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Subject: re: katie
Date: Aug 04 2005 10:48:51 AM
Author: chris\'s friend

chris pieretti wants to be inside you katie. get in touch with him. he wanst to feel your belly button from the inside



Subject: it was me
Date: Aug 04 2005 10:05:32 AM
Author: Jim Dinner

Chris Pieretti took a picture of me naked with my dink stuffed between my legs. I was high on a half bottle of RumpleMintz and he convinced me this was a good idea. He paid me nothing. I feel shame.



Subject: aghh!
Date: Jun 03 2005 08:40:36 PM
Author: god

You will burn, backstage with Alice Cooper in Hell, for lack of dignity!



Subject: interesting
Date: Jun 02 2005 01:45:14 PM
Author: virus

it's interesting to me that if the model was staging this photo, then why would (s)he go through all of this trouble for only $50? That hair certainly doesn't look like a wig, does it? Dyed hair and all that goth make up for $50? I'd do it, maybe, for much more.



Subject: postured pic
Date: May 19 2005 03:37:36 PM
Author: Nero Marcel

It's amusing what a picture can do to a world with no life. It was STAGED you idiots! As THE MODEL I can attest to having been paid fifty dollars by Chris and that, outside of that afternoon, I've never presented myself fashionably in such a way.



Subject: the black bird of misery
Date: Apr 29 2005 09:37:54 AM
Author: liz

Even if (s)he does have some kind of Michael-Jacksonesque skin condition (confined to the face?), you can tell it's a goth because of the tortured, poetic handwriting.



Subject: gothes
Date: Mar 28 2005 03:51:34 AM
Author: goth

should have saved all the cash from the face paint how many years have you been wearing that shit? thats about $4,563 you would still have. you could have gone to LA fist class and banged a good hooker in a nice hotel.
your a fuckstick eat my jiz



Subject: I squirted that goth
Date: Jan 25 2005 03:47:11 AM
Author: Andy Pandy

The little fella was gobbing me off for 15 bucks and a half full pez dispenser when I shot an almighty load on his face. Still hasn't managed to clean it off yet. It looks like he has stopped blowing bubbles at least.



Subject: i like the smell of roses
Date: Dec 11 2004 11:19:55 PM
Author: nice

little one, you have brought my life to a new meaning..thank you



Subject: As Chris Rock says...
Date: Nov 10 2004 09:48:47 PM
Author: npm

If homeless person has a funny sign, they haven't been homeless for very long. Homeless people are too hungry to be funny. Her sign really isn't that funny. It's that humor that only goth kids get, like the shirts that say "The voices in my head told me to do it..."



Subject: black on da inside
Date: Oct 10 2004 05:53:12 AM
Author: Arnold Schwart nigger

suck the hog and the ride to la is included, you fuckin freaky bitch.



Subject: rot in hell
Date: Sep 29 2004 10:55:02 AM
Author: erving von smeggalla

die slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly ?



Subject: uh-ohhh.......
Date: Sep 26 2004 06:30:26 PM
Author: JoJo

oh man that soooo raised the bar for hobo signs...
i wont buy those "Vietnam Vet, Family Killed, Suicidally Depressed, all i want is eye contact!" signs anymore.
i would so buy that..... it, a handle of jack.



Subject: ...
Date: Aug 14 2004 07:16:21 PM
Author: Kvlt Biatch

I think that the CWS syndrome is more like a case of 'too much corpus paintus' \m/



Subject: Cry like a girl
Date: Aug 12 2004 05:10:34 PM
Author: Mungo Jerry

He's pale like that because he's got CWS - I'm not even kidding! This is real! And don't think for a second that it isn't serious!!! It's a really tragic syndrome where the person just spends most of the day inside with the shades closed jigging themselves and just can't help it - they keep doing that and then eventually just become drawn and pale and chronically dehydrated and stuff...



Subject: correction
Date: Aug 11 2004 07:02:20 PM
Author: one of the locals

oops.. *dismal*



Subject: outta here!
Date: Aug 11 2004 06:34:07 PM
Author: one of the locals

What? You call my hometown dimal?????



Subject: outta here!
Date: Aug 11 2004 06:34:07 PM
Author: one of the locals

What? You call my hometown dimal?????



Subject: silly little goth boy
Date: Aug 10 2004 10:58:03 AM
Author: Sativa

I was a goth once too, but at least I could find my own way out of cold dismal cities. And one more thing don't accept any wooden nickels.



Subject: move on, stranded
Date: Aug 09 2004 09:52:22 PM
Author: Boo-ba

Why doesn't he/she hitchhike? Fat redneck truckers might like a blowjob given by a goth.



Subject: none
Date: Aug 09 2004 09:39:52 PM
Author: lyle

wait are you sure this is a chick?

i thought it was a dude



Subject: hatin'
Date: Aug 09 2004 01:41:05 PM
Author: whaddup

How approachable!



Subject: l-a-m-e
Date: Aug 09 2004 01:39:19 PM
Author: big kauhuna

isn't he/she so special? guess what lame-ass...i've listened to "sisters of mercy" and "skinny puppy" too. get a job at taco bell you asshole. you know this dumb shit is waiting to be "discovered" and would scrub up as lindsy lohan in a fraction of a second.



Subject: gender politics
Date: Aug 04 2004 12:57:10 AM
Author: ahw

It's a man, man.



Subject: SAD
Date: Aug 04 2004 12:03:53 AM
Author: RICK JAMES

I KICK PEOPLE LIKE THIS RIGHT IN THE MOUTH AND KEEP WALKIN.



Subject: Bollox to the yoof od today
Date: Aug 03 2004 05:33:35 PM
Author: Miserable old Git

On Reality TV next week: When Mudpacks attack!

When I was that age, even goths woulf beat on miserable, whey-faced little trolls like this thing! My recommendation is fire, and lots of it! The world would be a cleaner place, trust me..
On a happier note..: Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny hey!!



Subject: mmm gothiness (puke)
Date: Aug 03 2004 02:59:34 PM
Author: Gothy goth gothette

I think there is a lot of flirtation going on here. This chick is not after any ticket apart from a mealticket with some nice metal dude for a date. There's the whole 'buy me a beer' thing. Like those T-shirts that say 'I don't suck cock' on the front and then '..Well maybe yours' on the back. And Then there's the whole 'I know my position sucks' thing. What? Am I to walk up, hitch her many layers of piss-stained lace and fuck her really hard, only to reply "Actually, nothing wrong with that position Wednesday?" This is why guys fuck dumb blondes - there is less mind games to deal with.



Subject: Poor Little Rich Girl
Date: Aug 03 2004 02:43:23 PM
Author: Carousel Of Weasels

I think if you could zoom out of this pic a little you would see his/her 'conceptual, reality-TV-mocking' art-school buddies filming this, for a project entitled "The Futility Of The Struggling Goth Individual In A Cold And Empty World" or some such shit. I fucking wish Marilyn Manson had kept to whining dire music and not picked up a paintbrush and given these morons some idea that they are being ironic, sensitive and cool.



Subject: you peeps
Date: Aug 03 2004 01:59:50 PM
Author: rigorous

talk about some bitter people, you are venomous and i dare add jealous. get out of your shell loosers



Subject: uh...
Date: Aug 01 2004 12:22:11 AM
Author: magnus

...is that crispin glover?



Subject: over here!
Date: Jul 29 2004 10:17:13 PM
Author: also homeless

i am "hungr'y" and unpretentious. i am addicted to booze and without witty sign.

PLEAS HELP.



Subject: goth trash
Date: Jul 29 2004 02:21:56 PM
Author: krubio

somebody please buy this tramp a ticket home to l.a so she can wash that shit off her face bitch is givin me the creeps.



Subject: smiley face
Date: Jul 28 2004 02:35:48 AM
Author: stooge

WORK makes a frown turn upside down! The sign says so.



Subject: STRAND
Date: Jul 26 2004 06:52:41 PM
Author: pbrain

man, STAIND are so cool!!....they have the tribal tats and they sing about love n' shit, Please give me some money for a STRAIND ticket. PLEAASEEE??!?



Subject: Help!!
Date: Jul 26 2004 01:56:18 PM
Author: Help!!

My parents are only paying for my Art-Scholl tuition now! No more spending money!! Please help!



Subject: lay it down.
Date: Jul 25 2004 09:01:08 AM
Author: margot

if i saw this fucking little monster on the street i would lay down a beating that was so crazy people would buy tickets to watch.
first off: wash your face, you're hidious.
secondly: why is your begging sign so long? cant you make one with an arrow pointing at your mouth or nose and then draw a big $ sign underneath?
i hate this man/woman so much i can't take it.
fuck! if your sign is so posh and cool, couldnt you fit the E in stranded!?



Subject: lick it
Date: Jul 22 2004 03:42:34 AM
Author: diana

theres a much bigger problem here than gettting a free trip to LA, serve up some sexual favors beeyatch, earn your way.



Subject: i hate that bitch
Date: Jul 21 2004 02:06:25 PM
Author: Alicia

I hate her....she spent the little money she had on facepaint. if you're gonna waste your fucking money, at least by somthing that will get you high. Quit your whining



Subject: .::.
Date: Jul 21 2004 11:38:53 AM
Author: Assmaster

She gave me head once and then we drank goat's blood and starred at an Anne Rice poster.
I love her.



Subject: my loser cousin
Date: Jul 19 2004 01:50:54 PM
Author: a.m.hall

the best part is the way stranded is spelled..that's sooooo goth dood.
it's like that band of shitlickers "staind"
i love that shit!



Subject: sharon!!
Date: Jul 19 2004 04:12:57 AM
Author: PrepressJ

poor Ozzy. He so used to rock.



Subject: the guessing game
Date: Jul 17 2004 10:51:12 PM
Author: reginald

you fucking annonymous internet over-compensator, "balzan cox". kill yourself. End your awkward misery.

The real question here is: what cold, dismal city is this person stranded in? Detroit perhaps?....



Subject: bitch please
Date: Jul 17 2004 03:04:22 AM
Author: balzan cox

you're trying too hard. the whiteface makes me want to beat you. let me see a pimple or some scars and maybe i'll toss you a sticky penny.




Subject: For shame
Date: Jul 16 2004 05:12:19 PM
Author: Franky

Does anybody need more evidence? The time for vampire affirmative action is now!



Subject: HMMM
Date: Jul 15 2004 07:09:18 PM
Author: Thor

WELL LOOKIE there! The Ring girl done climbed out of the well and she's ready to kill again.



Subject: gettin home
Date: Jul 14 2004 10:02:14 PM
Author: Beelzebubba

you can always wack guys off for five bucks a throw, might get ya home first class



Subject: hahah
Date: Jul 14 2004 07:17:42 PM
Author: tim

about time someone made a witty joke here.. :D



Subject: hawk your Mary Kay
Date: Jul 14 2004 11:19:31 AM
Author: MC

better start walking.
how badly must a person have behaved, to have not one single person in their hometown be willing to send them enough $ for a bus ticket?



Subject: ah
Date: Jul 14 2004 09:02:37 AM
Author: Plank

Haha

Freeze in the streets, you degenerate.



Subject: ha
Date: Jul 13 2004 07:37:45 PM
Author: merionstation

if he didn't have that stupid face paint on, i might help him.



Subject: Chris Pieretti's Photos
Date: Jul 13 2004 04:32:40 PM
Author: Joshua Thomashua

If Ansel Adams and Robert Mappelthorpe were to have a baby, the offspring photographer, would be Chris Pieretti!!!



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