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Subject: ummm?
Date: Apr 12 2006 11:03:05 PM
Author: angela

abby ..is paul banks your boyfriend?

Subject: no comment!!
Date: Sep 22 2005 08:50:43 AM
Author: Swan

Boogie I really want you but you look crap on that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: re; yum
Date: Aug 04 2005 10:51:22 AM
Author: chris\'s friend

hey katie, chris wants to be inside you. get in touch with him asap

Subject: hey! i know that guy...
Date: Jun 16 2005 01:55:11 PM
Author: keara

it's wierd how i thought 'huh, i used to have a room mate named peter sutherland...', but didn't think it was him, and sho' nuff... peter, how ya doin'? how's the trail running in the city?

Subject: poor dan man's land
Date: Apr 07 2005 04:39:53 AM
Author: spleenboy

hey, u chick/s after chris p? I hate to say this but as cute as he is, he's also pretty dumb... and now dead. If you look behind him there's a truck steaming his way... and where is he looking? In the opposite directiion... I think somebody yelled out "nice arse". In fact I think it was me. I was holding all these hats (i was his stylist and now I'm unemployed)for him and we had this running joke... he liked arse. What ya gonna do? Anyway... RIP chris. Your hat sucked anyway.

Subject: yum
Date: Feb 09 2005 12:06:01 AM
Author: katie

i want chris pieretti inside me

Subject: abby drucker
Date: Jan 19 2005 10:38:39 PM
Author: paul

is that norah jones?

Subject: pepole who post suck
Date: Dec 06 2004 02:01:56 PM
Author: rite

vice rules. all of you naysayer cumcatchers can eat a fat dick and die.

Subject: oh word
Date: Sep 12 2004 06:02:21 PM
Author: adam

i went to ramsey highschool with ryan mcginley. he is tall.

Subject: no balls
Date: Aug 30 2004 11:21:07 PM
Author: dees nutss

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT DUDE WITH NO BALLS?

Subject: you guys are cool
Date: Aug 17 2004 04:06:27 AM
Author: luke

man you are the coolest bunch of people i have ever seen i mean your so diffeent and out there it's you have all found yourselves and are so wise and your insight into this world is so savvy. I hope one day i can take photos like you guys cause your so fuckin talented. ha pull 'n your dicks.

Subject: Mark Murray
Date: Aug 13 2004 01:11:54 AM
Author: Mungo Jerry

Mark "call the hospital quickly" Murray looks like you just scolded him for sniffing your granny's old knickers - his nervous dispostition...yet he's clearly delighted by his perverted thoughts directed towards you...

Subject: limp wristed pussy
Date: Aug 12 2004 03:02:18 PM
Author: Mungo Jerry

...like that guy you see when you go out who's proudly doing his jerky, white boy dance...you worked hard to present us with a kind of wierdo beardo, but street saavy image of yourselves...I think my favourites are: "call-the-ambulance-quickly-alarm-bells-should-be-ringi
ng"
Mark Murray...And "You-worked-the-hardest-to-look-like-a-retard-so-you-wi
n-the-Hoxton-cup"
Sandy Plotnikoff

Subject: peter s.
Date: Aug 11 2004 11:06:57 AM
Author: cookie puss

check out peter sutherland! what a pussy.."oh, i'm scared a piece of plastic might hit me"

dont worry puss-boy, your limp-wristed lover cant hold or swing a hammer anyway.

Subject: buhhh
Date: Aug 09 2004 01:49:36 AM
Author: js

haha nan goldin i havent heard that one in a few minutes

Subject: YEAH SO WHAT
Date: Aug 06 2004 02:44:32 AM
Author: RICK JAMES

I'M RICK JAMES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKA

Subject: hi cutie
Date: Jul 30 2004 07:06:32 PM
Author: specific girl

i think you are damn cute
chris pieretti
i would like to meet you if you don;t
fall into types
cherrykiss_@hotmail.com

Subject: ship 'em!
Date: Jul 30 2004 05:36:31 PM
Author: björnanna

give me kevin trageser or i could have amanda marsalis. how much would it be to have 'em sent to oslo?

Subject: -
Date: Jul 30 2004 01:59:36 AM
Author: whoops

and who do you think does good austin powers impersonations, and who is good at doing jim carrey in "the mask"

Subject: fun!!
Date: Jul 30 2004 01:45:34 AM
Author: joe who?

lets play a game. you fill in the answers.
who's
A. got apple cheeks
b. trying too hard
c. too skinny
d. a frog
e. sad
f. boring
g. new york city
h. someone you could see yourself with through the "long haul"
i. a ghost
j. got a picture of themselves that's not really them.
k. made themselves look better than real life
l. made themselves look worse than real life
m. silly
n. too old
o. has an ugly birthmark they should have photo-shopped off, though it gives them more character at the same time
p. "weird woman"
q. "new lesbian"
r. creative
s. rich
t. poor
u. genuinely kind, yet socially inept
v. owns their home
w. militant
x. technologically savvy
y. tender
z. lives in the midwest

Subject: !!!
Date: Jul 29 2004 03:42:41 PM
Author: Thatcher F.

I want to meet Thatcher Keats!

Subject: i hope you guys get free shit
Date: Jul 28 2004 04:01:54 PM
Author: old school montreal fan

is it really necessary to list what they're wearing? seems lame to me.

Subject: skip paris
Date: Jul 23 2004 08:27:54 AM
Author: t.t. leo/fonzy

wow,paris is so boring. so spiessig and done.
why do the people consider paris to be a kool place:
maybe it was 100 years ago, but now I rather spent my time checking these very whatever pics on good old vice.com

Subject: photos
Date: Jul 23 2004 12:53:15 AM
Author: rebukeoner

... i dig em
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Subject: Photographers
Date: Jul 22 2004 08:47:20 AM
Author: Neil

Oh so it is a collection of assholes who you have in the photo issue. I thought that the photos all looked kinda the same, but I guess it is cause all the photographers are generic hipsters... except Ed Templeton I guess, he is just a guy who has been known as an asshole for years and he can't skate for shit either... and what about that hairy bushed Asian he took the photo of. Where the fuck did her ass go?
Are Tim Barber and Mark E Smith the same person?
And what about Leo Fitzpatrick? Couldn't get the acting career off the ground so you decided to be a wanker photograher instead huh?
Jerry Hsu... what the FUCK happened to this guys face?
Jamie James Medina..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha are you fucking kidding me?
Dash Snow...what a joke? Cmon dude...wake the fuck up, you're an asshole through and through!

Subject: been done, fork, turn over
Date: Jul 20 2004 02:49:21 PM
Author: melissa

so can i just send in pictures of my friends drugging and screwing and they'll seem really telling about youth today? oh wait, is this the nan goldin site?

Subject: I Love Photos
Date: Jul 20 2004 10:12:31 AM
Author: jimi mujo

can someone make a photo issue madeup of contributions by people who are your unknown crowd? democratic forest or democratic dog poo? Its just fair enough.

Subject: simple question,,
Date: Jul 19 2004 01:57:14 PM
Author: zsa zsa

did thatcher keats come to the photo shoot straight from his AIDS test at the free clinic? lose the bandage homie.
btw- that name is so "dead poets society" it's nutz!!!

Subject: hot
Date: Jul 18 2004 05:14:24 AM
Author: lionel

how fucking hot does abby drucker want to be?

Subject: Hipsters and Cats
Date: Jul 16 2004 10:14:45 PM
Author: Me

Cats really humanize hipsters.

Subject: The Representative Self
Date: Jul 16 2004 03:18:21 PM
Author: J.

Dan Siney's the best hobo photographer 'round.

Subject: post script
Date: Jul 16 2004 02:42:27 PM
Author: mo

and p.s. he is totally snapping along and rocking out to that lou reed record.

Subject: whaaa?
Date: Jul 16 2004 02:34:19 PM
Author: mok

thurston moore like sonic youth thurston moore? he rocks.

Subject: guys
Date: Jul 15 2004 04:27:14 PM
Author: guy

is tim barber actually marty feldman?

wasn't mark murray the main guy in that show the office?

Subject: oooh
Date: Jul 14 2004 09:20:49 PM
Author: oooh

oooh la la. vivian so cute.