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Subject: rent a rat Date: Oct 05 2007 09:33:37 PM Author: eltonbong at myspace Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. Subject: Equalization Date: Nov 18 2006 06:38:40 AM Author: Pruney Moker The Bathroom Crooner The universe has a way of righting wrongs and if there really are people like this in the world then they will be forced to face and eat the large plate of shit that they have created for themselves. I don't really like the word KARMA (due to its relationship to hippies, new age, awareness and health, the band Karma To Burn??????I really don't know why)but I do fully believe in this as a concept and I have lots of faith in the fact that equalization will eventually be handed to this guy named K. Good luck fuckface. Subject: idiots Date: May 04 2006 03:31:47 PM Author: Cecil Doesn't anybody know who Eugene Robinson is anymore? (No one except you, Randy Savage!) I would love to see you people call him a sack of shit or what-have-you to his face. Next time the band Oxbow plays in your town, show up at the venue and yell "Eugene Robinson is a fat idiot". Next thing you'll feel will be the taste of your own blood. Enjoy. Subject: re Date: Jan 31 2006 09:59:10 AM Author: me you suck Subject: dope alone Date: Nov 03 2005 10:14:23 PM Author: sroodman When I smoke dope at work, I ALWAYS do it alone, discreet, quiet. Sad to say, but you can't trust most people around you in general. Asswipes like you make me want to smoke twice as much... Eat shit twice and die, fucker. Subject: Durden Date: Aug 24 2005 07:44:54 AM Author: Tyler I would kill him and i'm irish. ?! What do you mean? I think the guy is cool.... hes like Tyler Durden. Subject: poooooop Date: Aug 04 2005 06:28:06 PM Author: HUNTER i really cant beleive people like this exist... hes like people that eat poop during sex?!!!? what the FUCK! we need a coalition of crazies that fuck people like this up... we can find out somehow and drug them and then poop in there mouths ....take pictures and email everywhere ...to all office peeps.... we can also beat the shit outta child rapists for fun and anger releasmet.... great thoughts froma rugged bugged out muffin Subject: loser stoolie Date: Jul 07 2005 02:03:22 PM Author: crimewave Sorry you were the last guy picked for everything in school. At least you found a way to get "us" all back didn't you? Prick, please go wander in traffic. Subject: T.V HEAD.'S........................... Date: Mar 20 2005 02:29:42 PM Author: Greg.................................... T.V. says.....peopele do......people do ...T.V. says...................Sucker's! Subject: Asshole Date: Nov 08 2004 02:48:16 PM Author: CyBrSuFr You all are being to nice. People like this deserve to suffer for a long time instead of quick deaths like the shotgun. I hope his ass gets AIDS, MS, Cancer and the rst of them, then I hope they linger for like 3 or 4 years with full blown effects so he can suffer real good for the lives he has fucked up. What A total asshole. CyBrSuFr Subject: asehole Date: Oct 14 2004 03:24:06 PM Author: wim.wagemans2@pandora.be I hope you blow youre brains out ! ! ! ! ! ! Subject: this... Date: Aug 12 2004 04:44:49 PM Author: phil's like i would kill him and i'm irish. Subject: This Story Date: Aug 01 2004 08:34:36 PM Author: Eugene Robinson Vice edited this into dust. as is their habit. and I ain't complaining. but the way the piece it is it makes it seem like it's about me. and it's not. It's about a guy in New York that I interviewed whose first name begins with the letter K. now go mull that over. Subject: mousepad Date: Jul 07 2004 05:00:01 PM Author: desktop I don't think its a coincidence that like half of the comments are that this article is bull fuckin shit. And if it is true, that guy's got about 1-2 more years before he'll get thrown in the back of a trash truck and squashed by some pissed off Italian that he gets fired. The tip-off on why it seems so fake: the guy is just TOO despicable to be one real person. Subject: you sound Date: Jun 13 2004 03:42:31 AM Author: chuckie booker like an asshole. you're the reason i can't get jums on kneeland street. word to nerds, who just try to fly Subject: WHAT? Date: May 10 2004 02:12:49 PM Author: SEVROC If its true he's a fool. It's surprising to see so many Baby Republicans who used to be "Hip" trying to flip. Word to Herbs, chill out there Officer Turd. Subject: .. Date: May 07 2004 01:59:32 AM Author: illstate Chicago dont give a fuck! Eat a dick L.A.! Subject: no els Date: May 06 2004 05:03:17 AM Author: whiteyboywhite whateva nigga Subject: snakes Date: May 05 2004 04:04:56 PM Author: dayone stf thats why i dont blow els with whiteboys i dont know half yall will snitch to save your own ass and not even get paid for it......... Subject: weed is fun Date: May 03 2004 01:45:54 PM Author: the idiot weed is fun. Subject: under cover mcarthyism Date: May 02 2004 06:32:55 PM Author: ed dosn't sound to me like they are the ones sucking the mans dick. Subject: wankers! Date: Apr 30 2004 07:22:10 PM Author: what a fucking wanker story whatever dude you should get a fulltime job for the storys you tell its almost as good as the jizz moppers job I call bullshite on this biotch bitch Subject: 9 to 5 nark pieca-shit Date: Apr 29 2004 10:52:16 PM Author: BIC C Warlord Now, Im gonna quit...READING VICE; but the weed stays... got that leagal shit. What up CA prop 215-ers? HOLLA Subject: you Date: Apr 29 2004 02:56:08 PM Author: Me Snitches get stiches... Subject: HDRI Date: Apr 29 2004 04:11:09 AM Author: Damn Crapp tHOSE are nice reflections on the windows! I gather pot and burn them at the plaza, every one goes shittin' all over the place. Subject: my ball cheese! Date: Apr 28 2004 06:25:40 PM Author: Fuck Corporate america More power to you, dude. anyone who "sucks the man's dick" for money deserves to get canned. matter of fact, I wish you would squeal on about 98% of corporate america and get them all fired. what a bunch of fucking queers. Next assignment, cut a big ole fat line on top of the water cooler next to the CEO's office door! Subject: Narcs must die!! Date: Apr 26 2004 02:07:23 PM Author: Mr.Nice I would put a 12 gauge double barreled shotgun up you ass and pull the fuckin trigger, you fuckin homo. Death to you and others like you!!!!!! Subject: I dont think we got the whole story... Date: Apr 25 2004 11:43:53 AM Author: Bonded First of all, i'm pretty sure that these guys make more than minimum wage. And even if this particular guy works mailrooms and stockrooms, these companies have plenty of other spies in middle and even upper management. I know of one VP that I worked with who was busted for snorting coke on the job. Second of all, DRUGS ARE ILLEGAL. You can't blame a company for wanting to cover it's ass by making sure it's employees aren't engaging in illegal activities on thier time & property (not to mention possible productivity issues). It's just common sense. If you want to legalize drugs or something, thats a whole other issue, but in the meantime, this is necessary (and even if they were legal, it probably wouldn't be acceptable at work anyway... would your boss want someone boozing it up on the clock either?) Besides, someone who can't go 8 hours without getting high, or has poor enough judgement to do so anywhere near their workplace (much less a security camera), probably isn't exactly the Worlds Greatest Employee anyway. Subject: wow Date: Apr 25 2004 02:44:15 AM Author: bugger balls hey i smoke pot 12 hours a day and i work for TIAA Cref. come and get me, sipowicz phhht... Subject: ; Date: Apr 23 2004 06:03:08 PM Author: jinjer don't smoke dope with dorks from work. any one that eager is out. Subject: OverTheEdge Date: Apr 23 2004 04:41:44 PM Author: tangentpantsonfire A kid who squeals on another kid is a dead kid. Subject: stupid fag*ot Date: Apr 23 2004 12:03:44 AM Author: joey hey...yeah you. I hope you get exposed and violenty beaten and r@ped with ever so random food products.OOH! something along the lines of a sweet potatoe. Subject: drugs are dumb Date: Apr 21 2004 10:37:55 PM Author: Serge d Nimes a drug addict with a minimum wage job, driving a clean sportscar with leather seats? wow? Subject: what a shame........ Date: Apr 21 2004 08:45:12 AM Author: PJ Fuck off and die! Subject: random censor Date: Apr 20 2004 09:24:00 AM Author: mrnoitall you really need to revamp your censor program. I wrote something that would easily make it into Readers Digest and it rejected it. Yet I can say Christ with an eight ball, a case of lube, and a knowing smile and that goes through no problem. Go figure. Subject: Dope fiend Date: Apr 19 2004 03:19:52 PM Author: Juniper Nice job, I want it. Subject: awww... Date: Apr 18 2004 10:00:18 PM Author: alligator sounds like some people are getting too wound up about something that isnt gonna affect them... Subject: Gibberish Date: Apr 18 2004 05:52:45 PM Author: I.M. Anathema Those were the only words the censor would allow. Subject: ... Date: Apr 18 2004 05:51:42 PM Author: I.M. Anathema Pickle, quantum filament, goat, kenpo, pencil sharpener, curry Subject: trying again Date: Apr 16 2004 09:42:48 PM Author: Randy Savage The Oxbow dee vee dee is excellent. Subject: ugh Date: Apr 16 2004 09:39:56 PM Author: Randy Savage some very arbitrary choices of words in there with the n, p, f, etc words. Subject: vice Date: Apr 16 2004 09:39:37 PM Author: Randy Savage your censor thing is going NUTS Subject: tough guys Date: Apr 16 2004 09:39:29 PM Author: Randy Savage Get snippy with Robinson. Please. Subject: yeah, right Date: Apr 16 2004 12:52:38 PM Author: mrnoitall Very bad fake article. Mimimum wage and on management track? Nice touch, NOT. Do you get a receipt when you buy your drugs so you can reimbursed? Jesus with a bloopstick, that sucked. Subject: towhead Date: Apr 16 2004 12:30:35 PM Author: no narks keep towing that line! Subject: This article is completely made-up. Date: Apr 15 2004 12:11:16 PM Author: Eric Lavoie Nice work of fiction, eh? Subject: Hard to believe Date: Apr 14 2004 07:22:22 PM Author: Sceptic I don’t really believe this. But staying clean is not hard for me and it shouldn’t be for you. Just remember: the president doesn’t want you to do drugs. Subject: aw Date: Apr 14 2004 05:17:31 PM Author: marjon must be a horrible excistance i feel sorry for you Subject: jaf;ljkf Date: Apr 14 2004 12:57:34 PM Author: urotsukodoji I hope this guy gets violently fucked in the ass by demons with multiple cocks in hell. Subject: This guy is floor pie Date: Apr 14 2004 09:12:31 AM Author: Homeless Cop The closest circle of Hell is reserved for kiddie-porn producers, rapists, murders, thieves, liars, and guys like this.....Not that I believe this article is even true, but if it were, then I'd wish a fantastically gruesome death for this guy. I'd hang him by his feet upside down, turn on some Swedish grindcore, and saw him right down the middle. The videotape would be sent to his family and friends. I'd fashion a "Narc" sign out of his intestines, and I'd have a midget come in the picture with a bunny suit on to play soccer with his head.... Subject: she's talented! Date: Apr 13 2004 05:45:42 PM Author: Debbie Murray (Katie's mom) Hey katie, what a great photo! That's neat! You're in a magazine! can I get a copy for the gals down at the Steer and Stein? And one for Aunt Carlene? You know she used to encourage you when you had that cleft pallate. She thinks of you as a daughter, and I know she'd think your photo was neat, too. We love you! Subject: whatever Date: Apr 13 2004 04:51:06 PM Author: ARGYLE747 Childishly stupid and completely made up story. Better luck next time fucktard. Subject: potheads unite Date: Apr 13 2004 04:06:22 AM Author: pinkgandsblue so let me get this straight... you are a lying sack of shit that narcs on people while doing getting fucked up... what makes you any different than any other druggie? Hemp is Hope not Dope.. and if you ever come to my work just make sure to smoke me out... Subject: you...you cup of anal seepage Date: Apr 13 2004 01:11:35 AM Author: pansonic you have no inner voice that in the middle of the night says "what am i doing? i am a pathetic useless cunt who leads a pointless existance. I am a junkie and worse a snivelling two faced nobody with no true friends. i don't know how i can go on." Shithead. you probably spend you nights wacking off to photos of your 38 year old sister. Subject: friends,gaytc Date: Apr 13 2004 12:25:30 AM Author: you haven't any how might one suck balls you fucking ass licking cunt? all squealers shall perish. Subject: he's a hero. Date: Apr 12 2004 11:13:16 PM Author: friends, etc. how might one get a job like that? Subject: .. Date: Apr 12 2004 10:35:52 PM Author: Swift This is just another sign that the USA is the sickest society on the planet. I hope someone fucks you up so badly that you can't do your "job" ever again. ...or if this is satire, spot on. Subject: photo Date: Apr 12 2004 09:41:24 PM Author: photographer is not of Eugene. it's of another guy that does it. Subject: Faking Awesome! Date: Apr 12 2004 07:21:18 PM Author: Donald McDermott Didn't Eugene Robinson teach us how to get whupped up on in the violence issue? And now he's a narc! Wow, he's totally changed his look too! He switched from a shiny octaroon with pentagram and swastika tattoos to a white guy in a sedan. If I were you, I would have made Andrew WK the narc and had Robinson do the male nurse thing. Or made Robinson be in the Libertines, but keep him black. Then you could do a black, white, black, white seating arrangement and have Irak draw on their faces like they'd been passed out. Then get Terry to shoot it on that little boxy camera with the hot jap name! Huh? Huh? You feelin' me doe?. You should make me an editor! I'd even throw the word "whatevs" into my writing a bunch of times if the price was right. Subject: ah yes Date: Apr 12 2004 05:43:48 PM Author: bubba Fuck you with an AIDS infected-dildo. I hope you get brain cancer, stooley. Subject: hmm Date: Apr 10 2004 11:04:47 PM Author: slugo hope dope misanthrope |
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