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  Want to get wasted? Me too, fuckface, but what I don't want to do is spend the next day like I'm in Jacob's Ladder (only with more diarrhea and barfs). Once I was so hungover on a plane I started getting pangs of searing pain in my hands and these apocalyptic white flashes. When I went to puke in the bathroom I ended up FUCKING FAINTING. I woke up with a doctor checking my pulse and when we landed everyone had to wait as I was escorted off by the airline's M.D. It was really embarrassing, but my point is—we need to not have hangovers anymore. They are scarier than a dead slave's eyes. It's time for a safer way to party. It's time to become a DOWNER. |
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Subject: Hangovers are for babies that can't walk Date: Jun 24 2005 03:55:09 AM Author: Bill Cosby I think that you should fiiind a bottle of Colt Fourtee Fiiiive, and you DRINK that bottle of Colt Fourty Five ARE WEEEEEee clear? Just start drinking Colt 45. You get used to it and you can up the antes, drink a little more. When you're amongst poor friends it is easy to find someone to split on a Colt 45 with. Then you can get 1 1/2, or 2 1/2. This will put you in the big leagues, 2 1/2. Steak is to Corona as pork is to Colt 45 or Old English or Maximum Ice... so BBQ some pork too. Play some rap music. Throw on some DL Incognito, some Canaibus, AZ, Big L, or Wu-Tang Clan. Puff a big fatty, and borrow the ends of cigarettes if you don't smoke, it will help the malt liquor go down. Maaalt liquor.. get's you drunk quicker cause it's thicker than my dicker. I'll drink your face off twice, and twelve more! Subject: food, dude Date: Dec 26 2004 08:37:30 PM Author: H-la Food. Yes, essential. 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Subject: i agree Date: Jul 26 2004 01:00:16 PM Author: EH yea, i usually just drink alot of water and eat right before i go to bed and next day its all good.. Subject: lady like Date: Jul 13 2004 02:08:45 AM Author: cha-cha-cha here's a tip. i agree whole heartedly with all the above stated rules, but let's say you break one. started at 11am, look at your watch and it's 2:30am, did too many lines because "common people," came on and you had to dance your ass-off. never fear, the mid-nigth barf is here. I suggest heading to the bathroom sticking you're finger down the ole throat and exspell a tiny bit, which you know will be double that shit later. down a quick glass of water, pop a mint and head back like it ain't no thang. come back with a fresh coat of gloss, or a beer for your friend. x0x0 Subject: umm hangover cure Date: Jul 13 2004 01:06:57 AM Author: See-eth why don't you just take two hydrocodone??? Subject: Why are you a pussy??? Date: Jul 11 2004 08:13:04 AM Author: Stig The Drunk Dane Take it like a man you bitch... Wasting your evening sitting counting beers remembering beers, is not only boring for yourself, but also everybody who's gonna here about how smart you are cause you don't get hangovers, but you won't get wasted either.. So go drink yourself down and don't give a fuck about tomorrow.. Subject: preventative Date: Jul 09 2004 02:09:18 PM Author: CJS take 2 green liquid advil gel caps before passing out......and have 1 more by your bed if ya need one when you wake up. supposedly it's bad for your liver but no worse than what you were doing for the 10 hours prior. Subject: hat fight Date: Jul 07 2004 07:30:23 PM Author: bitch bitch bitch this is crap. just drink a shitload of water, throw up until you think you are going to die, until u're just hurling water. drink some more water and go to sleep. you'll be so fucking peachy in the morning you will be shot in the head, Twice. Subject: vaginas are weird Date: Jul 06 2004 03:26:51 PM Author: sperm whale The best cure for any hangover is to taunt the girl (or girls depending on how much free time you have) you have tied up in your basement. To see the look of utter horror in her eyes kind of helps you forget about all of your problems no matter how significant. oh yeah eat food and drink lots of water - has anyone mentioned that yet? Subject: yo! Date: Jul 06 2004 01:24:47 PM Author: drum one yo good fucking article that shit is pretty funny! especially downer facts yo keep on partying! fuck it have a good time if you croak it oh well at least you had a good time!!! Subject: water Date: Jul 06 2004 04:47:07 AM Author: alby just drink heaps of water before you hit the couch, don't eat anything, and go to work in the morning. by about lunch time you'll feel like death, but you wont know if you're still sick, or you're just fucken hungry. most likely it'll be a bit of both, but the food will taste so damn good that you'll just be pumped to be able to sit up straight again. and never eat those cheap supermarket cinnamon donuts. apart from clogging up your smoked-up mouth, they're just not good to eat. the pineapple ones are a good alternative. Subject: hole in my soul Date: Jul 06 2004 03:47:02 AM Author: dildo drawer Sex is a good way to avoid hangovers. I found that when I'm having sex, or just frantically trying to get my dick hard while she's looking at me with that dissapointed (why me?) expression I don't have as much time to drink. Also if you haven't been sexually abused as a child (or as an adult for that matter) you don't have as much of a hol in your soul that needs to be filled with alcohol and rock n" roll. Subject: hole in my soul Date: Jul 06 2004 03:47:02 AM Author: dildo drawer Sex is a good way to avoid hangovers. I found that when I'm having sex, or just frantically trying to get my dick hard while she's looking at me with that dissapointed (why me?) expression I don't have as much time to drink. Also if you haven't been sexually abused as a child (or as an adult for that matter) you don't have as much of a hol in your soul that needs to be filled with alcohol and rock n" roll. Subject: MMMmm Date: Jul 04 2004 03:47:55 PM Author: Kreeston All you need to know is Alka Seltzer Morning reflief. My new best friend Subject: k-hole in 1 Date: Jul 03 2004 07:51:49 PM Author: mama pisspants i miss parties...then again I miss my ability to operate heavy machinery too. Subject: fair enough Date: Jun 30 2004 01:27:51 AM Author: Benola I had a party once ...a motherfucking Liberal party! Har har har, thats fuckin funny Subject: k? Date: Jun 29 2004 04:50:22 PM Author: k-ill yourself who said anything about k? Subject: forums Date: Jun 27 2004 09:32:49 PM Author: red dont you hate when someone spells something wrong, or types something grammatically incorrect, and then posts a follow up correcting it? your third grade teacher isnt reading this. no one gives a shit if you write theyre or their. dick. Subject: k kills Date: Jun 27 2004 09:03:05 PM Author: k kills. what the fuck is wrong with you people? bumping k to kill a hangover? You're all fucking idiots who don't deserve the ability to see. One of the hottest chicks I have ever known got train'd while in a k-hole last summer- hasn't been the same since.. Drink as much water as you can for an hour before you sleep and the pain will be far less. Leave the k and the crack alone- that shit kills. Subject: substance abuse Date: Jun 27 2004 08:19:33 PM Author: funk as puck Some pearls of advice learned from years or underage drinking and the british university system. 1) Eating after drinking soaks up booze so helps hangovers 2) Eating the next morning does roughly the same thing but you have to wait an hour or so 3) Fatty foods soak up most alcohol 4)couple of pints of water before bed and a big glass by your bed does the trick. 5) You do get hangovers if you dont sleep they take a while longer to kick in and are abit more subtile, till you feel like somone shit in your head at 5pm. 6) Sleep can be avoided for days with choice amphetamins. 7) Hair of the dog does not avoid hangovers it simply postpones them by a few hours. 8) Spewing after a night drinking helps hangovers wether you feel ill or not. 9) Smoking cigarettes always helps as it increases the release of dopamine (in my experence does wonders for hangovers and come ups) (i know i cant use punctuation or spell and i dont care) Subject: yeahhh Date: Jun 24 2004 02:23:51 PM Author: kabob i work AT 4:30 am, so when time runs out, i'm at work. you cant get a hangover if you dont sleep. i'm always in the clear. Subject: best cure yet Date: Jun 22 2004 04:18:39 AM Author: King Jus My med school friends say the best cure for a hangover is to wake up drink a beer smoke a cig and pass out for another 4 hours hair of the dog bitches Subject: yaar Date: Jun 21 2004 05:22:53 PM Author: pockets SOME fat if the party was good then when you try to close your eyes people start talking to you, and if it was fucking good then you start talking back to them Subject: hangover cure Date: Jun 21 2004 08:14:36 AM Author: twisted few minus two Avoid the opiates at night but 50mgs of oxycodone (or hydrocodone in ajam) disappears that hangover and even allows you to go to work if neccesary Subject: myway Date: Jun 19 2004 05:39:49 AM Author: chuck water does help, but if you've been drinking all night, you've still got a gallon or so of alcohol sitting in your stomach waiting to be processed. I'll pick up a bottle of Nestle Quik (strawberry works best for this) and before i pass out i chug the whole bottle, then puke my guts out into the toilet to purge the alcohol sloshing in my tummy. Afterwards, your mouth tastes like a strawberry shake instead of wretched bile and puke. Now, you've not only dumped excess alcohol, you can drink even more water to take the edge off your hangover. Subject: nice Date: Jun 18 2004 08:12:05 PM Author: huthut picture, props! Subject: bacon bacon bacon! Date: Jun 18 2004 02:34:16 PM Author: missmu Sometimes you're just too drunk to stop drinking in the morning. I once watched one of my girlfriends suck on melon liquer straight from the bottle cus that's all that was left in the house and the dep wasn't open till 9.... The best hangover cure is bacon sandwhiches and not with that lame ass real mayonaise. You need miracle whip, greasy bacon and toast. It makes you feel human again. The best though is getting all fucked up on e's and shit, having to drink water all night 'cus your at some stupid kiddie rave and then when you get home at seven am and there is an ice cold beer in the fridge for you. That's when it's ok to drink after 4:30 am. Subject: my bloody ass Date: Jun 16 2004 04:34:58 PM Author: oozziing do any of you guys and gals no if theres a r@pe test for guys? I got roofied last night at a club and woke up in an alley fully clothed, I thought I was relatively unscathed (my wallet and cash were still with me) until I got home and went to take a shower, I pulled down my pants and I've got this fucking huge blood stain on my underwear and my pants as well, not to mention that my ass is still bleeding and when i looked closely at my underwear I swear I could see dried cum in the blood, fuck. Subject: %%%%%%%%%%%%%% Date: Jun 15 2004 05:40:53 PM Author: Brandon Burke The photograph that accompanies this article is fucking brilliant, man. Those of you who only get to see it online are bummin' because it really looks amazing in print. Subject: gator-who? gator-what? Date: Jun 14 2004 09:50:34 AM Author: bitch-ass nigger gatormotherfuckingADE motherfuckers. down a big one before beddy-bye and kiss that morning dehydration headache goodbye. Subject: axewound being a moron Date: Jun 13 2004 06:01:36 PM Author: woodford the bottle cast a five foot shadow because the flash from the camera must not have been more than 2 feet away. The closer an object gets to a light source the bigger the shadow it casts becomes Subject: flash Date: Jun 13 2004 03:22:33 AM Author: bill lee the spaceman it's a blast of lighting from a flash... oh i get it 4:28 and 1 minute to go get it. Subject: axewound Date: Jun 12 2004 03:39:08 AM Author: 4eva photo's cool but it's a fake. how does a bottle cast a five foot long shadow across the floor like that? Subject: drinking Date: Jun 11 2004 09:55:42 PM Author: koholik drinking at 4:30 is the best part Subject: the shits Date: Jun 11 2004 04:26:04 PM Author: Benjamin Buttocks Does Bud Light give anyone else the shits? Once I got wasted and downed like 20 White Castle cheeseburgers. I was shitting like hald my body weight out the next day. Oddly enough White Castle smeels the same way going in as it does coming out. Subject: christ Date: Jun 10 2004 04:48:50 PM Author: jesus the only real cure for a hangover is taking a big old blast of rock. That's right people, one big huge hit off that old crack pipe will straigten your shit out so fast you won't even be able to handle it. Just hold that shit in for as long as you can and after the 2mins or so that the high really lasts you'll enter the wonderful land of want and need, you'll need another hit but you really won't want one, and you'll have totally forgotten about how shitty you feel cause i'll you'll want is another hit, just don't take another dipshit, that's how you end up being some fucktoid rockhead wandering around without anyfucking clue. Subject: Ultimate hangover Cure - NAC Date: Jun 10 2004 04:21:12 PM Author: captain_blammo The ultimate hangover cure is N-Acetyl-Cysteine, also know as NAC. It's an amino acid you can buy in health food stores. This shit has been scientifically proven. Basically one of the main reasons you get hungover is that when your liver breaks down alcohol, all this toxic shit is produced as a by-product. NAC is a strong anti-oxident that neutralizes all the bad shit. The key is to take it BEFORE you start drinking, then maybe take one before bed. Subject: photo Date: Jun 10 2004 09:48:34 AM Author: gene that's the magic of digital photography! all her pics are cool... Subject: yes Date: Jun 09 2004 11:31:28 PM Author: captina Good advice. It's always good to have my little healthy voice supported by other people who have the same sort of fun I do. I just learned the infrequent bump thing recently. Since I learned to moderate my intake, I've had way more fun with my nightlife than I've had since I started to use it. I really am astonished by how powerfully it's swept through the country. I read that it's the third most widely abused drug, in a credible report. That's really something. Subject: photo Date: Jun 09 2004 10:51:43 PM Author: dicknixon That photo is fucking incredible. I don't understand how both the bottle and the girl can be in focus. Very, very nice. Subject: bumps shmumps Date: Jun 09 2004 09:19:48 PM Author: pothead why the hell does everyone do coke all of a sudden? Even in LA 1 out of every 7 people i know do goddamn coke, and they all are really annoying when theyre buzzed. Subject: rails vs bumps Date: Jun 09 2004 05:52:36 PM Author: bumpy knuckles obviously the party crew is divided into 2 camps. rails vs. bumps. now as an experienced party animal i must say that bumps are the way to go. rails will just have you acting like an asshole talking way too much and not saying nothing that anybody wants to hear. rail guy - you may think you are having the most fun, but trust me, everybody around you wishes you would just shut the fuck up. damn coke got popular this year. it's not just vice. everybody in nyc is on geekus maximus right now. Subject: what's wrong with you? Date: Jun 09 2004 12:50:44 PM Author: sarah Am I reading Teen Beat right now? What the fuck is wrong with you people. This article should be entitled, How to Never Have Fun Ever Again. Subject: fuck bumps. Date: Jun 09 2004 05:58:10 AM Author: party in nairobi fuck bumps ... lots of lines to make you feel well crazed by 4:30 that all you have to do is start drinking more and pop a couple of xanies ... water by six am and then fucking sleep ... pussies. Subject: i really do Date: Jun 09 2004 02:02:29 AM Author: i pee in vaginas hi///this is the girl in the picture about to swollow the mysterious pink liquid....well it's actually grenadine and vodka....it was gross....but i got laid by two black guys that night. Subject: J Warren Date: Jun 08 2004 07:45:49 PM Author: fanner that photo is awesome! Subject: maybe woody had it right...? Date: Jun 08 2004 02:07:12 PM Author: masochistic mary You all are going to hate this one, but if you force yourself to do some mild aerobic activity, the oxygen will clear you up a bit. Of course, a good alternative is to sneak into the hospital and take a good long pull off one of those oxygen tanks, same effect. Subject: cure Date: Jun 08 2004 12:57:50 PM Author: lou You only get a hangover if you stop. Subject: small bumps? Date: Jun 08 2004 12:54:07 PM Author: deadspace what the fuck are you talking about... small bumps every few hours. Fuck you and your inner buzz... i want to do rails every half hour... and it will actually level you out so you don't get as drunk. I do agree with the 4:30 rule, nothing cool happens after 4:30, except maybe getting laid, but you shouldn't be drinking and fucking at the same time. Subject: Smoothies Date: Jun 08 2004 11:51:44 AM Author: Franky As pussy as this sounds, the only things that work for my dry-heavingly bad hangovers are smoothies. Seriously, when you can't even hold down dry toast it's a good way to trick your body into getting some nutrients. Your body thinks, "OK, this is just liquid, I can take it." But really there's all kinds of good shit in there. I go for the ones with a yogurt base (stomach-soothing dairy) and some apple juice (simple sugars). Just skip the wheat grass shot, hippie. Subject: Black Out Date: Jun 08 2004 12:33:33 AM Author: Mr. T Once i woke up with a cooking hangover at a buddy's house from getting totally shitfaced the night before. i went in the bathroom to splash water on my face and when i closed my eyes i had these weird visuals of people walking up to me and talking but no sound and kind of blurry. i think i was watching a replay of when i was blacked out. Subject: Loadzers in caps Date: Jun 07 2004 10:34:40 PM Author: carbon_fiber Aww come on, the made up names used to be somewhat credible. You all just stopped trying. But trying is the first step towards failure. Subject: gatorade Date: Jun 07 2004 09:38:30 PM Author: w.ll if you can't get gatorade, then like 3 liters of gr.apefruit juice will do it. something to do with the electrolytes, i guess. PS I wasn't allowed to say g-R-A-P-E-fruit. Subject: don't forget Date: Jun 07 2004 06:12:10 PM Author: oops If you're drunk as fuck and you manage to remember to guzzle a gallon of water before you pass out, you're %75 of the way there. The other %25 ? Don't forget to take a nice big piss before you fall over, lest you wake up in half-drunken horror at the puddle spreading around you in some poor fucking girl's bed! Subject: i wasn't drunk when I wrote this Date: Jun 07 2004 05:08:44 PM Author: drunk girl sorry it was "be the best cure" Subject: yet another cure Date: Jun 07 2004 05:02:52 PM Author: drunk girl I have apocalyptic hangovers such as the one mentioned here. my hands shake, my head explodes and I faint sometimes. I have found the cure to be drinking as much water as possible just before going to bed. I mean, chugging water till you feel you're gonna puke it out but you just sleep on it. you will feel a lot better in the morning. eating also helps but I have found this to work the best cure (i've tried them all) Subject: damn Date: Jun 07 2004 04:21:06 PM Author: vladimir d. What seems to work best is to drink on a full stomach...always. Worst hangovers from 40s...stay away. Subject: the 4mula Date: Jun 07 2004 04:07:38 PM Author: redonkulous yeah, i'm a big fan of the healing power of dump. i force down a huge glass of water before passing out. in the morning i rock a fried egg and some artery-clogging greasy bacon if i can get it. add about a liter of oj, some strong black coffee, and a cigarette- it's like a fucking colonblow jumpstart. co-workers beware. Subject: ben Date: Jun 07 2004 03:34:59 PM Author: one more the best way to avoid a hangover is to eat before you sleep, then take a massive cleansing, wet, dark, evil shit when you wake up. |
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