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  After hearing the Beasties' new album, To The 5 Boroughs, we could only think about two things. One: "That sounded a lot like the last album only with better beats and way cornier lyrics (‘On the L I'm doin' swell'?)." Two: "LET'S PARTY!" So we went to their studio to see about bringing it on. After all, aren't these the guys with the big dink thing on stage with the beer flying everywhere and the hot Asians being passed around? Right when we were thinking that, my man Mike D walked into the room along with King Ad Rock, hey-oh! |
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Subject: ok.... Date: Jun 04 2007 05:01:49 AM Author: cornelius Nobody is probably going to be reading this anymore but I can't help but add something... the Beastie Boys are musicians before they're rappers. Comparing them to Eminem would be like comparing Beck to Whitney Houston. Subject: YUMMERS Date: Jul 21 2006 03:20:09 PM Author: BEASITE BOYD HEY MAN I WOULD EAT THEIR FUCKING FORESKINS IF I HAD A CHANCE OR A RIDE Subject: .... Date: May 29 2006 03:24:45 PM Author: tt87 wow after reading all of these comments it seems like a lot of you just have no lives and so you chose to write really ignorant and childish messages like "fuck the beastie boys, yada yada, my mom can sing better" what the fuck? i mean if you don't like them, hey that's fine no one's putting a gun to your head, but why get so angry? half of you guys here need to just chill the fuck out. Subject: BEASTIE´S RULE Date: Jul 16 2005 12:59:37 PM Author: MARIA SILVINA GIULIANO SON LO MEJOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: PARTY WITH bEASTIEBOYS Date: Mar 18 2005 04:46:08 PM Author: AmandaLowe it woul'd be awesome those guys are the coolest Adrock is so cute the Beastieboys will never get old they'llalways be the cutest most handsome guys with the best lyrics and the best style I love those Jewish rappers they are the best .Any one who doesn't see their the best; **** them ILOVETHEbEASTIEBOYSkeep safe guys LOL. Subject: B.Boys better than ever Date: Nov 17 2004 11:15:34 AM Author: kolargol keep up the good work guys your tha bomb!and still got it Subject: beastie boys are so-so Date: Nov 08 2004 02:16:18 AM Author: Leftist 4L GangStarr is the best rap act out right now! Viceland is just as gay as the people it portrays as being gay. FUCK THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION AND ALL YOU RIGHT WING NUT JOBS! Come talk shit on our turf pussies Subject: The Little B e a s t i e s Date: Oct 27 2004 08:47:43 PM Author: The Beast Well I have met these fellas on more than one occasion starting when they weren't touring Paul’s Boutique at a benefit for something at the Hollywood palladium around 90 91 and they were already giving away beers instead of drinking them and the told me personally that they didn't want to meet any females. I met Hurricane and my friends thought he was in RUN DMC and I was mocking Muggs cause I thought he was from the O R anyway thins got a little tense backstage when some one brought Ad Rock his stage clothes so he could be a beastie boy and I made a comment to the effect of you got stage clothes what is this vanhalen. Anyway hey lost me after that and they seem to parodying themselves more than gun's n roses at this point Subject: Is this Interview magazine Date: Aug 26 2004 02:43:29 PM Author: Tyler get over yourselves, sorry if people are getting old and going insane so will us strapping young lads. personally, i think all the world needs is some corny ass lyrics that dont even begin to seep into pop culture becuase what the fuck is pop culture, what the fuck is our culture, theres countless bullshit and their all intertwined so ad rock licking assholes will get to no one i really dont get the concept . get the fucking anthology if you dont want to be disappointed Subject: aye jesus christo! Date: Aug 20 2004 01:26:25 AM Author: b.girl you can't fucking be serious with all this nonsense. vice got shot down on purpose to make the beastie boys look like assholes. they knew peeps would be upset. in any case, those that are talking shit on the b.boys are heroin addicted cunt lickers who probably wear deisel jeans, trucker hats with blazers and t-shirts with something remotely clever on it. fuck that. there is no one out there in music today that can eeeeven hold a candle to what the b.boys rock. so what if adrock claims being the "king adrock" a thousand times? i want to hear it every single time. and if you don't like it then hey, fuck you. Subject: this Date: Aug 11 2004 03:26:59 PM Author: Phil's Like... what the fuck happened. You fuckin' nerds at vice better get those candy ass' of yours in order.... or hire me. Subject: Matt Ellis Date: Jul 12 2004 02:48:12 PM Author: Bamboo B Matt ellis is a Dick Sucker!, Matt ellis is a Dick Sucker!, Matt ellis is a Dick Sucker!,Matt ellis is a Dick Sucker! ,Matt ellis is a Dick Sucker!, Matt ellis is a Dick Sucker! Subject: tant pis Date: Jul 12 2004 12:59:51 PM Author: matt ellis mike d's always been the nerd of the group Subject: tant pis Date: Jul 12 2004 12:47:55 PM Author: matt ellis the beasties rock and VICE rocks. That was just a really dumb idea for an article. So what beasties, I'm just gonna give you a tape recorder, you do the whole interview and we'll just print it. The beasties only sin was they never heard of Vice. But who really has? I bet everyone here is either from LA, New York or Toronto. Subject: Beastie Boys & Bush Date: Jul 09 2004 03:14:45 AM Author: Bamboo B All ya fake "Asian-fetish" haters can kiss me where the sun don't shine......They both rock hard and will continue! www.bushforpresident.com/businessdirectory/beastieboys/i ndex.html Subject: silly Date: Jul 08 2004 02:33:02 PM Author: toy poor things. hep c must be a bitch. i wouldnt compare the bboys to eminem. marshal may be inconsistant, and i dont care much for his drama bs. but his best shit is hella better than the bboys best shit. better lyrics, better flows etc. hes waay smarter than the three of them put together. hes proved it - its on record. the bboys have been passed by so many alt hiph hop artists that even thier classics like license to ill, or pauls boutique seem lame and half baked. seriosly, in hip hop you need to keep up in the game. LL and Rev Run understand this and at least try to update thier shit. the beasties use the smoke screen of "old school." theyre faking the funk. theyre not toy so they dont have an excuse. theyre just LAME Subject: assholes Date: Jul 08 2004 02:16:35 AM Author: adrock ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'..../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ FUCK YOU is right, b-boys are still great, and will never get old. Unlike that toy shit, 50 cent, eminem, gangsta crap. good job boys keep it up..the 5 boroughs hot Subject: b-boys Date: Jul 07 2004 12:26:23 PM Author: filthy the beasties need to fucking stop making records that sound all the same. Yeah yeah we heard you the first billion timess, your the king ad-rock. Shit is tired. Subject: xenophobia? anti whaaat? Date: Jul 06 2004 04:51:43 PM Author: frat dude duh. please explain those big words to me... AND how they apply to the thread whatsoever. smarty. are you saying the beastieboys are legit cuz they are still in business? like the church of scientology? lifespan does not equal quality. sorry. take the bboys for example. they have sucked for more than 3/4 of thier career. you say the bboys have heart? maybe. but they are untalanted hacks as political artists. their insight is completely lame and halfbaked. they didnt go to college and probly didnt even finnish high school. its obvious from thier rants. baby shit. and not even good baby shit. compare them to REAL political artists like Fela Kuti, LKJ, Woody Guthrie, The Clash, heck even Check D. they fall hella short. you prop them up cuz you really dont know better. believe me, you will be embaressed once you have .00001% of a clue. dont watch MTV its kool aid in a baby bottle Subject: xenophopes are scum Date: Jul 06 2004 11:18:41 AM Author: me Hey, trash: Mike D's dad's dead!! You're not being funny or ironic, just xenophobic douchebags. Die. Kill yourself. Really. You have nothing to contribute to the world. Subject: y'all are crazy Date: Jul 06 2004 08:23:32 AM Author: get a load of this! You anti-semetic, pseudo-trendy, wanna be cutting-edge retards ought to get your heads on straight. Beastie Boys have more heart than 99% of music acts out today, and they've been at it for nearly 20 years now. They pour nothing but love and energy into what they do, and at the end of the day they continue to retain and grow their fan base because PEOPLE STILL ENJOY WHAT THEY DO. It's doubtful any of the bands you compare then to will be able to say this after 15 years as musicians. PS: VICE is a piece of shit (as is The Streets). Subject: beastie bees time to partii Date: Jul 05 2004 08:31:31 PM Author: lauren(mikedzbaby13) okay okay whats up with all the hostility bboys hater?woow woow yall are sick w/e i only got time for bboys fans.AIM mikedzbaby13 Im me if u like em,maybe well talk lol n i like that free style..tt5b rocks my sox off just like licen to ill pauls booutique ill communacation check ur head hello nasty and even the antholegy with::::::BooMIn GRannY::::: Subject: no no no Date: Jul 05 2004 06:43:23 PM Author: xxx i havent liked a beastie cut in 15 years! at least 50 cent put out a few decent tracks on each release. so he's waaaaay ahead of them. and why compare a gangsta rapper to an alternative rap crew? why not compare the beasties to busdriver? (or some other MC i havent heard of yet that deserves props) or compare them to grime (or some other producers rocking the real cutting edge multi cultural beats.) nope. the beasties are pop culture icons because they have millions of dollars to spend on promoting thier brand in ads and billboards. theyre fake label and fake magazine and fake clothing store had lots of kids fooled (saavy business hedz - cut the beasties in on thier deals to lend "street cred") but what have they done in the last 15 years to earn respect? get strung out on dope? thier comedy guido rocker shit was actually political and they were too stupid to know it. instead they rock vapid half informed shallow fake politic ish. its like those fake hippie players that front to get laid. mixed with 12 stepper psuedo bhuddism. Subject: Whatever... Date: Jul 04 2004 05:15:43 PM Author: TOMMYBOY Yes, the new record is a bit boring sometimes Yes, they are getting older Yes, they used to be a lot funnier But they are still a lot better than for example: 50 cents ( oh, they shot you? and? ) eminem ( boy, did that joke get old fast ) snoop dog ( is it really that cool to get high all the time? ) You all need to sit down and think about what these time-wasting, money-grabbing retards are really all about. At least the beastie boys are doing it because they love it. Subject: album sales = quality? Date: Jul 03 2004 10:33:11 PM Author: ? whoever wrote that had to be an industry fuck. the beasties are artistically feeble. they should have retired with some dignity. anyone who remember the beasties in thier glory days when they were full of energy and ideas. knows the differance. they used to plow over interviews with 1000 jokes, fresh ideas for products, movies etc. they were on fire. now they are shrivelled piss stained bums that need to be set on fire. Subject: ahhh kick it old skool. oh word ? Date: Jul 02 2004 10:11:54 PM Author: made in NYC the new record is fresh Subject: I used to love the beasties boys Date: Jul 02 2004 02:37:34 PM Author: RIck then they decided to suck, why the fuck do they not curse? And why replace DJ hurricane with that fag dickmaster mike. fuck the beaties boys for being sellouts, Dont ever come to brooklyn again. Subject: HAHAHAHA Date: Jul 02 2004 12:12:44 PM Author: spinal looks like you suckas got SERVED! Subject: hehe! Date: Jun 30 2004 04:46:02 PM Author: spread your cheekies! haha, spread your cheekies vice! you're so gay and ad rock confirmed it... Subject: beastie boys, now with more drm... Date: Jun 30 2004 04:22:09 PM Author: balls mahoney fuck their new cd and the software it comes bundled with, limiting my "fair use" of the product i purchased. seriously, avoid this album like the plague... your computer will appreciate not having pages of its memory reamed. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/23/beastie_boy_cd_v irus/ Subject: okay Date: Jun 30 2004 10:03:55 AM Author: whatever isn't vice still putting out electro compilations? and talking about how cool it is to get puked on by transvestite? they might have been cool in, like, high school, in an animal house-goes-faggy kind of way, but now they just look lame. Too bad. This little "article" shows that, so tell you what: I'll keep listening to the Beasties, and you guys can keep putting out non-funny, skim-milk articles about them that I barely read! Subject: fick dich Date: Jun 29 2004 02:47:56 AM Author: jc ey, vice, fick dich, du dummes penis-magazin! biste noch beschissener als diese dalai-lama schwanzlutscher aus brooklyn, paranoia_city Subject: dumbasses Date: Jun 27 2004 08:56:08 PM Author: muther trucker ok, is there really a need for the "land grabbing jew" comment... u obviously dont know shit about anything, fuckin cocksucker... beasties still fuckin rule... mix master is sick as well.... but i liked hello nasty more.... instrumentals, and the cd was like 63 minutes but felt like 2 hours. and cmon vice... that was kinda a stupid idea... dont try so hard to be different with that stupid ass idea. Subject: Funny idea Date: Jun 27 2004 11:16:31 AM Author: Inignot Too bad, I actually think the idea you pitched to them was funny. Not that I would have cared, since its been like 4 years since I have ever listened to any of my 3 Beastie Boys CDs. I remember a Sassy magazine article where Mike D was interviewed while cooking in the kitchen or something like that. Subject: for all my vice boys Date: Jun 24 2004 02:14:38 PM Author: B to the O back to B this is for all the vice ass-jockeys who are hatin' on any life form... FUCK YOU!!! ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Subject: word@!!!! Date: Jun 24 2004 02:09:24 PM Author: mike v yo b-o-b ,as i can see, the pee will fly ,into their eyes and they will flee!! with the mighty dick they stick there hands in their respective pool pocket halls and scratch!!my balls are red and my head is too, why you fuckers gotta be hatin' on the jews? my ryhmes are fresh like wonder bread,vice magazine "journalists" love to give goats head! im out!! peace to the beaver street thugs and milk drinkers!! word!! Subject: thx mike v Date: Jun 24 2004 02:08:28 PM Author: B to the O back to B yo yo, mike v... i'm glad to see that you, like me is sick of everybody clownin' the boys so break out cha toys lets make some noise all the vice boys will cower when i give them a golden shower! all the vice boys will cower when i give them a golden shower! Subject: long live the almighty b-o-b!!!! Date: Jun 24 2004 02:00:20 PM Author: mike v my friend b to the o back to the b is the freshest,he is dope!!he is a rapper like me!! we are mc's!! word up!!"gag me with a spoon cause im going to the moon!!" theres a little sample for you all!! Subject: vice "journalism" rules Date: Jun 24 2004 01:50:44 PM Author: your momma's titties taste frrreeessshhh you guys rule!! if m y mom and dad let me come out can i write for you guys? your so cool!!!if you listen to the beastie boys new albnum backwards it says"vice is nice,like heidi fleiss!" no i made it up, im a rapper!! ive got skills just like vice!! see you wouldnt want to been you!! im am so P-H-A-T!!word!!yo!!! Subject: suckas Date: Jun 24 2004 01:45:08 PM Author: B to the O back to B You got dissed, you silly ass pricks...HA HA HA! Subject: you are losers Date: Jun 24 2004 01:29:48 PM Author: redballs the beastie boys are and continue to be the greatest...they dont sell a million plus albums because they suck. look up the sales for the 5 boroughs and check it out...it sounds like you guys were dissed so your pissed off at the b-boys! sorry that they didnt have the time to talk to a couple of dipshits like the vice "journalists". what is all this antisemantic jargon about? if they suck,what does it have to do with them being jewish? last time i read they were born in america? did that change? that article wasnt good at all,it sucked! couldnt you have made some shit up better than that? i mean, come on,it just sucked,even you have to agree. Subject: level/one Date: Jun 23 2004 11:00:40 AM Author: dan First level Dan’s on The-gates .ng: Gorgeous/girl/full/brain Colombian/ Barbie/ doll/ Unpacked/already Ready/to/play/level/one Dan’s/on/the/stage Medellín’s/ doll/ superior/ Sweet/hip/hope/vocals For/love/for/mate*/out/there/singing Not/anonymous/any/more Fed/up/with/attack/balance/control Dan’s: Fuck/it/ all/let’s/speak/up Spread/the/word/’cause/Dan’s/on Colombian/girl’s/in/love Looking/ for /mi/ boi */next/continent/ He’s/the/uk*/ ambassador So/I’ve/move/second/level How’s/ that? Fuck/loyalty/just/trust/your/soul/you/self Cause/Dan’s don’t /wane/stay/any/more .ng: Shit’s/must/stop/growing Lets/respect/to/be/safe Positivists/i/sing/with/love for/you/my/mate* mi/uk*/ambassador big/kiss/love/thanks! The gates are closed. By then. Meet/you/at/the/gates By/mate*/love/.ng Subject: haha Date: Jun 23 2004 08:29:13 AM Author: Jamie Firstly the Beasties are still great because their rhymes are wak...its called irony, (regardless of intention or not) I thought all you vice kids knew all about that, i thought you ate, breathed and shat the stuff. secondly it was great to see you smug vice fucks get shot down in flames. props to the boys. new album is great. Subject: ILL Communication (I feel sick) Date: Jun 23 2004 07:40:38 AM Author: Homeless Cop Good thing this mag is free, otherwise I'd feel like you just wasted my time. Get an editor that you don't hafta pay with coke..... Subject: Pussy Poppin' Date: Jun 22 2004 06:58:30 PM Author: Jesus H. That's cool, one of the founders of this magazine (Gavin) and the editor (Jesse) teamed up to make the worst article in the whole fucking magazine. Wait a sec, I get it now. You guys are trying to comment on how old and boring the Beasties are now. Shit, that's clever. It's a good thing you still got that dude doing the porn review. Now that's some fucking journalism. Subject: miget puke? Date: Jun 22 2004 07:03:13 AM Author: sonny von ... this has got to be the shitest, uninspiring, most uninteresting piece of cunt fuzz i've ever read! i think im actually dumber because of it, you could have at least made some bulsshit story about getting fucked up with the beasty boys, but istead you trick us with a cool title and then dump this pile of miget puke on us. thanks for nothing Subject: britardation Date: Jun 20 2004 09:05:29 PM Author: sirscoffsalot The trend-setteing dildos at Vice print another riveting article. Thanks for fakin' it bitches... Subject: beasty Date: Jun 18 2004 02:19:18 PM Author: addict savior Damn, that idea must have come from being drunk or high. stupid. let me just say, coming from NYC, I worshipped the Beasties in high school up until the jocks swiped them. at this point Ad rock is the only one that holds it down and should seriously have a solo record out. Subject: Serene Lakes @ Kimos SF Tonight !!!!!!! Date: Jun 17 2004 04:35:09 PM Author: Patrick Come check out Serene Lakes Tonight 6/17 Kimos Polk @ Pine -Serene Lakes -Pidgeon $5 21+ Subject: stick em.... Date: Jun 16 2004 02:59:23 PM Author: ILL HOOD DONN in my humble opinion, the boys still hold it down. when were they ever on some real lyrical shit anyway? take it for what it is. plus anyone of them could put together a better solo effort than that british goof vice is pushing... Subject: my faggot son Date: Jun 16 2004 12:43:06 PM Author: mr. yauch buddism in da howse! what a bunch of twats... Subject: vice vs the beastie boys Date: Jun 15 2004 11:06:52 AM Author: music fan I think the relationship between the two corporations (that's what they are) is pretty interesting. They both had stores and a clothing line and a magazine and a record label but, where the beastie boys were about wigger culture and new york city, vice is more about heady political satire and globalism. vice probably grew up listening to their music but they have to hate them and mock them in order to move on. Like in that old jet li movie Twin Warriors (AKA the master of tai chi) where Tinbao goes "you have to let go of your burdens to move on to the new life." Subject: gaza pullout Date: Jun 14 2004 03:21:46 PM Author: hamas vice has exposed these land grabbing fucking jews for the COMPLETE sellout bores that they are! Subject: yawn Date: Jun 14 2004 02:49:37 AM Author: blah blah blah yah, the b boys sure knew how to kick it on down but now they are old and dull. they were better when they were sexist and I'm a chick! Subject: Thugs Date: Jun 14 2004 01:13:14 AM Author: Pablito THE BEASTIE BOYS KILLED TUPAC Subject: rents Date: Jun 14 2004 12:27:42 AM Author: if Partying with the beasties is like trying to party with my parents. Subject: FUCK YOU VICE!!! Date: Jun 13 2004 10:07:54 PM Author: THE REAL DEAL THE BEASTIES WILL ALWAYS ROCK THE PARTY MORE THAN YOU FUCKING F*GGOTS! THEY STILL FUCKING ROCK AND THEY ALWAYS WILL. FUCK YOU!!! Subject: who cares about the Beastie Boys? Date: Jun 13 2004 08:45:08 PM Author: music fan The only half decent shit the Beastie Boys ever did was back in their party days. Back when they didn't give a shit. It was fun and it felt real. Now that they're trying to be political it's not just boring. It's embarassing. They're just a bunch of pussy whipped posers pretending to know about sophisticated issues because their girlfriends told them to. I'm glad dude is dying of hepititis. He sucks. And it's not because they're old. who cares what age they are? They sound like teenagers when they talk about SUVs and the Kyoto treaty. This album is going to do really badly. I think they made it to get young people to vote but, if anything, it's going to turn young people off politics. Subject: Ad Rock Date: Jun 13 2004 08:41:17 PM Author: ex-girlfriend I used to date Mike D. He was doing a lot of heroin back then. He got hep C from it. That's why he looks so wrinkled and old. It's really sad. He's dying. I miss him very much but he no longer cares. Subject: beatches Date: Jun 13 2004 11:39:53 AM Author: shhet beasties stuff still beats the fuck outta half the shit round now , vice sucks , this interview aint funny and the photos about 18 yrs old , fuck vice Subject: videos Date: Jun 12 2004 06:09:58 PM Author: brandon their music may be lagging but damn those videos are cool. Subject: why? Date: Jun 12 2004 11:08:31 AM Author: retarded this was stupid. the party shit was like almost 20 years ago. i know you know this and thought it would be funny but hey, thats what editors are supposed to be for so they can say," this sucks". Subject: beastie who? Date: Jun 10 2004 10:50:18 AM Author: dude i dont know anyone who listens to the beaties anymore. they fell off radar 4 cds ago. dont know why they go thru the motions. theyre obviosly not into it anymore. Subject: jeah! Date: Jun 10 2004 10:40:56 AM Author: yodel yodelsum now this was actually funny you asslickers Subject: lol at u Date: Jun 09 2004 05:35:39 PM Author: too cool for drool how did this make it to the mag? a xerox copy of your ass would have been better ('xerox party' anyone?) you got dissed by a couple old farts. they can't be much older than me but damn they gots old. their new shit sounds like my rappin granny. Subject: brutal boys Date: Jun 09 2004 02:11:15 PM Author: article please where is the content in this mutha' Good thing I get this shyte free or I'd lose it... Subject: Be as ti e Date: Jun 09 2004 01:27:15 PM Author: Owen Am I the only person that still likes the beastie boys? ok, their rhymes can be weak sometimes, especially their latest albums. but the beats are tight. Subject: like omigod Date: Jun 09 2004 07:50:16 AM Author: big c you cant fade mike Diamond. ask his jew dad Subject: MIKE D IS A SUCKER Date: Jun 08 2004 08:35:14 PM Author: Grey Haired Old Fucks What an ugly cunt! Subject: i wanna know the beastie boys Date: Jun 07 2004 04:22:12 PM Author: beats waaaaaah, now I don't feel like I know the beastie boys. I want to look at their poster and pretend they're my friends. Waaaaah. You didn't ask them what their favorite color is. waaaah Subject: sick beats Date: Jun 07 2004 04:12:14 PM Author: ben That was a sope interview. I feel like I really know those guys now. awesome. Subject: first comment, b Date: Jun 07 2004 03:34:01 PM Author: dono what's it feel like to be shot down by the beastie boys? that WAS a weak idea..... |
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