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Before Dizzee Rascal got signed and became the emo-hipster's poster child of the year, he was a struggling East London garage MC and his best buddy was a kid called Wiley who pioneered the "Eskimo Dance" that 71.2 per cent of all Dizzee's beats are based upon (the underground garage of today is often called Eski Beat, based on Wiley's song, but nobody can agree on a single term. In fact, Wiley's most recent song is "Wot Do U Call It?").

Before Dizzee's management split up Dizzee's crew, Roll Deep Entourage, Dizzee and Wiley and Roll Deep used to play six or seven pirate-radio shows a day and then go and play some huge rave in a bad nightclub out of town, selling something like 40,000 copies of white-label dub plates every six months and never being able to get a girlfriend and never sleeping ever. Those were the days.

VICE: I admire your work ethic.

Wiley: Music never feels like work to me??it's just what I like to do, innit? I do everything. I have raves, I do promotion, I produce, I write, I'm an artist. I've got no limits.

But what are the hours?
I could be working at five in the morning or I could not be. Could be doing photos in the day, going into the studio at night. There is no timeclock. That's why it's awkward for me to have a full-time girlfriend, cuz they want all your time.

There was a rumour that before you were famous you used to sit in your room all day eating cream cakes and playing on your computer.
That's not true. Before music I used to work in my dad's bakery. I also worked in a stationery warehouse called Dudley's, taking parcels off a belt and putting them in a designated area. Everything else was just street. The only reason why I even done jobs was because I was on the street and I'd get a good run, get lots of money, and then it all comes to an end. Then you think, "Maybe I should get a job." So you try to work and you can't work, so it's back to the street. Then music quickly got me and all of a sudden I was selling records. Boy, I was selling thousands of records out of my car. Thousands and thousands. I was also spending money as I was going along on clothes, as many trainers as I wanted, things like that. Now I get clothes for free, so my new focus is property. ?

What sort of property?
A big house. Something really big with garages.

JOHN MOORE
Wiley's debut album, Treadin On Thin Ice, is out soon on XL.



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Comments:

Date: May 29 2008 09:37:34 AM
Author: I love you but i've chosen darkness

that was the lamest interview ever... I found out whiley did some jobs.. didn't and then got a job. Also that he works for living, self employed and has no timelimt when it comes to this to keep his self employment going. Good show vice, Good show...



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Subject: wozza
Date: Dec 14 2005 12:48:55 PM
Author: wozza

yhyh roar blud



Subject: americans are soft
Date: Oct 29 2005 03:30:11 AM
Author: O D

whats tuffa? shooting somone from a movin car, listening to some homosexual g funk shit or stickin a buttafly knife in a cunts eye. americans love guns and guns are for piss weak wannabe hard nuts who dont have the testicular strength to actually fight someone. a fuckin baby can pull a trigga. dizzee 'd fuck up any of your fake fukin gun totin cock smokin u.s bitches. any way there are no more real gangster rappers like in the 80s and 90s, now theyre all phony poofs like fifty cent who invent bullshit stories to make the selves seem hard. like the last mans said watch out for low flying aircraft ya fuckin maggots



Subject: Fuck
Date: Jun 30 2005 04:17:22 PM
Author: Yankee doodle

To all the yanks giving it about the UK scene,
why comment on fings u know nothing about. wots so unbelievable bout shottin tunes out the back of your car? You're all cunts girls, watch out for low flying aircraft!



Subject: dulldrums
Date: Jun 09 2004 03:14:44 AM
Author: sharker

if i dont like somethin i just leave it alone...by posting these dull responses to other opinions u only sound like winging little bitches...the wiley album is big, huge infact! get past some of the less impressive rhymes and you have some deep shit!! the album is brimming with talent...unlike the peolple posting the messages i have read so far!



Subject: hip-hopulating
Date: Jun 06 2004 03:13:02 PM
Author: shintriad

American rappers? They rap about weed, bitches, money, killing wack niggaz, getting drunk and/or crunk, rocking fly gear -- bullshit like that.

British rappers, well, THEY got songs called "What's it Called?" and the "Eskimo Dance."

*COUGH*

Yeah. British people are all giant queers.



Subject: whatever
Date: May 14 2004 10:56:48 PM
Author: nigel best

Garage is the worst.Go to oneXtra and try to listen 4 more than 15 mnts.U ll see



Subject: j o
Date: May 06 2004 02:03:08 PM
Author: og

how did this last jag off say fuck you? i thought we couldnt say fuck you anymore?



Subject: morons
Date: May 06 2004 05:55:12 AM
Author: bewildered

threats over the computer?..you morons..ima stick you wit da ice pick...fuck off



Subject: blacker than black
Date: May 05 2004 12:35:00 AM
Author: the real dj

ok you want a play list? check this bizness out you stanq byatch!

andrew lloyd webber -starlight express
x-102 rings of saturn
thin lizzy -johnny the fox
aphex -picachou mother fucker
cocteau twins -suck my cocktoe(unreleased version)
field recording -corn field 5:20 pm
steely dan -the first 37 seconds of aja
james brown -nose job
the klf -the ancients of groove
womack & woman -teardrops
jeru tha damaja -i like sucking off little asian boys (daniel wang remix)
moby -the entire album 'play' being drowned out by the sound of a perpetual toilet flushing
the real dj -the sound recording of me shtupping your moms



Subject: the real dj indeed
Date: May 04 2004 11:30:41 PM
Author: mira

so mr. real dj, where's your list of tracks? you complain professional like a housewife on meth. now put your list up.



Subject: the streets
Date: Apr 30 2004 08:18:36 PM
Author: suck shit

if i ever see that cockney fegggit from the streets i'm going to kick his smug pussy face in and then go for drinks and chips. britton sucks -end of story



Subject: Get a grip
Date: Apr 30 2004 06:27:21 AM
Author: Tchwat

Dizzie is certainly my poster child of the year, as with all the other emo-hipsters that put their books down for a minute to venture to All Tomorrows Parties this year.

Only chance anybody will get to see Dizzie put on a full show in a 100% safe, white, middle class pastey-faced indie kid environment. We loved it, he loved it and thats all you need to know if you were too slow to be there.

Oh yeah, some white kids don't pretend to like black music, they really do like it. Not me though. Dizzie's a purely token part of my collection, to be filed alongside Marvin Gaye and that other black guy whos name i cant remember.



Subject: i'm street
Date: Apr 29 2004 05:12:37 AM
Author: tommy

i like how vice was so gay for dizzee rascal. two issues later he's the "emo-hipster's poster child of the year."



Subject: dj tron sucks
Date: Apr 27 2004 08:42:08 AM
Author: the real dj

hey tron -nice list of tracks. wow how brave, big L and squarepusher together on the same mix. next time if you don't want to bore us to death try try young mc with roy orbison with the techno remix to the love boat theme with cocteau twins with twilight 22 etc etc



Subject: suc mohfucker
Date: Apr 26 2004 08:57:45 AM
Author: tron

http://refuznik.ouvaton.org/KIF/flyer_clit.jpg


bilba@noos.fr for infos, booking



Subject: Screwed Up Clit
Date: Apr 26 2004 08:57:00 AM
Author: koolDJtron

hit again... check it biyyatchs

http://refuznik.ouvaton.org/cadr.htm

http://www.lecentre.net/mp3/mp3/Radio30_Screwed_clit.rm


Big L - freestyle at the clit show april 2002
Air - Electric Performers
cLOUDDEAD - dead dogs II BOC Remix
Chingy - Holidae Inn feat Snoop Dogg and Ludacris
Squarepusher - Do you know squarepusher
Wiley - Ice Rink
Kano - Ice Rink
Jammer feat Kano - boys luv girls
Japanese Telecom - perspects DJ Assault rmx
David Banner - Like a Pimp rmx ft Twista and Busta Rhymes
Aesop Rock & Campl Lo - Limelighters Johan rmx
Mobb Deep - Burn
Thingamajawn intro
Killer Mike feat Big Boi - A.D.I.D.A.S
Edvard Grieg - Lin Der Halle Des Bergkonigs
Never Scared screwed up clit Megamixx
Yazoo - Don't Go
Shawna - RPM's Instru
DizzeevsTTC - JusAClub SUC rmx




Subject: drunk on jagermiester in d.c.
Date: Apr 24 2004 10:25:41 PM
Author: bring in dee dub

we have been listening to dizzee all day. i bet he is pro-choice. we're going to see tortoise and pretend we're in vice magazine so we can get in for free.



Subject: peace
Date: Apr 24 2004 01:32:12 PM
Author: scanzlostangeles

grimezahgettinggrimiercontinuepeace



Subject: Dizzzzzzeee
Date: Apr 23 2004 05:20:05 PM
Author: High Strung

Go climb back up your mamas vag and dont come back out you asshole!



Subject: bitches and hoes on dizzeess toes
Date: Apr 21 2004 05:47:53 PM
Author: dysfnqshun

this fake ass punk bitch motherfukker. Thank you



Subject: igloo
Date: Apr 20 2004 07:08:24 AM
Author: me

eee-ee-ee-e-e-e-e



Subject: its time
Date: Apr 19 2004 12:35:34 PM
Author: to realize

dizzee=overrated



Subject: the posts
Date: Apr 16 2004 11:26:18 PM
Author: Benny D

Whenever I write more than two words I get a message telling me the content of my post is inappropriate. WTF? Can someone help me out here?



Subject: jock jams
Date: Apr 15 2004 09:38:48 AM
Author: reaction to the retraction mofos!

yo bro. i wouldnt go near your white string bean dick plus i think i would be embarassing my 'african ancestors' cuz u know us 'nigs' like stickin together



Subject: retraction
Date: Apr 15 2004 08:00:11 AM
Author: Jock Jams


OK, look, I'm sorry. really sorry. Obviously I didn't know who I was dealing with and clearly I'll watch my lip next time. i'll do whatever you ask and I really want to win back your respect. if i give you a nice long blowjob will that make you feel better? you can even nut in my eye -i like it.

your puppy, jock jams



Subject: KILL JOCK JAMS
Date: Apr 15 2004 07:53:03 AM
Author: KILL JOCK JAMS

listen you sub-human turd, shit your trap and obey like a good little doggy

cuz iph u dont imma hunt u down an stikk n eyece pik in ya nekk

u been warned



Subject: KILL (american) WHITEY
Date: Apr 14 2004 06:35:38 PM
Author: jock jams

although this article is fucked the douche below should know wiley aint UK garage. plus he's pissing all over u.s. rappers records , aol adverts and gucci steering wheel covers. *PLUS* what the fuck is that shit about charlie parker and prince, did u spot their records in the "nig" section of the record store of whatever backwards shithole that obviously u grew up in cuz ne1 that woz born in normal society would realise that sayin shit like that equals patronising dildo face.



Subject: You!!!
Date: Apr 14 2004 04:55:09 PM
Author: fuck!!!

i love this bullshit about selling records out of your car. Have you ever seen anyone selling records out of their car? Or anyone actually lining up behind some guy's car trying to buy his wack cd? Cut the bullshit and be honest with yourself for 1 second in your life you stupid london cunt. Know that the hardest london Bruvah is equivalent to a black guy from new hampshire.

fucking douch



Subject: enough
Date: Apr 14 2004 04:48:52 PM
Author: you bri'ish kunts

let's set this straight once and for all -Garage or, UK G, as it's known is garbage. It's so bad that the otherday I was in a cafe and some turd that worked there put on a UK G CD and I started to turn red I was so embarassed. Hearing some stupid London nig trying to be all hard over some really really bullshit preoduction is just embarassing. You're embarassing your african ancestors buddy. You're taking everything Charlie Parker ever worked for, all the ground that Prince broke and laying a steamy hot log on it and saying some corny embarassing shit in some pathetic corny embarassing cockney accent at the same time.

Leave it out mate, leave it out.



Subject: jamie james medina
Date: Apr 14 2004 01:03:40 PM
Author: me

I don't know what it is about his photos they just always rule. He did one for NME where DMX was up a tree trying to get his toy plane down.



Subject: jamie james medina
Date: Apr 14 2004 01:03:40 PM
Author: me

I don't know what it is about his photos they just always rule. He did one for NME where DMX was up a tree trying to get his toy plane down.



Subject: .
Date: Apr 13 2004 07:25:46 PM
Author: .

garages hey? reach for the stars!



Subject: y
Date: Apr 13 2004 08:53:57 AM
Author: n

conflict of interests much?



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