Vice Pictures

THIS ISSUE:

DEAR VICE

ALL CATS MUST DIE

SAVE OUR FORESTS

STUNNING NEMO

LIFE WITH SQUIRRELS

GOD DAMNS IT

BEHIND THE LOOKING ASS

BIGFOOT LIVES

HIGH PARK

THE VICE GUIDE TO SHIT

INTERVIEW WITH A TREE

REGULARS:

BEATS AND RHYMES

BY DESIGN

DEAR DIARY

DOS AND DON'TS

ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE

BACK ISSUES
GUIDES

Todd Forrest says: “This looks like a maple tree. Maple wood is
what they use for bowling alleys.” Photo by Roe Ethridge

Todd Forrest says: “These are palms and a cypress.”
Photo by Kevin Trageser

Todd Forrest says: “This is Casuarina equisetifolia, the Australian pine, which is not really
a pine and is one of the nastiest invasives out there. It hurts your feet when you walk on the beach.”
Photo by Isabel Asha Penzlien

Todd Forrest says: “These are just run-of-the-mill woods somewhere up north. Most
likely oaks, maples, hickories…that sort of thing.” Photo by Michael Vahrenwald

Todd Forrest says: “Here is the Norfolk Island pine, houseplant extraordinaire.”
Photo by Todd Seelie

Todd Forrest says: “The birch tree. Best for canoes and beer.”
Photo by Glynnis McDaris

Todd Forrest says: “I’d guess this is an oak savannah somewhere in California.
It’s pretty. Probably the site of a future housing development.”
Photo by Jason Frank Rothenberg

Todd Forrest says: “These are coconut palms. The fruits float
across oceans and the seeds germinate on faraway beaches.”
Photo by Jeremiah Clancy

Todd Forrest says: “Who knows for sure? Possibly the bark
of a flowering dogwood, a beautiful tree that’s dying everywhere.”
Photo by Peter Sutherland

Comments:

Subject: ehh
Date: Apr 01 2005 12:07:15 PM
Author: Christopher

why trees?? i know they are helpful and we should like save them but umm a documentary on trees... very interesting. people today dont appreciate any of it so i guess its a good job.

Subject: photos
Date: Apr 19 2004 01:32:38 AM
Author: gerardinwa

your photo section is really shit

Subject: please
Date: Feb 04 2004 06:33:53 PM
Author: poo

Trees are the new trucker hat.

Subject: huh
Date: Jan 30 2004 10:21:40 PM
Author: kowaysi koom

there should be more young dick in vice rather than trees, though i care for them trees

Subject: Diesel=Vice=diesel?
Date: Jan 27 2004 06:44:48 PM
Author: pantspants

does Diesel own Vice magazine or what? I'm gonna go take a walk in NATURE and WORK on the issue.

Subject: trees
Date: Jan 26 2004 07:06:04 AM
Author: tripple C threat Warlord

I'll admit it if im wrong but isnt that norfolk really a hawiian star pine?

Subject: amen Jonny D
Date: Jan 22 2004 04:49:58 PM
Author: Greg

Donny D that was right on. More people need to come around and see that light. Get off your ass and live.

Subject: one, two, tree
Date: Jan 22 2004 02:42:01 PM
Author: Donny D

This is for all the people who do not appreciate the tree photos. What the hell is up your ass??...Trees? Is this for real? What's so cool about trees?....Ohh I know! Lets do the next issue on fucking reality TV shows so we can waste even more time form our lives as we sit on sofas that grow from our asses eating Atkins Subway thinking we are actully losing weight because we saw Jared Fogle in the commercials go from a fat piece of shit to a skinny dipshit. Jared is a robot. Nature is cool.

Subject: Phone home
Date: Jan 20 2004 04:50:48 PM
Author: sprator

"run-of-the-mill woods somewhere up north" yeah, with a fucking UFO behind them! What the hell is that eerie light?

Subject: wats mused mag
Date: Jan 19 2004 04:15:12 PM
Author: JEREMY

EXCUSE ,wats mused amg and wher can i find it....

Subject: (your) shitty photo section
Date: Jan 19 2004 11:54:04 AM
Author: hoon

I can't believe that those were the best photos that you could find. Your photo section is for shit.

Subject: real trees
Date: Jan 17 2004 01:53:47 AM
Author: Moe Lester

Money DOES grow on trees!

Subject: question
Date: Jan 11 2004 05:13:45 PM
Author: MD

in an issue a few months ago, there was a picture of a woman, holding a glass in her hand, and she looked really fucked up. i was wondering if vice could post it online so i could send a copy of it to my friend, via email.
the picture was about a half a page or so, she had black hair that was a mess, and her mascara was smeared down her face.
its the greatest picture i've seen in a magazine. i laugh everytime i look at it!
heres another question for you. I am a student, and sometimes i cut out the pictures in your magazine and use them on the covers of some of my papers, is that okay?

Subject: tree issue
Date: Jan 07 2004 07:58:11 PM
Author: buggy

they should have just called it the tree issue. but whatevs, they could have found a way to work the poo article anyway in with a cheezy pun or a tangent about smoking pot.

Subject: Great pics
Date: Jan 05 2004 06:09:38 PM
Author: Light

The oak savannah reminds me of the 57fwy in Orange Co....And that Norfolk Island Pine in the living room is crazy! Dude could put a tree house on that.

Subject: trees : D
Date: Dec 30 2003 12:51:48 AM
Author: savvy

I like the polaroid the best. Shot's I've seen of the fires in B.C. made me depressed.
hey Brandon-you don't know what you're talking about. :P x o Cailyn

Subject: trees?
Date: Dec 29 2003 06:27:49 PM
Author: brandan doty

was that the pictures section for serious?

Subject: Trees are nice
Date: Dec 29 2003 12:55:16 PM
Author: Miss Woo

I'm surprised at VICE for exibiting a respect for Nature and an appreciation for Beauty.
Not that I'm complaining....
I love the second pic, reflection in water.

Subject: mused mag
Date: Dec 26 2003 09:20:12 PM
Author: brittion mused

nothin compared to mused mag!

Subject: nuh-hun
Date: Dec 24 2003 09:51:19 PM
Author: wha?

Trees are explosions of fireworks from the ground that take decades to show their true colors and beauty, talk a bout a dirty fuckn' hippy. I guess I came up with that about ten years ago on Phish tour. Ya so, fuck off.

Subject: TREE
Date: Dec 24 2003 06:50:56 PM
Author: XXXXXX

I WANNA HUG!!