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Todd Forrest says: “This is camellia. Is it in Japan? Camellia originated in places like China and Japan.” Photo by Stephen Sprott  I hate cats. Not in an “I love dogs” way or a “women are from Venus, men are from Mars” way. I hate cats because they perfectly sum up why everything humans do is wrong. That is why anytime I see one I coax it over, pretending I have food, and then CRACK! I kick it back across the road. Believe me, my heart is in the right place. |
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Comments: Animallover, on Oct 30 2008 06:32:23 PM wrote: Okay everyone is going about this the wrong way. So you don't like cats? That's fine I don't like birds. They are loud and obnoxious. They carry all sorts of diseases. Now take your love for birds and other small animals, and remember that there are people out there that feel the same way about cats. It's not cats faults they are who they are. They don't chose to live outside that is where they are put. Despite what you think they are not murderous vengeful animals. As a matter of fact the only murderous vengeful animals are humans. Animals are innocent. They wish no harm just to live simplistic lives. Just because you don't like one of them doesn't make it okay to harm it in the sake of the other animals you do like. I don't go outside and shoot birds with a bee bee gun. You need to think before you act. Animals are purity and humans are evil. Why would you wish something so bad on a creature? Do you think cats sit there and ponder how they can bring harm to you? No they just want to live their simple lives with respect. They kill because that is their instinct. They don't do it to piss you off (aren't we vain.) So why don't you learn to respect all animals lives before preaching about how unjust and "evil" a cat is. You are just as bad as you place them in your head by causing them harm. You my friend are no better then the thing you hate. 
Date: Jun 13 2008 09:20:05 AMAuthor: tia hey dick wad, how many people have you killed? hope you burn in hell Date: Jun 13 2008 09:09:52 AM Author: mary Maybe you should tell us where you live freak boy! When could than kick your ass across the street and into the path of a big car!!! You have all the signs of a serial killer, where do you live? Date: May 16 2008 02:47:40 PM Author: rose.jane12@yahoo.com John Moore: You are a disgrace to the human race. It is very clear that you do not believe in God because if you did you would not even think of harming one of his greatest creations the CAT. You are the one that people should be afraid to turn their back for fear of you stabbing them or swinging a hatchet at their head. I will pray for your soul. See a doctor, get a hobby, love yourself!!!!! Date: May 06 2008 09:04:41 PM Author: i love cats cats are sweet and inconnent. you should be ashamed of your self for hurtting one. they have as much of a right to be here as we do!!!!!!! Date: Apr 01 2008 02:12:58 PM Author: fuck u guys i love cats i love cats u assholes ilove them as a matter i own one asshols ill kill u Subject: My beloved cat Titian Date: Mar 07 2008 12:03:15 AM Author: Colleen You are really sick and twisted. My cat died today after 16.5 years and had chronic renal failure. I am a very responsible pet owner and I love all animals. She was a lot more intelligent than most people, the ones you should direct your anger toward are those that don't spay their animals and allow them to roam free. My cat was indoors so she didn't harm little creatures. All animals do die and are eaten, it's the "circle of life". Otherwise, w/o the balance we'd be overrun w/ an unnatural overpopulation of animals. Maybe you are just jealous of Subject: cats are the most dangerous parasite on Date: Feb 28 2008 10:57:52 AM Author: Lilipop "cats are the most dangerous parasite on earth since man. " I hope you also kick kids across the streets to be fair. Subject: LEAVE THEM ALONE Date: Dec 25 2007 09:09:43 PM Author: merry christmas how can u tell pepole too kill cats not all cats kill other animals most of the time they just wanna play with them they don't mean too hurt them. I admit that years ago i didn't like cat but i'd just stay away from them I wouldn't kill them. But then my pop died and at the age of 12 and that being the first death it was pretty hard for me but his cat was given too me and I loved it because it was nothink like the dogs we had they always smelt and would always bark but the cat would always be cuddleing up in my arms and it just liked having someone that cared for it like my pop Subject: The Order of things. Part II Date: Dec 23 2007 02:15:53 PM Author: I_HeardTheyTasteLikeChicken I find it reprehensible that score of "Animal Planet" watching oxygen deprived P.E.T.A. whack-o's sit around in the safety of animal relationships, hiding from the rest of mankind (can you spell "escapism"?), lavishing love, money and projecting in many cases (not all) non-existent returning love and personality from animals who no doubt posessing half the intellect we give them credit for would only find us stupid and mildly amusing. These same people are hopelessly lost in a fantasy world loving & "protecting" the animals while millio Subject: Order of things Date: Dec 23 2007 02:12:25 PM Author: I_HeardTheyTasteLikeChicken I_HeardTheyTasteLikeChicken The Order of things. Ill have to confess that while I have an absolute dislike of cats, I wouldn't kill one unless I was really hungry or the cat was a real obnoxious threat. So, as long as there are other more edible and reasonable animals to kill, dress & eat, sufficient 7-11's located in strategic places to buy (junk?) food, & plenty of obnoxious, destructive squirrels to kill (priorities) The cats are quite safe....for now. I've personally never been one to be abusive toward cats or anyother of the usless gen Subject: Treatment Date: Jul 29 2007 02:24:08 PM Author: Toronto Shrink I has been proven in Psychiatric Research that those who abuse animals are most likely to abuse people especially vulnerable persons in showing hatred of or in seeking revenge against cats you have symptoms that must be treated,please contact your local Hospital or Doctor with these concerns related to your Fears and hatred of cats who can assess your situation and refer you to a specialist or Hospital for treatment. Subject: Killed my first Cat today! Date: Jan 08 2007 05:41:44 PM Author: eddie I have to tell you that is the most satisfying feeling, next to cummming, I've ever had. I just bought this high powered pellet rifle and it's great. I live in the suburbs of Charlotte, NC near UNCC and it's infested with ferrel cats. These stupid cats keep trespassing in my yard now I'm killing them. Soon, no more cats!!! Subject: Killed my first Cat today! Date: Jan 08 2007 05:41:12 PM Author: eddie I have to tell you that is the most satisfying feeling, next to cummming, I've ever had. I just bought this high powered pellet rifle and it's great. I live in the suburbs of Charlotte, NC near UNCC and it's infested with ferrel cats. These stupid cats keep trespassing in my yard now I'm killing them. Soon, no more cats!!! Subject: I killed one last week Date: Dec 21 2006 05:41:10 AM Author: John Bosco Cats have killed seven of my birds in December,2006. So far I have sent one to its creator using my shrap spear. My target is to send another 10 before Feb. In fact I came to know this site when I was searching for the best methods of ending a cats life!! Subject: Killing cats slowly Date: Oct 19 2006 09:22:57 PM Author: Brenda Cats are good for entertainment. I enjoy finding new, amusing ways to make them screach and squirm as I kill them. I love getting guys (and girls too), all aroused by watching me torture cats (and other things too). The best part is, I can do this in a country that has little concern for my hobby, in which I spend alot of time. Ever see those paddles with a rubber ball on an elastic string attached to the middle of the paddle? Now attach a kitten or other small live animal instead of the ball ... then do it over a nice hot fire (slowly, though, I want it to squirm alot - hehehe ). Subject: you fucking retard Date: Oct 09 2006 09:28:17 PM Author: you worst fucking enemy what the fuck do you want to kill poor helpless cats! You know they only live one but they still have a shit load of lives. you know what you fucking cocksuckers, im going to come to your house and make you brain explode like the jack in the fucking box got that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: i hate cats too Date: Oct 03 2006 04:01:39 PM Author: bustre man They should be killed.Tell me how ,in the most painfull way. Subject: u Date: Aug 04 2006 11:21:15 AM Author: me u fuckin bastard y do u wanna kill cats u fuckin sado Subject: y? Date: Aug 04 2006 11:11:58 AM Author: person who has got 12 cats n luvs em who in there damn mind wud wanna kill cats? who eva finks that has got a mental heath probalem!!!literally! i love my cats i have got 12 i dont fink every cat shud b killed! many old peeps have got no 1 to speak to and so they have got cats to speak 2. if u dont like cats then just stay away from them and when u c 1 just dont look @ it! its so simple u stupid idiont of a cat hater! Subject: i hate those cat Date: Jul 01 2006 12:55:27 PM Author: crazy Stupid cats they should all be killed a slow and very painful death. or they should be sprayed with a high pressure hose (close range) Subject: Cats Blow Date: May 14 2006 10:51:21 PM Author: Cat Hater Horrible, selfish, boring, lazy and utterly usless animal is the domestic house cat. Subject: fuck them Date: Apr 21 2006 07:02:40 PM Author: fuck cats They are so fucking selfish - sure they are very smart and "cute (fucking gay)" for girls...I hit one with a rock few hours ago... PD: I hadn't kill any bird or other animal ever... Subject: A response, a message, a warning. Date: Feb 05 2006 11:53:59 PM Author: Harbinger <---- Response to this comment ----> Subject: pussy Date: Jul 05 2005 11:04:31 AM Author: me, god. who gives a fuck? This planet is evil and should be destroyed anyway possible. The cats are doing their part. All hail destruction. I completely concure, your a genious my friend. Everything must be destroyed, and don't stop with this galaxy alone, you cannot completely erradicate the human race and it's offspring of minor significance, without making sure everything that holds the memory of this pathetic race is destroyed. If there are probes in other galaxies that belong to this dismal species, they too must taste destruction. Agreed, all hail destruction. And for those who pay no heed to such messages, mark my words as you read them, when my funding procures, you WILL meet your doom. Energy as abundant as the sun doesn't come from this planet alone, and your going to need all the batteries you can find, so save your fucking pennies. Also, as for cats? Fuck'em...fuck dogs too...and fuck everything now that I think of it. This place has outlived it's usefulness along with the rest of you meager slime. Goodbye. Subject: and u mental probem Date: Jan 24 2006 06:54:20 AM Author: hi do you have mental problem and are u to bissy fucking ever one u lunatic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1 Subject: fuck your bitches mother Date: Jan 24 2006 06:53:13 AM Author: hih go and fuck ur mothers whore lar u ass Subject: LEAVE CATS AND OTHER CREATURES ALONE ASS Date: Nov 29 2005 03:55:10 PM Author: taylor gorman DAMN U FOR KILLING ONE OF GOD'S CREATURES U ASSHOLES. Y DONT U DO SMETHING USEFUL IN UR LIFE BITCHES LEAVE GOD'S CREATURES ALONE BITCHES THATS ANIMAL CRUELTY DUH BITCHES. >:( SOMEPEPOPLELIKE CATS IT WOULDNT BE FAIR TO THEM.SO LEAVE THEM ALONE.WHATS RONG WITH CATS BITCHES Subject: Kill outdoor cats Date: Oct 30 2005 01:20:19 AM Author: KillCats If a cat is outside it should be considered varmints. Cats treat indigenous wildlife with that simple brutality so why do these so called "cat owners" whine about protecting cats? Actually, maybe we should also neuter the cat owners and shoot the cats. Subject: cats Date: Oct 23 2005 12:27:09 PM Author: brute This is another example of animal cruelty and it should not be tolerated. You can be charged with animal abuse. You and the other stupid demonic idiots should have your asses kicked by me. Subject: aw poor baby Date: Oct 19 2005 02:49:07 PM Author: squeaknbear i pray that you die soon Subject: Pussycats Date: Sep 21 2005 10:17:18 AM Author: Adriana I think you are a cold hearted SICKO who needs help! A cat is a living, breathing creature created by God that has a right to walk the earth just like you! It has feelings and a heart unlike you ! Perhaps one day, unexpectedly, someone will rough you up, not kill you like you would an innocent cat, but just enough so that then maybe you'll appreciate a little more how precious it is to be alive. Get yourself some help -- see a psychiatrist soon !!! I'll rough you up myself if I ever see you or anyone else attempt to kill a harmless creature ! You SICKO you !!!! Subject: cats Date: Sep 10 2005 02:10:57 AM Author: alex you do know that cat killing was the opening doorway to some of the most brutal serial killers ever...go fuck yourself writer Subject: cats killing.. Date: Aug 28 2005 10:07:58 PM Author: liam so you're saying we should all be vegan? Subject: Cats Date: Aug 06 2005 01:28:08 AM Author: DilutedSanity I agree there is no better cat than a dead one, I can't place my finger on it, why I dislike them so much. I feel such a hatred towards these animals it scares me. I feel no remorse what so ever when I see a cat that has been hit by a car or that has died in some grusome way,except for the little smile that creeps across my face knowing there is one less cat to deal with. This statment does not mean in anyway I hate anmials in fact I love anmials just not the cat. Subject: pussy Date: Jul 05 2005 11:04:31 AM Author: me, god. who gives a fuck? This planet is evil and should be destroyed anyway possible. The cats are doing their part. All hail destruction. Subject: Wisconsin Cat Hunting T-shirt Date: Apr 21 2005 11:07:22 PM Author: Fat Cat The state of WI has taken its first steps towards legalizing cat hunting! Get your very own WI cat hunting T-shirt! www.catstamp2005.com Subject: cat_haters_unite! Date: Apr 14 2005 03:45:21 AM Author: gunman Having sympathy for cats or even liking them is a very decadent, soppy, gay and very uncool attitude only shown by crazy woman or extreme loosers who have problems in society. Would love to see the Kensington video one time! Subject: Thank You Date: Apr 11 2005 10:45:09 PM Author: Cat Hater #1 Kill all cats, they serve no purpose and have no fuction other then being murderous bastards. I hate them so much. The best cat is a dead and tortured one. I do love dogs, but even if I did not I would hate cats. What is so sad is that Big wild cats such as tigers and lions are so cool, yet the domesticated version is a sad piece of shit Subject: cream Date: Feb 18 2005 08:33:17 AM Author: mrkey cats rule everything around me Subject: in case Vice staffers haven't seen it Date: Feb 12 2005 06:14:57 AM Author: thea pumbroek www.trashbat.co.ck/gallery_html/bkg_ephemera1.html Subject: cats are cool bicth Date: Jan 21 2005 01:12:05 AM Author: pm john moore is the gay'ist of them all he is a bicth Subject: cats Date: Jan 21 2005 01:08:48 AM Author: pm all the people that hat cats can suck my dick Subject: cats Date: Jan 21 2005 12:58:41 AM Author: pm cats are not evel bicth Subject: pussy Date: Jan 21 2005 12:53:06 AM Author: cat lover I love my pussy Subject: pussy Date: Jan 21 2005 12:53:42 AM Author: cat lover I love my pussy Subject: cats VS pathetic people Date: Jan 15 2005 12:22:44 AM Author: friend of cats I would like to thank all the cool people out there who came to the defense of our feline friends. People who have never known a cat personally are depriving themselves.I have more cat friends then I do people friends. John Moore and people like him, are a good example of why this is so. Any human who would kick an animal (especially one much smaller than they are)is a most pathetic person and doesn't deserve the privilege of being on this earth. Subject: what a tool! Date: Jan 02 2005 08:54:23 AM Author: ezdude yeah like my cat can get a dozen birds when he's shit scared of the fucking wind...course this will all be fixed with the Eternal Kitten thing being developed by japanese scientists.... www.eternalkitten.co.jp Subject: meow Date: Dec 04 2004 11:16:51 PM Author: me When you say: "Cats are the most barbaric, sadistic animals in the world" you´re forgeting one CREATURE, far more barbaric and sadistic...YOU! That is why anytime I see YOU I coax it over, pretending I have food, and then CRACK! I kick you back across the road. Subject: cats Date: Oct 29 2004 01:02:09 AM Author: Chef You kill 'em i'll cook 'em let's end world hunger together. General Tso's kitten, Kitten-on-a-stick, cat burgers, Moo Guo Guy cat. yummy!! Subject: cats Date: Oct 03 2004 09:32:58 PM Author: liviu cats are perfect and you are a perfect idiot! Subject: long-john Date: Sep 20 2004 11:23:49 AM Author: TJ JOHN MOORE is a fuckin´ gay. Subject: what! Date: Sep 14 2004 02:26:24 PM Author: willard so we should kill cats because they're evil right, killing birds and bunnys and other cudley rodents. then who or what should kill you for killing the little kitties you sick bastards are like the cats in a way wouldn't you say, if not you better be eating those cats you slay you bad ass cat slayer you. dont pass judgment on cats let nature be natural if the great spirit chief wishes all cats to die i think they will with or w/o your help. i hate cats too but you fuckers make me sad,if you really want to save the planet kill yourself. Subject: The old lady who swallowed... Date: Sep 01 2004 06:07:06 PM Author: murdadrum There was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I don't know how she swallowed a cow; She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly; I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die! There was an old lady who swallowed a horse... She's dead, of course! Subject: Meow Date: Aug 20 2004 11:44:44 PM Author: Alex I have a cat and it took care of the rodents around my hood. I let him out for a while (a couple of hours a day)then back inside he goes. If you were couped up in an apartment all your life you would become nuerotic, sick. Cats must facilitate their instinctual skills otherwise they seem like "half" a cat. If you see one out, don't kill the poor bastards. Cats do not have the capacity to understand their actions, humans do. Think a little before you inflict pain, knowingly, on another living creature. Subject: u suck,cats rule!!! Date: Jul 30 2004 12:13:57 PM Author: catlover f.uck you dumbass!!! CATS rock!!i know you are just jealous of them cos they are more beautiful than YOU ugly @SSHOLE!!hope you die!!!i love cats,they are the best!!!!! Subject: feline d-line Date: Mar 29 2004 07:05:23 AM Author: Dr Gash Birds eat their own poop. What good are rabbits except picking one up and squeezing its innards as to fire it like a b-b-gun? Mice -> who cares -> snakes eat mice -> hell's bells, they eat rat stew in Belgium. Dogs eat cats' poop. Dogs eat birds. Dogs eat cats. Dogs eat rabbits. Dogs eat squirrels. Ergo -> birds, cats, rabbits, and squirrels are all poop? Ponder onwards my maliable headed friends. Subject: i love cats Date: Mar 28 2004 05:21:55 PM Author: i hate u u all r gay stupid faggets the only reasons cats hate u is cause u hate them if u treat them w/ love and care then they love u back cats r the best way better then any loud ass barking dog that craps and pisses in the house and chews on everthing cats r lovable creatures and u should all die and rott in hell and cats purr when there happy not when they want somthin Subject: i love cats Date: Mar 28 2004 05:21:55 PM Author: i hate u u all r gay stupid faggets the only reasons cats hate u is cause u hate them if u treat them w/ love and care then they love u back cats r the best way better then any loud ass barking dog that craps and pisses in the house and chews on everthing cats r lovable creatures and u should all die and rott in hell and cats purr when there happy not when they want somthin Subject: fffsssshhhh Date: Mar 26 2004 03:46:14 AM Author: 4 I think youre just doing a cat fffssshhhhh agains't a race you can beat easily ... Subject: homosexuals Date: Mar 25 2004 07:51:07 PM Author: gus theres a picture of a mag with a pile of naked men. is this a gay site? is this costing me money? Subject: cats Date: Mar 23 2004 10:35:26 PM Author: ~Mercedes~ CATS fuckin rock they are the most beautiful animals, I'm going to get my dog after you, i hope you fuckin fall in a cave filled with cats you fuck! Don't worry cats don't like you either, and you'll get what you deserve if u ever fuckin hurt one. Stupid Fuck, where u writing from? A mental institution??! Subject: Endangered species... Date: Mar 21 2004 08:29:14 PM Author: Endangered shmendangered! Does it matter if cats kill endangered species?? I mean most endangered species are pretty ugly anyway (except for the spotted quoll), so we are probably better off without them as they eat food that is valuable for livestock & farming. If we don't have enough food for cows & horses, where do you expect your BigMacs to come from? Endangered species?? Cats?? At least cats bury their turds so you don't accidentally stand in it - you don't see dogs or endangered species being that considerate, do you??? Subject: widdle kitty kats Date: Mar 08 2004 11:27:16 AM Author: warm cookies I adore lace ankle socks and think Hello Kitty! products are just PRECIOUS, but when it comes to REAL cats, I'd like to skewer their mewing asses on a god damn hot poker and then *FLIIIING* their dead carcasses out the window to see if I can hit any of those helmut haired bitches on the sidewalks below walking down 5th Ave, but my Mom frowns upon it and I guess it IS kinda icky of me, right? Subject: widdle kitty kats Date: Mar 08 2004 11:27:16 AM Author: warm cookies I adore lace ankle socks and think Hello Kitty! products are just PRECIOUS, but when it comes to REAL cats, I'd like to skewer their mewing asses on a god damn hot poker and then *FLIIIING* their dead carcasses out the window to see if I can hit any of those helmut haired bitches on the sidewalks below walking down 5th Ave, but my Mom frowns upon it and I guess it IS kinda icky of me, right? Subject: catz Date: Mar 07 2004 07:47:07 PM Author: petar A friend once swung a cat 'round by the neck and purposefully killed it in front of me. He really hated cats, could you do that ?? Subject: uh, actually Date: Mar 06 2004 04:25:29 PM Author: Rosie I think YOU should die. But I am so happy I remembered to look for the site for this magazine. Subject: what a stupid article! Date: Mar 05 2004 03:25:19 PM Author: Andre Hey man you are nuts! Subject: where is every1 Date: Mar 05 2004 02:18:30 PM Author: timmy is there any body out there coz i look like a right larry you bunch a wankers fuck you all yer im talkin to you bitch oi faggot balls Subject: let kill the little bugers Date: Mar 05 2004 02:16:23 PM Author: timmy all cats should die a slow and painfull death they should either be electricuted or have its heart riped right out of its chest Subject: cats vs bananas Date: Mar 01 2004 01:11:09 PM Author: ubc student I hate cats too but i love bananas even more than i hate cats. I like throwing cats up into high bushes, that makes me smile. Subject: Cats are alien Date: Feb 29 2004 06:48:48 PM Author: Earthling YEAH! I knew there was something WRONG about felines(lions, tigers included)! Mr. Moore clears it up. Subject: CATS *w/jazzhands* Date: Feb 28 2004 08:09:30 PM Author: what'sinaname Look, I hate cats just as much as the next person, but it seems the root of the problem that you mention, is not cats, but humans, so does that mean every time we see a human, we should kick him/her across the street, or even farther? Well, when I think about it, I have wanted to do that on occasion as well, but in knowing it's not the most "rational", and I'm physically incapable of kicking a human across a busy thoroughway, I don't do it...I wouldn't want to break my foot or a toe...hmmm, rationality...? Subject: Matterhorns, dimes, derelicts,and Q tips Date: Feb 22 2004 06:06:47 PM Author: Crass Okay. Maybe it's just me here romancing a whim, But have any of you dense donkeys out there ever heard of a thing called satire? Parody even? or maybe we can try....Pure comedy. That article is brilliant. Subject: cats Date: Feb 22 2004 08:45:11 AM Author: pickledarmadillo I love cats, because I know if they were bigger, they'd kill you. Subject: cat's ass Date: Feb 18 2004 09:10:11 PM Author: Jublo Marington Cats are great compared to you, you asshole. Why? If you slap your cock on a cat-head they won't even flinch. Thats constitution..... nice fuzzy cat-head Subject: the afterlife Date: Feb 18 2004 11:55:22 AM Author: rowan Get a life, get a grip. Keeping pets indoors and out only on a leash or fenced area greatly reduces negative impact on the environment. Brutally abusing or killing animals does not solve a thing. It only guarantees a very nasty afterlife for a very long time. Imagine a hell where you are called over to eat yummy things, only to have be kicked around like a football. Subject: . Date: Feb 17 2004 10:40:59 AM Author: . . Subject: . Date: Feb 16 2004 09:32:17 PM Author: . . Subject: :P Date: Feb 11 2004 08:57:59 PM Author: Dork You will die and come back named Moore... Moore the cat :D Subject: Built your demolition war Date: Feb 11 2004 08:30:56 PM Author: YourmotherBiafra Ha. Funny shit. I love cats. Tsk tsk tsk. Subject: cats totally suck Date: Feb 11 2004 09:33:43 AM Author: jed Cats are shit except for lions and possibly tigers. when i was a kid my next door neighbours cat killed a bird on the fence. i could have saved the little guy but instead i just let it happen. i still wake up in a cold sweat from the trauma i experienced all those years ago. save your children from suffering a similar plight to the one i did. hey, you guys like ska? You like ska and shit? That shit sucks man!!! Great article Subject: aaahhh Date: Feb 09 2004 06:38:54 PM Author: DubT Egg-zackery! Cat's are pests... get a clue, those who think that this shouldn't be addressed by Vice, this article is perfect. All I can say is, correct Correct You hit the nail right on the head. ---DubT Subject: Cats Date: Feb 09 2004 02:33:19 PM Author: Matti I agree I hate catz, for the sole purpose that once, my girlfriend's cat Rodny clawed balls during missionary sex. Nobody wants thier package stalked. Subject: </3 Date: Feb 08 2004 11:40:54 PM Author: Rachel "holy shit we have a winner. most pointless filler article ever. this magazine should have ended a year ago." I completely agree with the above statement. What happened to vice? Did you just fire all your good writters one day? Subject: cats Date: Feb 08 2004 06:57:06 PM Author: evil1 Cats are alot like lawyers. They're irritating, shit in your house and then expect you to kiss their ass. I agree, kill them and while you're at it kill some lawyers and crows. Subject: cat-man-do Date: Feb 08 2004 02:18:57 AM Author: yo fuckin mama's mama cats are crazy man Subject: pussy Date: Feb 07 2004 11:54:04 PM Author: catsrule my cat is really cool and its soft and furry,figure it out Subject: gismo@game-invasion Date: Feb 07 2004 02:10:39 PM Author: gismo hallo mal ne frage wo finde ich den hier klamoten von SEEED mfg gismo Subject: FTW Date: Feb 05 2004 09:17:13 PM Author: White Lightning Kill people who look different than you, not cats. Subject: cats Date: Feb 05 2004 02:26:10 PM Author: twat stomper My roommate has this crazy, black cat that's pretty bad-ass and will attack you for no good reason. He rules that way but I still kick at the fucker when I'm trying to make a ham sandy and he comes beggin' for a hunk. Oh, the author is just trying to be shocking, don't be an idiot and believe the guy is really killing cats. Ok, idiot? Subject: Another reason why cats suck...! Date: Feb 05 2004 09:30:56 AM Author: Miss Woo I was woken to a yeowing breeding stinking peice of shit cat last nite. It made so much fucking noise that I couldn't sleep. The stupid fucking thing was in heat and so it's asshole owner put it outside. If I had a BBB gun or something I would have shot that fucking thing right through the head. Perhaps if said asshole owner had neutered the fucking thing, it wouldn't go into heat and keep the whole neibourhood up!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Whack Chinese Date: Feb 04 2004 11:00:37 AM Author: Vinman At least we don't eat cats like those f$*cked up Chinese do. Let them get Sars a few more times ...they will wise up. Subject: cats?!!? there's a WORSE threat!! Date: Feb 02 2004 10:49:21 PM Author: argo Daniel Klem Jr. cradles a small, dead bird with chestnut-mottled wings, another victim of what he says is a largely unrecognized environmental hazard that kills birds in flight. The culprit is the plate glass used in windows, skyscrapers and other structures, which the birds strike because they cannot see it. "Glass is ubiquitous and it's indiscriminate, killing the fit and the unfit," said Klem, a Muhlenberg College ornithologist who estimates that collisions with glass kill up to 1 billion birds a year in the United States alone. "Buildings that we have created to be aesthetically pleasing are slaughtering birds." HOLY SHIT! WE NEED TO TEAR DON BUILDINGS TOO! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624& amp;ncid=624&e=8&u=/ap/20040201/ap_on_sc/birds_clear _danger_1 Subject: not enough cat articles Date: Feb 02 2004 10:21:01 PM Author: fu holy shit we have a winner. most pointless filler article ever. this magazine should have ended a year ago. Subject: tasty cats Date: Feb 01 2004 03:28:05 AM Author: zed eat pussy Subject: i heart my cat Date: Jan 31 2004 11:55:40 AM Author: putty well, i guess i'm sub human...i only know my own cats...and they'd kick your ass... Subject: l;jk, "kat", nom de plum and the rest Date: Jan 28 2004 01:28:59 PM Author: durdy sanchez ok not for nothing but people who get sooooo upset when you make a joke about killing a cat are fuckin morons. even if this wasnt a joke, which anyone with half a brain could see it is. does it really matter? i mean we're talking about cats not babies. get some fucking perspective. we are humans and they are lowlife furry little shit machines. and if youre one of these self hating humans who'd rather spend your time alone in a locked apartment with the decaying heap of waste from over a dozen of these little shits, then you my friend are less than a human. and after we're done killing the cats im gonna fire up the wok and chow down on some cat fried rice, canton style bitch! Subject: asdf Date: Jan 28 2004 02:59:25 AM Author: l;kj you sicken me. i hope you die a long and painful death. Subject: i don't like it one bit Date: Jan 28 2004 12:05:05 AM Author: Kat *ahem really* not just because my name is Kat but because it's stupid *Kat* Subject: Cats are the same as females Date: Jan 27 2004 04:23:12 PM Author: The Joneses As evil and sadistic as cats might sound thats how evil and sadistic as women are.They troop around pprrring with their cleavage out hoping for something sweet to eat than dispose of.Men,are dogs moping around acting tough but when the shit hits the fan they tuck there manhood betwwen their legs and hope for pity.Cats will rule the world one day with their new found allies women. Subject: what the deuce? Date: Jan 26 2004 04:01:29 AM Author: Nom de Plum Cats are the most sadistic animals in the world? Are you shitting my balls? Don't forget that we promoted their killer instinct while forcing the little buggers to fuck each other so that we'd have something to keep us company. Survival of the fittest... ring a bell? You're bitching about the very thing that got you here, John. Oh yeah: "twice their weight in biomass." Do you mean twice their biomass, Captain Redundant? I think your pen is broken. Give it a shake. Subject: cats... Date: Jan 24 2004 10:00:42 PM Author: indybot for a long time we had a problem with rats, that is until our cat, Selby gotta hold of 'em, personaly I would rather it tear those fuckers apart instead of listening to them squeek around behind the walls... cats will forever be the coolest animal on earth.... Subject: moore is a piece of cat shit Date: Jan 24 2004 12:38:23 AM Author: cat lover instead of focusing on "killing cats" why don't you just write about the owners taking responsibility for their pets? no, they don't need to let their cats out and yes, cats do kill (it's instint you lard ass) but is the solution to really kill cats as you so openly state? what about all the stupid fuckin stank ass dogs that kill KIDS every other day? should we kill all dogs because of that?? shut the fuck up and eat a pussy john moore. Subject: chat Date: Jan 23 2004 09:30:54 PM Author: Jue September 21, 2000 A weekly feature provided by scientists at the Hawaiian Volcano Observatory. -------------------------------------------------------- Does Your Cat Eat Birds? Cats have been our pets and rat-catchers since the dawn of civilization. Many of us grew up with cats or now keep them (including the authors of this column!). However, the number of domestic cats in the U.S. has more than doubled in the past 30 years, and they are becoming an increasing problem for wildlife. It's important to point out that we're talking about two sorts of cats, those that belong to someone vs. the homeless wild, or feral, ones. Domestic cats were introduced to Hawai`i probably during the late 1700s, when sailing ships began regularly visiting the islands. Shipboard felines, brought along to keep the vessels clean of rodents, were given away or traded in port. By the 1800s, Mark Twain, for instance, noted that cats abounded in the islands. Contemporary naturalists also took notice and reported that cats were killing birds in the forest. Without cold winters to keep them home, cats had set up a life of their own far from the comforts of human care. Cats are highly adaptable predators capable of killiSubject: katz Date: Jan 23 2004 09:25:43 PM Author: Jue you should read this then.... http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/volcanowatch/2000/00_09_21.html Cats are a hazard in suburban wildlife. Subject: cats Date: Jan 23 2004 07:47:20 PM Author: taken aback This is the first time I have picked up a Vice. And probably the last!! What the hell is John Moore smoking?? One outdoor cat equals 12 dead birds a day? Where do these numbers come from? That has to be one of the poorest displays of journalism I have ever seen. Just because you do not charge for your publication doesn't mean you have a liscence to print absolute fabrications and ridiculous editorials. You should, in fact be paying your readership to endure such falacies and tripe! I'll not "tee-off" on how much I love or hate cats, it's beside the point at this time. What should be at the forefront is Mr. Moore's complete lack of journalistic integrity. I didn't pick up "Vice" expecting GQ or something stupid like that. I did however expect that the magazine would be staffed by people other than graduates from the journalism equivilant of "The Hollywood Upstairs Medical School". I hope you've enjoyed the waves of fervent "for" and "against" comments that this article was so obviously designed to provoke. Subject: None Date: Jan 23 2004 07:17:01 PM Author: Jue Cats are the dumbest dumfucks on the planet. I bought a racoon trap and trap the motherfuckers and dump them in Luskville or the SPCA...stupid tards let loose in my garden or eat swallows and my fuckin goldfish in my pond in Aylmer....I hate those motherfuckers Subject: Manga, manga! Date: Jan 23 2004 10:46:02 AM Author: Beaver Critters Eating pussy is lovely. The Hairy ones! BC Subject: Cats should die! Date: Jan 23 2004 12:02:19 AM Author: Catmandont Cats should be stepped on and turned inside out like grouse............yeah they should....By the way a grouse is a tasty little bird not unlike a chicken that you can turn inside out to reveal there tender meat!.........meow! Subject: pussy Date: Jan 22 2004 11:58:12 PM Author: hateless don't be hatin on the pussy :) Cat's are actually female dogs. Subject: cats. Date: Jan 22 2004 08:38:15 AM Author: Peter Liking cats is gay. Subject: cats.................................... Date: Jan 22 2004 08:42:07 AM Author: Peter Liking cats is gay. Subject: play this game Date: Jan 21 2004 12:41:47 PM Author: celia for those of you who found this article hilarious, i think this game was made to go with this article: http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index2.html< br /> for the record, i love my cat. Subject: cats will never die. Date: Jan 19 2004 05:55:23 PM Author: j cats are evil, thats why i love them. Subject: re: "save the whales" twat below Date: Jan 19 2004 12:53:36 PM Author: Franklin J. Testicles Returns get a grip you pompous fuckbag Subject: re: this Date: Jan 19 2004 12:49:12 PM Author: Franklin J. Testicles Solution: Stop feeding your pet cat. Then they are actually hunting and not just killing Subject: Name and article to be investigated Date: Jan 19 2004 11:33:31 AM Author: Moxie Btw, I sent this article to www.torontohumane society -investigation queries. Harming animals is a crime. And a punishable crime. Direct your anger where it really belongs - your mother, your ex-girlfriends, and the apparent disappointments that life has handed you, spunkbubble. Subject: You are all stoo-pid cunts. Date: Jan 19 2004 11:32:59 AM Author: Moxie My first time visiting this site. What a poor excuse for journalism . . . and what a pathetic excuse for readership. Sounds like alot of chronic wankers afraid of pussies. Will not come back. Subject: yes. Date: Jan 18 2004 12:45:05 PM Author: metal1 guilty as charged. old and proud. which is better than young, dumb and and living in "Manhattan Lite". Subject: I hate cats but now i hate dogs too... Date: Jan 17 2004 01:00:08 PM Author: qwan yeah all of us know cats only purr when they want something if tommorrow you become poor and no money to give it the milk it will leave you and find another place another reasong why ppl wholove cats cannot leave it ago because when they come back it will find another place now dogs "were" faithful but no they are not they bark for no reason they just dont know what the fuck they were born for on this earth and with ppl talking to dog sas if they have given birth to it they bite for no reason dont have any dog insticnts and will bark and attack stranger or intruders as long as they know that there is no danger involved... i have seen dog throwing tantrums and biting their owners and house ppl and the owners just let i go around bitisng saying that it is in a bad mood i hate dogs too Subject: anti-hipster rant Date: Jan 15 2004 04:05:09 PM Author: Young person I think I got the subtext of the metal1 rant. What he's trying to say is, "I am old." Subject: my cat hates you Date: Jan 15 2004 03:54:04 PM Author: jolty Go to www.mycathatesyou.com for more anti-cat sentiments. Subject: but John Moore is cool Date: Jan 15 2004 03:38:01 PM Author: metal1 but can't you see how anti authoritarian and iconoclastic he is?!!? he puts forth the proposition to kill house cats with their percieved negative environmental impact as some kind of excuse. In reality though, he says it because its so "punk rock". I mean, the guy has a job in Willimasburg - where everyone is white, roughly the same age, and into the same thing. All you need to do is ride the L train into the homogenized, sanctuary of ironic slacker sensibilites and you'll understand. Understand that in close to ten years, Vice has a mere handful of interesting articles to their credit and an vast sea of insipid tripe written by hipster goofballs like John Moore only to be ignored, forgotten, and thrown away. "I kill cats" - please. that was sad and not shocking in 1986 i was listening to GBH and John Moore was at home on his couch watching Bugs Bunny and gnawing on his fudgcicle. Subject: What the fuck happened to Vice mag? Date: Jan 15 2004 05:35:47 AM Author: All Assholes like john moore must die john moore damns the domestic housecat for its natural instincts, though as peripheral consequences of his natural instincts, the author probably has contributed to deforestation (and the eventual destruction of the habitats of many more rare species than robins and sparrows), ozone layer depletion, sweatshop labor, and the eventual pink slip of yet another employee of a small company that has been acquired by a huge corporation just by waking up, turning on the lights, putting on some mall shirt with some ignorant logo (as his article implies) driving to the nearest coffee shop or whatnot and throwing the styrofoam cup in the wastebasket. So, then, he should be killed too, as should the rest of us, right? A call for control of the domestic cat population as well as other reasonable precautions is a no-brainer, but johnny boy, you have proven that even this proposal is beyond your cerebral (and humane) capacities. This article is so ignorant, so poorly written, and so counterproductive in its encouragement of violence towards an animal that I can't believe that this magazine is supposed to be stylish or something. What the fuck? john moore, you are a very very sad little man. Please learn to think a little more bSubject: catpoo Date: Jan 15 2004 01:30:43 AM Author: somebunny catpoo smells worse than any other kind of poo Subject: cats Date: Jan 14 2004 12:57:01 PM Author: ritzy periwinkle if they are fat.. i look them straight in the eye and say "faaaaaaaat caaaaat"... and then they get all pissed and shiiite.. i love it... Subject: I hate cats too Date: Jan 13 2004 08:15:30 AM Author: James I agree with you %100. Cats are evil little creatures with no sense of love for anything but themselves. They are complete savages ranging in all different sizes. Good article and a very good point. I think you should follow up with a part 2 on the lack of personality in cats. And why do all the cat owners only keep the small ones? It just goes to show that they are true pussies. Grow some balls and give up snowball for a fuckin' panther. Now thats at least a respectable pet . Any guy with a cat as a pet should be thrown into a fire pit screaming for his mommy! Subject: for LionO Date: Jan 12 2004 06:50:23 PM Author: hazard5 yeah if stray dogs lived next to you, i'm sure it would have smelled of roses. shit for brains Subject: re: you Date: Jan 12 2004 06:45:52 PM Author: Cat Power you, sir, are a cunt. Subject: Thundercat - Ho Date: Jan 12 2004 11:59:37 AM Author: Lion-O Stray cats can die. I used to live in this apartment building/house and for some reason it was the local cat hangout. I think the lived in the garage at the neighbor laides abandoned house. Anyway, they would spray the entire house are there 20-30 cats and kittens running around. You could not open the windows because of the smell of cat urine would make you puke. I would get in my car in the morning and it would wreak of cat urine. Was one of the most miserable experiences of my life. Needless to say I moved very quickly after all that happened. Subject: Pussies lick your hand Date: Jan 12 2004 12:23:29 PM Author: Arl My cat Puss doesnt kill birds and shit. He wieghs forty three pounds and leaves dead cats and dogs on the doorstep. I've got an exhibit going back in the wood shed. It's fuckin sick man. Subject: cats Date: Jan 11 2004 07:45:14 PM Author: aussie cat hater What do I dislike more than cats? People who just luuuurve cats and go on and on about them like they gave birth to their cat. They can't go away cos they have a cat. They can't wait to get home to their cat. Worst and most unnatural of all...they let cats in their beds and think that's o.k. "Cat saliva has special enzymes in it that neutralizes germs". Yeah. Aren't cats just so perfect! Subject: I am a FUCKING RETARD!!! Date: Jan 10 2004 03:08:39 AM Author: George W. Bush (Avid Taxidermist) I hate my cats. This one neglected runt I have is beyond sympathy. You sit there reading or something and despite the void of lap (or anything to sit on) the thing furtively stalks towards you, testing each step towards the only bliss it knows as human contact. When you do decide to pet it, it drools on you and will take even the most extreme types of contact and construe it as love. It doesn't seem to understand that when I launch it accross the room (in a carefully aimed parabola) at a cusion, that its presence is most unwelcome. Stop gleening guilt from me!! I just can't stand undignified animals, who have no course but to live at the whim of their owner. Often I fancy leaving the beast to it's own wits out in nature where it will know the meaning of isolation as it realises that all those wasted moments napping could have been spent in preparation for the day after next. Subject: Cats Date: Jan 10 2004 01:55:50 AM Author: Nevel Mr. Moron It is too bad I don't know who you are becasue if I did I would do alot worse to you. Animal cruelty is a problem if you ask me why get rid of all the cats when we could just get rid of you! Subject: 101 uses for a dead cat Date: Jan 09 2004 11:50:11 AM Author: snuffy screw the cats. there is a book out called 101 USES FOR A DEAD CAT. examples: door stop, level a table, etc. Subject: gee Date: Jan 08 2004 09:33:32 PM Author: crunk wow, another great article in vice... Subject: cats Date: Jan 07 2004 03:40:48 PM Author: laura although I'd have to agree with Moore that cats should be kept indoors, ravens are also partly to blame for decimating the robin population in North America. Now those things are some evil fuckers... Subject: GO DO SOMETHING AND LEAVE THE CAT ALONE Date: Jan 07 2004 11:54:54 AM Author: rainynhale i like cats and to read this article and hear about the anger that you people have towards cats is really pathetic. of all the things to waste your time on in the world but cats? get a life and stop the violence towards something that could really care less about you. if we were all to spend our time thinking about cats like this then we would turn out to be no better than they are. dont be lazy...go do something and leave the cat alone! Subject: so?..... Date: Jan 07 2004 01:04:15 AM Author: metal1 who cares about birds? fuck them. fuck the chirping, fuck the dropping of white juice poops, and fuck their early morning hours. like birds wouldn't be killed by cougars, badgers, tree snakes, and a thousand other animals that would be here if man wasn't around. that article is written by a bird watching choad smoking tool with shit for brains who can't stomach to watch an entertaining bird snuff a la fluffy the cat. if birds are too stupid to keep their wits about them than they deserve to die. its called nature - and mans efforts aren't going to even things up for the birds. Mr Moore can suck it. Subject: cats Date: Jan 06 2004 09:15:00 PM Author: SlasherMcGee I used to have a 22 pistol, I'd make my cat dance, those fuckers could scoot when shot at... Subject: Keep Tabby indoors Date: Jan 06 2004 04:01:43 PM Author: cbgaloot Keep your cat in the house and it will only kill the critters it is supposed to be killing. The mice that get into your house, assuming any do. http://www.givemetheinfo.com/blog/blogger.html Subject: Bananas? Date: Jan 06 2004 03:38:14 PM Author: whos There's only one kind of banana that's going to be extinct, if you take the fucking time to search for it I'm sure you won't have a tough time finding info. It's just one kind of banana, it's not like every banana on the planet is going extint. Kill yourselves before you go killing any cats. It's a much safer bet that without the human population the cat population will go back to its natural numbers and the birds will as well. It's OUR FAULT, not theirs, dipshits. Subject: More evidence against the cats Date: Jan 06 2004 01:48:32 PM Author: Neutral (not nuetered) Read this aticle and weep cat lovers: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857& amp;ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040106/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_ robin Subject: cats Date: Jan 06 2004 01:01:02 PM Author: fightingnewfoundlander Bullshit. When do we get the article on how we're going to run out of bananas? |
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