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Subject: h Date: Apr 04 2006 08:24:18 PM Author: a Piss off Subject: BROWN AND PROUD Date: Mar 12 2006 10:46:06 PM Author: MR.TR3CE FUCK ALL YALL HATIN ON MEXICANS W3 RULE THIS COUNTRY NOW SO SHUT THE FUCK UP............BROWN PRIDE X3 Subject: wow, what a rebel Date: Feb 14 2006 04:09:05 PM Author: phatgolden twat Subject: It is tough Date: Dec 13 2005 08:11:25 PM Author: Davide It is tough being a fag when all the other fags are fags. Subject: you Date: Aug 23 2005 03:11:04 PM Author: cunts Why don't you all just shut the fuck up! I'm getting sick of all these posts after every fucking article every fucking issue. For fuck sake! I didn't want to post a comment but I can't stand it! Why don't you all fuck off to a chatroom. I'd like to give you and all your families cancer you annoying little cunts! Subject: JC is a faggot Date: Jul 29 2005 01:00:22 PM Author: Miss Woo This ain't Cosmo homo.. pick up another mag if ya don't like it! Subject: In your heart you know I'm right Date: Jul 28 2005 10:17:08 AM Author: coodie one more comment on the left-right -issue: that problem was solved long ago, by the Nazis. who do you think u.s. government people are? they are the continuation of just that same old German in-breeding group, of course. but what does that make of the leftists? the same, of course - albeit take have different tactics on their fascism(s). both groups (in their different variations, forms and modes) PUSH their own agendas to other people. if any of them tries to mask that as a "social reform", or shit like that - you know they are already walking, programmed zombies. it doesn't matter how they dress, what music they listen to.... those things are "lifestyle" choices and depend on the reservoir you are hanging in.... Could it be the time to leave the reservoir, whatever ghetto (rich or poor, or something else) you ARE in? you don't need to choose the "side" you are on, never: just concentrate on doing what is really interesting to you, the things that you dreamed about in your childhood (yes, you dreamed... but you might not remember it because so much later social condition and bullying by authorities). Be free, do your Will. Stop whining. Get yourself laid, relax in the way that YOU choose and concentrate on the things that are GOOD TO YOU. Read some Deleuze or Hakim Bey if you think you are lost. no need to fight other people's wars. no need to self-destruct. You COULD create something that empowers YOU.... :) Subject: dont's Date: Jul 14 2005 09:22:05 PM Author: Captain blowhard Esq. listen you skulking slimy spy snatch.Did you have your ears open or was it just your arse cheeks,you cheesy jap's eye witness. Subject: fuck the left Date: Mar 17 2005 10:54:34 PM Author: paul busschau hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaahaa fucking funny magazine guys.. I especially love the way it pisses everyone off enough that they waste their time writing little rant posts on your website. U must get a fuckload of hatemail as well. Wow. Big ups. Stupid people dont even realise that by getting pissed off and pissing and moaning that they are playing right into your hands. Genius. Oh and fuck the left, fuck the right, fuck gays, fuck homeless people, fuck whites, fuck blacks, fuck everyone except me. (hahahahaha "grey vagina" fucking classic) Subject: in response to: this magazine sucks Date: Mar 17 2005 07:24:49 PM Author: nik well jc, your a slack jawed fagot whos funny bone is stuck so far up his arse it ceases to work. vice is funny. whites are funny. tards are funny. and fuck sticks like you are funny too. thanks for making my day. cher cher Subject: siega Date: Mar 16 2005 03:37:38 PM Author: zsiga bla bla bla popvänstern bla bla bla natalia k bla bla bla Subject: this magazine sucks Date: Mar 11 2005 02:03:07 PM Author: JC hi yall I sincerley think that this magazine sucks dead penguin dick. Not only do the journalists have nothing to say..they also take pride in their nothingness. This is truly the tragic thing with vice magazine. Its written by a bunch of people who have stopped believing in anything. For them nothing is sacred. That may sound totally pretentious but I dont give a fuck its the truth. You can make fun of dead, handicapped, homeless people. Anyone who they can poke at with a stick they will. But who are they? I say that they are a bunch of chicken shit, intellectual wannabees who are so busy trying to be cool and grounbreaking that they lost their way altogether. Get it together vice... Subject: Fatally conceited. Date: Mar 08 2005 02:43:37 PM Author: me "Libertarian principles and socialism are not at odds." so sorry dude, they are. And defining the right wing by thinking of it only as millionaire businessmen trying to get corporate welfare is a fucking schoolboy fallacy. It's on a par with comparing all socialists to Stalin. Being British, my view of conservatism has nothing to do with all that bible bashing bollocks 51% of Americans voted for. I belive in the reduction of the size of the state, lower taxes for everyone (especially those in low income brackets) and an end to stupid crap like political correctness and forced "diversity". If high taxes fuck up an economy, (like Britain in the 70's) then you're not going to raise as much revenue anyway. Taxing 90% of nothing (a businessman who's left the country) is still nothing. Subject: Anthony Vs Cashmere Date: Mar 08 2005 01:43:51 AM Author: Myself Anthony...Cashmere.... C'mon guys im thethering either way. We all need a deciding round. Subject: department of redundancy dept. Date: Mar 06 2005 10:34:47 PM Author: c anal ass hair? is that opposed to the facial ass hair you self-worshipping cunts sport? i don't understand how you fucking mongoloids can run a magazine with such brilliant editing abilities at your disposal. oh yeah, rich dads. must be nice. Subject: I laugh at Bush every day. Date: Mar 05 2005 07:38:49 AM Author: Red Ken I work in Washington and have to put up with "Bushisms" all the time, if I didn't laugh I'd have to kill myself. This isn't about left and right or your feeble understanding of the concept, it's about knowledge and power, ignorance and corruption. The US has changed beyond recognitiopn already, it's nearly dead. Like iditots, you applaud. Subject: Last Nail In The Coffin Date: Mar 04 2005 06:42:30 PM Author: Cashmere Anthony, I love you. Why can't you let it go? You totally shit the bed with that "you're" mistake, sorted. No big deal, we all make misstakes (that extra 's' is just for you). Don't change the subject back to me though, cool? What the fuck does it matter if I go to art school (a Canadian one, no less!), or if people laugh at the president for saying "nuclear" (so much for academia I guess), or anything else for that matter? You made the fucking mistake while telling some "leftist" how much smrter (again, for you) you were than him. You got owned. Now fuck off. Subject: spelling mistakes Date: Mar 04 2005 04:08:56 PM Author: Anthony Coulter No. Asshole is too masculine a term for you. You're more of a pissant except less relevant. What's really clever is calling out minor spelling errors on a message forum. Were you one of those people laughing at Bush because he couldn't pronounce 'nuclear' properly? How graceful of you. Subject: Shut up Date: Mar 04 2005 02:39:54 PM Author: Eh Fuck politics. Read Archie. That shits hot. Subject: Leftism Date: Mar 04 2005 01:17:58 PM Author: Mao-ee Handel Sure, hippies are odious but what about the Surrealists and Picasso and Sartre and de Beauvoir and other anarchic French babes? Granted, it was wrong-headed to join the "party" but fuck, don't you want a different world than this one? The right will not answer for poverty. The right stands by and imperiously declares that the people you see sleeping in the streets, the 48 yr. olds working graveyard shifts at 7-11, all the unfortunates that this economic system is grinding up are reminders to the rest of us to keep it snappy. Fuck that. Socialism can be imagined in many different ways. Libertarian principles and socialism are not at odds. However, disproportionate wealth and socialism are. You poor take courage. You rich take care. Subject: Anthony Coulter Date: Mar 04 2005 12:52:49 PM Author: Cashmere I love it! You made the spelling mistake and I'M the asshole! If I was there I'd laugh in your face. The grand narratives part was clever too, Anthony. Subject: Grammar is a bitch, innit? Date: Mar 04 2005 12:37:09 PM Author: Red Ken I know who you feel. Yourself, academia is in just as much trouble as the rest of our society, with opionated fuck wits like you lot all over the place. Subject: thanks Cashmere Date: Mar 03 2005 06:54:35 PM Author: Anthony Coulter You're right Cashmere. That was a stupid mistake on my part. Nothing frustrates me more than seeing people get the "your"s mixed up and I went ahead and did it. That's embarrassing. I now know who you feel every single day when you wake up and realize you're attending art school. The fact of the matter is, academia is in big trouble. Universities are pumping out kids like Holla everyday. Take away the 2 dollar words and all you have left is "I hate capitalism and I don't know why." Don't be afraid to discuss politics Cashmere. I understand that you normally have nothing to contribute because in real life, discussions are free from the 'spelling errors' attack. Perhaps someday I can talk to you about capitalism in more detail and you can explain to me what 'grand narratives' are all about. Subject: Hahahaha Date: Mar 03 2005 01:11:00 PM Author: Supremo Blanche Shit I don't think I ever laughed so much before, at the same time as playing with my hard little white cock. Yeah let's play in the "exotic" ladies' hair, then we can get really twisted, huh partner? See you at the next lynching buddy. This site is so great. Viva le rednecks! Subject: I Don't Know Who Is Worse Date: Mar 03 2005 01:01:44 PM Author: Cashmere Holla and Anthony Coulter are perfect for each other. Both are the reason I now all but refuse to talk about politics (I go to art school, and there's no discussion, just regurgitation). There's the "leftist" who has no doubt just bought a new thesaurus, thinking it'll win him the argument, and the FUCKING IDIOT who boldly states that the future of academia is finished after posting "Just because you're wimpy TA gives you an A . . ." I think even Ayn Rand knows that "you're" means "you are" where "your" is possessive How great is that? Any chance of these great minds doing battle again? Subject: Holla Date: Mar 03 2005 02:34:27 AM Author: . As much as I hate to post, (this is a magazine, not a fucking chat room) I gotta point something out to Holla. Fuck the Mexicans and fuck the sweatshop workers across the world. Why don't you walk into a Wal-Mart and check out the working conditions there? There's a whole lot to fix in our own country before we worry about everyone else. Subject: Thanks for proving VICE right Holla Date: Mar 02 2005 06:45:35 PM Author: Anthony Coulter Hey college boy, Just because you're wimpy TA gives you an A for writing like a small dick wannabe-Chomsky, doesn't mean the rest of us want to read your cultural-critiques. Is this the way all you dipshits write? The future of academia is finished. Put down the Foucault, and try something more tangible like Adam Smith or Ayn Rand. Solve a couple of math problems and then go back and read your post. Your dad keeps the gun under the night stand. Subject: leftists Date: Mar 02 2005 06:09:33 AM Author: me Are mad gay. Read some Hayek motherfuckers. Subject: vice hates the left Date: Mar 01 2005 05:22:21 PM Author: holla Vice is a funny magazine and says cool shit(all of their views have social implications) but for a long time Vice has been covertly trying to a co-opt an aesthetic which sprung at least partially from a countercultural stance which rejects consumerism and the rap-bling-bourgeois status quo in fashion and mobilize it for bratty right wing uninformed nihilism. That was covert for a while; Now i guess with all their pretty pictures they think they have won enough converts to blatantly try to associate a picture of some dirty hippies with any efforts to improve society. p.s. i am a leftist and this american apparel bullshit is just bullshit for people who dont think for 10 minutes about the implications of international trade---that shit takes jobs from poor mexicans that they need---it doesnt help sweatshop workers just the owners of the american apparel brand who can get dumb indy rock wanna be rebellious kids to buy the shirts because for them the aesthetic has replaced the rational (and the aesthetic isnt very good at politics). Subject: crazy old cat lady Date: Mar 01 2005 02:40:09 PM Author: dr.fate that was retarded, why cant he just come right out and say "crazy young cat lady"... instead he writes garbage science and 13 year old kids are going to run around scared of cat poop now. waydago, vice! Subject: beers Date: Feb 27 2005 10:57:15 PM Author: Black Prince Porter The ideal quantity of Bud Lights to drink is ZERO. What frat boy wrote that anyway? Subject: fuck you Date: Feb 27 2005 08:34:29 PM Author: lefty don't shit on the left unless you're a fucking white, male billionaire. otherwise you should be giving us all head for sticking up for people like you who pretend they know politics. Subject: Progeria Date: Feb 20 2005 03:45:40 AM Author: Roddy Progeria can suck my balls and the oxxxes DO suck coxxxes... NOT! Subject: boobies Date: Feb 19 2005 05:33:20 PM Author: Larseny The rapid aging disease is named Progeria, and scientists have recently found the gene that causes it. Hopefully the magic kingdom can front some money to keep tragic events like this from happening in the future. Personally I think the people pictured grew up in households with indoor cats and lead paint. Subject: Toxoplasma gondii Date: Feb 16 2005 11:44:14 PM Author: Derek I think this is what VICE is talking about... "In humans, acute infection with T. gondii can produce psychotic symptoms similar to those displayed by persons with schizophrenia." This is from the official CDC website www.cdc.gov/ncidod/eid/vol9no11/03-0143.htm Subject: Tigger Date: Feb 16 2005 09:46:28 PM Author: Bushwakka HO-LEEEEE-SHIT! Tigger, man. Tigger... That's some sad shit. I really feel bad about that guy. I bet his step-mom bought him lots of nice shoes made him guilt-fuck her in the mini-van after she picked him up from basketball practice, before they picked his Dad up from work at the DMV. Every now and then you guys come up with a photo that seems to tell so many stories... Keep it up! Subject: toxoplasmosis Date: Feb 16 2005 02:53:21 PM Author: theDeadCat I looked it up too. Thing is, the only seriously adverse effects caused by toxoplasmosis appear in the children of mothers who inhaled infected cat feces during pregnancy. It's true, it can cause retardation, but only in their kids. And we all know crazy old cat ladies don't reproduce, so the worst they'll suffer for their filthy ways is "flu" like symptoms. Unless they have AIDS, or an otherwise severely weakend immune system, or in very, very rare and extreme cases. So calm down everyone, you can go back to ignoring your nana, or that creepy aunt, or whoever. Save the $1.25 you were going to spend on a card to tell them how glad you are they're still alive, and buy yourself some gum, or whatever, instead. Subject: you americans are so fucked Date: Feb 16 2005 10:00:42 AM Author: aud if you dont dig their revolution then fuckin figa one of your own because i can't find a worthy one here in this magazine. (although i love it so ) What the fuck are we up to? i dont know but I know i look pretty Subject: At least give me some credit. Date: Feb 15 2005 05:25:54 PM Author: me "I don't want to be part of society, it sucks. I'm with Thatcher on that one. Like Grover Norquist, I just want to be left alone. There's one group of people I hate more than born again christians pushing their beliefs on you. It's fucking conformist left wing students who sit around all night smoking weed and agreeing with each others recieved, ill informed, cookie cutter opinions. And you know what? These two groups are basically EXACTLY THE SAME THING." Posted back in the hate issue. Subject: Stealing my views!!! Date: Feb 15 2005 05:23:21 PM Author: me "EXACTLY THE SAME" as my post on the Janene Garofalo piece! Subject: Tryouts Held In Your City Date: Feb 15 2005 03:34:02 PM Author: Jetpack I think that bongo-hippie-douche-fest is an open audition for the Black-Eyed Peas. Subject: holy shit... Date: Feb 15 2005 01:10:08 PM Author: jmc Did someone seriously just post the words "jive-ass mofo"?!?! Oh. My. Fucking. Christ. Doesn't that herald the end of the world? Isn't that one of the signs in the Book of Revelations? Subject: "Retarded Spic" Date: Feb 15 2005 12:58:58 PM Author: fagsaregay.com I am glad there is someone out there who knows a "retarded spic" when they see one. I was beginning to feel alone. Subject: just sayin Date: Feb 14 2005 12:37:33 PM Author: Arthur I think the raver lady is quite pretty and I would happily be her fuck friend - assuming she doesn't have the fatal attraction prediliction. As for the sex tip saying after going really slow for a while you will last five minutes, is that supposed to be a short time or a long time? Too me, lasting five minutes and all that slow, languid pushing would actually be an accomplishment. Personally, I don't give 'er until I am confident that my wife has already, or is just about to, orgasm, because at that point, it is pretty much over. Maybe I just come quick. That's very possible. Subject: Mofo Date: Feb 14 2005 11:23:24 AM Author: Sir Drinks a Lot What kinda jive-ass mofo is putting all the really awful poetry on the pages? What, do you think you're Hunter S. Thompson? Get a clue!! Subject: quiet naysayers! i'm learning from vice! Date: Feb 13 2005 08:13:56 PM Author: mary fuck, i understand the consequences but i still don't want to clean up my roommates cat shit. i don't want to feed and pet that weird little bastard let alone...looks like i'm stuck between a rock and toxoplasmosis. Subject: what's funny Date: Feb 13 2005 02:10:19 PM Author: no yeah, people who are mad about people who destroy things are "as bad" as the people who destroy things. whatever. the don'ts are funner to read than the dos, they're both just "unique fashion displays that provide an opening for some cultural riff," but that doesn't have the same ring. Subject: ... Date: Feb 13 2005 02:16:52 PM Author: lara dear vice, why aren't these funny? -lara Subject: don'ts Date: Feb 13 2005 11:56:09 AM Author: marie Retarded Spic? W.T.F? The article I read about Vice being backed by Right-Winger ass monkies must be true. Subject: Cat Poo Date: Feb 12 2005 02:08:35 PM Author: Mr Pee About the cat shit thing . . . I didn't believe it, and I did Google it, and you are right! I thought it was all the e, shrooms, meth, pot, meditation, tv, acid, PCP, and childhood trauma. But it was the cats all along!!! ". . . a retrospective study of twenty-five hundred families showing that mothers of children who later developed psychoses were 4.5 times more likely to have antibodies to toxoplasmosis than the mothers of healthy controls." Subject: cornraver Date: Feb 12 2005 05:13:48 AM Author: Von Barn i bet that farmer tanned fuck of buck cums ranch dressing all over J.C. Penny catalouges and buys all of his DVDs at Wal-Mart Subject: "Refuse to hate the Left"? Date: Feb 12 2005 01:18:34 AM Author: D10 Sorry, I don't "hate" any supposed political wing; I choose to view the issues rationally and not beat a drum for any one party or social agenda. Fuck you, Gavin -- you're a divisive conservative prick. But let it be known that stupid hippies indeed suck, and making fun of them is like shooting Phish in a patchouli-scented barrel. Subject: re:perscription drugs Date: Feb 11 2005 07:41:19 PM Author: steve butt crack is the new cleavage. i cant believe that's a DONT. Subject: WELL DONE. Date: Feb 11 2005 05:56:48 PM Author: 3507321C WELL DONE OLD BEAN. Subject: g Date: Feb 11 2005 12:10:18 PM Author: kjh my kaka is so smelly now Subject: public boners chicky Date: Feb 11 2005 08:15:10 AM Author: gooby you could put a picture of my grandma pegging my father next to that chick, and i'd still pop one. hey, maybe she's the chick with the "harder, faster, deeper" tat from the DO's....holy shit...my dick just lifted my desk. very cool. Subject: chink my ride, nigga! Date: Feb 11 2005 07:10:06 AM Author: futosh pimp the chink and you get chonked. fucken asians take everything you dumb ass american ass pirates have and bring the x to the z and spice it up with a little kimchee. Subject: sunburn homo Date: Feb 11 2005 12:52:16 AM Author: john And he's got a nice little shitty trinkety wristband to go with his cooool as fuck singlet. I want to fuck him. Subject: gjhgkjhg Date: Feb 10 2005 10:03:45 PM Author: jhkljh that cat is my niga Subject: Jersey trash Date: Feb 10 2005 09:27:55 PM Author: smashednapkin hahahahahahahahahahahaha. so true and about the funniest thing i've ever read. hahahahahaha Subject: awegwqeg Date: Feb 10 2005 08:20:13 PM Author: ertgs these don'ts are very good. Well done vice. Very true about the leftie bongo-playing fucks. Like goths, i don't think you bongo players realise we don't fucking care how you look - we don't fucking care about your ideals or your fucking shitty fashion "statements". We'd rather not see you at all. WE AREN'T IMPRESSED BY YOU, YOU ATTENTION-SEEKING LOW LIVES Subject: haha Date: Feb 10 2005 07:01:31 PM Author: your mom It makes them feel so sexy and confident, you'd almost forget we're dealing with a high-school dropout who can't spell "lamb" and a mother of two who thinks we are not horrified by her gray vagina. SO TRUE Subject: flu shots Date: Feb 10 2005 04:53:55 PM Author: mark that old raver lady is really hot. i hope she can keep a secret. |
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