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Unless you’ve had your head up your ass your whole fucking life, you know that Richard “Big Pinky” of TV Carnage Inc. is the motherfucker who watches five hundred hours of shitty TV and then edits it down to an hour and a half of pure fucking gold. Unbelievable shit like a man singing “Shalom” on Sunday TV but with a really high voice because he’s supposed to be an unborn baby and why would you kill someone that sings you nice songs?
“This shit is way fucking out there, this motherfucker,” says Richard from his home base in Montreal. “Where I used to do this shit all by myself and spend months fucking with two VCRs and shit, I now have big-time motherfuckers like Mike Judge and shit going, ‘I can’t believe I’m giving you my only copy of Squirrel Melts (a cable-access thing on how to hunt and eat squirrels)’ and I’m putting all of it together on this crazy-ass editing machine I bought from the previous shits.”
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Richard started this shit like, five years ago, and has since made it his full-time job. He’s had festival screenings in Toronto and New York and has even had Anne Heche (what the fuck?) hold a private carnage party at her house in L.A. “She’s fucking cool,” adds Richard, “but I was shit scared because I didn’t want any of her industry friends busting me and shit. I don’t know how legal this motherfucker is.”
Legal or not legal, watching this shit stoned is sort of like being Albert Einstein while getting your pussy licked. It’s intense pleasure enjoyed by a really big fucking brain. And now this motherfucker got it on DVD so when you see some really fucked up shit like a Queens cable-access show with a crazy bitch singing her version of “Teasie Louise” dressed as a fucked up cowboy, you can go to the main menu and check out the unedited version.
This is the fucking shit, motherfucker. Wait ’til you see it.
BAZZ ROSSDALE
For more info, check tvcarnage.com or go to one of the motherfucking VICE stores. For more great fucking DVDs, check fucking here.
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