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I know you think she didn’t get your message and you should probably call her again. Dude. She’s listening to your message right now and you calling on the other line is only going to remind her of that crazy ex-boyfriend who got dumped for acting exactly the same way. As we say in Canada, “Chill oot.” Comments/Enlarge | See all


Imagine how horny you’d have to be to waste your time talking with a girl dressed like a prepubescent bike-messenger prostitute in space boots. Right now he’s promising himself, “I’ll fuck a few of these just to get back on my feet. Then, after I get my confidence back up, I’m coming right back into the game.”
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