Subject: whats new.
Date: Jul 26 2004 11:34:00 AM
Author: catchypseudonym

Get fucked kiddo. if he don't learn now he never will.



Subject: what a nerd
Date: Jul 25 2004 02:28:03 AM
Author: konshuss

hey, that's the next tony hawk. that kid can ollie a hydrant and once darkslid the awnings of his tin shanty. nah, actually that's just some douche. he didn't even get the board.



Subject: free ballin
Date: Jul 23 2004 02:25:36 AM
Author: Jacky Normashaft

you would think tom petty was father enough to buy his kid a friggin skateboard. geesh.



Subject: what
Date: Jul 21 2004 01:06:26 PM
Author: jerry garcia blew coke

Jerry Hsu is such an amzaing skateboarder that really makes you look at any terrain in an all new way... And I am not just some skater fag... Yes I am



Subject: .::.
Date: Jul 21 2004 11:38:27 AM
Author: Assmaster

I thought all the Jews were let out of the concentration camps.



Subject: FUCK OFF
Date: Jul 21 2004 08:27:39 AM
Author: Slava

Greedy American skate pussies! You cant even donate a fucking deck to that poor kid. Fuck ya all!



Subject: ssfsfs
Date: Jul 19 2004 06:57:08 PM
Author: adamx

jerry hsu is from san jose. and im not polish, im mexican. so suck my dick.



Subject: idiot dirtbags
Date: Jul 17 2004 09:45:55 AM
Author: Hsu-zuki

first of all jerry hsu? he must be from one of those 'wealthy' asian nations like umm...ummm..well aside from japan i cant really name one, and even there youre forced to live in a rat sized closet because everything is so overdeveloped like hong kong or taiwan, ...oh and adam..thats a nice jewish name which means youre probably from polish decent unless you beleive all that judeo-fascist 'blood of abraham' crap.
so whos the dirtbag now schlotzky and ching chang?



Subject: fg
Date: Jul 17 2004 02:48:50 AM
Author: adamx

jerry hsu has probably been to poland, he is a pro skater that has toured the world, so shut up, you dirty pole.



Subject: Fuck You
Date: Jul 16 2004 05:11:52 PM
Author: Pole

To submitter of this photo
Fuck You, dirty brit, or whoever You are. What's wrong with Poland? Have You been there? Don't think so...
So shut your dirty face up and think before posting such pictures filled with your stupid comment.



Subject: .
Date: Jul 16 2004 05:53:31 AM
Author: Toe Knee

This is actually from a Michael Jackson concert. It's a photo of a conversation between this kid and Jack-o's tour manager.

"So, you want on the bus kid? How *bad* do you want on the bus?"



Subject: Jerry
Date: Jul 16 2004 12:46:24 AM
Author: Brad

Jerry Hsu is a pro skateboarder for Enjoi. He could have given the kid fucking 10 decks.



Subject: loser
Date: Jul 15 2004 01:42:14 PM
Author: the chairman

the band spit fucking rules.



Subject: this pic..
Date: Jul 15 2004 08:08:23 AM
Author: ike_

Obviously the image text is pretty provocative with all those bad words and stuff. Damn this one made me angry.



Subject: re:this picture
Date: Jul 14 2004 10:30:00 PM
Author: stb

"obviously a derivative of Diane Arbus"

shut up, asshole



Subject: this picture
Date: Jul 14 2004 05:54:33 PM
Author: bobby joe

it's a good picture but obviously derivative of Diane Arbus. Not an original idea at all but still not bad.



Subject: bulking up
Date: Jul 14 2004 01:17:34 PM
Author: Patrick Swayze

That kid needs to blast his pecs.

This picture isn't as fucking gay as the last few, btw.



Subject: little bastard
Date: Jul 14 2004 12:18:52 PM
Author: Jeffy

Daddy's belt



Subject: the good book
Date: Jul 14 2004 10:48:27 AM
Author: whitee

Well you know what the good book says; the meek shall inherit the...shower curtain rings?



Subject: this place is screwed
Date: Jul 13 2004 07:38:17 PM
Author: kavalier

man i wish bedlam would hit the streets!
all those who dont get none now, get plenty later



Subject: !
Date: Jul 13 2004 07:05:13 PM
Author: !

haha! What a sap.



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