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Subject: in MY eyes Date: Apr 05 2006 12:49:21 PM Author: lamo minor threat quote...yeech Subject: Shwing! Date: Sep 26 2005 02:31:05 PM Author: J. Lagoo Dam those American Apparel girls are hot, that's the only reason to go to that store, their clothes are shit quality (maybe sweat shop workers better after all?) Subject: HO-LEE-SHIT Date: Jun 25 2005 03:09:30 AM Author: nasty naj a la plage sans les nuages im SHWAY late, but the girl in the cowboy boots is one of the hottest white women i've ever seen. Subject: Perfect Date: Mar 28 2005 05:53:48 PM Author: Maeko9 Legwamers/socks + heels = perfect Subject: just wonder? Date: Mar 12 2005 01:30:47 AM Author: harlin marlin where do exactly the guy that could dress like jimmy fallon posed at? Subject: racism is so over Date: Mar 07 2005 03:37:53 AM Author: Charlie When did Asian become the new Mexican? everyone hates them now. whatev, don't be jealous because they'll forever be more hip than the rest of us (it's their small proportions, I tell ya). and even though some ho posted something like 2 months ago, i still can't help but respond to her lame ass Ugs comment. so what if they're comfortable? they're still damn ugly. that trend sucks more than tech vests, which i refused to acknowledge until now. thanks a bunch for making me relive that. To huh?: great question. i can't wait. when geek chic is out, where WILL we turn? i invested way too much money in this awkward haircut... i've got nowhere else to go. but, i'm SO done with electroclash. come to Art school - the saturation levels are out of control. it's cooler to not be in the know. Subject: wrong commentary Date: Feb 14 2005 07:58:14 PM Author: zach i think you got the wrong commentary on this one. oh well Subject: young bd Date: Feb 12 2005 05:47:46 PM Author: mean this boy is so cute. perfect. Subject: Thats Jack White snorting coke! Date: Feb 10 2005 01:43:02 PM Author: meg I cant believe the White Stripes singer is so into coke. Subject: The biggest do of all. Date: Feb 09 2005 06:05:57 PM Author: M. Vice puts the design issue in the back issues and comes out with a new issue for us to read--Do! Subject: coke sucks Date: Feb 09 2005 01:34:17 PM Author: fuckin in the bucket guys who do tons coke are exactly alike and have the same sense of humor. Subject: ridiculous... Date: Feb 09 2005 01:06:26 PM Author: design what? ...how this site is still rocking the design issue. im sick to death of it. Subject: 'white' a waste Date: Feb 09 2005 10:05:11 AM Author: br. i think its possible to OVER glamorize cocain here people...it sucks. It doesn't last and it's too expensive. It usually tuns the best people into incredible assholes, and assholes into fucking cunts. I think Vice needs to dare to be different from them selves for an issue and try another drug...heroin helllllo?! Subject: YEYO IS COOL Date: Feb 07 2005 02:54:23 PM Author: johnny fukkbag Idn't bother sniffing it off her ass, once your high, she's gonna want you stick it in her dank cunt. i'd be disgusted to snort that shit from her skin. i'd sniff directly from my bag, and it'd be gone in a single haul. then i'd have some classy mixed drinks, and later, its hard whiskey for me. also, he clearly is not sniffing yeyo, hooch, dope, blow, powder, or cracks ingredient. look at the way he holds his snort rod. what a doofbag. and, his hand is on his face, not plugging one nostril, which is extremely common, though not nessesary... though in this case, i think that it would be, he's at too much a proximity to her dank ass rectum. rarely does anyone not plug their nose. what a fuckbag. i think she shoulda sucked his dick. at least then someone gets a little blow that night. poor photo, i rate it, 1/100, 1 point for having a snort rod in it. oh yeah. Subject: Your Mom Date: Feb 07 2005 01:03:45 PM Author: I'm cooler then you.... Your do's are starting to look like trendie played out hipster shit...Sliver Lake Trash!!! Subject: coke off the ass Date: Feb 06 2005 01:40:02 AM Author: great going! I prefer the tits myself-butt allswell that ends well.....ps pat on back 2 my fine sir. Subject: all that jizz? Date: Feb 05 2005 06:49:00 AM Author: paul pått so, just wondering. how is that "drunken guy balancing" contest coming along..' has anyone gone for tha gold and jizzed on a guy yet.. I tend to laugh instead of taking photos when that happens? Subject: jew-boy Date: Feb 04 2005 11:40:15 AM Author: onepercent i have been waiting my whole life for that "puffy-from-being-punched-the-face" kid. he's my 10. too bad he's on his way to his 9th grade social studies class... Subject: lick it Date: Feb 02 2005 11:16:33 PM Author: amazin' asian first of all, there 'taint any blow on that smilin' asian's ass for cheech to be, well, blowin'. second of all, why isn't he licking her ripe asshole with ever inch of his tongue? I would be chin deep in that ass sucking pre-natal turds from her colon, suckas. her: oh my god, you're gonna suck out my lower intestine! me: slurrrrrppppppp. mmmm, bitch, what is that pork fried rice? i need moist towelette just thinking about it. Subject: dirty lies Date: Feb 02 2005 09:28:31 PM Author: 3 balls while the asian biddy is dope (not a ladyboy in sight) there ain't an ounce of cane on her. i think Coca-San is just frontin and might even be her kin...you know those japanese are kinky. As for the girl in socks and heels, turn those socks into thigh highs, throw on some clothes that don't suck, lose 50 pounds, stop being a carpet hunter and oh yeah, kill yourself...she is a don't not a do. Subject: the three girls Date: Feb 02 2005 01:55:55 AM Author: SOPHIEEEEEEEEE Who are you kidding? Those girls even make ME question my sexuality Subject: ball snipping Date: Jan 29 2005 10:00:37 PM Author: bunndog get yourself fixed sucka. Subject: Coke? Date: Jan 28 2005 02:32:27 PM Author: yadda any chump can hold a rolled up bill to his nose and pretend he's bustin a line but really dude you don't even have any on 'her' skin. Subject: do's and dont's Date: Jan 27 2005 11:25:09 PM Author: JAh aka ALLAh i am going to simultaneously laugh at people and learn new words which reading the do's and dont's book is primarily all aboot to me Subject: doodoo brown Date: Jan 24 2005 10:04:31 PM Author: doodoo brown but that is just a run-of-the-mill southeast asian hooker. call me when you find a japanese or korean whore Subject: . Date: Jan 24 2005 11:31:18 AM Author: . hes snorting coke off a chinese boys ass.yall are gay Subject: Holy Shit!!! Date: Jan 24 2005 10:34:34 AM Author: Cashmere You are fucking right!!!! The 3 amigos did fucking kill it. Who was it, Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Chevy Chase? Man, that was some funny shit. Even though Chevy Chase is reputedly the biggest asshole in the world, and Steve Martin was in that movie with fucking Queen Latifah, it was still "da bomb". That barfight? CLASSIC! And the end, I laughed so hard I shit my pants while I was crying because it was over. I was scared for a while because I thought if I were to burp, then I'd die, but then I remembered that it's only if you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time that you die, shitting and crying have nothing to do with the equation. Subject: cokefiend Date: Jan 23 2005 05:20:04 PM Author: cicero that asian chick is a bit skinny but i'll take her anyday over the tired looking hoes on this page, ms "10" included. Subject: vice desperately reaching for something Date: Jan 23 2005 12:28:31 PM Author: blizzard i remember back in the day when vice do's and dont's were sorta actually kinda remotely funny Subject: Not any more Date: Jan 23 2005 12:22:55 AM Author: NowImFukked God Damn It! *I* was going to snort coke off some skanky asian bitch's ass, now this gay hippie fucker beat me(at) to it. Subject: joke Date: Jan 22 2005 10:39:12 PM Author: joke Ironically this issue is devoted towards Design. The do's section is filled with no-no's in design. Take the 3 girls that they call "supermodels" for instance, no, look again, take a CLOSER look. Are they really on par with supermodels? Nope. Or those hideous Red/White boots, that's cool? Talk about the cheesy and tacky. Subject: one liner Date: Jan 18 2005 04:25:42 PM Author: codish such a great idea. ass candy. www.codybik.com Subject: mother fucker Date: Jan 18 2005 03:17:25 PM Author: crank it up CRANK IT UP FOR DA chococaine HOMIES!! gimme a little coca-weed of the cola! gansta!~ Subject: hmmmm.... Date: Jan 17 2005 10:24:36 PM Author: huh? what happens when being hipster is no longer hip? Subject: ThreeOnAMeathook Date: Jan 17 2005 10:38:15 AM Author: J.Gerbels "...'El Gaupo' (If that is your real name). " HAHAHAHAHAHA....i can't believe you wrote that! you are either a comedy genius(like seinfeld) or the biggest assbrain on the internet(s)!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! btw-3amigos killed it! Subject: ... Date: Jan 16 2005 11:47:06 AM Author: L. They were funny to me this month. Subject: Fuccough! Date: Jan 15 2005 09:43:06 PM Author: ThreeOnAMeathook You nay-sayers make me sick. Vice isn't a webzine, "El Gaupo" (If that is your real name). It's the Voice of Montreal, it's a magazine before its a webzine. Jesus H. Christ, you sound like you plucked your vocabulary directly from Hunter Thompson articles in a set of Rolling Stone magazines that your unemployed dad keeps around. Or maybe you just watched the ultra played out Fear and Loathing... a few times past 100 and started picking his tongue up? Whatever the case, you're an asshole. P.S. Vice can appoint fashion if they want...it's called the First Amendment, jerk off. Tre P.S.S. I'm better than you, and damn near as ignorant. Subject: Fugly Tats Date: Jan 15 2005 07:06:13 PM Author: low class Tattoos are so OVER. Subject: How's your News Date: Jan 13 2005 04:46:12 PM Author: Spunky Junky Those two dudes rockin' out look like the South Park creators. Kinda hurts knowing that. Subject: only in T.O. Date: Jan 10 2005 12:50:51 AM Author: snarky mcnasty Ya know when you were little and someone asked you "What do you want to be when you grow up?" and you said "I'm gonna be a rock star, and a hair dresser, and a teacher and a cowgirl, and an astronaut?" (In that order) Well these cross-eyed douchebags actually went and did it. They are rock star/ hairdressers and the only people who think they are cool are six year olds. They actually own Jem dolls. Subject: why u gotta be like that? Date: Jan 08 2005 02:29:00 PM Author: . ok woah to buddy way up there all up in Madonnas grill for remaking "the day the music died", uh its called "american pie", get your shit straight before u diss it, and jeans in cowboy boots are awsome, so are uggs, why the fuck do we all care so much, they're fuckin comfortable, and its conveniant if ur living somewhere like montreal where your pants get fuckin salt all over them if they're not in your boots, fin de l'histoire. whys everybody gotta hate so much? Subject: this fucking sucks Date: Jan 08 2005 11:15:02 AM Author: minnemannemonne vice is fucking lame. ugly chick in ugly boots? all theese people are the ones getting there asses kicked in school. hate, hate! odb is dope tho. Subject: i just want to say Date: Jan 07 2005 09:09:06 PM Author: Nigel Nepis I could find a way To tell you everything By saying nothing. Clever, eh? Subject: jeans tucked in cowboy boots... Date: Jan 06 2005 11:43:54 AM Author: anal grip ....this trend is so lame - it's not a DO, it's a big fat DON'T! Just like Ugs were last year, but no one listened then either, now who's laughing! Although the socks and high-heels look is pretty hot, but VICE, how come you never diss the wannabe hipsters? Is it because they comprise most of your fanbase? For real, jeans tucked in to your cowboy boots is about as cool as Madonna covering "The Day The Music Died", which coincidentally saw her sporting your fashionable "DO" in the video. Man, that is so gay. Subject: the rapture Date: Jan 06 2005 03:03:37 AM Author: Jesus W. Bush Jesus...I hope the anti=christ does come this year, so my mom will get off my back about getting a job. Its 3am CST and I too lazy to wack off to fall asleep! Subject: gaddar Date: Jan 05 2005 11:46:59 AM Author: fishshop FY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! 12a Subject: gaddar Date: Jan 05 2005 11:46:59 AM Author: fishshop FY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! 12a Subject: rien Date: Jan 04 2005 01:14:15 PM Author: perz ah, i guess snorting coke on a pornstars ass would be pretty ok. And its charmaine. bitch. Subject: in my eyes Date: Jan 04 2005 12:56:13 PM Author: rulebook the Minor Threat reference salvaged an otherwise average Dos. Subject: the asian slut Date: Jan 01 2005 03:05:49 PM Author: cunt if you want to see me stain her lovely face, google for charmane star Subject: they all look like trannies to me Date: Jan 01 2005 08:30:19 AM Author: jim jam slim slam they all look like trannies to me, ipso facto. A big fat scary 2005 to ya. losers. Subject: Fukin Give 'ER Date: Jan 01 2005 02:50:12 AM Author: Miss Rollergirl Yes....whilst i ready myself for an evening of cocaine off dead hooker's chest cavity's, these mother focker's are ready'in themselves with mad make-up, and black hair dye, the effort these scenster;s committ is phenom, so props to them for all the work they do, and for us to observe!!!!! Peace dogs..... Subject: Whore with the stupid boots Date: Dec 31 2004 09:54:42 PM Author: El Gaupo She is pretty, but her ink scares me, and those boots are lame. Just because you are disconnected, live in N.Y., and throw attitude doesn't mean you can appoint fashion by throwing some clever words around on a webzine. Sheesh. Get the fuck out of the city, and go to the mountain for a couple weeks of peace. Clear your head. I am, however, in love with the lovely Asian waif having dust snorted from her ass. Good God, man! Subject: shaolin Date: Dec 31 2004 12:55:47 PM Author: monk that odb record is pure choice Subject: mehh Date: Dec 31 2004 01:21:35 AM Author: Jennnnnnn these just keep getting more and more watered down. i didn't laugh or even half chuckle at ONE of these do's or don'ts c'mon guys.... try harder....be meaner.... and don't be so...i dunno...lukewarm! tabernak Subject: hob knob Date: Dec 30 2004 10:29:14 PM Author: bob well done, vice. that marriage proposal is still on the table. Think about it.... Subject: duran duran back up dancers Date: Dec 30 2004 02:38:17 PM Author: way out west Maybe I can't help the fact that I'm an SF post punk kook, but get off the dumb eighties trend. It's a passing fad. Yes, I'm the gay as well. Subject: hotness. Date: Dec 30 2004 02:04:43 PM Author: me tim barber is hot. hot hot hot hot hot. Subject: Bob Dylan face Date: Dec 30 2004 01:52:15 PM Author: Slick Rick ...yeah, if Bob Dylan died when he was 23 and they found his severed head floating in a river...just a bit bloated Subject: CIA COKE Date: Dec 30 2004 12:33:56 AM Author: 3507321C IF U LUV THE CIA SNORT SOME COKE SNORT SNORT... IF U LUV THE CIA SNORT SOME COKE SNORT SNORT.. COOOOOOOOOOOOOME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!! Subject: DEWD!!!!!!!!!!11111111````~~~ Date: Dec 29 2004 07:01:09 PM Author: OMGZ OMGZ OMGZ TEH COCAINEZ IZ SO TOTALLYS TEH R0X0Rz!~!~@~!~!! LOLOLOLOLOLLIES OMG OMG OMGZZZZZZ!!!!11!~~!~ONE1!~~!!!~ Subject: ... Date: Dec 29 2004 12:40:06 PM Author: Say what? Adam Green looks splendid. Subject: Ha ha ha Date: Dec 29 2004 09:58:45 AM Author: Homeless Cop 1.The tard in the band is priceless. You guys should do a story on them and make sure you include the lyrics. 2.That asian coke whore looks like a man, and the man looks like a bitch. 3.You guys are getting excited about belt buckles and punk fags? And you only had 10 pictures, try to at least make it a dozen.... 4.You guys are reaching..... Subject: "JEW-Y FACES" Date: Dec 29 2004 04:59:57 AM Author: 3507321C THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING "DO" ABOUT THAT KID, HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT A FUCKIN SWIRLY FROM A FAT KID WITH ONE ARM AND A HOOK.........C'MON THE CHICK WITH THE BOOTS IS AN 11 YOU IDIOTS ! Subject: i heart coke Date: Dec 28 2004 07:23:22 PM Author: bob crane did you ever hear that urban legend about the coke fiend who kept dusting the tip of his dick with grade-a columbian, and after a few months his dick turned all green and crusty and after a few more months it turned black and fell off and now he pees thru a straw? that was me... Subject: 3 Girls Date: Dec 28 2004 06:38:08 PM Author: Someone Who Knows Maybe i'm a nerd. Fuck it. Those 3 chicks are tops. Subject: agism Date: Dec 28 2004 05:57:03 PM Author: the subliminal kid man, i must be getting old. most of these do's look like don'ts. o! to live and die unfashionable..... Subject: vietnam Date: Dec 28 2004 04:27:41 PM Author: vietnam sucks1 This band that vice records put out sucks shit, they are a rip off.just like every other band micheal has been in...rip offs.I've seen this kook go threw so many different fazes in his life it's pathetic.every year he's got a new costume and is into some new thing to rip off. take your fake ass back to coppers cove bitch! Subject: damn! Date: Dec 28 2004 12:20:41 PM Author: winston_groom give me some blow and asian asshole anyday. Subject: the exploited barmy army! Date: Dec 27 2004 11:16:22 PM Author: zorlac Now where can I get that buckle my man? Subject: it's good Date: Dec 27 2004 05:48:23 PM Author: drew cobra y'know what i'm going to miss someday? all these people who come to viceland and complain about how the dos and don'ts "used to be good". i haven't seen any yet this issue, and i thought maybe those guys finally decided to stop visiting a website that they hate, and i got kind of sad...but here's hoping! Subject: dyl Date: Dec 27 2004 04:39:11 PM Author: hermikol i need a bob dylan face Subject: poopy? Date: Dec 27 2004 04:26:52 PM Author: H.H. oh yes...a good cleveland steamer does a nazi good! Subject: sage Date: Dec 27 2004 02:06:33 PM Author: already me was firsd Subject: firsty-wirsty Date: Dec 27 2004 02:00:03 PM Author: Well... ...nazis do like poop on their chest Subject: boo-ya! Date: Dec 27 2004 01:49:54 PM Author: heinrich himler firsty-wirsty |
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