Ask any Coors Light ad and it will tell you, the only thing better than football is twins. Especially when they get naked together and lie on your bed.
I was so wasted I needed to be carried home and I asked these guys if they would do it and they said, “Sure,” and I said “Bullshit,” (I was wasted) and they showed me some card of a guy who carried baby Christ across a river and I was like, “OK, OK, I got it,” and fell into their arms.
