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Subject: You're cool... Date: Mar 03 2008 01:26:03 AM Author: Lauren You know what I'm gonna do... Go and read an article by someone I hate and then write angry comments about it. It's just so fulfilling and makes me feel like I matter. Yeah... what's up with that? Lesley you rock my socks off. Keep writin' and I'll keep readin'. Peace. Subject: F**K Date: Feb 13 2005 07:55:22 AM Author: COT DEATH CHRIS "It is retarded to steal from a place with censors, metal detectors, store detectives and cameras without really knowing what you're doing." What the fuck did you steal from a place with censors? Those little asterisks they put over the cuss words? Subject: Leslie the Latin Lover Date: Feb 09 2005 11:21:26 PM Author: WILLIAM DOUGLAS ALLEN III Want to know the best thing about going to church on Sundays? The ruthless after parties of course! Night Clubs are for the weak, you know you’re hardcore when you’re getting fucking loaded out of your mind on a Sunday afternoon wearing a suit, and all you can think about is Jesus. wdallen1@yahoo.com Subject: wonderlust Date: Feb 09 2005 10:13:24 PM Author: Nicole i love lesley, she is good and she doesn't have to be if she doesn't want to. check out, www.tremblingstar.com... it has nothing to do with me but i have the same name as her. keep in touch. nicole Subject: me Date: Feb 09 2005 06:20:30 PM Author: me i was trying to look like andy warhol. Subject: Arfin Date: Feb 09 2005 06:10:27 PM Author: M. I hate u lesley arfin. Subject: I'm sorry Date: Feb 08 2005 02:45:06 PM Author: UK I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry, Vice? Please come back. I'm sorry! I fucking mean that. xxxx x Subject: There aren't any Date: Feb 08 2005 02:31:16 PM Author: UK Do's and Don'ts. When peop's talk about Vice, they say, Oh, I Love the Do's and Don'ts. Because they haven't seen them in a while, I suspect. Lesley "Barfin" arfin is frankly boring as an athiest's funeral. You know, Leslie, you're not that bad, but you're not that good, either. Let's have another look. Yep. pretty D-U-L-L. I'm pissed, now - that's drunk, to you slaughterers of the brown man - and oh just fuck off Subject: LESLIE, TELL ME ABOUT IT! Date: Feb 08 2005 03:50:41 AM Author: William Douglas Allen III What is this?!? Leslie I’m fucking talking to you, I will discipline you if necessary! Seriously what am I looking at? Did you just rip pages out of magazines and tape them to your wall? That’s so tacky I'm embarrassed for you....And your journal entry leaves something to be desired to say the very least. For starters, can I recommend you put a disclaimer at the top of your remarks stating which of the following you are: a girl, a guy, or Mccully Culkin on Halloween? Next....Do not tell us these people's names in your situational stories. The odds that any of us would actually recognize these people by name recognition are astronomical, and we won’t even factor in the human trash these people associate with. I Swear Dale Carnegie would be spinning in his fucking grave he saw this inhospitable shit your trying to throw in our faces. Ok that’s enough for now; you've upset me Leslie, really. I know your just following your life long search for intellectual enlightenment, but I can almost personally guarantee you won’t find it in your Aunt Nancy’s asshole, so please get out! Subject: thanx for the tip Date: Feb 04 2005 03:45:13 PM Author: mattymatt "But if you live there and you hate it, make a zine about it." For two seconds, that sentence made me feel EXACTLY like I was in high school again. Which is the longest tolerable dose of that sort of feeling. Anyway, it's good advice. Subject: wtf-ing hell! Date: Feb 03 2005 08:38:14 AM Author: Simon Mitchell Subject: Huh? Date: Jan 26 2005 04:04:03 AM Author: 39 What the hell is she wearing? A fucken vest with a sripey blue shirt? Was she working at S-Mart at this time? It this what hip new Yorkers were wearing back in the day? Please tell me she actually didn't take that picture herself? ------------------------------------------- AND HOW EXACTLY DID SHE TAKE THAT PICTURE HERSELF BOLLOCKCHOPS?? Subject: i totally fuckin' later'd lesley Date: Feb 01 2005 09:57:43 AM Author: patty o' spankish yo lezzers, i beat my meat looking at pictures of you on amy's website. RIDE MY TEENAGE UNICORN! Subject: boring Date: Jan 31 2005 09:56:25 PM Author: boring you forgot to mention you were jewish Subject: Huh? Date: Jan 26 2005 04:04:03 AM Author: 39 What the hell is she wearing? A fucken vest with a sripey blue shirt? Was she working at S-Mart at this time? It this what hip new Yorkers were wearing back in the day? Please tell me she actually didn't take that picture herself? Subject: holy shit. Date: Jan 23 2005 02:19:57 PM Author: alice@neckcandy.tk Fuck you, everybody. You will all be found naked in deserted burnt-out brothels with drug overdoses and chained to toilets before you're 25 anyway. Leslie Arfin's column is the only good bit left of this fucking pessimistic publication of depression. Even the Dos and Donts aren't funny anymore. Subject: fuck you Date: Jan 19 2005 03:30:11 PM Author: fuck you Fuck You!! Subject: Arf Arf Date: Jan 19 2005 01:36:26 AM Author: ShnooBoBaggins I like to rip Leslie Arfin into little, little pieces and then put them in the mailbox of her childhood home in a box and write "Leslie Puzzle" on the box and wait in the bushes and watch her parents get the mail and open it up and say "Oh my shizzle..." Subject: doink Date: Jan 18 2005 08:28:55 PM Author: duders stop kissing jesse's ass you doink Subject: Paul Marshall is an asshole Date: Jan 17 2005 11:30:05 PM Author: Yes he is My friend e-mailed this artical me to me and I couldn't quite figure it out. I'm portrayed as an assholey, zine making, bathroom lover who disapears into the night when in reality I saw Lesley the next day and many times afterwards, I haven't made that many zines and the making out part involved me peeing, and us exchanging some 7th grade kisses. Jessee did and stil does make people feel shitty but in a charming way. He has the smile of the joker from batman so it's hard to take him too seriosly. I recently looked at a zine awhile ago and I was completly embaressed. Just like i'll feel embaressed about the above words. Subject: falafel crotch Date: Jan 17 2005 10:43:18 AM Author: hairy mcfurburger so, is it true that jew girls have a problem with those red bumps when they shave aroung the poon-poon? Subject: arfin Date: Jan 12 2005 04:05:59 PM Author: speaks is she flashing the "peace" sign? or is that supposed to be dignity? nice hair Subject: dreams Date: Jan 11 2005 08:28:47 PM Author: come true, they really do i'd like to call it gutsy but how lame is this as a teenager you secretly write about making your own magazine but now that you work for a real one all you can think to do is go back and publish your old diary in which you wrote about how you wanted to make your own magazine can't you see how pathetic that is? it's so pathetic that it's cute but it's still pathetic get over the whole "I've Missed Out On Everything..." and live your life YOUR life not somebody else's fantasy about living you've got some good stuff in there "drop tops" Long Island Betsey Johnson the famous photographer Richard Kern Jesse and Paul Marshall made me feel shitty underground club white boy does not exist Crack you obviously want to be a writer, why don't you write about these things instead of digging through your old boxes in the closet at your parents house you fucking lameass Subject: punk Date: Jan 11 2005 08:00:44 PM Author: blood.sweat.tears has punk always been the escapist sufferings of the upper class, dinging around dirty steets and old warehouses looking for something real? i mean really, the whole thing? was that it? nobody would choose to be a crusty gutter rat if they didn't come from some place comfortable, right? maybe it's something in the carpets, like some bizarre mineral deficiency that we used to inhale when we walked around in the mud all the time i know the longing clean white squares are empty Subject: j.crew Date: Jan 11 2005 07:46:57 PM Author: teenage suck core me in '97 i guess it was a national epidemic of living room lameness thanks mTV my zine was supposed to be called "ZANG" or something spectacularly in your face like that i had this cool photo that i cut out of another magazine that i then planned to do a black and white photocopy of to put on the cover it was this famous photo of a boxer getting punched in the face who cares about copyright laws when you're 17 and your parents have a two-car garage Subject: reminiscence Date: Jan 11 2005 07:31:35 PM Author: the hands of time is this how vice kids deal with their past? fuck therapy, i have a multinational publication i can use to show everyone my lame ass teenage diary look how far she's come! Subject: Lesley is rad! Date: Jan 08 2005 12:42:31 AM Author: Cal I smiled. I have to go out now. Subject: No press is bad press...no comments are Date: Jan 07 2005 03:47:15 PM Author: L.Cohen The concept is one of the best in the mag...the evolution of a hipster...the creation of a real true life person. Isn't that the subject of the "great american novel". I first saw this idea in a HIGH-LAR-E-US zine called Anonymous Juice (check it). Werd. Subject: hey! that ain't no Leslie.. Date: Jan 06 2005 11:01:13 AM Author: full-on ragin' tard that's Har Mar Superstar in a cheap blond wig. Subject: Unfashionable Date: Jan 05 2005 10:18:08 PM Author: Westley Hey Lesley, good job. You've created controversy in the punkest way-------> by dissing punk. Great. Talk to ya soon. PS- So you worshipped Parker Posey too, huh? Last time I watched "Party Girl" it just wasn't the same as it was when we were 16. Subject: lihc Date: Jan 05 2005 05:16:30 PM Author: lihcoreist lihc is definitely the most innovative facet of the hc pantheon. black flag? bad brains? please. also, chuck d and rakim are from long island. Subject: What is LIHC??? Date: Jan 05 2005 02:00:53 PM Author: Conor It's the most important musical phenomenon ever. I think this is a really subtle and funny column, with a wonderful premise. Subject: dipset stan... Date: Jan 05 2005 01:56:55 PM Author: Swedish Fish dipset stan and arfin sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G.... you're such a loser sticking up for this stoopid bitch. Subject: get rid of these comment boards geez Date: Jan 05 2005 03:29:47 AM Author: dipset stan hey dickwads, its not lesley arfin's fault, or any other girl writer,that you cant get laid. so why are ou taking out your sexual frustrations on an internet message board? if lesley was mean to you, maybe its because youre the type of person that tries to smear some writer on an internet message board like a troll. shes a girl, and she writes for vice magazine (the best shit around, a compilation of goodness) just get over it. i like vice alot, so i listen to the little commentaries on the website. on one of them they talk about how you losers post the most venomous hate mail for articles written by girls, because you have the minds of 4th graders that hate girls and think saying fuck is outrageous. and its true! lesley arfin is funny. mild misanthropy is not the same as gossippy cruelty (you boring internet fags). DEAR DIARY is so focused now. Subject: ... Date: Jan 04 2005 05:00:58 PM Author: ... the people making fun of this column are the same people asking questions like 'what is a zine?' Subject: Brilliant Article Lesley Date: Jan 04 2005 11:34:24 AM Author: Your mum I didnt find this article amusing in the slightest until I looked at the picture. Fuck the writing - the picture is fucking funny. I chanllenge ANYONE to stare at that picture for 30 seconds without smiling. Subject: your mum Date: Jan 04 2005 11:29:29 AM Author: Your mum what the fuck is a fanzine. no ... dont answer that just fuck off Subject: thirsty? Date: Jan 02 2005 11:28:20 PM Author: hmm whys everyone sippin on haterade? she cant be that shitty...... Subject: ... Date: Jan 02 2005 04:51:15 PM Author: ... yeah lesley this column is great. dont listen to these people. their boring losers trying to sound vicey in these fucking message boards (like losers) by being critical. wow i guess some grown men really do hate girls (like losers) Subject: its true about the hugs... Date: Jan 02 2005 01:57:33 AM Author: truth teller somebody wrote (it's been deleted, not suprisingly) that Lesley makes the puke face to the people standing behind you when you hug her. This is totally true! I've seen her do it twice. What a two-faced bitch... Subject: This is as good as diaries get Date: Jan 01 2005 12:18:58 AM Author: Paul Nobody else would do any better. She's not really proud of the diary anyways. The joke is how lame diaries are when you go back and read them. At least I think so Subject: dfgdfgdffg Date: Dec 31 2004 11:42:31 AM Author: zfzx What a cow. I hate people like her. For that reason, I avoid indulging peop's with hugs. I hate them. And their tiddies. Subject: This shit.... Date: Dec 31 2004 09:39:02 AM Author: MikeSnake A term paper on suburban rave culture? Who the fuck cares? What a waste. "Dear Diary"? Who the fuck cares? This column is junk. Please replace it with a new and improved feature written by someone other than Arfin. Fire her and make sure she'll never work in this town again--anywhere. Thanks. Subject: sheman Date: Dec 30 2004 07:41:47 PM Author: doplerfkt lesley looks like and angry teenage boy figuring out if he's really gay Subject: arfin Date: Dec 30 2004 05:57:18 PM Author: no way arfin is a fucking sex symbol as far as i'm concerned. i would pay to make loving love to her. Subject: Framåt! Date: Dec 30 2004 04:48:20 PM Author: David true, she is probably an apalling person, sort of sticky, whiny and discoloured, but.. you are a lying fool if you don't concede she's funny. The whole idea of commenting on your own diary is pure genius Subject: Multi Cheerios Date: Dec 29 2004 04:37:32 PM Author: Macaulay Culkin Dear Diary Please go away to a small cave in a far-flung, snot-coloured country, and die quietly. Bye xxxxxxx Subject: spank? Date: Dec 29 2004 11:33:34 AM Author: tex i'm still waiting to spank u lesly...i'll pull your hair back...pin you against the wall....whisper what a bad girl you've been....then *spank spank spank spank* Subject: *Yawns* Date: Dec 29 2004 09:56:57 AM Author: Homeless Cop And the audience responded with yawns.... Angry yawns..... Subject: WTF IS THIS ? Date: Dec 29 2004 04:56:02 AM Author: 3507321C USUALLY THIS IS HALF ENTERTAINING IN A STUPID DROOLING RETARDED KID YOU USED TO THROW WOODEN BLOX AT IN KINDERGAARTEN KIND OF WAY......................................................... ............................C'MON ! Subject: wet boys are nice Date: Dec 27 2004 10:19:25 PM Author: sjkfhuwetg i love dear diary lesley u inspire me!<3 im making a zine too its called the gonzo journals (hunter related too, we're twins!) haha ok i'll stop the weird stalker shit..er what? gosh i feel way high anyways yeah so my zine is like about music and shit and going to shows and the weird adventures i get myself into...squats, waiting for blow, porn stars its all true!! and lesley..um yeah cool thang Subject: dfsdfsdf Date: Dec 27 2004 04:01:03 PM Author: dfsdfsdf i think it's long island hardcore Subject: huh? Date: Dec 27 2004 01:59:40 PM Author: WTF-LOL-IMHO WTF does LIHC mean? Subject: xyousuckx Date: Dec 27 2004 09:45:29 AM Author: xCheerleaderoncrackx "I just feel like being in transit." Throw yourself in front of a bus. |
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