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Subject: chick with bong
Date: Aug 19 2006 05:44:46 AM
Author: sir_twistedness

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Date: Jun 06 2005 11:06:49 AM
Author: sasha

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Subject: honestly
Date: Apr 25 2005 11:31:59 AM
Author: franklyn

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Subject: right on
Date: Jan 14 2005 08:30:49 PM
Author: opiate

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Subject: dear s.j
Date: Dec 21 2004 10:14:51 PM
Author: 33

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Subject: wow
Date: Dec 11 2004 11:14:31 PM
Author: oh my

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Subject: retard
Date: Dec 10 2004 12:17:38 AM
Author: sj

this girl is such a whore.The house she is in right now,she slept with everyone who lives there.Who in San Jose has she not slept with?She is a sad pathetic girl who is bipolar and has no friends because girls who know this girl know she is a whore and all the guys pretend to be her friend want to fuck her.She is a sad excuse for a girl.It;s time for her to grow up.

Subject: alex
Date: Sep 11 2004 06:19:45 PM
Author: Laws

i agree with alex about short-haired girls, that one out of Minority Report is FIT.

Subject: No Way?
Date: Sep 02 2004 07:28:52 PM
Author: WTF?

Is that Pink, the singer?

Subject: bad news bears
Date: Aug 25 2004 04:34:57 PM
Author: thejackal

Looks like fucking Tatem O'neil.

Subject: alex
Date: Aug 20 2004 02:42:00 PM
Author: alex's mom

Damn you ALex, all you do is head straight for the photos with Nudity in them , you predictable little fag.

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Subject: allo
Date: Aug 20 2004 02:08:57 PM
Author: alex

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Subject: boy tits
Date: Aug 17 2004 04:56:53 PM
Author: scubasteev

she's huffin diarreah scrapings from my underwear.
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Subject: IT'S A BOY!!!
Date: Aug 16 2004 06:20:48 PM
Author: troof

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Subject: peepshow
Date: Aug 11 2004 11:06:27 AM
Author: smokey

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Date: Aug 09 2004 02:26:19 AM
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Date: Aug 03 2004 09:03:06 PM
Author: gimpley

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Subject: ding
Date: Jul 31 2004 12:23:17 AM
Author: hissy

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Author: mrs

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Subject: Ho Bong
Date: Jul 26 2004 08:12:35 PM
Author: YaMon

Looks a lot like a bitch I lived with a few years ago (minus the tats and more fuckable body). She was like a goddamned Hoover vaccum when it came to the bongs!
Last I saw her, she was fucking a clone of Carrot Top.
For that guy. Thank God for the weed, huh?
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Subject: look closely
Date: Jul 26 2004 02:04:21 PM
Author: I have proof

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Date: Jul 26 2004 02:02:30 PM
Author: fuck you guys

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Subject: Excuse me
Date: Jul 26 2004 01:55:01 PM
Author: No I'm Spartacus

Err excuse me girls who think they are the girl in the photo. I think you will find that I am the girl in the photo.

I had never tried drugs ever, and this is the result of having had one blowback. I took off my top and got teased into doing a big bong. My brother and hid friends made a big weed / tobacco mix and made me pull it through in one. I had a massive nicotine rush and pulled a massive whitey, puking up all over my jeans.

Oh and when I came to one of my bro's mates had jizzed in my hair.

Subject: to the girl in the photo
Date: Jul 26 2004 01:49:41 PM
Author: Spartacus

How dare you claim to be the girl in the photo, when in fact I am the girl in the photo.
I smoke big bongs all day long and this is a picture of me taking a hit of some tasty Nepalese hash I smuggled back from Holland up my bum.

Oh and my nipples, sometimes I paint them to look like eyes, with eyelashes and everything.

So there.

Subject: Mustache
Date: Jul 26 2004 01:41:11 PM
Author: ShitHitler

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Date: Jul 26 2004 10:35:31 AM
Author: reeva

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Date: Jul 26 2004 05:33:01 AM
Author: PrepressJ

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Subject: baloney
Date: Jul 25 2004 02:48:17 PM
Author: the girl in the photo

Hey fuck heads don't you have anything else to do in your pathetic lives, than putting down my baloney nipps and drug habbits. It's a photo you "meat heads". Eat shit you fucking buttholes, lick my twat and die.

Subject: wtf
Date: Jul 23 2004 11:17:08 PM
Author: fuck

where did you get this photo of my sister?

Subject: is that?
Date: Jul 23 2004 04:11:01 PM
Author: san jose

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Subject: burger nips
Date: Jul 23 2004 12:01:29 PM
Author: grumble

I'm sorry I just don't go for androgynous looking pixie types with attempted cute boyish haircuts. The burger nips alone are enough to put one off, I'm willing to bet that they produce thick black hairs which need regular bleaching.

Oh and she keeps her jeans on coz her bucket muff looks like the Jackson five partying in her knickers.

Chicks smoking bongs is nothing cool. Stop thinking that smoking weed is cool, its just fun thats all.

Subject: bongsolo
Date: Jul 21 2004 12:53:27 PM
Author: s.berger

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Subject: bong
Date: Jul 20 2004 03:40:42 PM
Author: Neil

How many bitches with fat ugly nipples and generic tattoos does it take to hit a bong...
Just one I guess.

Subject: ps dick
Date: Jul 20 2004 03:33:28 PM
Author: bongsolo

i copied this photo onto my desktop. and then photoshopped my penis in place of the bong, i love fucking all the girls i want in photoshop . fuck all you bitches! i'll fuck you all
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Date: Jul 20 2004 02:03:57 PM
Author: fuck

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Subject: to be a bong.
Date: Jul 19 2004 01:42:28 PM
Author: tenacious_me

i have boobs myself so that's nothing spectacular. but the gumption to toke topless but keep the jeans on... yes. you fuckin' sexy pixie bastard.

Subject: the bong
Date: Jul 18 2004 07:45:47 PM
Author: Steve

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Date: Jul 18 2004 07:14:18 PM
Author: c3p0

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Date: Jul 17 2004 01:29:13 PM
Author: dingus

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Date: Jul 17 2004 03:00:29 AM
Author: balzan cox

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Subject: Inside
Date: Jul 16 2004 04:44:09 PM
Author: Krope

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Subject: Umm
Date: Jul 16 2004 04:40:56 PM
Author: Franky

That's not a woman. I think those are actually the man-boobs that you get from chronic dope smoking. I heard about it in health class.

Subject: wow a naked pic
Date: Jul 16 2004 03:54:44 PM
Author: anan

ooh ooooh we can see her boobies...and she's smoking the pots....how old are you guys, like ten?

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Date: Jul 16 2004 01:25:41 PM
Author: seneca

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Date: Jul 16 2004 06:15:46 AM
Author: Toe Knee

God, if only I could *NOT* be straightedge AND impotent for just one night!

Subject: ERIOUSLY
Date: Jul 15 2004 03:02:48 PM
Author: FUCK

Ive been smoking forever and ive never had a session where some girl just couldnt take it anymore and had to get topless. and all you psuedo-punks dont like hippies. weed and naked girls do the 60's make. you can have your angry nihilism. Ill take dope, sunshine and tits.

Subject: crackwhore
Date: Jul 15 2004 12:33:57 PM
Author: nm-g

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Date: Jul 15 2004 09:40:13 AM
Author: UNGH!

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Subject: not fair
Date: Jul 14 2004 07:01:18 PM
Author: why me?

the cool kids never invite me to these parties

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Date: Jul 14 2004 05:41:00 PM
Author: me

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Date: Jul 14 2004 02:35:30 PM
Author: nick

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Date: Jul 14 2004 02:29:53 PM
Author: jimmy

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Date: Jul 14 2004 10:40:25 AM
Author: rowan

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Date: Jul 14 2004 05:23:07 AM
Author: start the riot

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Date: Jul 14 2004 01:54:10 AM
Author: chris

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Date: Jul 14 2004 12:54:07 AM
Author: adamx

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Date: Jul 13 2004 10:13:03 PM
Author: henrydcase

Hot girl + bong = hours of quality entertainment!

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Author: sfd

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