THREESOMES BLOW - They’re Just Not Natural

So you’re lying on your back and two beautiful girls with waxed pussies are tending to your dink’s every need. They are necking with each other and 69ing and one of them even has high heels on. You will be beating off about this moment for the next 40 years. Even some of your friends are going to touch their areas thinking about it. Or what if you’re a girl being rubbed and kissed by the sweetest indie-rock-guy best friends this side of Eden? This isn’t the date-rape gang bang you thought it might evolve into. These guys truly care about you and they know how to keep their mouths shut. It’s pure bliss. Right?

No it’s not. It’s fucking boring. The truth is, threesomes are lamer than doing cheap coke with your parents at a Linkin Park concert, in the rain, on your period, with a really itchy rash, during a breakup, in broken sandals. The question is: Why is something you looked forward to your whole entire adolescence so shitty?

IT’S TOO HARD TO SET UP
Some blame the awesome task of organization when analyzing the shittiness of the threesome. It’s OK if you’re poor, though. Blue-collar girlfriends know tons of strippers and they have no problems bringing them home, but try having a college education and pulling off regular threesomes. It’s like organizing a wedding for a very religious Sikh. It takes a lot of planning, a lot of luck, and a shitload of lies.

“I set it up with two ex-girlfriends. It was so rational and pre-planned we all had plenty of time to become really, really nervous and uncomfortable. One of the girls drank an incredible amount of red wine to relax and ended up vomiting all over the living-room floor. I went with her to the bathroom to see if she was OK and she just said, ‘I’m such a loser. I’ve ruined everything.’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. Just come to bed when you’re ready.’ Then I had to go back to the bathroom a bit later on and say, ‘Er…I know this may sound pretty awful, but when you do come to bed do you think you could remember to brush your teeth?’ When we finally got down to it the sun was coming up and the whole fiasco ended up being so hard to maneuver, I just ended up jerking off on her bum.”
—Noah Ross, 24

“I took home these two girls last Christmas. (People in New York like to make fun of L.A. but at least we get laid.) Anyway, it took a lot of drinks to get this girl to come home with me and my girlfriend, so by the time everything was ready to go I was drunk out of my mind. I fell asleep as they were both giving me a blowjob right at the beginning. You don’t know how many times I’ve been masturbating and asked God to send me back to that moment.

They ended up fooling around on the couch while I slept. Me and my girl have probably had about five threesomes since we met seven years ago and I barely remember any of them. Having a sober threesome seems impossible.”
—Chris Carlson, 30

WOMEN ARE STUPID
Another reason threesomes don’t work is that most girls are just shitty in bed. How many times have you been with someone who, due to a total ignorance of how simple it is to beat off a dude, starts wrapping and winding her hand around your knob like a spastic ballerina on E trying to drive a stick shift? I even had one girl ask me if I prefer circles or strokes. What the fuck are circles? If it’s just one-on-one the girl doesn’t have to do anything. Just lie there in your stiletto boots and show me how you masturbate. You don’t have to worry about all the little details. That’s my job. The problem with threesomes is they require tenacity. You need two girls with tons of experience that are totally comfortable with their bodies and have all kinds of great ideas. Such a thing does not exist outside of Budapest.

“The first threesome I ever had was with this total slut named Alex and her, let’s say, big-boned friend. I didn’t mind the big girl, but she was so self-conscious I had to be like a therapist about it and help her out of her shell. My brother calls those ‘Phil Donahue fucks.’ After all that coaxing the only way I could stay hard was to really go for it like a rabbit and that meant I only lasted about three minutes. It was pathetic.”
—Dave Timmins, 25

“When I was in Mexico I hooked up with these two Canadian girls that talked about sex all the time. I should have known something was up because people who talk about sex all the time rarely know what they’re doing. It’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for. The whole night was awful. While one of them sort of got into it, the other sat there like a dead chicken. I stuck my fingers in her pussy while I had sex with the other one but they were both so, I don’t know, vacant. The girl I was fingering just sort of squatted there like an old lady. It made me feel like a gynecologist so I just stopped.”
—Dom Allans,32

MEN ARE MORONS
Don’t get all mad about the “Women Are Stupid” thing. Men are lame, too. Shit, have you ever seen them in the nude? What is with that thing dangling there from their pubes? Was that just stuck on at the last minute? Nude men are just wrong. At least when it’s just you and him you can say things like, “Maybe you could stop trying to put my legs behind my head” and “Stop skull-fucking me like that, you’re hitting my gag reflex.” Add another man to the equation and you have a big pile of silly dinks with no place to go.

“I’ve had threesomes in the past that were pretty good. My ex-boyfriend and his roommate were pretty cool. They were French and they didn’t make me feel like a piece of meat. Of course, it always ended up with one of the guys watching or leaving the room and it just being the two people. It just seems more natural that way.”
—Leslie Marie Nguyen, 22

“I actually like it being two guys on a girl better than two girls and a guy. I thought it was going to be odd to be naked with another man but it’s not at all. It’s like two guys digging a ditch. You don’t look up at the other guy or try to touch his shovel. You just roll up your sleeves and focus on the hole. The thing I like best about it is, even if you’re both unimpressive she still gets a serious session of lovemaking. Two wrongs can make a right in this case. She has to be a total slut, though. And she has to be just visiting. You don’t want to be running into her at your local bar every night.”
—Kevin Fischer, 31

“When I was in Greece I let these two American guys come back to my hotel. I was really drunk. They seemed like nice guys. I think they were a bit thrown off by seeing each other naked so they overcompensated. They gave each other high fives and started saying things like, ‘Oh yeah’ and ‘She’s liking that.’ It made me cry and that really scared them. We ended up talking all night.”
—Margaret Chantalle, 21

IT’S NOT NATURAL
Men are bad at it because they’re too macho to deal. Women aren’t good at it because it takes sexual initiative and that is primarily a male characteristic. Maybe it’s just not meant to be. Don’t get me wrong. If it comes up you should definitely give it a go. It’s great for masturbating to, so bring it on and mentally videotape every nanosecond. Those home brain movies are priceless and they last forever. It’s also great to tell your pals about it. In fact, I don’t know how many times I’ve been sitting there looking at two girls rub my cum all over their tits and wasted the moment with “I can’t WAIT to tell the guys about this.” All that goodness aside, threesomes blow because, if you really boil it down, if you really analyze the actual sensation, the actual event in cold blood, it is just simply not fun. It’s just not meant to be.

“I’ve had a few ménages a trois, but to be totally honest, they’re just too much work. You feel like some kind of gay party host, walking around with a clipboard going, ‘OK, how are we doing over here? Is everyone all right for cock? Who needs some more finger bangs?’ You never get to relax. I can barely satisfy one girl. Doubling my work is no fun.”
—Craig Rivers, 34

“Unless she’s a complete porn queen and loves having both holes plugged or she is so skilled she can easily give great head while getting her brains fucked out you’re basically wasting your time. You end up acting like two horny orangutans trying to make one girl into two.”
—JP Riley, 29

“I was actually going out with a guy and a girl for almost a year. We lived together in a polygamous relationship. Every night he would come home and there we’d be, lying in our giant bed. The sex was amazing but I think it made us all insane. He ended up moving to Alaska and I moved to Florida. I lost contact with the girl, but the last I heard she was a single mother. It felt weird. Like we were playing with a Ouija board or something. What we were doing was just not right. I’ve heard arguments that say humans aren’t meant for monogamy, and some of those points are pretty sound, but I can say from personal experience that we aren’t designed for polygamy either. It doesn’t work.”
—Sarah Berger, 35

JAMES SEWALL

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Subject: 3-soms are grate
Date: Aug 16 2007 09:49:23 PM
Author: ddkt

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Subject: 3-soms are grate
Date: Aug 16 2007 09:43:54 PM
Author: ddkt

My wife and I have been doing mfm for 4 years now .Its always been the same dude our next door nabor he is also marrie but his wife dosent know it was soposed to be once for a b-day present for my wife .but the next day k my wife said that it was fun and would do it again now when i get home on every 4 friday she is naked and waiting she dosent like when i watch she has to have both at once it cool though she always swalows on 4 friday of the month and she got so much better at sex keeps her on her toes. plus me and him have bee doing his wife also 2 years now its our little secret

Subject: 2sums
Date: Jun 03 2007 03:47:25 PM
Author: bob

well another wekend for us .this time the wife had me and 2 other guys.what a night that was .we all three fucked licked he for about 4 hours.when we all finished cumming for her she begged for more.we all took every hole she had over and over she was in pure heaven.i still say dont knock it unless you try it.all i can say is i have one special woman ,if you other guys would let your wife be herself you could see the joy she would get.and trust me you cant hurt a pussy.my wifes is as good as ever after every 3 sum we have had.

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Subject: 1 time 3 some
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Subject: 3 sum again this weekend
Date: Apr 15 2007 06:49:10 AM
Author: bob

well the wife and i had another 3 sum this weekend.i love to see her have such a good time.really we had 3 guys here me and 2 others,both friends.we all three pleased her then one had to leave ,wife called.it started at a resterant we go to then went home with it.after the one guy left we had a great time with her.we spent around 3 hours pleasing her.we both enjoy it alot,for her to have 2 or 3 guys cum for her over and over.it dosent bother me because we have the best sex ever when we are alone.if more guys would let there partners experance this they would see there woman is just like us.we all dream of 3 sums.to see he covered in cum and to see the look of pleasure is unforgetable.we will continur to do this as long as she enjoys it.so guys and gals go for it!!!!! let the pleasure of sex be had by both you and your partner.let her set the limits though,so she will be comfy with what you do.

Subject: 3sums
Date: Apr 08 2007 06:48:27 AM
Author: bob

the wife and i had one friday night with a friend.she loves when she has 2 guys to please her.she is vary sexy and loves to have 3 sums with me there ,its exciting for her.all women dream of it but most guys are to jealous to let ther e wife live there dreams.we only play together and she enjoys everything we do together.our rules are as long as she enjoys it its ok to do.friday night we both had sex with her for 2 1/2 hours.she was sore aftwards but wouldnt change a thing that happened.as long as you are secure in a relationship i say let your wife live her dreams.most will see its great to see the real woman in your life.all men dream of ffm 3 sums so whats the differance with women?? your wife after its over seems to want you more .its excitine so i say go for it and enjoy the woman your partner really is.

Subject: 3somes
Date: Feb 09 2007 09:41:54 PM
Author: csc

I have been with the same women for over twenty years and have been haveing 3 somes for 10 with my best fiend it has been great he is about 8 and me a 6 but he he alot wider than me but it is so great to see her feeling great with two cocks, we both do her and then one of us ends up watching but its all ggod we have the best sex after i say everyone try it it takes trust and love we have tried two girls not as good has mmf treat your lady with this !! licking her while he is fucking her makes her scream. no you can not be homo fob but you do not have to be gay.

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Date: Dec 29 2006 03:04:03 AM
Author: Desiree

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Subject: 3 somes
Date: Sep 15 2006 07:04:30 PM
Author: Pedro Martinez

I have had 2 3 somes and 3 foursomes with my wife. I am a VERY hetero guy. These escapades happened with my wife of 5 years who is VERY sexual, but faithful. First of all you can't be a homophobe to do this shit. You have to be open minded and you have to do MMF only when you are really in love and want to give your girl something special. And if you're worried about size, don't. If you have 6 inches or above and some girth, you're fine. That's plenty for most women. And if they only like 9 inchers---they're greedy and unrealistic. Less than 6 inches---you probably shouldn't swing! Next up for me is a FFM event. And it will happen, I want to try that, so does the wife. THAT is harder to set up. But I love my wife and would never even dream of replacing her---not even for a supermodel. You'd better believe in your lover like that if you are going to try this 3 some / 4 some stuff... But you have to have trust and you need to do everything together with total consent, no cheating. And never try to talk anyone into this stuff. It has to be a shared desire. That's when the jealousy gets bad---if one person isn't sure---never do it. Since I am only into women this may sound weird but the mmf events were the best. It was extremely erotic watching my wife suck and fuck us both and get off and get us off too. Watching a woman with 2 hard cocks pleasing her---and her pleasing 2 cocks is hot as hell. 2 men on a woman just works better I think. Physically it wo

Subject: great 2 somes
Date: Aug 14 2006 09:17:20 AM
Author: bob

3 soms are great,me and my lady have them atleast monthly with both men and women.it just adds spice to the relationship.you have to have trust or it dosent work at all.we all have dreams so do them while you can,there might not be a tommorrow.make sure you both want the same hings out of it and you will have a blast.
1- love the person you are with
2-trust the person you are with
3-set rules to follow
4-treat all with respect before and after
5-its for the moment only
6-make sure all are comfortable with it.
7-dont leave anyone out while playing
8-let your partner be themself
9-thank all involved after
10-never through it back in someones face later
THATS WHAT MAKES IT WORTH DOING
try this and experiance a great time

Subject: 3sum
Date: Dec 08 2005 01:22:51 PM
Author: it doesn\'t matter

me and my guy have been together 9 months. me, my friend and my boyf all got totally wasted at a houseparty. we all went upstairs to get some lipbalm and ended up having a 3sum. it was so random and crazy. It was good fun. I didn't mind watching my boyf with another girl. If you are a strong enough couple and sure of yourself and your love for one another it really is just like an extra add-on for a kinky bit of sex.

the girl was my best mate and our friendship is also fine too. I even went to help her get the morning after pill after she threw up (on the pill and as you know - it stops working if you throw up)

Subject: hello
Date: Nov 22 2005 12:17:54 AM
Author: martin

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Subject: Something Far More
Date: Nov 12 2005 09:38:53 PM
Author: Rather Not

There is NOTHING better than finding ONE woman that knows how to please you at every level. A woman that turns you on by her smell and the way she moves, the way she looks.
She touches you exactly the way you want and takes you in entirely as she kisses you.
When you look at each other, it's a connection that is surreal, none of this pseudo arousal can ever take the place of experiencing something that AMAZING!

Subject: It can happen successfully.
Date: Nov 03 2005 09:16:14 PM
Author: Thank you God!

I too had the same silly adolescent male fantasy of having two women at the same time. Throughout my entire adult life, I wondered what the possibilites would be like. Would it be all about me? Should it be all about them? Would I turn into some disgusting Viking, pillaging my way through it all? Or lastly, *gasp* - would I be so worked up about finally satisfying this deeply rooted dream - would I be left unable to perform. Like a lead actors' standby, the time comes to take the stage - they not only have forgotten the lines, they also realize the terrible truth, they too cannot act.

The girls planned it out to almost military percision. We all took a day's off from work (all having solid alibi's - er, I hope) and met at the home of my girlfriend/lover.

It was in the morning (the kids carted off to school, business meetings rescheduled), the drinks were poured, a sexy board game was played, a trashy movie or two put into the DVD and It was ON. It was sexy, funny, heart touchingly emotional at moments, surprisingly comfortable, oftentimes irreverant, intense, and even a bit nasty.

I will spare you all from the tawdry details, those are for my cherished recollections during my far off but impending still - old age.

Would I want to do it again? In a heartbeat. Will it happen again? Perhaps not, but isn't that what dreams are for?

Subject: Oh yeah, I just remembered
Date: Oct 29 2005 12:13:01 AM
Author: Foley

One night, my buddy and Pinky. and my friend from work, we'll call her "Kim". All of us were drinking and ended up naked. Kim and Pinky ended up hugging naked, but Kim didn't want to take it further. She was more than happy to jump into my lap and upset the table and all the drinks on it...the playing cards got soaked with beer and Mike's. I was so wasted after about 8 beers and 2 Mike's that I just about passed out with "Kim" on top of me while my bud plowed Pinky about 5 feet away. They went to their bedroom and I had a very embarrassing next 20 minutes trying to get it up after "Kim" suddenly says to me..."I love you." Uhh...I love you too! I said trying to not fuck anything up. Stupid move..cuz now all I could think about was, do I really love her? I mean Come on! horrible sex that night, ate her out like it was my job but she never came. next morning bent her over and unleashed fury. She still tells me it was fun but she doesn't call to do it again one on one with me...yeah I suck.

Subject: Me friends are the best friends...kinda
Date: Oct 28 2005 11:35:20 PM
Author: Foley

I'm a guy. My best friend of 20 years is a guy. He had a threesome with his wife and his wifes playmate (a hot pink haired chick) The pink haired chick and my best friend are now together and the wife has been served divorce papers. By the way they have 2 kids. My best friend, who has decided he likes cock, constantly wants to see my junk when the three of us (him, pinky, and myself) are drinking together. She would love to see some guy on guy action. I told them both the only way I'd participate in that is if she were in on it, and it wasn't all about the guy on guy stuff. He doesn't want me touching her. I don't want him touching me. So is it going to happen? Hell no.

Subject: odd
Date: Oct 06 2005 06:30:15 AM
Author: Andy

i just had a threesome this morning. reason why i think this so amuzing. with my almost couple and his x.
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Subject: on drugs
Date: Sep 28 2005 01:30:18 PM
Author: crow

yea, it's gotta be with pretty much strangers (although it helps me when one of them is a good buddy)and all parties must be drunk or on drugs. i really don't care to keep up with every fucken detail while it's happening so it's awesome to have a camcorder going the whole time. better if its some hot german chick who's just visiting the country and give her a copy to take back home. i hardly ever even remember names and/or faces anyway.

Subject: bliss
Date: Aug 19 2005 08:42:10 AM
Author: Rebecca

my favorite pleasure on earth is to lay between 2 guys while their hands rove my body and pleasure me. I cum in the first 10-minutes just from kissing and fingering in this situation. I've stayed great friends with all of my ex-boyfriends, so I have plenty of options. I also seduce women and call one of my exes when I have a "hot one." I met a hot blonde named Kendra and convinced her to have a 3some with me and an ex, Steve. I asked her to act like my servant and immediately go down on him without even a hello when he arrived. She performed like a champ! I love worshiping a cock with another chick! Two mouths are better than one. Another good tip: While he fucks the other chick, I like to video it...this gives me something to do. While they are just getting started, I like to be in on the action, but once hardcore fucking commences, it's hard to be part of the rythem, so I'd rather tape. Also, I like the girl who is "new" to be the focus, since he's never fucked her before. So I'd rather cum from fingers or oral, and save the cock for her.

Subject: 3somes can be good
Date: May 13 2005 10:19:16 AM
Author: VirginiaGentleman

I have to take exception to some of the "myths" posted above. My wife and I recently had a threesome. It happened spontaneously. We had never even talked on the subject, even though we have been together for 9 years.
A good friend recently came over for dinner. She is very attractive and we have been friends for several years. She has a Phd, we are all college educated with post graduate degrees.

After dinner, we had some drinks. Our friend suddenly leaned over and kissed my wife. They began making out. I just sat there and watched. After a while, they suggested we all go to the bedroom. We had absolutely great sex. Since that time, my wife and I are closer and have sex more frequently and better quality when we are alone. Our friend has also been back for a couple more encounters. I have found the key to successful threesomes is:

1. Spontaneity - you can't plan it.
2. Sensitivity - the women are not your sex toys and should be treated with love, respect and tenderness.
3. Alcohol - but not too much. Just enough to lower inhibitions.
4. Compatibility - ideally this should be a soulmate but someone you are attracted to and are friends with will make the experience far more rewarding.

Some of this has been the experience of others that have posted here. Just my experience on the subject.

Subject: embarressed
Date: Mar 13 2005 08:22:24 PM
Author: 17yo chick

I had a threesome at a party with a really good friend of mine and a guy who we kind of know. It was really good and we all enjoyed it but on monday at school it was very awkward becuase we had done it infront of everyone there. The other girl and I are still great friends but becuase we only kinda knew the guy it made it wierd seeing him at school after hearing all the comments people said. but i don't regret it at all- i would do it again in a heartbeat.

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Subject: Moment of Truth
Date: Dec 17 2004 07:26:04 PM
Author: Bliss

I feel you on that one, where clarity settles in after a night of sex with two unwholesome broads and you realize, that there are more things in life than acting like your dawg Spot on a sat. night

Subject: Threesomes Dont Suck
Date: Dec 05 2004 09:29:02 AM
Author: tony

If your iniatiating the sex and the girls are good actors , it wont suck ... they have to be very good actors though

Subject: BLACK COCK SUCKING
Date: Nov 23 2004 02:50:04 PM
Author: MARG08070

I AM A WHITE FEMALE...MARRIED........ MY HUSBANDWANTS TOHAVE A THREESOME OR ACTUALLY ME ONLY SUCKING A BIG BLACK COCK WHILE HE WATCHES..HE SAYS IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR OUR MARRIAGE AND TURN ON BOTH ON...I WOULD LOVE TO SUCK A BLACK COCK AND SWALLOW ALL HIS CUM BUT I AM AFRAID IT WOULD RUIN OUR MARRIAGE...

Subject: My Threesome
Date: Nov 13 2004 12:22:08 AM
Author: 40yr Sydney Guy

My first wife brought a woman home and I woke up and found them in the loungeroom kissing and playing with each others breasts.I said I was jealous and sooked and went to our bedroom .They followed and laid on top of each other bearing both pussies to me It was the best fuck I ever had in and outta both holes.
Genuine Mate!

Subject: Lovelessness
Date: Nov 09 2004 09:48:44 PM
Author: Loveless

Wow, wish I were wanted by even one woman, whole fucking life goes by alone, much less a threesome. Feel really envious! Isn't there anyone else who feels enviouse looking at all this?

Subject: who said its not for couples?
Date: Oct 29 2004 10:53:41 AM
Author: jsjsjsjsjs

my husband and i have been married for almost 7 years and together for 11, we are both 26.
we love threesomes. we have in fact had 4 with 4 diffrent women. it is great fun.
for those of you who think that couples shouldnt do this or that they wont last, you need to find your soul mate, cuz we have.
granted yes the first one was akward but i brought her home so how could i be freaked out about it?
there was even one girl who after she left our home with a belly full of cum, we laughed so hard, and joked about it.
my husband and i are special, when we have sex we let it all go and our special saying is
"just another piece of pussy we had to tame"!!!
so yeah those of you that want to try it do it just make sure you relly love each other first!!!

Subject: 3
Date: Sep 13 2004 02:20:08 AM
Author: dick cheney

i've slept through more threesomes than i care to say. it's not enough to have two women, it has to be the RIGHT two women. and you certainly can't have girlfriend #2, whose pussy you do not eat, find out that you love eating the pussy of girlfriend #1. that would be bad.

Subject: 3-sums
Date: Aug 29 2004 11:50:43 AM
Author: Self-Fish

My regular male 'fuck buddy' arranged for me to participate in a threesome with him and another guy, (he says group sex has always been one of his fantasies) and then a couple months later a foursome with three guys. Both went suprisingly well, I got my rocks off.

Now he wants me to find a girl for him so I can 'treat' him to a fmf, I've refused several times cuz I don't lick pussy and I aint gonna pretend to like it for no-one. Now he won't stop nagging me about it. Its funny yet pathetic at same time. Better kick his ass to the curb then lol ;p

Subject: are you kidding?
Date: Aug 04 2004 03:48:59 PM
Author: Agent86

what do you mean men run out of holes to plunder?
more men....that's what I say.

Subject: their fine...believe me
Date: May 30 2004 06:24:43 PM
Author: txino

i had a three some like a week ago with my to best freinds cookie and arto and it went fucking awsome for real...just bring it up in conversation and next thing you know youll be having amazing sex...drugs allowed.

Subject: My threesome was great :)
Date: May 25 2004 06:56:12 PM
Author: mental video tape

After a long day of sitting around watching the 4th of july fireworks, me and some friends headed back to a friends house to hang out and get drunk. We decided to go visit her neighbor (who was a bi-sexual w/ a boyfriend---they called themselves swingers).

alcohol definately made the situation a lot easier, and so did the willingness of all three of us!

"cindy" decided to put on the movie "shrek" and she instigated the whole thing.
She felt the movie could only be best watched w/ out a shirt, so off it came, and eventually all our clothes came off!

Me and her bascially made out and sucked each others tits for a while, then her and her boyfriend took turns eating my pussy out, which was awesome,(can't get enough of that shit!) Then she took over eating me out and i gave her boyfriend head, then i made him fuck her from behind while she ate me out.

so she let him fuck me for a little while, which i really didn't care for(just cuz i was more into her) and she rode him for a bit too... then she ate me out for a good 4 hours while i played/blowed her b/fs dick until we completely passed out....

sounds to good to be true but it was, and since they were swingers they were use to this type of situation, but they always tell me our experience was the BEST!!!

Subject: how to approach such a subject
Date: May 17 2004 01:24:17 PM
Author: d.p.

I am interested in how you could approach the thrird party about this or do you just send signals for it to happen. Also how can a guy appraoch the subject with his girlfriend???? Any help from those experienced is welcome.

Subject: my story
Date: May 14 2004 05:18:44 PM
Author: withheld

i'm a guy... in my mid-20s, i was friends with a slightly older couple (early 40s), they looked younger than that, and she looked great with a bangin' slender bod for her age.

we went to mexico, did some E or lsd, can't remember which, in the hotel room. i was sitting against the back of the bed. at some point, she climbed on me and started riding it like a pro. meanwhile he stood on the bed and she sucked him off without slowing up at all. we all three came at the same moment, it was great and i never went near the guy, which was also preferable. we remained friends and talk on the phone sometimes.

she knew what she was doing. not like these 20-somethings.

Subject: PizzaGirl Sandwich
Date: Apr 25 2004 01:35:33 PM
Author: 3some Rookie Likes Nookie

I finally have a shot at this. Two *very* hot girls, both of whom work at a pizza joint I frequent, think I am *very* cute and I think they both wanna fuck. Except I get the vibe they don't like each other! Hmm. Maybe I'll post in Vice Forums (under Sex, duh), but if anyone has any pointers, help a horny kid out! Anyway, in Braz. Portuguese i would say "eu quero molhar dois(ambos) biscoitos" -- I want to wet two (both) cookie (Brazilian slang for sex). So there you have it: an informative yet outreaching post.

Subject: man
Date: Apr 19 2004 02:05:05 AM
Author: terry

when i was 15 i conned two of my freinds into skinny dipping and before we knew it it was a 3 man sandwhich it was so much fun never happened again though

Subject: make the blow flow
Date: Mar 23 2004 06:16:24 PM
Author: research analyst

First of all, I liked the article.
Funny,irreverent,opinionated.
Now let me share with you people:
While contemplating 3somes involving sexually awaken and expert individuals might get one's imagination quite worked up, this actually happening is just a fringe benefit of the entire experience (that is IF it gets to that blessed stage of erotic synchronicity).
I had a few 3somes and a 4 some along the way and looking back, everytime it was ultimately an exercise in hedonistic honesty with my fellow human beasts. It did not get to the BSOES very often though (1 in 6?) however everytime I did do it with friends or people I cared for and as a result it never turned ugly or shitty.
Too bad it always requires some sort of shit to loosen up inhibitions. (A lot of blow going to waste?).

May the Schwartz be with you.

Subject: sex
Date: Mar 02 2004 11:55:54 AM
Author: loly

haw can I feel good without man?Haw can I make sex and to feel good?

Subject: heyeye
Date: Feb 26 2004 12:36:16 PM
Author: david

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Subject: A bitches bitch...
Date: Feb 23 2004 10:32:52 PM
Author: Say La Vee

I thought i was the man, introducing one hot homegirl to another. Them bitches just rolled on without me. Fuck YALL!!

Subject: Practice makes perfect!
Date: Feb 22 2004 08:34:56 PM
Author: Rex Fundi

yeah! i admit it...the first few 3somes can be somewhat difficult but don't just give up on it there are some chances you could have some dynamite experiences too and these are well worth the bad first few.

Subject: 3some
Date: Feb 22 2004 02:25:16 PM
Author: logout

whats better than sexual healing while 3 asses mirrored on the ceiling.
3 different salivas revealing
a hot and spoonfull of delight
just rip it tight-ass.

Subject: lesbians
Date: Feb 20 2004 07:46:03 PM
Author: do me

Never had one but I would like to try. One very sensitive guy and one girl would be nice.

It's hard to find those sensitive guys who are down for 3somes though.

Subject: 3somes
Date: Feb 19 2004 07:59:02 PM
Author: AROD

I can't beleive how many fucking pussies there are out there. You call yourselves men. "Ahh BOO-HOO, it takes too much coordination." Oh and "we end up too drunk" Nice comments you bunch a sally's. Our generation is so fucking lazy that not even the prospect of having two beautiful women is enough to muster up some effort and planning.

Subject: threesomes do suck
Date: Feb 19 2004 12:42:59 PM
Author: jk

cause you are always more into one of em than the other - and that baby arm erection you get doesn't last. i mean you could be doing the hottest bitch in the world but if you also have to go balls deep in bea arthur (for instance) - well - this event you have looked forward to your whole life just sucks.

and everytime you think about it in the future you can't help but be horrified by the chick who you were'nt into. she doesn't have to be all that ugly either because the cute one amplifies the 'flwas' of the other.

Subject: Treesomes rock
Date: Feb 19 2004 10:55:38 AM
Author: Punk and Disorderly

this article speaks the truth, sober threesomes dont work, and its more tricky drunk, but in Ex or some other kinda phets, it is easier to maneuvre because you loose your inhibitions when your on pills: and inhibition is what kills the mood while your sober, and when your drunk, they get dulled, but dont disappear.

Peace

Subject: 3/4/5
Date: Feb 18 2004 02:17:22 PM
Author: xian

everytime i hear about a threesome it always ends up bad. couples can't handle it and the couples who can, which are really just fuck partners, are not really destined to be together for long.

Subject: 2 pussies is better than 1
Date: Feb 17 2004 03:44:29 PM
Author: Orgy Guy

Can't go wrong w/ 2 chicks blowing you at the sam etime.

Wake up people, I'd do it everyday if I could.

Subject: threesomes
Date: Feb 15 2004 10:32:26 AM
Author: surfa

I\'m a straight guy, into the \

Subject: 3somes
Date: Feb 11 2004 05:03:33 PM
Author: Philbert

I\'ve had 2 3somes. And both were way straight. The one with the 2 girls... people thought there was a murder goin\' on due to intense emotions. And the one with 2 guys and a girl well we were all on that shit(l.s.d.) and it made it even better untill her grandma came upstairs and me and the other guy were forced to hide; minus our clothes. All in all though i would say do it for the experiance but try to hone your game so you don\'t need that extra person to take the pressure off.

Subject: Good Bad and Ugly
Date: Feb 10 2004 12:34:11 AM
Author: Chicklet

I've been in all three types of threesomes. Girl Girl Boy, Girl Boy Boy and Boy Boy Boy. Once I figured out that someone was going to feel left out, I did what hopefully any considerate person would do and became host of the party, making every hole and pole happy. I have fun, but they can easily be good, bad or ugly. I look forward to the next one.

Subject: foo
Date: Feb 09 2004 08:58:28 AM
Author: Mr T

Very glad i found this article because this happened the other night: me and an old friend and her boyfriend ended up back at mine on cheap booze and drugs, where she expressed a desire to fuck us both (guess you could call that sexual initiative). So we went for it and while it was going on I kept thinking...how is it that people can feel ashamed after threesomes, this is hilarious! That was before the drugs wore off though, and I spent the whole next day on a comedown dealing with flashbacks of touching another man's dick.

Still, you have to try these things at least once eh

Subject: fart
Date: Feb 09 2004 02:59:46 AM
Author: Fart knocker

Threesomes are utopian societies; at first your loving it, and then after awhile reality breaks in and your like "oh I see why people don't do this all the time......How the fuck am I going to get outta here" And you realise you can't and your stuck with two dumb chicks who you have to pretend to still respect.

Subject: Threesomes
Date: Feb 09 2004 02:20:10 AM
Author: Big Montana

You know why threesomes do not work. It's because they can never pass the "momment of truth". It's that momment of time right after you blow your load, where everything in the world is clear and for thirty seconds sex has no meaning or value to you. And as you flip and flop towards the bathroom to wrap toilet paper around your hand (Which your going to wipe some chicks cummy ass with) the true values in your life become clear and you find yourself asking "Why am I even associating with those two dumb chicks in there, I need to travel the world and write a book"

Subject: no way jose
Date: Feb 08 2004 02:43:54 PM
Author: the kaptain

Hey you all can't be dissing on Vice, after all if this ariticle is so bad, then why all the discussion? Reading through this has helped me see what the right route for 3way satisfaction is. thank you all

btw, me and my gorgeous girl are looking for another chick to toss around, and we both aim to please . . . anyone interested?

Subject: I didnt know!
Date: Feb 04 2004 12:46:59 PM
Author: Dick Dickly

damn i didnt know it was so complicated i usually just pick a hole and stick it the other one is welcome to whats left (leftovers)

Subject: vice has got my number
Date: Feb 04 2004 09:35:59 AM
Author: 5uP3rb3@5T

My fucking goodness, I will never try a 3some again. I think i had the worst possible experience during a 3some. It all started at some afterpary. The entire crowd was fucked on some really shitty Exstacy and Coke, i was all mashed and got into it with this girlfriend of mine, and some guy friend she had met earlier on in the night. It started off well, both of us played with her tits fingering her pussy and ass, than when the pants came off i discovered that this other guy was a total fuckin beast in the pants, upstaged me totally. She started going wild on his cock and I struggled to keep up by jacking off and massaging her ass while she sucked him off. After that she got up on it and started to fuck his brains out, and i was totally left out. I jacked off beside her face but she wouldn't even suck my cock, i was like a total fuckin ghost, but i was really into watching the 2 of them fuck. Than she asked me to go into the closet and watch the two of them fuck each other. The oddasity, i didn't check into the closet but i did sit in the chair in the corner of the room and watch the two of them finish off. I didn't really mind considering this girl was doing some of the wildest shit i've ever seen in my life!!! I've never done anal in my life, but the next best thing was watchingSubject: i suck
Date: Feb 03 2004 06:29:09 PM
Author: andi

i would love to have a threesome...but my boyfriend doesn't want to...what to do what to do?

Subject: is this a 3way too?
Date: Feb 02 2004 11:14:15 PM
Author: pubert

jerking off while your dog and cat watch?

Subject: the buried comforts
Date: Feb 02 2004 01:50:51 PM
Author: uumpa

sex or no sex being sandwiched betewen two women is a peaceful existence.

Subject: ummm get real
Date: Jan 30 2004 04:16:31 PM
Author: Ldee

Uh yeah, guys usually can't even please one woman properly, nevermind two of em!

Subject: keep it in the family
Date: Jan 30 2004 04:26:53 PM
Author: d. pearson

I am very close to my sister and her boyfriend so it was natural that the three of us would fall together in a drunked night of entagled incest. The weird part is my brother is my real blood brother but my sister is my adopted sister so...somehow, it all works out. But I LIKED it and I think they did too, they haven't really talked to me in a while.

Subject: A Life experience?
Date: Jan 29 2004 04:59:25 PM
Author: D

I agree. Great fucking article. It's a nice ideal, isn't it? I'm actually suprised at the number of people whove admited to NOT having them. I figured it was sort of a right of passage. I am a totally straight girl who frequently made out with her best friend in high school. We had a threesome with one of our other girlfriends in a hottub one night when we were like fifteen. I remember thinking the whole time that women are much better kissers because they are more sensual, but you don't really get that "throw me up against the wall" feeling in your stomach that you do from a guy who is really good in bed. Anyway, the last threesome I had was senior year of high school with the same best friend and my boyfriend at the time. After it happened I couldn't be comfortable around the two of them, I felt like they were always trying to seduce me. Threesomes are always good experiences TO HAVE HAD...

Subject: say word
Date: Jan 28 2004 11:35:56 PM
Author: emily

i dont know. personally im still up for a little old fashioned penis in vagina. the way america used to be.

Subject: hot, hot, and hot...
Date: Jan 28 2004 10:53:17 PM
Author: just a dood

i have had a 3some few times in my life..but the most interesting one was:

once when i was hangin out and spending a lot of time with 2 girls, we used to drink together..i knew that one of them liked me, the other had a boyfreind (albeit a shitty one)...one night in partiular we got really drunk and started flirting---making comments about the both of them fooling around with me...well, we went home turnd out the lights, and the girl who liked me (lets say, girl A)just started in on me with the other girl (how about girl B)right there...it was awkward for about 20 seconds, or however long it takes to get a full-on...

the thing that was sooo incredibly hot for me was the fact that the girl A really didn't want girl B to touch me...i guess it was more exhibition for her..but girl B would sneak moves when girl A wasn't watching...the thought of that still gets me excited...

the absolute top shelf moment was when girl A went to the bathroom, and girl b just went to town for 3 minutes...and girl A returned like nothing happened...

THE DOWN SIDE: their relationship quickly disintigrated to angry associates after that, and i still feel guilty...they used to be best friends...

Subject: summer lovin
Date: Jan 28 2004 02:05:06 PM
Author: praise jesus

for a short time in the late eighties i worked as a troop leader at a summer camp in upstate ny, one of the boys in our bunk was having a little fling with one of the girls across the lake. well one night i followed him over and caught the two with their hands in each others cookie jars if you know what i mean, at first they acted coy like they didnt want to do it but after playfully threatening to call both their parents and once we got the girl to hold still it was all smooth sailing from there. well at one point bobby felt my hairy chest against his shoulder and i guess it freaked him out cuz he started crying, well anyway years later when i got out of prison i tried to get in touch with the both of them but cindy aparently had a bit of mischief with a pair of razors in her bath tub not long after, bobby however i did see. or should i say bambi as he/she is now known. anyway we both had a laugh about the old times until the cops showed up busted everyone in that alley, i narrowly escaped but i think bambi got caught with the eightball i accidentaly stuffed down her shirt.

Subject: how many of you are lying?
Date: Jan 27 2004 07:59:01 PM
Author: me

I want to be cool and pretend I had a 3some too. But I did not and somewhat doubt the majority of these writters have either. If you have good for you, and some of the writters sound like they know what they are talking about. I don't so I will stop writting now.

Subject: suck on this.
Date: Jan 25 2004 07:03:35 PM
Author: idea.

one time, my friend who goes to school in new york was back in town and brought one of his theater friends with him (i swear these guys were gay). they kept calling me so i decided to head over but by the time i got there the party had was over and they were smashed. i decided to take advantage of this situation. after a couple bottles of red wine i was ready. one got to fucking my panties, moaning and all, while i was making out with the other guy as he twisted my tits looking for a better station. it was lame- finally, i told the moaner "someone's getting off here and it's not me" he backed off and played video games while the other guy and i got it on. they went back to new york the next day.

Subject: jostled junk
Date: Jan 22 2004 02:33:43 PM
Author: SUPERSQUISH

IM STILL WAITNG TO HERE ONE OF YOU LADIES CONFESS TO THE ULTIMATE DV/DA ACTION,seriously please, lets have it.

Subject: some truth in this...
Date: Jan 22 2004 12:52:14 AM
Author: kor_the_fiend

gotta say, my group sex excursions probably weren't as pleasurable as some one-on-ones, but damn those memories...

Subject: inhell
Date: Jan 21 2004 12:16:54 PM
Author: die

he didn't mention anything about gay threesomes .. .. . .

Subject: 3somes
Date: Jan 20 2004 07:39:46 PM
Author: fun

I've had numorous threesomes, foursomes, five... Sex is sex, what can I say.
But I do agree, they suck, I just can't stop.
I'm a girl, by the way, not a slut, just sexually aware.

Subject: let's get real
Date: Jan 19 2004 12:04:12 AM
Author: frank

This is a surprisingly compassionate article from a typically selfish magazine. Threesomes might work great in zero gravity but here on earth it's physically impossible for three people to pleasure themselves while pleasuring two others at the same time. Shit, it's hard enough for TWO people to pleasure each other. Okay, I've never been in a threesome before and probably never will but I know FOR SURE that the greatest sexual moment of my entire life will be when I get to blow a load in some chick while I give some other chick a colonoscopy with my tongue. Will either of them enjoy it? Not likely, but they'll be prostitutes and that's not part of their job.

Subject: cha.
Date: Jan 18 2004 03:16:23 PM
Author: Ama

I remember at a party once I met my best friend's girlfriend. He was like, this tiny stick of a man.. and she was the complete oppositte. Miraculously, she had one Mike's Hard lemonade and passed out after whining about wanting a threesome or something like that.

Long story short, we ended up in a tent, and she passed out four inches beside him and I. So we just went for it ourselves, and she woke up and wanted in, but I said 'kill yourself if you think I'm eating THAT bitch' and left the tent.

Subject: oops..
Date: Jan 18 2004 02:02:04 PM
Author: Provi-dunce

I had a threesome once...I don't remeber much as I was completely shitcocked drunk, but it was with this girl I was seeing and her best friend. It went pretty well (from what I can remember),until the girl I was seeing passed out drunk and then I tried tagging her friend solo. This was a bad idea. Apparently friend wasn't into the solo sex thing with her best friends boyfriend and I ended up fucking up the whole damn thing for any future possibilities... Pretty sweet, huh?

Subject: threesomes
Date: Jan 18 2004 05:30:51 AM
Author: jimmyone

threesomes are truely a success when they are totally random.. its all about being at the right place at the right time, with the right sluts and the right amount of alcohol, coke or speed in your system..unless your like most men and cant get it up all spun or spracked.. so lets say THEIR system

Subject: threesomes
Date: Jan 17 2004 12:01:59 AM
Author: ace

does ant girl think that a guy intersted in a threesome with her and another guy, or her and another girl for that matter, is out for anything but his own personal satisfaction?

once the topic of threesomes came up at work, and my female co-worker's only comment was: "youd better be ready to please BOTH girls if you get into that....", to which mt=y response was : " what makes you think the girls even MATTER? guys only want 2 holes to fuck..."

Subject: sex
Date: Jan 16 2004 07:10:00 PM
Author: fag

This is truly great writing. I've never read such a precise portrayal of sex in my life (the Donahue fuck comment was genius), it's like watching the sex scene in that Israelli film Late Marriage. A fucking revelation.

Subject: Practice
Date: Jan 16 2004 04:50:43 PM
Author: JJ

The one time thing seldom works. Like anything else in life, it gets better with practice. Most first time threesomes involve three different ideas of how they are going to end. We think of our own satisfaction and laying there intertwined in all those arms and legs totally sated. It can happen but it takes three like minded, SOBER, unselfish people who talk it over and are willing to sacrifice this time for the next time. If someone falls in love, it's over.

Subject: IT'S ALL TRUE!!! **sob**
Date: Jan 16 2004 04:00:20 PM
Author: Haile Selassie

Threesomes, foursomes, it's all the same shit: Everyone is too drunk, too stoned, too nervous and -- once things really get started -- totally confused, distracted and somewhat tangled up. Most girls don't know how to drive stick, and (with two girls) guys are simply having too much asked of them. Talk about a way of instantly calling you virility into question.....Now...how about that Indian guy who satisfies seven women.......?

Subject: fantastic
Date: Jan 15 2004 05:55:11 PM
Author: jezebel (aggressive girly)

well, one of my threesome experiences, that i wish to share...was very spontaneously planned. It was with two of my very sexually charged best friends. our host, the mother fucker, provided matching robes for our ventures to the kitchen,(like, Miss Manners for porn).....we woke up to bagels and oj....and have never discussed it again. we are all still friends, just on different coasts.....BTW, in LA, we DO all get laid, and quite often. happy 3ways!

Subject: word up
Date: Jan 15 2004 01:27:27 AM
Author: yobutimsayinyo....

yoilikethatshityouknowwhatimsayinyo?

Subject: whatev
Date: Jan 14 2004 08:00:42 PM
Author: bramble

Um... "Women aren't good at it because it takes sexual initiative and that is primarily a male characteristic." Yay patriarchy! Regardless, it's bullshit. Fuck off.

Subject: better than 6 yrs of therapy
Date: Jan 10 2004 10:37:37 PM
Author: lezzie burden (closeted white girl)

two black chicks. being used to the penis refractory period, I couldn't keep up - they just kept going. and then they'd turn attention back to me. yum. liek a dream. mehhhhmoreeeeez!

Subject: no timing
Date: Jan 10 2004 07:50:30 AM
Author: elizabeth

dude- the last three days i have had this guy coming in trying to get me to have a threesome with him and his girlfriend. somehow the idea got in his head that it was possible and now he wont' let go. i want to tell him dude- if you had played your cards right this could have happened. butyou don't force a threesome, it just rolls.

Subject: BTW
Date: Jan 09 2004 11:59:13 PM
Author: God damn, that's opinionated!

If Vice needs a good writer who can engage people - I'm here - enrg@mail.com

And I'm a funny motherfucking guy.

Subject: Totally wrong
Date: Jan 09 2004 11:57:51 PM
Author: God damn, that's opinionated!

I'm converting to Christianity after years of atheism. I don't know how it happened. I think it has something to do with this fantastic threesome I have scheduled once a week. While these two beautiful women have their cheeks next to each other and are kissing each other while blowing me, I can't stop saying, "Oh Jesus, oh Jesus Christ, oh my God, Jesus Christ..."

Subject: ya
Date: Jan 08 2004 07:33:05 AM
Author: Sasha

I'm a girl. I've never had a three-some but I have definitely had some fantasies. If I were to fuck two guys at once, I would want them to be going at each other as well. This isn't even mentioned in this article. It's all about the girls licking each other. Are there any women at Vice Magazine? This is a moronic oversight. There should be a mention of the guys sucking each other's dicks or a guy sandwich with a girl below and another guy above.

These Vice Magazine writers are incredibly repressed and unimaginative.

Subject: DUDE
Date: Jan 08 2004 12:52:34 AM
Author: YELPY

YO THREESOMES ARE NOT WHERE ITS AT, IM GLAD THERES AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS KINDA FSTUKSCSTUFF

Subject: threesomes blow
Date: Jan 07 2004 06:43:57 PM
Author: dwayneandterry

The article blew. But the comments after were great. See those of you who had good threesome experiences around. We all know who we are.

Subject: 3-to-eat
Date: Jan 07 2004 01:33:02 PM
Author: Nah...

The first threesome i had was weird and not fullfilling at all.
this girl was visiting and my male friend said "lets take some nude pix" so she undressed, and took some shots.
i was giving her some pointers, then next thing i know we're all getting it on and the 8-ball is almost gone.
i didn't get any cock either.
what a waste of time and cocaine.

Subject: best after the 3rd leaves
Date: Jan 07 2004 06:33:31 AM
Author: Jenna

having tried it recently for the first time, i can say it all depends on the right partner....the girl my boyfriend and i chose was pretty enough but not a porn star and just shy enough to not feel like a corner pick-up. he never fucked her (his choice, not mine) we played, she didn't stay....and afterwards? My man and i had some of the best sex ever.

-Jenna

jennijennjen@voyager.net

Subject: threesomes
Date: Jan 05 2004 07:49:49 PM
Author: kristen

just make sure nobody involved isnt still in love with her ex and blacked out on 2 big bottles of baileys. that never happened to me...no not at all...
( i screamed "you dont love me you dont care about me!!!!" and woke up at 8 am wondering where everybody went..)
drama

Subject: bullshit
Date: Jan 05 2004 11:20:08 AM
Author: mind your own buisness

Captian Triz is a douche bag, and who the fuck does Angus think he is, James Bond or austin Powers. Sweedish Twins, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Threesomes are like pizza, even if they're bad, they're still good. Quit bitching.

Subject: French Woods
Date: Jan 04 2004 10:51:35 AM
Author: Reeseonably satisfied

I went to a summer camp when i was 14 for kids who were interested in the arts. This means that the camp was loaded with beautifull sexually inhibitted girls and of about 9:1 gay to straight men. In the middle of the third quarter i ditched the 5th performance of Godspell and took a walk with these two beautifull blonde 15 year old girls named Tyler and Kate. I went for a piss in my bunk when suddenlly a third girl named Robyn joined them who became a sarah Lawrence graduate and played guitar in a riot girl band called Cuntrol. They brought me into the woods and i was afraid they were going to shoot me like in heathers, but as it turned out, Robyn took the intiative to plan a nice youthfull foursome! Im pretty sure i came as soon as a hand touched my cock but i was young and kept it up long enough to stick it in two of the three girls. I spent the rest of them time trying to finger as many of them a I could at the same while suckling on nipplies and figuring out how to undo halter tops. It may have been anticlimactic for them but i left those woods the king of camp! I came back to my bunk and all of Boys 13 took turns smelling my fingers, even some of the gay ones! Then one of them pointed out that i had blood on my fingers, but that is neither here nor there. I am tur

Subject: Threesomes
Date: Dec 31 2003 01:32:10 PM
Author: Boudicon

What the dildo, yo? Threesums suck? Of course they do, otherwise whats the point?

The best threesomes are ones with strangers.

Subject: fuck threesomes
Date: Dec 31 2003 12:29:51 PM
Author: fish

foursomes are the new threesomes.

Subject: Orgies!
Date: Dec 31 2003 03:49:17 AM
Author: Captain Triz

James old buddy, your article was funny and honest, but unfortunately it exposed you as a total fucking amateur. You speak with more confidence and familiarity about jerking off than anything to do with women, threesomes, or sex. Here's hoping you loosen up in the New Year.

"sexual initiative ... primarily a male characteristic"

Hilarious. Pure Comedy.

Subject: shiiitt...
Date: Dec 30 2003 05:55:27 PM
Author: Adamn!

I've had a threesome twice with the same person, and the first time we all did it was aw3sum! Definutly one of my top 3 sexperiences of all time. I cunt wait to have more latewhore on...hopefully New Years!

Subject: Moresomes
Date: Dec 30 2003 03:25:24 PM
Author: The Law®

I haven't heard this much whining since Hugh Heffner started using Viagra.

Those that bitch, can't, or won't have a mind open enough to even bother being half way decent in bed. If you're always looking at the negative, it will follow you. Stay home, watch VIP, and take care of yourselves and fall asleep.

Those that have sung the praises of it know full well that good "moresomes" come about from a combination of confidence, timing, and luck. Miss one, and you're screwed.(alone this time) Those of us that have had the pleasure of seeing a few good plans cum together, can appreciate that they don't happen every day, but when they do....

Magic. Pure Magic.

Subject: 3's
Date: Dec 30 2003 12:48:46 AM
Author: Angus

I'm 44, and have had six threesomes (all with two girls) of varying quality. The first and longest was 20 years ago with my girlfriend of the moment and my oldest female friend. We were on an island alone and it went on for five days. At first it was good and dirty, with them necking spontaneously and going down on each other day and night. By the end it had become a bit of a comedy (they were tying me down on the dining room table face up and force-feeding me their pussies), but I was still making the best, just in case it wasn't going to happen again. The second was a farce -- with jealousy and uptightness between the girls killing it before it had a chance to get going properly. The third was with two shave-headed Swedish sisters in Malaysia, but it also fell apart when one turned bitchy; but it was pretty exotic just the same, being two bald Swedish sisters. The fourth never really got off the ground either, but was me and two quite sexy Dutch girls in Indonesia doing our 'stranded on a deserted island' thing. One was keen, the other not so. She'd let me play with her bits if I wanted, but was utterly numb to my ministrations, which made me feel like a putz. The fifth was on a big yacht in Singapore with a Texan and an Israeli who we'd just met that night (I only knew the Texan, and just a little) an

Subject: threesomes
Date: Dec 29 2003 12:58:24 AM
Author: Alexia

I have to say that I would agree that a threesome would suck if you do not have the maturity level to deal with it, as so many in the above article demostrate, of course if you just go out and get drunk and find a couple of stupid people that will take off their clothes it will be awful , you do not know these people and you care nothing for them. If you just look at it like "fucking" , your not understanding the full effect of it any how, when you truly have a special bond with the people you are with it is amazing and almost spirtual. I have a threesomes that were great between my lover and a person we are close too and it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. It was wonderful being able to connect on that level and pleasue one another that way. I think that in general , people miss the point of sex and what it can be, I know so many that do have sex often with just..anyone..and they are never happy, never fufilled, never really satisfied and are going through their lives miserable and lacking something ,and they contiune to have sex stupidly and with anyone thinking it will fill something or will be really great...when if they relized that if it was with someone they cared for and someone they had a bond with , it is like nothing you can explain, wonderful and pleasurabSubject: I concur
Date: Dec 29 2003 12:27:01 AM
Author: beastmaster

My ex got me really high on e and crystal once and then picked up a stripper and had sex with her for like 9 hours in front of me. He also put it in her ass when she told him not to. I broke up with him after that.

Subject: 3sums
Date: Dec 28 2003 10:24:29 PM
Author: Numnuts!"

well i'd sure like to try one soon

Subject: well
Date: Dec 28 2003 05:16:25 PM
Author: actually

nobody looks cool doing it

Subject: groupsex
Date: Dec 28 2003 04:09:27 PM
Author: Prodigal1

I've actually pulled off a pretty smooth 3some by not planning it at all, it was as easy as porno storylines make it look. The girls were close enough friends that when one of them came in complaining about problems getting laid at this party, the one I was with didn't stop for a second. I made a quiet suggestion to her, she okay'd, and we solved all our problems. I got the impression they'd done that before, but I didn't ask.
A 4some I had was pretty fucking clumsy, though. Didn't really work until we split into two couples, and the bruised egos lingered on. It really broke up friendships.

Subject: 3somes
Date: Dec 28 2003 01:20:12 PM
Author: fatboy

Two lesbians and me ... now THAT was fun! Initiative up the yin-yang, and my cock was the novelty party favour -- "Oh yeah? I can deep throat him AND swallow!"

It was TOTAL degeneracy for about two months ... I was SOOO sick, I got NO sleep, THOUSANDS of dollars in parking tickets from 'quick visits' that lasted all night long.

Then they split up, and I married one of them. The last bean will NEVER come out of the jar.

Subject: mhmz
Date: Dec 28 2003 09:05:16 AM
Author: Jc

well...3 girls is da shit....

Subject: Conundrum
Date: Dec 27 2003 09:57:48 PM
Author: Human Plague

In a threesome, who gets the load?

Subject: idiots
Date: Dec 27 2003 02:37:31 PM
Author: sally

p.s. there are other configurations for threesome dumbass...
like three girls, three guys, one ftm, one mtf, and one bio boy.
and you write that women lack creativity
Vice is so disappointing these days

Subject: dumbass comment in an otherwise decent a
Date: Dec 27 2003 02:30:08 PM
Author: sally

yeah i agree with most of the article, but if you think that sexual initiative is a "mostly male characteristic" you're a fucking moron. a total fucking moron. clearly you hang out with the wrong girls

Subject: Maybe you're just not doing it right
Date: Dec 27 2003 09:55:18 AM
Author: Lamb Lambson

I liked the article. It was funny and truthful. but i have to disagree with the general idea. Threesomes can be the best thing in the world. Im from Montreal living in BC and ive been living with two quebecois girls- we just recently started having threesomes regularly and -yes at first it was a bit awkward and weird-but the 3rd time it was mindblowing.Making someone cum-or cumming- in the presence of a third party is priceless. Just a tip for the the people who think that threesomes blow-the key to a good time is just that(blowing that is)-the oral chain.

Subject: dumb
Date: Dec 26 2003 05:00:34 PM
Author: lester

you and your readers are more into getting laid then they are with having sex, so this horrible insulting article makes perfect sense. and it existed only to brag about the fact that the people mentioned had them. anyone who is cynical about any sexual experiance should be ashamed

Subject: yeah
Date: Dec 26 2003 01:58:27 PM
Author: Marianna

I was reading this artical during a family party. Thanks for the facts.

Subject: fake-gays...
Date: Dec 26 2003 12:20:12 PM
Author: brendastarr

3somes are ONLY cool if you are a dude, or the 3rd girl.
The 3rd girl get the best fuck from the dude, and gets the cherry-on-top from dude's girlfriend.
Over all too much work, ESPECIALLY if the other girl is a poser-lesbo....

Subject: oh fake sexing. oh yes, oh yes.
Date: Dec 25 2003 08:49:43 PM
Author: tribono

i was in a "fake threesome" once that didnt involve sex and we werent even totally naked, with two other girls (i'm a girl.) one of the girls went ranting and raving about how fucking hot it was, and told everyone we had a threesome with her. we hate her. the end.

Subject: threesomes:for rockstars only
Date: Dec 25 2003 08:29:29 PM
Author: unkle snookie

once again your mostly male mostly white readership has totally missed the
point of the threesome If you are truely a player you would understand that it's better to give then recieve It's not about everyone getting off in one big gigantic mutual orgasm which is a unrealistic (stupid) goal It's more like, oh, you need that nipple sucked while your pussy is getting licked or you could really use someone tossing the salad while you "jack the hammer" It's all about assisting and being like hyper attentive to what is going which is the difference between okey sex and punch your momma in the face this is good sex

The bottom line is that most people are not that sensitive or any good at sex so of course you hate the treesomes

Unkle Snookie

Subject: true dat
Date: Dec 25 2003 02:43:20 PM
Author: DAVID LO PAN

true dat. especially the comment about 2 people starting to screw around more then jealousy breaks out and turns into a soap opera.

Unless your a Raelian threesomes are teh ghey.

Subject: it's worked for me...'n then there was 4
Date: Dec 25 2003 01:09:40 PM
Author: dma

me grl livig with grl friend...

just add e anda boy that we've both known and respected for a long time...

no one got left out....the boy was amazing...and we all came well into morning.

i think people feel that they need to seek out a complete stranger so there are "no strings" attached in the morning....personally in order for a threesome to work all parties need to already know each other on somewhat of a personal level...

and hey if three hasn't worked for you....try four :)

Subject: article
Date: Dec 25 2003 12:27:26 PM
Author: Mobileguy

Great article btw. But the fact is, if three highly experienced, hungry, sexual people get together, it rocks. Four hands will always be better than two, two tongues, and four boobs. When a triangle of love is formed properly--it works better than porn.

Subject: so true!!!
Date: Dec 25 2003 03:40:50 AM
Author: femme

don't forget how someone always gets left out. On top of everything 2 of the 3 people start sleeping with each other afterwards and the third person finds out and gets all mad! stick to the porn stars and strippers for threesomes and leave actual feeling and boyfriends/girlfriends out of it.

Subject: 3somes
Date: Dec 25 2003 12:33:09 AM
Author: name? are you kidding?

A deliciously slutty and (oh yes) sensitive female sex buddy and friend is setting a few up for me and another man.....but her friends are bi and I'm turning gay and we all want her encouragement for our experimentation,which really turns her on..so this might work...

Subject: more
Date: Dec 24 2003 09:19:19 PM
Author: 555

great fucking article.