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Subject: to come on tv at once Date: Aug 03 2006 05:18:38 AM Author: suhani garg i love to see pogo ,it's to nice.i like that mad;khichdi;mr.bean;noddy;oawal;takashi casttel;bam,bam,bam gir pada hum,etc. Subject: fdsf Date: Apr 05 2006 11:49:11 PM Author: john im reading these back issues and these dos and donts are probaly the funnies i have ever read, goddamn they are good. Subject: to the person who posted below this: Date: Feb 20 2006 07:08:54 AM Author: mariposa! um, ok maybe youre being so sarcastic that i cant tell you're being sarcastic.....OR you didnt realize that vice wasnt being racist, they were talking shit to racists, and in their own unique little vice way complimenting the girls in the picture... Subject: barf Date: Feb 17 2006 12:42:42 PM Author: snot rape if u say suprise im black and i like racism. How risque am I!!! Not fucking very is your answer you big penis jockeys. Stop being such pussys ooooh vice are racist oooooh they hurt my heart with their evil white supremist jokes ooooooh i wish i wasnt so horribly black. shut up noone cares. dont beat me up like in the hood *runs away* Subject: Chinks Date: Jan 29 2006 02:07:13 AM Author: mr tomatohed I say all the time, lets get some chink food, and people look at me like I have two pricks, well maybe I do, who knows! Subject: Tropical Fantasy Date: Dec 17 2005 07:53:26 AM Author: Holy shit, is that black chick wearing the 'tasty' shirt in the last photo ever a fucking babe. The only thing better would be to put her together with the guy in the V10N1 Do's you claimed has "balls the size of China" because he's wearing a t-shirt with a swastika on it. Subject: god damned Date: Nov 30 2005 09:52:10 PM Author: vice is a fuckin prick. Subject: snoopy doo Date: Nov 10 2005 05:51:01 PM Author: johnny del from philly another good way too cum faster is to not do as much herion.... Subject: red tights i love you Date: May 21 2005 07:55:28 PM Author: paco bite her aaaassss Subject: Porn Star Date: May 18 2005 03:11:44 PM Author: "Privilidged and meaningless" *sob* Porn Star, if only you could teach the guys at Vice all your love secrets, learned through your many years of sexual healing of so many "privilidged" and lucky females. Why don't you write some articles yourself about your gentle yet manly loving? I'm sure they'd make hugely entertaining reading. "You can't buy into good sex". Are you a therapist? Or just some kind of sage-like love god? You sure told Vice. Quick, run! Your harem of devotees is waiting. (What a c*nt!) Subject: chink my ride Date: Apr 25 2005 05:49:22 PM Author: pogo baller dude i need a bike and this guy down the hall from me is of the asian persuasian, but he has like only one leg(some landmine boat people thing i couldn't understand) any way i need a bike can i have his. swankyswinger@hotmail.com Subject: amasing Date: Apr 15 2005 09:58:04 AM Author: jeg i fucking love that chink. i want to be chinese. Subject: wow Date: Mar 17 2005 09:41:58 PM Author: Rashaun Finally, this magazine has something good/nice to say about people of color. Subject: geddalife Date: Mar 17 2005 05:06:00 PM Author: Pierre its not a bloody suprise that this magazine is free... how low is it possibly to go. print everything backwards and still there is nothing interesting in here... you had me in the "make your own weapons" thing but all the other shit is plain lowlife... live on suggaz! love pierre Subject: "chink my ride" Date: Mar 17 2005 07:18:20 AM Author: jonboy I have to agree with Richard (below). I know the staff of vice aren't actually racist but thick rednecks may read these jokes and think racism is cool or something Subject: "chink my ride" Date: Mar 10 2005 12:28:05 PM Author: Richard Pound i used to pick up this magazine, but all these racism is getting out of control. and for all of those making racial slurs... Just remember white boys still are pussy. Subject: It's just struck me, you're all virgins Date: Mar 07 2005 05:29:24 AM Author: Porn Star I don't think you guys have ever had sex with anyone, unless you count all that violent stuff at your fraternity initiation ceremonies. Pornograhy, even the editorial found in Playboy magazine, is not a good source of sex eduction, maybe a Judy Bloom novel would be a good place to start. Then you might want to try finding yourselves some girlfriends. And keep trying, if you beleive in yourselves you will get a good fuck, maybe. Unlike all the other things in your privilidged meaningless lives you can't buy into good sex. You shouldn't bother trying to advise anyone, you just expose yourselves as the dickless ignorant bile filled little harpies you actually are. Subject: faster Date: Mar 06 2005 02:41:19 PM Author: big boss that "faster" on the girls back doesn't mean she wants you to finish faster but for you to move faster. See? There's a difference. Yes, you guys are still little league. Yes, you're not cool. Yes, you have no taste. I do. Later Subject: nice vice surroundings Date: Mar 05 2005 08:19:06 AM Author: finkobar what about a rott~n granny gangbang special...for the kiddy generation Subject: They all can't get enough of my big dick Date: Mar 03 2005 03:44:24 PM Author: Black Mamba It's some kind of freaky coincidence but I have fucked every single one of these dudes. Even the fat girls in Barbados over Christmas! They all couldn't get enough of blackness, sucking and fucking until I zipped up and left them wanting more. Yeah they are a bit 2003 but hey they had some freaky moves in the bathroom! Subject: chocolate christmas peanut Date: Mar 02 2005 10:31:02 PM Author: munkee AMEN! that tropical roasted chica is the hottest one there!!! Subject: Leather jacket man.... Date: Mar 02 2005 05:10:10 PM Author: Dean JK .....must be swedens most famous man Christer Peterssons son! Christer died last year, and many people thinks that he killed Olof Palme Of Sweden -86. Subject: FUCK! Date: Mar 01 2005 01:30:08 AM Author: Roddy that chick on the top is like a bright light at the end of the tunnel..you know, like when you DIE! if that what its like to die, then put me down for like A GODZILLION! I'm so horny! Subject: redshirt Date: Feb 25 2005 01:28:27 AM Author: landlocked zine it was better when vice was just in canada, Then getting tricked into thinking I had a CHANCE of fucking these girls felt a little better. Subject: asian pimp Date: Feb 24 2005 05:41:03 PM Author: Dahlgren 'Chink my ride' and that picture are the two greatest things to ever appear in this magazine. Why the fuck wasn't that picture used for the cover? Subject: sorry Date: Feb 24 2005 09:32:46 AM Author: ADAM Sorry for being a jerk artbabe. I'm sure some people who read Vice contribute something to society, but not for the most part. Subject: adam'sajerk Date: Feb 24 2005 05:39:41 AM Author: artbabe 'not contributing to society'? i don't even have to put you down, that phrase stands on its own stupid legs. Subject: funny? Date: Feb 22 2005 09:58:55 PM Author: ADAM Do you all really think "Chink My Ride" is hilarious? Does it really take that much wit to come up with that? I would think some dolt would find it funny, but it just proves how utterly tasteless hipsters are. I wish the people who read Vice would oneday wake up and realize they are not actually contributing anything to society. Subject: hella Date: Feb 22 2005 07:18:25 AM Author: shiit "nah uh red stripes went out in 2000 it's about black and fucking white now... morons. anywhoooo... chink my ride, definitely would be worth watching yo diggin it" you absolute fucking goon since when has vice bben about mainstream fashion. most of these people aren't fashionable they just look GOOD Subject: freddie mercury Date: Feb 22 2005 07:06:33 AM Author: beauty dunno if someone has already said this but ive got a good memory for faces but is that dude the same guy who had to clean old peoples arses? http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n3/htdocs/shit.php not that anyone cares but i thought it was interesting. Subject: Ahhhhhhhh Date: Feb 21 2005 11:01:05 PM Author: Cashmere The girl with the "jokey" poses is probably one of the top three hottest girls to appear in the DOS. The guy who also wrote "Pimp the chink and you get chonked" is FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! I think it was on the DONTS page, but how fun is that to say? Subject: LOTS O FUNNIES Date: Feb 21 2005 05:51:10 AM Author: good job vice! Chink my ride was the best, for sure. Glad to see you guys made it back onto the Funny map. Subject: Do's aka Donts aka dos Date: Feb 19 2005 06:15:13 AM Author: lil weezyana the vegitarian first chick looks like she bought the clearence rack at hot topic (how is this hot) also the couple look like some weak posers (prolly dont even know who Danzing is) and that confused black girl with the cowboy boots and adidas pants looks like a TRL wannabe. Come on now i know this aint too serious but dam, some of these kids on the site are really gonna try to rock this shit (unless thats the master plan, that would be genius) "its like street cred, but digital" Subject: chink my ride Date: Feb 19 2005 05:57:30 AM Author: Jupiter that chink looks more like a jap to me...but i chink i got a gook in my eye! but hey im just a greedy jew love the racism! Subject: chink my ride dude! Date: Feb 18 2005 08:41:30 AM Author: me this guy is pure geeeenius!! he don't give a shit pimp'd out in his flyass suit n his flyass bike makes me wanna ride his bike!! he he jooooooooooke xxxx Subject: chink my ride Date: Feb 18 2005 07:58:29 AM Author: batcountry Try saying that five times fast Subject: Chinkmyride Date: Feb 18 2005 07:50:20 AM Author: batcountry So utterly genius Subject: Keep up the good work Date: Feb 17 2005 05:26:13 AM Author: Will ahhh vice magazine, ever truthful ambassador to the north american cultural wasteland Subject: angie Date: Feb 15 2005 05:16:19 PM Author: gay liberal I agree, right after I read the word "chink", I cried for two hours solid. When are these evil "hipublicans" gonna stop forcing me at gunpoint to read their magazine? Subject: Snot drippingly funny Date: Feb 15 2005 06:33:22 AM Author: Dogshit Taco Any of you bitching about the "chink" thing should should stuff 9 crab rangoons down your throat and rub hot mustard in your eyes, cause you are dumbshits, that was so funny, it took me 5 minutes to read, just from uncontrollable laughter Subject: "french girl" Date: Feb 14 2005 03:14:56 PM Author: katherine that girl is sitting next to me in the computer lab right now. holy shit. its like touching an angel. Subject: Fashion do? Date: Feb 14 2005 03:04:38 PM Author: kaye kunz Do you think my mommy will finally love me now? Subject: chink my ride Date: Feb 14 2005 10:11:33 AM Author: babyslapper racist, insensitive, harsh. keep it up. Subject: "Putting on the ritz" Date: Feb 14 2005 09:24:24 AM Author: SOON Should'nt that be micheal..? Prime minister of child jobs.. BIG UP VICE... BEAUTIFUL MAG!! Subject: what the fuck Date: Feb 13 2005 11:26:11 PM Author: burnwash why is it even like that? the third one? are you fucking kidding me? Subject: riddde Date: Feb 13 2005 01:01:41 PM Author: vermilion chink my ride, please?! Subject: slurs Date: Feb 13 2005 11:32:59 AM Author: angie Vice is definately on the decline. It was funnier when they didn't use soo many racial slurs. I mean "chink" is a term only my 85 year old grandpa use. Subject: Subject: Date: Feb 13 2005 02:45:38 AM Author: Author: floppy boobs and a bit of chunk could be fugz in the face. that downgrades the "do" factor. Subject: re: old news Date: Feb 12 2005 11:49:46 PM Author: marvon tattoos above the butt are old news, but ones that say "harder deeper faster" are rare and beautiful... which is the whole fucking point of the fucking fucking caption. Subject: old news Date: Feb 12 2005 07:13:38 PM Author: badnewsjew since when are tattos above the butt news? what the fuck does it say anyways? something in russian? or maybe something from a def lepard record? Subject: Montreal Date: Feb 12 2005 02:46:30 AM Author: pogo do you ever take pictures for the do's & don't in Montreal? i never recognize anything or anyone.....that's weird Subject: D10 Date: Feb 12 2005 01:25:42 AM Author: XX Great selection of girls this issue, Vice -- no blondes, even! Subject: VV BOUTIQUE Date: Feb 11 2005 05:52:00 PM Author: 3507321C WHY ARE ALL THE DO'S BITCHES SO VV BOUTIQUE ? Subject: my ride Date: Feb 11 2005 04:58:58 PM Author: chink please? Subject: Hot girl Date: Feb 11 2005 12:42:46 PM Author: Pizany Hey, that cute girl in the French shirt used to work at the Tower Records near my apartment. I still see her at cool outings about town, but I liked her better when she was taking cigarette breaks and I was buying a hot dog at the hot dog cart outside the movie theater next to Tower. Those were the days. Subject: the rocker couple Date: Feb 11 2005 01:27:21 PM Author: jesse is that dude wearing a shirt with a picture of himself on it. haha Subject: Chink My Ride Date: Feb 11 2005 12:23:14 PM Author: fagsaregay.com Silly Gooks! Subject: sh Date: Feb 11 2005 12:02:08 PM Author: toops shtoooooooooooops Subject: shitt Date: Feb 11 2005 10:02:02 AM Author: hella nah uh red stripes went out in 2000 it's about black and fucking white now... morons. anywhoooo... chink my ride, definitely would be worth watching yo diggin it Subject: back to the future Date: Feb 11 2005 01:10:46 AM Author: crazy eddie striped shirts? fanny packs? can we get more 2003? Subject: nice Date: Feb 10 2005 06:54:21 PM Author: Andrew great chink my ride....hillariou Subject: red shirt Date: Feb 09 2005 05:43:54 AM Author: krankles good lord how hot is the first girl |
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