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Subject: cMbfkQBjhaEqyiVpUpx Date: Jul 21 2007 08:16:55 AM Author: minevy <a href= " http://chinesefreewebs.com/azomevuzog/index.htm ">dress-for-ski.fm</a> <a href= " http://ctzryess.airsofthost.com/index.htm ">matrix-columbine.net</a> <a href= " http://chinesefreewebs.com/ibenyzowec/index.htm ">disney-store-toronto.cc</a> <a href= " http://qudurrlt.airsofthost.com/index.htm ">appalachian-trail-movie.tw</a> <a href= " http://chinesefreewebs.com/ykydew/index.htm ">translucid.cn</a> <a href= " http://bkjxebcc.airsoft Subject: gary Date: May 09 2005 11:06:00 PM Author: baen haha vice totally got called out on the team america thing stupid knobs Subject: tranny gulls Date: Mar 24 2005 02:20:07 AM Author: kissygirl tranny gulls pecking at the crazy bitch's nest head! Those elevator shoes just make her look like a mary jane puppet Subject: chucks Date: Mar 16 2005 05:02:47 PM Author: me2 you guys got yet another do on the wrong list Subject: omg Date: Mar 15 2005 09:04:56 PM Author: raked I wish I could fuck everyone involved in making Vice and everything about it possible. (Minus the girls, if there actually are any funny enough to be involved with vice. No offence. Girls just arent as funny as guys, unless they're lesbians, and even then they're trying too hard.) Marry Me, VICE!!! Subject: shit rag. Date: Mar 06 2005 08:50:08 PM Author: cranky asshole so what are you guys wearing? i really want to see what such an allegedly fashion-forward bunch of sloppy, white, hipster dilletantes could possibly look like to justify such an erudite, razor-sharp brand of criticism. maybe i should put in your catchy post-post-ironic lingo: 'dude, you fags are so gay with your fashion police caca. why don't you just post a bunch of picures of your shit-covered, kike-cut cocks?' Subject: the culmination Date: Feb 19 2005 02:43:49 PM Author: my dog puked cat shit and I farted tofu dude how many months have you been wearin' around these old pajama do's and don'ts... man take a shower, change your clothes, go outside... do whatever it takes to inspire your lazy asses and fucking give us fresh entertainment now! Subject: Don't look at my wee wee Date: Feb 16 2005 11:28:30 AM Author: The Hamburgler Dam straight I'm gonna close the stall door, cause there's an army of bone smoking tea pots, like your self, with little cameras just waiting to get my budgie dick on film. Plus I don't have a urinal a home. What the fuck is that invention...it's about as civilized as pissing into a KFC sport bucket. Listen here tough guy, if you really want to get your jollies go to daytona speedway. The facilities there feature a trough system...if you're "lucky" you can get a strange wang tap on each of your fat fucking love handles. Romple Romple Romple Subject: jet_generation55@yahoo.ca Date: Feb 11 2005 03:56:56 AM Author: Wilber vice zine makes great toilet paper, until the edges run against your asshole... because it's sharp at the edges of this glossy zine... are they still free? burgerking caught me taking toilet paper this week. Subject: chucked the chucks Date: Feb 10 2005 06:04:33 PM Author: cici got those chucks for xmas back in 93 from my mom n brother...i shuddered visibly when i opened them. By the next day, I'd donated them still in the box, not even tried on for size. so proud to see my choice validated 12 years later. Subject: Christmas Chucks Date: Feb 10 2005 11:56:06 AM Author: H2OLemming I am a proud possessor of a pair of these shoes and, like the other owner, ripped the bell off the back. The are good for a couple of weeks around the holidays but, honestly, as a pair of Chucks, are getting too beat up inside and out to be comfortable. They did and still do rock. And I also don't care for the cracking sound that shit makes. Subject: Don't Date: Feb 09 2005 06:07:50 PM Author: M. The biggest don't ever: Vice leaves the design issue up for way too long... Subject: goin under? Date: Feb 08 2005 07:25:13 PM Author: Zartan Is Viceland.com dead? Fucker hasnt moved in awhile. Subject: NEW VICE ? Date: Feb 05 2005 04:45:44 AM Author: 3507321C WHERES THE NEW VICE FOR FUCKS SAKES !? Subject: next Date: Feb 04 2005 02:21:42 AM Author: issue? Dude is barfing because he just found out he was kissin on them tranny gulls. Subject: oh well Date: Feb 03 2005 05:44:11 PM Author: where's the funny? I used to laugh when I read the Do's and Don'ts...now I just sigh and wonder if the vice squad has finally smoked TOO much crack... Subject: dark berry juice Date: Feb 02 2005 11:08:15 PM Author: call me suzy you cannot hate on those fine amazonian queens, they could freak you so hard you'd cry and bleed. the one in all decked out in leather straps looking at you like "i could eat your dick off and you'd love it." just my type. mmmm, kick me in the nuts and call me suzy, bitch. Subject: what i just did Date: Jan 30 2005 05:08:38 PM Author: artoofo I just pooped in my pants and the poop dripped down the side of my leg and then I sat in a chair and the poop smeared all over my butt and began to soak through my pants so that when i got out of the chair there was a wet translucent brown residue on it. Subject: Thanks for TEAMAMERICA clafirication Date: Jan 28 2005 06:51:57 PM Author: VICE Ooooh, that guy isn't REALLY a giant puppet that walks around with strings holding his arms and has convinced himself that he looks arabic and is using that disguise to go to the middle east and root out terrorists? Oh, shit. Thanks for explaining what we must have been thinking. Now we get it. So what you're saying is international undercover spies don't hang around parties wearing their disguise and they aren't marionettes either. Fuck, what were we thinking? Thanks for the update dude. Subject: towel head Date: Jan 28 2005 03:11:19 PM Author: yadda shits Subject: towel head Date: Jan 28 2005 03:11:09 PM Author: yadda Who cares about team america? Fucking bunch of fakes...I hope the dude really gets it now...what a gay name. Hi we're Team America and we're ready for anything. Who calls themselves that anyway...bunchs has beens or have nots...not everyone deserves their 15 min. Fags Subject: The Towel Head Date: Jan 28 2005 01:54:05 PM Author: Anyting for a Don't.... Yo retard Editor - that "towel head" is Gary from TEAM AMERICA! You'd think a magazine about currect culture would know that. Sad... Subject: pissing Date: Jan 26 2005 02:05:02 PM Author: Evil Jesus i use public toilets and i piss on the seat i walk around in the summer time saying how about this heat Subject: Cleveland Steamer Date: Jan 26 2005 02:00:27 PM Author: Evil Jesus uh, cleveland steamer...what is that? Subject: the exception Date: Jan 25 2005 09:59:56 PM Author: hooker BUT if you own a Biffy, a la Assblaster, you're just an uptight 50+ year old upper westside man who takes his preteen's boyfriends into the bathroom. Subject: keep it clean- for us girls (& the gayz) Date: Jan 25 2005 09:19:11 PM Author: hooker you guys wouldn't like it if us girls didn't wipe up, right? a guy that wipes is hot- fuck a stinky piss man. and why has no one decided to comment on the month before menopause gothic ballet mom? am i the only one who sees her nipples (and boobs!)?????? Subject: tranny gulls? Date: Jan 25 2005 08:41:16 PM Author: twipe dem burnt up trannys TP thurr dickhole too! Subject: turdy does it Date: Jan 25 2005 05:59:04 PM Author: who cares Huh, thats funny, yea I do wipe the tip of my dick with t.p. Subject: no it don't make sense Date: Jan 25 2005 02:00:27 PM Author: that last don't I could see where you're coming from but that lady is not "kind of hot". She's fucking gross so I don't get it. Subject: they are girls Date: Jan 25 2005 01:30:42 PM Author: they don't look like men If you didn't go up to them it's cause you're afraid of them, these girls are obviously girls. You need to justify your fear of women by pretending you think they look like men but they don't. That girl on the right does have a big torso but you can see it's a woman. Subject: those chicks Date: Jan 25 2005 12:26:02 PM Author: dmoney they have to be guys Subject: tranny gulls? Date: Jan 24 2005 11:21:45 PM Author: MCP they look like burnt up Olsen twins Subject: big pissin Date: Jan 24 2005 11:16:34 PM Author: me again I usually be so krunk i jus pee on the floor or on some white bitch. Subject: who cares is a lady-boy Date: Jan 24 2005 11:37:50 AM Author: durdy does it you must pee sitting down, cus you get splashed even more pissin in the stall if youre standing. i bet you hover too just like a bitch in bobby socks. do you tear off a square of t.p. and wipe the tip of your penis too? Subject: Pissin Date: Jan 23 2005 08:03:58 PM Author: Who cares Eveyone always thinks guys piss in the stalls cuz their scared someones going to see there dick. I've done it for years just because I don't like to get splashed with my own waste (I do wipe the seat if I miss). Subject: vice desperately reaching for something Date: Jan 23 2005 12:16:57 PM Author: blizzard i remember back in the day when vice do's and dont's were sorta actually kinda remotely funny Subject: F1ZZUCK 477 Y'477 Date: Jan 23 2005 03:55:54 AM Author: 3507321C STFUPLZKTHXUOOGLYJU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: if c*nt had calories...I'd be a fat man Date: Jan 22 2005 06:53:40 PM Author: jpop hamlae now...team america is funny, very funny. If you didn't like it then there must be something wrong with you. I think it comes down to a self-respect issue; the same can be said for anyone who likes celine dion...they've been wronged in their lives and no longer know how to do anything that will allow them to escape that pitt of sh*t they've found themselves in. As I said, if you didn't like it, desperately find yourself some help. Also, I'd shove my head up those ghettobootie girls with a snorkle in my mouth just so I could live in blackass bliss for the remainder of my life. c*nts Subject: Oh, of fucking course... Date: Jan 21 2005 12:13:55 PM Author: BLOODMUMMY wait wait wait so just because I dress to look like a retarded asshole out of a movie that forgives me for looking like a fuckwit? because if someone points out that I look like a shithead they just "don't get the joke"? oh, great! from now on i am going to dress like an extra in Salute of the Jugger and if anyone says "Why don't just you move to Germany and hit dudes with those American Gladiator sticks while putting fucking dog skulls on poles?" i'm gonna be all "fuck you! you just don't get the joke!" also the Christmas chucks fucking suck. there is no known level of irony that can make those a DO Subject: toilet batter Date: Jan 20 2005 07:19:11 PM Author: pahroh give the guy a break its not like you can do lines on the urinals Subject: total pussy Date: Jan 20 2005 10:03:08 AM Author: Rey Kloos how much beer can fit in a girls purse? enough to make you pass out? god help us all. Subject: Team America Date: Jan 19 2005 04:27:09 PM Author: KidCarpet "That South Park movie muthafuckin' sucked. Anyone who's a fan of it is a rickoculous rickock. Fuck that. I saw that movie and I snuck a bunch of beer in in a girl's purse and then I blacked out cause I drank it all and the movie sucked and then I didn't remember it. I didn't remember it even after I saw the pic of the dude that dressed up like Ahkmed. It's stoopid" You ARE a twat Subject: morons Date: Jan 19 2005 11:52:02 AM Author: jessho the girls are definatly black you dumbass, and the bubblegum is a keloid scar; you lame ass ignorant vice staff member. don't even pretend to be sarcastic about it, because there is nothing sarcastic about the caption. Subject: Babaganush... Date: Jan 19 2005 01:30:42 AM Author: MikeSnake That South Park movie muthafuckin' sucked. Anyone who's a fan of it is a rickoculous rickock. Fuck that. I saw that movie and I snuck a bunch of beer in in a girl's purse and then I blacked out cause I drank it all and the movie sucked and then I didn't remember it. I didn't remember it even after I saw the pic of the dude that dressed up like Ahkmed. It's stoopid. Subject: those girls aren't black Date: Jan 18 2005 06:45:02 PM Author: Carl At least I don't think so. They look white to me, the faces and everything. The skin just looks like one of those horrible tans. Subject: Shoes Date: Jan 18 2005 06:26:11 PM Author: P Those shoes don't look bad at all, they're awesome. I don't get these guys sometimes. Subject: smac Date: Jan 18 2005 03:56:03 PM Author: dic k yo, aren't we all a little gay?? Subject: i spy... Date: Jan 16 2005 09:51:48 PM Author: some fags! Whoever is concerned about another man piss habits has to have a touch of the gay in them. I agree, wiping up piss with a turdle head ain't no walk in the park, But fuck! Are you ever gonna trust a public seat? Pre-dump seat wiping is mandatory pissy or not. But if you tuff guys demand a man to piss in the urinal next to yours, you might as well throw a wink or a kiss and reach over to finger that hairy asshole. Subject: 80s, hippy, new wave, super models Date: Jan 14 2005 03:21:14 PM Author: Not impessed Mostly when I look at that picture I someone that SHOULDN'T have blond hair, someone that SHOULDN'T be wearing a dress that small and tight on such a square body and some lavender hairball that appears to be as old as my mother. Subject: Don'ts Date: Jan 13 2005 10:50:38 AM Author: My Sexual Penis People. I can't believe there's a genuine "Vice sucks, those Christmas Chucks are a fucking DO" thing going on here. I've taken better looking shits. . .in urinals. Go fuck yourselves. And while you're at it, think for a second about why you think Trey Parker is uncool (besides having the name Trey), then take your fucking cock out of your mouth. Oh, and think that broad will give another lecture-post about institutional racism? Christ that was hott. Girls with ideals are hot. Especially when they're naive enough to lecture this fine collection of douche bags. Fuuuuuuck! Subject: To Jonny Date: Jan 12 2005 03:38:52 PM Author: Cashmere I don't think the problem is eating breakfast, but the people who slurp. Unless someone bit your bottom lip off, there is no need for it. If your coffee is really that hot, than wait for 3 fucking minutes. It won't kill you. Slurping should be an offense served with, at the least, a stiff ticket. It's almost as bad as farting at the table Subject: Toilets Date: Jan 12 2005 02:54:20 PM Author: Jonny Why's everyone so uptight about pissing in public? You know what's disgusting? Eating breakfast with other people. All that slurping, and crunching and chewing...it's fucking vile. You freaks had best start worrying about things that matter. Subject: The Negro Ladies Date: Jan 12 2005 02:30:45 PM Author: Dame Edna The Negro ladies are definitely ladies. No muscletone in the hotter one's left arm. Regardless, I would hit either one of the in the badonkadonk. Then...I would walk right in to the men's room where "heap" opts to defecate and take a monster, post-anal sex whiz all over the toilet seats. Yeah. That's what I would do. Subject: daisy dukes Date: Jan 12 2005 02:21:18 PM Author: sleekor kudos on the daisy duke picture, truly frightening. you did however fail to mention the turd with her. the bandana, the bad tatoo, and the ankle hugging jeans. he also looks like he is angry because "yer checkin' out his lady". i'm surprised he didnt charge you. moron. Subject: daisy dukes Date: Jan 12 2005 02:12:57 PM Author: sleekor kudos on the daisy duke picture, truly frightening. you did however fail to mention the turd with her. the bandana, the bad tatoo, and the ankle hugging jeans. he also looks like he is angry because "yer checkin' out his lady". i'm surprised he didnt charge you. moron. Subject: urinal etiquette Date: Jan 12 2005 11:51:48 AM Author: vikyeah why don't you all jus look at each others cocks and get it over with! you know ya wanna! Subject: pissin' like a dancing bitch. Date: Jan 11 2005 02:41:01 PM Author: heap yo, I piss standing up and I shit sitting down. 75% of the time when I sit down and release some serious fecal there is pissy piss all over the seat. so I have to get a wad of TP and scrub the fucking seat down even before I can lay out my public toilet nest. meanwhile, I'm usually holding back some pressing business. so all you pansy fucks who don't have the nuts or psychological soundness better at least lift up the fucking seat so mother fuckers like me don't have to clean up your mess. you should be so fucking embarrased that another man has to wipe up after your piss just because you are too pussy to release it at the stall like the rest of the world. and guess what? nobody cares that your dick is small, they aren't looking. and if they are they are fags so they can't say shit anyway. and if your dick isn't small, it's not special either. everybody has about the same flacid dick. some dudes got a hook when theys erected - but that is off topic. the point is, there is no good reason not to piss in the urinal. and once again, DON'T PISS ON THE SEAT YOU FUCKING DISGRACEFUL, COWARDLY, AND MENTALLY WEAK 'MEN.' Subject: Redeeming Qualities Date: Jan 11 2005 12:07:51 AM Author: Jo Ok..these are funny again? D'you fire the last unfunny dude that wrote the Do's and Dont's last month? Gold star! Subject: Team America Date: Jan 10 2005 06:34:54 PM Author: Mike J making reference to a Trey Parker whatever movie is actually not that cool Subject: hirsute Date: Jan 10 2005 12:21:20 PM Author: Jerry "More hirsute"? Isn't is "hirsuter"? Subject: chicks with dix Date: Jan 10 2005 09:54:53 AM Author: Peetay Pan I don’t care what you all say those women look hot! Dirty and hot actually. If you look closely you can see man chick on the left is wearing a handbag that he has cut up to make a make shift bra and miniskirt. Subject: chuck Date: Jan 10 2005 04:56:37 AM Author: hugh farley the only thing that would make those shoes even better would be if they replaced the blue star with a blue evergreen tree silhouette and the little logo said "Christmas All Stars" Subject: christmas chukkas Date: Jan 10 2005 04:53:24 AM Author: heywood j'bloughme you're gaytarded...THOSE CHRISTMAS CHUCKS ARE A DO Subject: team america Date: Jan 08 2005 09:53:29 PM Author: Hans Brix whats with people not liking this movie, stop that, it's irritating. Subject: goad Date: Jan 07 2005 10:15:13 PM Author: goad i think a picture of mr. goad being hit by a sharp skinhead would be a funny dont.. dont because he should stop bitching about a little fight and dont because im not funny.. G-D, whyd i write this Subject: scar tissue Date: Jan 07 2005 09:29:30 PM Author: gjhfghfhf I bet when that dude had it done he hadn't imagined it would come out looking quite as much like double-ended twisted up drooping dicks...poor bastard! Subject: / Date: Jan 06 2005 10:51:11 PM Author: nicky she's like donatella versace on speed Subject: You're dick wouldn't last.. Date: Jan 06 2005 02:34:27 AM Author: Razzoo twelve seconds on Bourbon St.! Subject: worse than america's funniest home video Date: Jan 05 2005 04:32:53 PM Author: dianne you guys faked that daisy dukes picture! come on tell us the truth! Subject: Team America... Date: Jan 05 2005 02:05:52 PM Author: Bel Biv Devoe Why's everybody so hung up on that shit. I saw that movie and it was definitely a "Don't". I really didn't even remember that part of the movie until you assholes brought it up. I'm with Vice and that shit's still a "Don't" Subject: God Save the Queen Date: Jan 04 2005 11:30:11 PM Author: Mungo Jerry Look at that dude in the towel with pubic hair stuck all over his face!? Look, his nostrils are all flaring up in his moment of proud recognition. He'll probably tell people at job interviews that he's been a "model" and then show them that picture. That psychotic look in his eye's would be amusing if he were high on coke except you know he really is having a Rick from the young ones moment. Subject: It's all good Date: Jan 03 2005 12:41:09 AM Author: Ariel! At least these Don'ts don't just consist of scraggly homeless people. And come on! The Chucks are killin! Subject: AIDS vaxine Date: Jan 02 2005 06:50:38 PM Author: mcfleece ...................ooooo ..................o.....o ..................o.....o ..................ooooooo ..................o.....o ..................o.....o ..................o.....o ..................ooooooo .....................o .....................o .....................o .....................o .....................o .....................o ..................ooooooo ..................oooo ..................o...o ..................o....o ..................o.....o ..................o.....o ..................o.....o ..................o....o ..................o...o ..................oooo ..................ooooooo ..................o........ ..................o........ ..................o........ ..................oooooo ........................o ........................o ........................o ...................oooooo do they know it's christmas time? think they do with 50 million pound christmas presents each year. Subject: Marcel Date: Jan 02 2005 02:20:00 PM Author: Deemonie I MEANT syb. Sorry Marcel. Subject: Bubblegum Date: Jan 02 2005 02:18:06 PM Author: Deemonie Oh, no shit Marcel, it's not really bubblegum? I thought it really was. I thought the authour was being serious...Fuck. Subject: Twins Date: Jan 02 2005 01:59:27 PM Author: David Duke Yvonne, please, you're boring us all with your wannabe sobering moment. Without getting into matters of subjective taste, those whores that are wearing orange tanning cream and contacts would only look hot if they were covered in my cum and asking for more. And they're not even black, but if they are then they're trying to look white (which most black women do anyway), and if that's hotter to you than white chics looking like HOT white chics in the DOs section, then that says something about your "genetically predisposed" views of female beauty. And by the way those three white chics prolly got filled out by bruthas the night that photo was taken, since even black men like white chics more than they like black chics. Subject: Do's and Don'ts Date: Jan 02 2005 12:21:48 PM Author: Marcel The do's and don'ts USED TO BE GOOD. with a real focus on fashion and what are the latest trends and what looks good. I luved how the don'ts have always been filled with people from L.A., very appropriate. You should get back to that formula, fast! Subject: fraternity "bubble gum" Date: Jan 02 2005 04:17:02 AM Author: syb wat a moron that "bubble gum" is actually a keloid. http://www.medicinenet.com/keloid/article.htm Subject: steamer Date: Jan 02 2005 01:58:08 AM Author: oboreon im slow ,whats a clevland steamer? Subject: idiot Date: Jan 01 2005 06:59:43 PM Author: dick the derki is supposed to look like gary from team america world police you dumbass. ITS DEAD ON HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT GAVIN YOU ASSHOLE!!!! Subject: psss Date: Jan 01 2005 05:38:38 PM Author: petty thief Yvonne shut the fuck up, just because your average iq is lower dont mean you get a licence to dress like crass drag queens and ponce around on MTV and demand that white people take you seriously. Subject: um... retarded. Date: Jan 01 2005 08:02:19 AM Author: jesus. what i dont understand. is the stupid broadcast though bubble gum. what's the point. its better to know who you hang out with and be an ambivolantly ambiguous random (even if you dont go to school). there's nothing wrong with dat. Subject: I think your racist. Date: Dec 31 2004 08:11:15 PM Author: Yvonne Mignon I looked at your Do’s and saw three mediocre white chicks and they were referred to as “super models” and so on and so forth. But when hot black chicks were shown in the Don’ts you compared them to men. One they didn’t look like men, two they were way hotter then the white chicks and three over the four years of reading Vice, I’m starting to see a pattern. Look, I’m sure you consider yourself a liberal minded person, but some people can’t help consciously help the deeply embedded, institutionalized racism. Believe me, I look beyond the and slightly deeper and you can’t hide what you are., I see it. If all truth comes to light, then believe me your glowing. But hey you can’t help it. Maybe it’s genetically predisposed. Subject: christmas chucks Date: Dec 31 2004 06:01:44 PM Author: a guy dude that's a total don't that's really a do. Subject: Daisy Douche Date: Dec 31 2004 01:51:59 PM Author: Inganoramous I almost laughed my ass off when I saw the photo of the Trailer Trash Ho with the micro jean shorts-Jesus Fuckin' Christ. Subject: I was the hero Date: Dec 31 2004 11:55:33 AM Author: Dirknee Panyak Yes, pissing in the cubicles is better. I get stage fright. Sometimes, if I'm drunk or tired, I sit down. No, my knob does not hang in the water. I have just wanked very satisfactorily to the image of those two he-she's. I had this whole daydream going on. Not going to tell you about it, but it was better than the movies, because instead of identifying with the hero, I was the hero. If it means I'm gay, I don't care. More or less agree with everything else. Especially the bit about pretty girls being crazy and even still attracting guys. I hit on the whole thing of having foul-looking girl-friends years ago. They're so much saner! Aha aha aha. Subject: suppressed and overt fear Date: Dec 31 2004 02:36:57 AM Author: hft Well, what can one expect from a bunch of white people, who own a publication. Of course, being ironic, in a racist, sexist etc., is the cornerstone of their literay limitation. Subject: Impure converse Date: Dec 30 2004 07:22:02 PM Author: achanblach Such a thing of beauty .... soooooo sad (and only mildly amusing for 1 month a year!) Death to the heretic who did this! Subject: Daisy Duke Beyotches Date: Dec 30 2004 05:26:46 PM Author: Hermanasatana I've seen worse at truckstops in California, at least she doesn't have 100 years' worth of cellulite creeping down her flesh, oh the mental images are too much, I heart you canucks something fierce, but I'm gonna get in trouble at work for looking at this crap. xo Hail Satan Subject: mesh caps and stressed denim.. Date: Dec 30 2004 03:12:06 PM Author: ashman true dat! shit is way played like william hung, oreo cookies and milk. Subject: Holy fucking shit Date: Dec 30 2004 04:42:57 PM Author: M Too funny dudes! Subject: Christmas Chucks Date: Dec 30 2004 01:41:28 PM Author: Ginny What do you mean "don't"? I would wear the Christmas Chucks all December long, even to the New Years bash. "Don't" my ass! Subject: Barfing Date: Dec 30 2004 01:25:56 PM Author: Gone Phishin' Those arnt even skate shoes brosef. Subject: Gum?? Date: Dec 30 2004 12:27:16 PM Author: cracker jack that shit looks nasty. Is it a scar tattoo? what the holy moly fuck. Subject: chix with dix Date: Dec 30 2004 11:30:14 AM Author: knobody I didn't know Lil' Kim and Tracy Bingam were kickin it. Far Out Subject: PISS DROPLETS ? Date: Dec 30 2004 12:36:04 AM Author: 3507321C WHY WOULD YOU GET PISS DROPLETS AT ONE N NOT THE OTHER ? C'MON............REALLY..........C'MON! Subject: The Borderlines Date: Dec 29 2004 09:08:27 PM Author: Brad I totally agree with Vice on this one. Even if I knew they were girls, they look too much like guys trying to be girls. Subject: PISSING Date: Dec 29 2004 06:29:15 PM Author: PISSING THOSE URINALS MAKE ME GET PISS DROPLETS ON MY HANDS CMON THERE IS NO NEED . STALLS ALL THE WAY OR THE SINK IF THE LINE IS LONG HOWEVER U MIGHT GET KICKED OUT DA CLUB caps lock off Subject: code of the urinal Date: Dec 29 2004 06:16:58 PM Author: Urinal master Remember the dudes in middle school that would literally press their entire abdomens into the urinal so no one could see their junk? Those guys are the same ones who later in life have to pee in stalls. Stalls are for bumps and the mudbutt that quickly follows. Ok, For the urinal wary...while using the urinal think of it as a zen experience. It is YOUR time. Not the dude's who's next to you or the loud guy a few urinals away. You don't even need to look straight ahead. Get comfortable! Settle in. It's YOUR urinal. No matter if it's tiny or huge, feel free to look down lovingly at your unit, as if to say, Hey guy, its just you and me, you're doin' a great job--keep it up. Good luck and god bless. Subject: the guy next to the chik Date: Dec 29 2004 06:11:49 PM Author: hurl I bet the gay guy next to her has a ponytail. And I lvoe your note abvout using the word, "faaggottee." Subject: borderlines... Date: Dec 29 2004 02:28:53 PM Author: knife mcdagger those bordelines are "do's," you stillborns... Subject: LOUDER Date: Dec 29 2004 01:34:22 PM Author: LOUDER WHY DO ALL NI GG ERS WRITE IN ALL CAPS Subject: Pissing in public Date: Dec 29 2004 12:54:25 PM Author: Say what? Get over yourselves. "Oooh, someone might spy my wing-wong when I'm taking it out to peepee". If they do, just lean over, look at theirs and ask them if they've seen a doctor about that. Subject: 2 Short of a Dozen Date: Dec 29 2004 10:09:32 AM Author: Homeless Cop Only 10 pics? And these aren't even that good.... You guys are fading like Michael J Fox in Back To The Future..... McFly!!!!! Subject: Borderline Hos Date: Dec 29 2004 09:00:49 AM Author: Me The boderline girls are the hottest fucking thing to ever grace the pages of this sub-par publication. I care not if their packing a little extra hardware. That's merely the added bonus. Like getting a great tattoo in a package of Cracker Jack. Subject: HAHAHAHA Date: Dec 29 2004 05:06:33 AM Author: 3507321C 1.VICE KNOWS ALL SO OBVIOUSLY THEY SEEN T.AMERICA 2.WHEN PISSING AT A URINAL YOU MUST LOOK AT THE WALL IN FRONT OF YOU ABOVE SHOULDER LEVEL. 3.IF YOU BREAK RULE NUMBER 2 U R GAY. 4.IF U BREAK RULE 2 AND YOUR 3 YOU RISK GETTING PISSED ON BY SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO WILL TURN N PISS ALL OVER YOU WHILE SAYING "WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKIN GIVE ME A REACHAROUND BITCH !?" (I HAVE DONE IT TWICE IN THE PAST(DON'T FUCKIN TEST ME)) I MEAN REALLY C'MON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: pissing Date: Dec 28 2004 11:08:22 PM Author: johnny k sorry.... but i'm all about the private pee space... more because i can't urinate if there's too much noise than that i have some fear of people scoping out my . a stall provides just alittle bit of peace to relax and piss... where as at a urinal it's just loud and noisy and shit Subject: Why Date: Dec 28 2004 08:19:48 PM Author: Why THe do's are Don'ts and the don'ts are do nots i rather look at craigslist shit pics (fuck you i said) Subject: Weak Date: Dec 28 2004 03:02:49 PM Author: Jetpack I think the fact that people paid money to see "Team America" is funnier than any joke that could possibly have been in the movie. Subject: team america Date: Dec 28 2004 01:40:12 PM Author: eric lavoiuxwa the team america guy is hilarious whether or not the vice kids "got it" or not. Subject: petra nemcova Date: Dec 28 2004 01:30:48 PM Author: dizzle hahaha Subject: flash gordon Date: Dec 28 2004 10:53:45 AM Author: petra nemcova "So wait a second I am a pansey and a homophobe for preferring to use the stall to take a piss?"......ummm, yes you are. Subject: shit Date: Dec 28 2004 04:41:31 AM Author: D That last photo is going to give me nightmares. Thanks a LOT, Vice. Subject: using the stall Date: Dec 28 2004 02:47:45 AM Author: Gordon So wait a second I am a pansey and a homophobe for preferring to use the stall to take a piss? I'm sorry but having your dick out with another dude standing 2 feet away with his dick out and his face right next to yours is just a difficult situation to feel relaxed enough to urinate in. For me anyway, I guess this makes me a repressed freak right? But can't we figure out a better way to do this in 2004? Seriously, I don't want to see any dudes pissing in front of me from the front, rear, side or anywhere. How about some fucking privacy for christsake. I don't want to see what you are up to, and I don't want you to see what I am up to. The Japanese have toilets that wash and powder your ass and we are still going potty like its 1929. Subject: vertigo Date: Dec 28 2004 01:35:53 AM Author: draken Anyone notice the male accompanient of the assnaked woman is The Edge? Subject: The Vomit Guy Date: Dec 28 2004 01:09:23 AM Author: Supreme Don DaDa What's wrong with logo tee's??? Subject: gotti? Date: Dec 27 2004 04:00:37 PM Author: takes one to know one is that victoria gotti with the orthopedic raver shoes? Subject: Team America Date: Dec 27 2004 02:31:51 PM Author: lucy To try and pretend that Vice knew what that costume represented is ridiculous. It's unfortunate that they missed the movie, however. Subject: gre Date: Dec 26 2004 02:40:54 PM Author: erg repeating jokes is totally funny. i love when people quote comedy shows to me, i laugh so hard. Subject: you are dumb Date: Dec 25 2004 12:52:55 PM Author: Damnyankee Vice is continuing the joke you fucking moron. Team America came up with it, this dude continued it by wearing it out and Vice kept the torch going by doing it too. EVERYONE has seen Team America. Subject: hakmed Date: Dec 24 2004 12:33:29 PM Author: damnyankee the terrorist disguise is gary from team america after laser-valmorphonization surgery man. looking bad is the fucking point of the joke. |
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