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Date: Mar 27 2007 12:13:44 AM Author: nick you guys suck at making weapons, why even make them, an UZI was confiscated at my highschool, an UZIIII u know, an automatic sub machinegun, ok you kids suck so much, whats with the prison shanks!!?? to broke to buy a real knife??? why dont you steel one from walmart. i know they have good hunting knives there, or atleast get a kitchin knife from ur house. u suck. u really do. i mean WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU. get some real weapons then go fuck shit up. you guys couldnt kill a one leg'ed rent-o-cop if both his hands were on your ugly half sister half moms redneck ass tities. Subject: This is gay Date: Feb 21 2006 07:41:39 PM Author: I'll tell in future Well luckly in my town we don't use weapons, if we had problems we would use our fists not out fucken kitchen supplies. I mean comeone people!! Nothing can compare to a fair fist to fist fight. And if anyone would ever pull one of those school prodjects on me I would hit him so hard and so fast that when his face made contact with my fist he would be on the ground a moment later.And I don't fight much anyway I am more into the peace stuff i listen to a bunch of groups that teach you about peace maybe yous should listen to them. Some are Demon hunter, a perfect circe, and lacuna coil. But anyway that does not mean I can't fight with fists because I am not actually killing some one so that is all I got to say about this dumb-ass website. Oh ya I was reading some one elses post and I think this is all fake because why the hell couldn't they just have gotten knives with handles, Fucken rednecks we should just like kill all yous so the world would be a better place. Ok now I am realy done. Subject: school Date: Sep 27 2005 11:08:40 PM Author: billy bob i went to school there we used to touch each other with blind folds on then beat random kids with axe handles we were gangster. then we would beat each other off again. i went to an all boys school. Subject: dumb Date: Jul 08 2005 10:55:47 AM Author: shostopa I graduated Huntsville High in '93 and I never saw any of this. My guess is it's all this gangsta rap and nüemetal the kids listen to. The whole tough guy thing is so gay. I had throwing stars, numbchucks(sp?) and a blowdart gun when I was younger but I never thought of using them on anyone. Well, my brother stuck me in the head with a blowdart but that was an accident. Anyway, Huntsville is a pretty average town and Alabama is a pretty average state. I've been around and there are rednecks everywhere. Abalama, as they say, is just an easy target for narrow-minded self-concious pricks. And fighting is an idiotic way to resolve idiotic issues. Subject: about all the fighting Date: May 30 2005 04:45:28 AM Author: stimie you childeren make me sick where are your morals all i have to say is when you stand before GOD almight what will you say then.babys you must think long and oh so hard about what realy matters in life.in the end all that is going to matter is how much love you gave.just think about this thought once upon a time.signed the other have of that thought. Subject: 2'' plywood???? Date: Mar 06 2005 10:34:18 AM Author: me plywood is available up to one inch, like your penis! the recoil must have been like crazy yo! Subject: Huntsvegas revisited Date: Feb 11 2005 08:16:23 AM Author: Derelict I went to Grissom (Huntsville) and if you were at the massive brawl in Big Springs park you would know that we were no pussies. About a dozen Huntsville high students went to the emergency room that night. We along with the other punks and freaks from all over the city beat those fuckers down, even that little football player that went to Alabama. The cops knew about it and let it happen because Chief Ottman's son was the reason it started, but we finished it. HA HA! Subject: Truth About Huntsville Date: Feb 11 2005 07:05:47 AM Author: liver the worst Ok, I grew up in Hunstville and was a teen from about 1983-1989. Yea, we made all sorts of weapons. Truth is, there's not much to do down there. We were bored. It may seem like there are all sorts of issues wrapped up in it: male inadequacy, lack of parental love, imitation of tv violence, etc. But really, we were just looking for something to mess around with that had at least a little excitement. Taking our creations to school? That just added a bit of fun. There were fights, but almost entirely your garden variety public school fisticuffs. Oh, for you people in the know, I went to Grissom and Hunstsville High. Subject: bama Date: Feb 10 2005 07:09:26 PM Author: Larry Langford I grew up in Alabama, too. When I was 14 me and my friend made throwing stars out of an old saw blade. They were sharp as hell. I threw them at trees. And why can none of these kids find a knife that has an intact handle? Just go to the freakin kitchen! Subject: Number 4 Date: Feb 08 2005 01:38:03 PM Author: collieweed looks like the thing Gavin shoves up his dad's ass every night before bedtime... Subject: Next Issue?? Date: Feb 04 2005 06:09:33 PM Author: Cum Guzzler I am bored with thie Issue. I need a new one. However, vice UK has kept me busy with the"special" issue. A whole bunch of retarded people on the cover. Tres Cool! Subject: leehighway Date: Feb 04 2005 09:52:46 AM Author: trixie I went to high school in Huntsville at Lee. We had a couple of violent deaths while I was there but not at the school. My guess are that these weapons were from little pot-smoking white rich kids at Grissom and Huntsville HS who got off easy because daddy knew the D.A. Here's all you need to know: 1. Butler and Lee: blue-collar and middle class kids with a few thugs, diverse, weed 2. Huntsville HS: a lot of old-money spoiled white kids and a fair amount of housing project kids, coke 3. Grissom: TON of new-money spoiled white kids with no thugs just wannabe punks, acid and anything could get hands on 4. Johnson: blue collar school almost entirely African-American with a few thugs, weed Huntsville's big enough to have some gangs/violence but most are wannabe big fish in a small pond. All the same, quite a few former classmates are in jail. World would be a better place if we kept San Andreas on the PS2 and didn't get delusions of thug grandeur. Subject: frunkle Date: Feb 02 2005 02:00:30 PM Author: b bruin you know what you do to a guy with 37 knives in his jacket kick him in the side Subject: Props to the wiggers! Date: Feb 01 2005 06:18:09 AM Author: 39 Big shout outs to all those claiming to have been down back in the day. Even those who weren't and claim they were, at least they acknowledge that violence has a high coolness factor. Not like those other cheesedinks. Subject: You've never been to Huntsville Date: Jan 30 2005 09:50:53 PM Author: Joe I live right outside of Huntsville and for those of you who have never been here, the majority of the population of Madison County (the county Huntsville is in) is not even from Alabama. Crap, half of the people in Madison City where I live are from St. Louis. I know it's hard to believe, but most of the people here aren't "poor rednecks." There's a plethera of engineers that work either for NASA or other government agencies located here. But, you guys are right about one thing. Huntsville is definitely not even close to bad-ass, or hard, or whatever you want to call it in comparison to a real city. Subject: Ha Ha! Date: Jan 30 2005 02:36:40 PM Author: Ha Ha! Kill the Canadians! Kill the Canadians! Down Down Dead! Pick them up by the ankles! And beat the ground with their head! And do it and do it and do it and do it And do it until they're dead! And then go back to bed. Subject: all of us are computer geeks. Date: Jan 29 2005 10:44:11 AM Author: no more gangster memories anyone posting stories about their gang life and geting all nostalgic about these toys is a cop out. if your here typing shit on a vice magazine webpage, then you are sitting at home behind your mask on a computer like a fuckin sissy. shut up and go back to your gay teen chat... canadian white loser bullshit Subject: That rubber bitch-slapper is the shit Date: Jan 28 2005 07:08:31 AM Author: former Ontario wigger A bunch of roided-up white jocks in grade 12 had beef with us back grade 10 over some chicks in grade 9 that we were fucking. So like six of us up-armored our shit. I had a five-inch lockblade, my little buddy got down with some Montreal skinheads and some metal shop aluminum knuckles, and one kid had this huge knee-length Layne Staley looking coat with a grand total of 37 knives tucked into it, including this giant footlong pruning saw with a rusty blade that we stole from his parents' garden shed. We called them the fuck out one lunchtime and when they finally came out to the butt section we greeted them with a lebanese mafia guy that was known to carry a mini-uzi under his seat. Shit in the suburbs sometimes gets real like that back in the day before this zero tolerance shit. I've seen kids get slashed the fuck up with broken Snapple bottles or mobbed by like 20 wiggers for their Starter jackets. Lotta kids walking around with canes or in the ICU and shit. Subject: Hey, Bumfuck! Date: Jan 21 2005 02:24:05 PM Author: No, I am not afraid Sorry, darling, was I being negative? Lovely vice is lovely lovely as ever, and all the lovely things they do are lovely. Damn shame about the Blue Last, though. Used to be such a cracking pub. Now it's gonna be full of cunts. Subject: The No. 1 bore on Earth: adam n pals Date: Jan 21 2005 12:07:24 PM Author: I used to be a loner, on my own. You can fuck off with your "we used to" bullshit. What are you trying to say? That you used to have friends, you used to be wild, but now (oh thank god) those days are gone, and you've settled into lonely middle-class oblivion, secure that you made the grade of being a leedle bit crazy? Go and fuck yourself. You people who are always trying to make out you used to be wild, you, you. Fucking make my blood boil. What are you, weapons nerds? What a fucking fucked up version of nostalgia. Subject: black jack Date: Jan 21 2005 11:47:09 AM Author: adam himself we used to make no. 9's out of folded phone cord, bound tightly with electrical tape. im suprised yall dont have smileys: Dog chains with a combination or pad lock at one end. Subject: 3507321C Date: Jan 19 2005 10:45:18 AM Author: I SAID (loud, like that) 3507321C 507321C3 07321C35 7321C350 321C3507 21C35073 1C350732 C3507321 No words of consolation Will make me miss you less My darling if this is die I just know I'm gonna cry So right your head Before you start crying too - And make it easy on yourself Make it easy on yourself 'Cause breaking (you) up is so very hard to do. Subject: bell Date: Jan 19 2005 08:40:02 AM Author: bell bell bell bell bell bell bell bell ebll llbe lbe lbel bell bell bell, end Subject: Dear Jared Date: Jan 19 2005 12:43:10 AM Author: Von Braun How many times can you say fuck? Do you work for Vice, or do you always adopt the vocabulary of the magazine you're reading? Regardless of the degree to which Huntsville sucks, it is still a fairly cosmopolitan city. It's economy is built around space technology, mad gated communities. I bet you live at home with your fat New Jersey mom. The only thing you know about the south is what you gathered from Trishelle on The Real World. If you keep running your mouth, me and oi are going to drive up to your exit and pistol whip your fake ass. Subject: erm Date: Jan 17 2005 07:35:28 PM Author: k the electric tape is used to protect the person if he or she were to get caught, finger prints on the tape and not on the gun. guess those dumbfucks suck balls Subject: i Date: Jan 16 2005 12:37:34 PM Author: still believe nothing beats a good old-fashioned boot party though. steel tips are a miraculous invention Subject: Cree8 Date: Jan 16 2005 12:44:41 AM Author: Abe Froman I never knew white trash hicks were so creative. Good job guys...keep up the good work! Subject: hicksville Date: Jan 15 2005 04:44:19 AM Author: Jared huntsvegas has a crew in "B'ham" and he's proud of it. what a fucktard. especially for talking like that. 3507321C went through all that trouble for a piece of shit LEATHER raiders hat. first off, who the hell wears a leather hat?? secondly, why would you care?? dear lord, you should thank the guy for wanting to take that piece of crap away from you. Von Braun apparently thinks he lives in a major city/place he saw on TV/cultured area, and forgot that he lives in ALABAMA. yeah...don't try and make it sound like it's even remotely liveable there. we already saw the fucking terrifying weapons your kids like to play with in the sandbox. xo jared. Subject: Here in Canada... Date: Jan 15 2005 02:21:53 AM Author: CaseyJones ...they don't ever make us check our hockey sticks in at the gates. Subject: Sir, I got a question: Date: Jan 12 2005 05:37:41 PM Author: Mitch I just saw Natural Born Killers, and a question occurred to me: do you think it influenced the artists in Iraq that cut off heads? Subject: nunchucks...fucking nunchucks... Date: Jan 12 2005 01:32:27 PM Author: Jill most of these i saw 6th graders packing (broken knives, broken metal rods, hand-made brass knuckles) but...FUCKING NUNCHUCKS? props to him only being 14 too. Subject: The Horror Date: Jan 12 2005 02:20:14 AM Author: Zakalwe The best weapon here, in my opinion, is No. 9. The "Some type of rubber object". It is SO a dildo that some kid found in his house or got his brother to buy him, and filed down to optimum width for smacking people in the face with. I guess the electrical tape is there to keep it together for longer. Most of the stuff here is likely to backfire on the person who intends to use it, so this guy had the right idea: get something that's usable, then after you smack 'em around a bit you can say "Dude, you just got hit in the face with a dildo" Classic :D Subject: dope Date: Jan 11 2005 05:43:41 PM Author: TerribleJim number one is a really good idea...oh and dude who shot the knife thru wood...you wore a leather raiders hat...ahahahahahaha Subject: solution Date: Jan 11 2005 04:12:01 PM Author: weapon woman the solution. Subject: Ooh la la Date: Jan 09 2005 06:30:35 AM Author: Empress Tom These boys are so, so tough. This oi Huntsvegas guy has really been there, seriously. Can you believe that fucking shit? Seriously, seriously, we need to fucking sort out this world RIGHT NOW. So be a part of the solution, people. And the solution is LOVE so STOP FUCKING AROUND. I'm really pissed off with people pretending they don't care, and pretending to be cynical. They are losers, losers, really they are. Huntsvagas, it's so obvious to everyone else that you are crying out for love, why don't you just drop the farm-tools and throw your ARMS around the WORLD? Subject: oi Date: Jan 09 2005 02:57:34 AM Author: huntsvegas This list is crap. I grew up in Huntsville and went to Grissom. 1. Boxcutters. Two football players decided to tangle with some chollos... who had boxcutters. They got FUCKED up. One chollo decided to stab himself. They got caught at the hospital. 2. Stick with CHAINSAW chain fixed to it. Saw this guy get his face ripped to shreds with it. 3. Maddox/axe. Guy used one to kills his parents. People from H'ville know who I'm talking about. A friend of mine used to deal for the dude. 4. Pump Shotgun. Another Grissom winner. 16 yr old shot a gas station attendent. 5. Colt .45 Never heard of this one? Cause it's mine. And I never got caught. If you ever saw it, it was because you were getting pistol whipped in the head for ripping my crew off in B'ham. Last I heard, you were in jail for possession. Good job! Subject: hoo Date: Jan 07 2005 09:16:49 PM Author: roo If I ever see Amie in public I am going to ask her to marry me. Subject: I MEAN, C'MON Date: Jan 07 2005 10:51:24 AM Author: C'MON C'MON'S A KNOB C'MON'S A KNOB C'MON'S A KNOB AND S/HE S/HATES S/HERSHELF LET'SH TAKE HER OUT AND BEAT HER ABOUT CAUSE S/HE'S SUCH A LOUT I WANT TO KICK S/HER HEAD I WANT TO SCRATCH HIS EYES AND STAMP ON HIS NOSE AND STAMP ON HIS BALLS AND BREAK HIS TOES AND KILL HIM DEAD WITH A HOLE IN THE HEAD AND WITH HIS HEAD UP HIS HOLE DISMEMBER HIS BOWEL AND ALL THE STUPID SHIT HE SAYS VACUUMED UP OUT OF THE WORLD SO WE'D NEVER SEE HIS LIKE AGAIN, NEVER WONDER, NEVER FEAR, NEVER DOUBT OR POUT OR LEER AND GO IN FREEDOM FROM HIS FOULNESS. AND YET. I WANT TO HOLD HIM. (OOOOH) I WANT TO SAY (AAAAH) WHEN WILL YOU STAND UP? (JANG JANG JANG JALLAAAAAAAH PUMMULLUMMULLUMMULLUMMULLUMMULL DONG DONG DONG DONG KSHSHSHSHSHSHHSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss..........) WHEN WILL YOU BE - 3507321C - THE MAN THAT YOU ARE? OOOOoooooohhh didn't mean to make you cry, And if I'm not back again this time tomorrow carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters Subject: sorry about my little bro Date: Jan 06 2005 01:05:11 PM Author: 9702891348Z he's always acting up because of his small peniso Subject: boys vs. girls Date: Jan 06 2005 11:53:52 AM Author: Kim Purrs wow, i was slightly disturbed by all that. but i guess that is because i am a girl and we use psychological torture and mental cruelty to inflict pain on other girls. ah, the good old days....... oh and 3507321C? if i have to see one more of your all caps, useless, far from witty and even less hilarious comments, i will vomit all over your C'MON. Subject: You went to Huntsville? Me too! Date: Jan 05 2005 11:21:57 PM Author: Von Braun Yeah, I graduated from Huntsville High in 2000. Fucking police state. I remember when that indie-rocker John got caught with that cross-bow. Huntsville hoodlums often defy logic. Most of them are insecure WASPS mothered by the real life desperate housewives. They're dad never spends time with them so they eat designer drugs and run with "crips." One night, while me and my makeshift crew were immersing ourselves in psychedelica, some older trust fund mongrels pulled a machete on us and beat the fuck out of two of my comrades. The reason? Someone had apparently stolen two cds; "Tupac" and "Sublime Acoustic." Don't ever go to Huntsville. Subject: are these crazy? Date: Jan 05 2005 04:39:11 PM Author: Reggie Not too make myself sound all bad-assed on the internerd like mr. knife gun, but these don't seem that bad to me. This is what highschool boys do for fun. I made all kinds of stupid-ass weapons at that age. I had a club with razor blades and nails stickin' all out of it. Oh and I made this awesome gun that shot metal track spikes. And every freshman dipshit at my (private) highschool, including me, carried a knife, or brass knuckles, or something. We were all petrified of walking past the projects to get to school. Didn't help, we still got our asses jumped. Subject: 3507321C Date: Jan 05 2005 09:12:16 AM Author: Author: 3507321C i mean c'mon use your imagination! you think your knife gun thing was good i made a laser gun from lego now YOU DONT NO SHIT ABOUT USING YOUR IMAGINATION! Subject: what? Date: Jan 04 2005 07:04:03 PM Author: Nemo Maybe the problem here is that these poor rednecks have no access to utensils with handles. I'd be pretty onery if I was ripping up my hands everytime I tried to eat. Subject: alabama Date: Jan 04 2005 05:09:41 PM Author: weaponwoman well unfortunately i have only come across a couple of these weapons but they were neither directly or indirectly related to the school system. alabama is stereotyped into being so much more than it is. the native american weapons does not represent cowboy and indians, by the way. Subject: alabama Date: Jan 04 2005 05:09:41 PM Author: weaponwoman well unfortunately i have only come across a couple of these weapons but they were neither directly or indirectly related to the school system. alabama is stereotyped into being so much more than it is. the native american weapons does not represent cowboy and indians, by the way. Subject: i know about these Date: Jan 01 2005 10:45:11 PM Author: amber joy do these come in pink>? Subject: whose stuff Date: Jan 01 2005 09:53:54 PM Author: ima jerk I WOULD USE #4 FOR BEATING MY OWN ASS... Subject: Huntsville School System and Me Date: Jan 01 2005 07:38:31 PM Author: Proud Alumni It's good to see that they do find some things when they randomly search students. I grew up in the Huntsville School system and I was the victim of a few random searches along with friends of mine. A guy I graduated with was nearly expelled for having a broken crossbow in his car. My best friend was nearly expelled for having the smallest of swiss army knives (the fucking manacure set) in his car after they randomly decided to search it. I was called out of class one day because of a "suspicioius dust" on my gear shift...It was fucking dust! Anyway, it was in the car. None of these things were brought into the school. It's good to see that they weren't just paranoid and that there were weapons being brought into the schools. But just a warning, if you have a suspicious dust on your gear shift, don't bring tiny knives and/or non-funtional projectile launching aparati in your car on the premises of any of the fine Huntsville City schools. Grissom Sucks. Subject: bike chains Date: Jan 01 2005 02:13:50 PM Author: pre solve` Bike chains=eye candy check www.prevoke.com Subject: Best & Worst Date: Jan 01 2005 11:17:16 AM Author: Blitz The Best weapon: Homemade Metal Knuckles In Cockney slang they are known as "Chewy Candy" (Chuckles - knuckles) Worst Weapon: Knife Blade That shit sucks. How can you really cut someone without a handle? Subject: gang banger Date: Dec 31 2004 12:13:55 PM Author: shankster the ice pick is the most stealth/useful Subject: chuck chuck fo-fuck Date: Dec 31 2004 10:15:33 AM Author: rommel ooooh chuck, you're so avant-left in your thinking. yeah, shit's always better in europe,darwinism is fact, and all the problems in america are to blame on the very religion that founded this country. get you head out of your liberal parrot ass and start to think for yourself instead of trying to impress your "progressive" dyke-ass girlfriend. Subject: Fuck shit up... Date: Dec 31 2004 09:45:09 AM Author: MikeSnake I like that stick with the bike chain on it. That shit's pretty good. I have this broken fishing pole with a rubber hose fit over the end of it and it's not like a garden hose, but more like one of those rubber tubes that's real good for tying off your arm when you shoot up. It's a fucking badass whip with like a 6 foot reach. Plus I can dodge bullets. Subject: wtf Date: Dec 30 2004 10:48:35 PM Author: dc Pull a pistol looking thing like that shit where I’m from and see what happens. Dare ya. Subject: dull children dull knives Date: Dec 30 2004 07:54:32 PM Author: what? next thing ya know they will be chokein eachother with banjo strings Subject: southern schoolkids?? Date: Dec 30 2004 07:58:00 PM Author: katharine "schoolkids" is a gender-neutral term....all these items were confiscated from MALES. Subject: yeeeesssss? Date: Dec 30 2004 05:32:01 PM Author: knifey mcknife Everyone in Alabama must me somkeing crack! I mean man.... Subject: unleash the dogs of war Date: Dec 30 2004 03:39:59 PM Author: chuck I think 3507321C's (leather?!?) Raider's cap is strapped on a little too tight, but I have to agree that these weapons are kinda Cro-Magnon looking. I bet in Europe the kids make like laser-guided dioxin dart guns. Anyway, someone should give these mid-America public school kids some better weapons and get a little darwinism up in there. Maybe they'll weed out the next generation of the religious right. Subject: yikes Date: Dec 30 2004 10:52:30 AM Author: Eric wow, this is pretty disturbing. thank the lord for private schools. Subject: JERK Date: Dec 30 2004 12:19:13 AM Author: 3507321C THANKS JERK GLAD I'M IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS YOU... I MEAN...................................C'MON! Subject: solution? Date: Dec 29 2004 10:28:35 PM Author: Jenn Well clearly the availability of tape is the problem. Kids just have free access to all this tape to make weapons! Subject: jerk Date: Dec 29 2004 07:52:28 PM Author: jerk 3507321C, you are a jerk. Subject: C'MON! Date: Dec 29 2004 06:19:06 PM Author: 3507321C REALLY, I MEAN, C'MON ! Subject: ... Date: Dec 29 2004 02:38:26 PM Author: knife mcdagger kids in alabama are pussies. even for 7-9th grade standards, these weapons are pretty sub-par. dull blades? jesus, make an effort and steal your neighbors carving knives, assholes. Subject: Shark Shanks Date: Dec 29 2004 08:52:25 AM Author: Homeless Cop When I was in juvenille detention, a kid was sharpening his toothbrush down to stab me, and when I found out I beat him at a game of ping-pong right before I broke a chair over his face. His name was Jerry and he looked like Elvis.....Good times. I became a better artist as I had a business of drawing gang signs for snacks (grahm crackers, juice).... True story. Subject: IMAGINATION? Date: Dec 29 2004 03:20:00 AM Author: 3507321C WHEN IWAS IN THE 10TH GR. I MADE A SPRING LOADED SURVIVAL KNIFE THAT COULD "SHOOT" THROUGH A 2" PIECE OF PLYWOOD. THESE WANNABE GANGBANGER TYPES THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA JACK MY LEATHER RAIDERS HAT AFTER SCHOOL, I SHOT THEIR "LEADER" IN HIS LEG WITH IT N THEY ALL FUCKIN RAN LIKE BITCHES. NOW IF THE KID WHO MADE THOSE "KNUCKLEDUSTERS" HAD TRIED TO USE THOSE ON SOME KIDS FACE HE WOULD'VE DONE NOTHING MORE THAN BUSTED HIS FUCKIN HANDS TO SHIT N GET BEAT. WHERES THE FUCKIN CREATIVITY ? I MEAN C'MON ! Subject: this Date: Dec 28 2004 08:45:33 PM Author: Me all i have to do is Vomet on my hand and run around like it hurts. Subject: for reals Date: Dec 28 2004 08:03:29 PM Author: mat. In my day I had 7/8 steel pipe with a 1 1/4 elbow on the end, I ground the coner into ribbed spikes. I made it on my dads bench grinder. It was way scary than louisevilles and t-ball bats that most fuckers would bring out. Subject: Two men enter... Date: Dec 28 2004 03:39:55 PM Author: poo THUNDERDOME! THUNDERDOME! Two men enter, one man leaves! Subject: fun Date: Dec 28 2004 03:07:28 AM Author: Gordon This looks like the shit they give the kids in Battle Royale. Subject: Let's do this. Date: Dec 28 2004 12:37:43 AM Author: Ben Holy shit, I wanna invade Huntsville, Alabama. I'm pretty sure I have a rubber hose and a wiffle bat lying around I could use. Who's with me? We'll recolonize the place and become roving land pirates. Ladies LOVE roving land pirates. Subject: pathetic Date: Dec 27 2004 05:20:58 PM Author: vegan scum these are the lamest weapons ever. you kids today have no fucking imagination. i blame MTV Subject: kids killing kids Date: Dec 27 2004 03:35:15 PM Author: who cares it would be interesting to measure the genitalia of the males who were carrying these weapons. i'd venture to guess that these boys are of the "Lesser Endowed" variety. that, or they were inordinately close with their mommies and daddies while growing up. doesn't that knife wrapped with electrical tape just scream "Love me?" Subject: weppinz Date: Dec 27 2004 10:42:08 AM Author: AL Yeah, now compare this list to what security takes off of NYC schoolkids. You should've included a popsicle stick that has 'fart' written on it. |
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