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  Joanna Newsom is so precious she's basically a Hummel figurine. An elfin girl in a prairie dress who lilts like an Appalachian Björk and sings about Cair Paravel? That goes so deep into Cute Town, it crosses over into Total Badassville. And that's where Joanna currently resides. And that's also why she tours with dudes like Will Oldham and has an amazing record out. |
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I'll hunt you down and chop off your head....... : , ) Joanna Newsom ( Defending Her Honor ) Subject: snow Date: Jun 24 2005 01:50:53 PM Author: dash i didn't even read the article. i just want to cut that girls dress up like in that movie with clint eastwood and his blond muse. she gets her dress ripped off as all these muchachos try to gangbang her. thats what would happen here with this girl except worse. and there wouldn't be a movie crew to stop it and say cut. it would be real and she would have goo sprayed all over her. uh huh. thats what would happen. trust me. then the gangbang team would move on to australia and take over their nude beaches and do the same thing there. and we wouldn't come out of our western clothes for months until the nation was ravaged from town to town. this could happen. this will happen. Subject: U SUCK! Date: Jun 07 2005 11:20:13 AM Author: Pat leave my cousin alone immediately, or I will be forced to tell her about this! She is my cousin, and I will not allow this SHIT to continue! Subject: sexy Date: May 11 2005 03:28:15 PM Author: tod more sexy girls naked Subject: so many arrogant ass holes- Date: Feb 16 2005 10:14:49 AM Author: someone else from NC So this is a little late in coming apparently, but to all the rest who read this: a)joanna newsom is not from australia, she's from nevada city, CALIFORNIA, aprox. 3 hours north of san francisco and it is indeed a strange little town in the midst of numerous strange communities. b)so her music illicits extreme reactions in most cases- so what? there is a lot of music out there, why don't you go find something you like and let other people enjoy what they like instead of sitting around bashing the things that don't suit your personal tastes? As if someday everyone (even the authors of your beloved Vice) is ever going to agree on what the best music, art, or anything is. c)although joanna is, in fact, an extremely beautiful 20-something who is surprisingly difficult to photograph well, how is it at all relevant whether or not a musician is sexy? You think you're so sexy that you can be the judge? Who gives a shit what you think, especially when you're too lazy to do your research and then go and say derogatory things about someone who you know virtually nothing about, save a blurb that Vice coaxed out of her for a typically Vice-style approach to an interview with an artist or musician. Does it hurt to be so arrogant and stupid? Subject: munched out Date: Dec 12 2004 10:40:16 PM Author: me I thought it said: "A house party in Nevada City where I saw this intense-looking guy with black eyeliner, a black trenchcoat, and all these elaborate rings get munched out by a biker named Monster John." 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Subject: lisa simpson Date: Jul 15 2004 08:02:56 PM Author: lezlie her music is what lisa simpson would produce if she was a folk singer... and i like it. Subject: ughhhh Date: Jul 12 2004 10:39:39 PM Author: ugh i hate this girl's music. so affected. i'm sick of the whole whimsy movement. stop singing about how your teeth dance around in a field and scratch the stars. it's tedious. that goes for you too devendra! Subject: Doy's comment about Australians Date: Jul 11 2004 09:50:17 PM Author: Lae I happen to like Australians.. the best climax I ever had was inspired by an Aussie....... the story the girl tells is kinda lame... but I do hope some Aussie bloke beats the crapmout of Doy soon Subject: Eat This Date: Jun 25 2004 04:40:58 PM Author: Bone Mang I'd like to serve that dirty little hippy up a big bowl of dick Subject: level/three Date: Jun 23 2004 11:17:37 AM Author: dan The-gatesLevel:/03/11Sweet/words/with/extra/spice/explicit/l yricsSlow-motion/rhythm/mixed/up/with/hip/HOPEStrong/and/ful l/of/calories/to/fight/off/warIn/the/name/of/love/of course.Barbie/doll/already/unplugged/tunes/at/my/my/placeMy/ southAmerican/gates/full/of/brain/comes/out/of/his/packageTo /sing/her/soul/to/the/world<BR/> Doll’s/soul/sings/highSo/high/that/makes/her/streets/shakeat /her/feat/.doll’s/riding/high/the/med/streets/Wantto/sake/wo rld/streetsOpen/doors/unlocked/gates/Fed/up/of/Mac’s/ kfc/proceeded/brains.ng/sings/with/hate/in/the/name/of/lovet o/those/fat/asses/making/moneyat/grease/brain/back’s.but/gre ase /brain/don’t/seems/to/careso/i/give/you/moreRiding/high/med/ streets/so/happy/smileyWith/doll/power/in/the/name/of/loveSh aking/down/the/streets/at/gates/rhythm.So.The-gates/will/sin g/louderTill/the/streets/stop/meBut/just/if/he/ canCause/he/wouldn’t/resist/my/fully/Cherry/glossy/smoothhhh hh/lips.Sweet/words/with/extra/spice/explicit/lyricsSlow-mot ion/rhythm/mixed/up/with/hip/HOPEStrong/and/full/of/calories /to/fight/off/warIn/the/name/of/love/of course.Barbie/doll/already/unplugged/tunes/at/my/my/placeMy/ southmerican/gates/full/of/brain/comes/out/of/his/packageTo/ sing/her/soul/to/the/world<BR/> Gates/offStreet’s/on!Let’s/see/what/you’ve/got Subject: what the fudge? Date: Jun 22 2004 01:27:24 AM Author: Lulu Dear Author, Did Joanna newsom suck your dick and eat your pussy you physically and mentally confused hemi? The music is lame. Oh yeah, and irritating. Badass? Oooh yeah.....,you are whipped and deluded. Bjork? i can hear that a liitle but mostly it's like Little Orphan Annie or Shirly Temple making up some queer little songs. Grown women doing the little girl thing, not cute, retarded. It is a known fact that Austrailia's biggest export is white trash. Subject: Serene Lakes @ Kimos SF Tonight !!!!!!! Date: Jun 17 2004 04:36:03 PM Author: Patrick Come check out Serene Lakes Tonight 6/17 Kimos Polk @ Pine -Serene Lakes -Pidgeon $5 21+ Subject: huh, i'm from nevada city... Date: Jun 16 2004 11:30:25 AM Author: ncgirl ...and i would be a $1000 that party happened on the ridge or in north san jaun which really isn't nevada city. but yes, it is small and it is weird. i grew up there and with only 3000 people you think you know everyone. lots of drugs there though, and i guess i've been to party's just as odd there. Subject: yeah budweiser Date: Jun 13 2004 12:39:15 AM Author: caser pretty fuckin flick Subject: oops Date: Jun 12 2004 03:07:25 AM Author: Mr. Happy Boy I'm usually nice. What's happened to me? That guy that called you at 3am was right: your magazine is making the world a bad place with your negative energy and so forth. You're taking normally articulate and insightful persons such as myself and making us into hate-filled sleaze-mongers that harsh on truly darling san franciscan austrylyans. For no reason! Shame on you people. This was your fault. That guy was right, though I don't think it was entirely appropriate to be calling the phone-answering girl names. That was out of line. Subject: ??? Date: Jun 12 2004 03:04:27 AM Author: Mr. Happy Boy She's not even partially "cute". She has NO TITS. Whatever she's sitting on, I have a feeling, is not ass. Subject: gayest interview ever Date: Jun 11 2004 04:30:32 PM Author: Benjamin Buttocks Seriously it was nothing about her and entirely about some stupidass party. Not even a funny arty story. Why was she paying attention to the Wolf God so closely anyway? Subject: dude Date: Jun 10 2004 12:49:55 AM Author: milky white rainbow shes from sf, not australia. Subject: suck Date: Jun 09 2004 05:43:59 AM Author: you wow. Will Oldam?!? Uhhh...I think you just dropped something...Amy. Viceland is like high school only the jocks are meaner and have moustaches. Subject: and Date: Jun 09 2004 04:05:42 AM Author: the people like to call 'stralia' arkansas with a beach. but you know what? we got ac/dc and all you faqqots have is aerosmith. plus the beaches here suck. at least bitches go topless there. Subject: its the damn fleas again Date: Jun 09 2004 01:12:47 AM Author: error101 nooooo...I am Tharagad the wolf god...curse that goddamn impostor! Subject: pray tell Date: Jun 08 2004 07:51:40 PM Author: gus are australian girls really all "put it in the stinker will you?"or not really? Subject: huh? Date: Jun 08 2004 04:58:19 PM Author: thea vice whadda ya doin'? joanna newsome is good music to take a nap to and thats about it Subject: huh? Date: Jun 08 2004 04:58:19 PM Author: thea vice whadda ya doin'? joanna newsome is good music to take a nap to and thats about it Subject: australians? Date: Jun 08 2004 04:44:46 PM Author: wh-what? nevada city ain't no australia...... it is the fucking pits however..... Subject: bitch looks toasted! Date: Jun 08 2004 04:37:05 PM Author: john tesh Australians are really fucking ugly. She looks like a dirty little pig in the fields....I like it:) Subject: hahahahahaha shes cute Date: Jun 08 2004 02:52:21 PM Author: nerf yup like dat girl shes cute.....but what does she do?is she a singer or some shit...hey if were puttin up girls pics and shit i got tons of hotties that need lookin at. Subject: that's because Date: Jun 08 2004 11:02:06 AM Author: doy australians are the worst fucking trash on the planet. i wish that whole country would crumble into the sea and the sea would be boiling. fuck fucking australia. Subject: Nice story, fag bitch. Date: Jun 08 2004 03:56:54 AM Author: Ozzie No fucking Australian broad would ever use that belt to accessorise a get up. I have no respect for this girl or her bullshit story. Pitiful. |
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