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Subject: oop Date: Feb 08 2008 05:24:38 AM Author: oz oh god... i've got massive hangover and reading that has nearly tipped me over the edge. one of the nastiest things i've ever read in vice... Subject: your work Date: Jun 06 2007 12:35:32 AM Author: Aroha hey good on ya mate. Its a job aye...and at the end of the day if you werent doing it someone else would be. But big ups to you. I hope you enjoy the good times that come with the job too .Old people are pretty cool if you listen to some of the things they talk about. Subject: this dude... Date: May 16 2007 11:56:54 AM Author: anna is the coolest dude in the whole world. i want to go and find him and marry him and tell him he's my fookin hero. he's doing a job most people wouldn't consider, for a pay he can't possibly survive on. this man should get a fookin payrise and a medal. xxxxxxxxxxx Subject: 1 Date: Jan 23 2007 09:33:00 PM Author: mirek some good shit Subject: - Date: Dec 22 2006 05:52:01 PM Author: Jenny this story was so sexy! it makes my pussy wet... mmm, i'm so horny now! Subject: ??? Date: Feb 05 2006 12:52:56 AM Author: (RA2Y_H@NDL3_8AR_>U>3 his gay and likes old lady porn! Subject: oow Date: Oct 14 2005 06:14:17 AM Author: Emader shit man Subject: a Date: Aug 24 2005 07:04:59 AM Author: Dr.Tarr Imagine being the doctor who talks to the poor shit-vomiters family. "Yes, she has passed away but she lived a long and meningfull life." Am I sick if I find that hilarius? Subject: CRUNK Date: Jun 12 2005 02:14:27 AM Author: SAWEET sweet unibrow BRAH LOLZERZ Subject: got guts man Date: Jun 05 2005 07:30:18 AM Author: zee wow man you got real guts being able to do that me well for me my job is well its not really a job but im in the army its wicked down here u all should come down here and join awsome pay im white skin blond hair big muscles (kinda) aged 19 6 pack i doing sit ups chin ups and push upps every day jogging around everywhere having so much fun so many ppl to meet here its really awsome any ways u have inspirered me thank you =) i like to surf Subject: this job Date: May 16 2005 11:54:39 AM Author: nina sit or not ,is a job with good salary,in my country is very much sit,iwant change my job with him Subject: man thats awsome Date: Apr 27 2005 10:56:08 PM Author: andres im a songwriter and i was stuck trying to write something really cool and your story help me a lot, thanks man :) Subject: FIGHT Date: Feb 12 2005 01:37:02 PM Author: LEELEE YOU ARE SO UGLY Subject: The Hershey Highway Date: Feb 04 2005 09:07:28 AM Author: Screaming Mee Mee's Wow...after digesting all of that, I gotta go drop a load myself. Think I'll be hangin' on to my day job...and my night job ever so dearly. No pooper scoopers here, and I'll be adding extra bleach to my whites from here on out to rid my skivvies from those nasty ol' "skid marks". You sick fucks got some class act material here. Maybe should publish it, have it sent to G.W. Bush, so he has some REAL SHIT to work on. Cheers...here's to the Hershey Squirts. Subject: poo Date: Jan 20 2005 05:32:06 PM Author: ramisiano dude u r full of shit Subject: Hmm... Date: Sep 06 2004 02:39:09 PM Author: B This guy is CUTE, but looks like I can Thread that EyeBrows of his. Too cute to be cleaning old lady's arse... Boy you should come clean mine!!! Subject: Crazy fuck! Date: Jul 05 2004 06:45:06 PM Author: Gavin The t - shirt that the shit man is wearing makes him look like a mental patient =P Subject: look at the bright side.... Date: Jun 26 2004 11:34:23 AM Author: Cloud at least you got a job...and get paid... you do get paid, don't you? Subject: yes Date: Jun 13 2004 03:47:19 AM Author: chanski let's recite remy Subject: Bites Date: May 14 2004 09:22:16 PM Author: martin dubois That reminds me of "man bites dog".Je chiais la nuit ,je chiais le jour,je chiais d ennui ,je chiais toujours...One of the best flicks ever Subject: i am 80 and shit alot Date: May 06 2004 09:22:09 AM Author: sweeet sweeet necta wow this bloke is a hunk!, i would lick his unibrow and shit in his face any day...im 80 years old and i am here to tell you that impacted shit is a natural way of life, once time i threw up a turd that had to be at least meter long...it stil had last thanksgiving's turkey and green beans still in it closer the the back end..the food was so rotting by one meter that it wass hard to tell what i had eaten before then. NOne the less it happens to all of us when we get this old. Enjoy it while you can you little cock suckers. Subject: poopy pants. Date: May 06 2004 02:54:10 AM Author: r. sharp if i ever barf out shit, i will kill myself. Subject: Zine Date: May 05 2004 10:09:44 AM Author: Rob Fair play to him, someones got to do that shit. My girlfriend has worked with old people and shes told me about the shit puke as well as other fucked up stuff like uterary relapse, head bedsores so bad you can see their brain (true!) and people pulling turds out of their own ass and eatin them. If noone was prepared to do these jobs these people, which could be us some day, would just be left to die. I say mucho respect to Tom. aka. Sticky Fingaz Subject: ur a sick fuck Date: May 04 2004 12:20:00 PM Author: :/ you obviously like it or get off on it if u still work there Subject: OH CRAP! Date: May 03 2004 02:47:17 PM Author: Justin The best thing for constipation is a cup of coffee and a donut! Subject: Roses really smell like poo poo Date: May 02 2004 05:35:41 PM Author: butterfly Those old poor bastards..Certainly in the afterlife they will not go into smelling like shit....Crazy Bitch Subject: Shit Date: May 02 2004 05:30:33 PM Author: Me yuk Subject: eat a burger Date: May 02 2004 03:45:25 AM Author: www.prearts.tk I hate old people ...I love sweet teens www.prearts.tk Subject: scat Date: Apr 29 2004 06:33:29 PM Author: hola you know this guy eats it, too. Just look at him! Subject: Sweden knows Date: Apr 29 2004 06:21:01 AM Author: erik This is no unusual job in Sweden, actually. Since our folks live as long as they do, there's plenty of work. Especially young boys and girls like myself (20 years)with no education gets it 'cause if you don't say yes to it they cut you off your welfare. A friend of mine worked one summer with care of elders and he found one dead in bed once. The friend was fucking vegan too, it hit him quite hard. Subject: yeah Date: Apr 28 2004 06:42:55 PM Author: jacko I love being unemployed! Subject: cachelo Date: Apr 28 2004 05:52:00 PM Author: cachelo stinky son of a bitch Subject: whats the problem... Date: Apr 26 2004 08:21:23 PM Author: deFeCtiVe Shitting your pants is very funny...years down the road. After eatting half a fruit cake at a friends place I ran home due to intense cramps. My uncle surprised me by jumping infront of me on the driveway and flipped me over his shoulder. I coated my underoo's with warm tar and he didnt even know...see its funny. Old people are wack, they have no time left, they should make the best of it...shit on oxygen stealing constipates! Subject: m Date: Apr 25 2004 06:37:06 PM Author: Antic Old age is not for sissies bitches. Fuck Pat Tillman and the unknown soldiers. Bravery is having the courage to vomit shit till the end. thats what i call colosal balls. Subject: payday Date: Apr 25 2004 03:14:53 PM Author: concerned citizen This guy should be getting paid way more than 15,000 pounds a year for that. I'd quit my job if I was him. Subject: Shite! Date: Apr 24 2004 04:08:01 PM Author: misterscary999 You know what they say- Some get the Shit, and Some get the Stain! Sounds like this poor fuck has gotten BOTH! Dude- find another fucking job! Don't they have Starbucks over there? SHITE! Subject: sicc made Date: Apr 23 2004 03:26:23 PM Author: omg! kill me when im 80!!!! Subject: holyshit Date: Apr 23 2004 01:02:52 PM Author: tangentpantsonfire whoa. My job just got better. Subject: dung Date: Apr 22 2004 01:19:22 PM Author: wal crappers Subject: T Date: Apr 21 2004 04:42:46 AM Author: very cunty Oh my god who gives a shit about the brow, that dude is fiiiine as, if i ever saw that guy on the street i would totally ask him out! Subject: its a drag getting old Date: Apr 18 2004 03:34:09 PM Author: 666 do yourself a favor,when you are fuking old,no i mean ancient,hire a hitman on yourself. Subject: because getting old sucks Date: Apr 18 2004 04:25:20 AM Author: i hope to die young thats a fucking depressing article. why cant we make it so that getting older doesnt, well, SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH??? Subject: Hey! Date: Apr 14 2004 10:19:11 PM Author: Steve Nessen Crap is my fetish. I love the stuff. Yeh! Hell, I'd like to roll barenaked, round and round, like Curly from the Three Stooges, mouth full of this geasy business, till I'm drunk in it! Subject: Harbin, China Date: Apr 14 2004 10:13:35 PM Author: EFL Teacher I get my news, you see, from publications of this sort. I think it really helps staying informed as to the kind of various crises in the world. Don't suppose I will ever forget important information read here about the very real danger feces pose to the those humans that are, well, overly ripe. It sends chills down my backside just thinking about mucous oozing out through my nether cheeks, there on my legs, onto the floor. And what of vomiting shit? It just don't seem right! Subject: poo Date: Apr 14 2004 05:41:44 PM Author: narco cruiser Shit happens... Subject: hey Date: Apr 14 2004 05:20:46 PM Author: stinky my butt itches Subject: awesome Date: Apr 14 2004 04:21:54 PM Author: marjon hahaha this stuff is fucking cool .i didnt knew grannys shitted so much it definitly changed my view bout the elderly. Subject: 9 Date: Apr 14 2004 10:00:34 AM Author: neck face hes so fuckin hot. he needs to get a handle on his eyebrow, but hes totally beautiful. Subject: cleaning shit from the elderly Date: Apr 14 2004 12:20:20 AM Author: w.ll I got stuck doing stuff similar to this when I worked in a ward at an old folks home. Funny thing was, I was in Food Services, not Health Care. So I wiped shit off their legs and beds, then I proceeded to go back to the kitchen to finish making their mashed potatoes and gravy. Subject: joey sucks Date: Apr 13 2004 04:00:36 AM Author: pinkgandsblue do it, like it, love it, stroke it, PLAY WITH IT!!! Subject: www.suprfukr.com Date: Apr 13 2004 12:50:34 AM Author: www.suprfukr.com marco says"" hey is that what the guy from the smashing pumpkins is doing now thats fucked all you fuckin limewire MP3 stealing goons look what you did to that dude dang man... fuck the internet and im out. Subject: Tom Date: Apr 12 2004 09:27:23 PM Author: Whitney Houston I don't know. He's kind of attractive, but he probably smells like butt. Subject: wow Date: Apr 12 2004 08:36:10 PM Author: ew thats... umm... shitty. Subject: sounds fun Date: Apr 12 2004 07:21:30 PM Author: Weldon holy hell, shitvomit? If I worked their, I'd be killing those fucks to put them out of their misery. Then I'd get fired or go to jail or something. 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