TOUCHING PEOPLE - Our Top 10 Outsider Videos

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Subject: Orson Welles
Date: Feb 28 2006 11:11:23 AM
Author: tommy

No whine before its time eh? Classic.

Subject: Steve Vai Fan Video
Date: Feb 23 2006 04:01:56 PM
Author: Quimby

Like someone else said, this is one of the craziest things I've every seen, but the copy my friend has is so many generations old you can't understand it. Does anyone know where I can get a decent version?

quimby2003@yahoo.com

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Subject: Hajlihoodeliiie!!
Date: Jan 05 2006 04:15:16 AM
Author: JoniRS

50%was fun and the rest was, ah.. the rest was, the rest was wasser!

BLALBLA...

much fun. why do you do what you do when you do what Ive already done?

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Subject: the truth is out there
Date: Jan 03 2006 11:48:13 AM
Author: Bill

this has to be the most disturbing and sick site i have ever had the misfortune to come across i am truely disturbed!

Subject: afrekeno
Date: Dec 31 2005 01:05:27 PM
Author: ahmed

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Date: Dec 22 2005 04:21:31 PM
Author: beth anne

omg!

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Date: Dec 05 2005 05:18:35 AM
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Subject: does anybody know...
Date: Dec 04 2005 12:04:28 AM
Author: david

where I can score some white Calvin's cool clothes?

Subject: jesus the fag
Date: Nov 04 2005 05:54:01 AM
Author: proctosedyl man

Jesus is gay! its not even debatable... Its common knowledge that priests finger little boys and homeless people when they get bored. If jesus didn't pack shit they wouldn't be into the ass.
Undeniable truth!!

Subject: gay vice
Date: Sep 21 2005 07:04:39 PM
Author: harry

the viceman says jesus looks gay,but how about him,?The viceddude looks gay if you ask me. BIG TIME!

Subject: raceist son-a-bitch
Date: Sep 02 2005 10:54:31 AM
Author: brown_pride

all u raciest bitches can suk a fat cock

Subject: Martin Carlton Stunt Special
Date: Aug 31 2005 12:05:31 AM
Author: neo

I saw this video on Maximum Exposure on Spike, there was a lot more fotage and it was hilarious, I have been trying to find it since? Anyone know where to get it?

Subject: i fuck cancer
Date: Aug 15 2005 11:31:00 AM
Author: gerard de suresnes

i fuck anna nichole smith and cancer
http://www.suresnes.tk

Subject: Shitting the bed
Date: Aug 07 2005 11:31:01 AM
Author: Hugh G Rection

I being the super genius that I am thought that these were quite fascinating to see. If I were mentally retarded and had a live chicken up my ass I would still have more sense than these idiots that made these videos. The Weeks guy could get his ass kicked by that Carson on the Queer Eye show.

Subject: At Last!
Date: May 30 2005 02:47:55 PM
Author: Kevinski

After viewing all of the movie clips, especially the "Martin Carlton Stunt Special" several times,I knew that I had finally found "the heart of the inetrnet." I can now die happy! Thank-you!

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Date: Apr 23 2005 03:47:07 PM
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THERE'S NO ORSON WELLES HERE FUCK YOU

Subject: What the fuck?
Date: Apr 21 2005 07:13:56 PM
Author: Whining Cunt

I just can't believe some of the whining pussies that have posted... it's a free web-zine, you haven't paid a fucking dime, and yet you still bitch and moan and act as if you're entitled to the entire clip! Or even worse, the people who moan that their time has been wasted... Jesus! Like anybody browsing the internet for stuff like this could be said to be making profitable use of their time. You people sicken me. I hope you and your families expire in a giant freak sewage plant accident.

Nah, I'm just kidding.

I hope you get cancer.

Subject: Great Article
Date: Apr 21 2005 07:04:23 PM
Author: Mr T

Absolutely loved the article. The Orson Welles clip has really given me much joy. One of the funniest things I've seen all year. It is frustrating to have only a brief snippet, but it makes me more determined to grab the full versions myself.

What's depressing though are some of the idiots that have posted just plain obnoxious and condescending comments below. I truly pity the fools.

Subject: Dissappointed
Date: Mar 24 2005 07:56:44 AM
Author: Jazzmin Deras

The article was lame. I mean the review of each clip was better than the clip, none of them were funny.

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Subject: what?!!
Date: Feb 03 2005 02:51:29 PM
Author: todd bridges

You forgot Shatner farting!

Subject: You missed...
Date: Feb 02 2005 06:01:56 PM
Author: jmyers

3 words: Scientology Orientation Video. Includes the line, "You could leave here and never think of Scientology again. You could also jump off a bridge. The choice is yours." Everyone knows Scientology makes the best videos at their ranch in Hemet. Get with it, people...

Subject: That's it?
Date: Feb 02 2005 05:56:05 PM
Author: milovoo

You give this big ol' buildup about how these are the RAREST OF THE RARE and yet, there is only one of these that is not a simple google search away (and has been for quite some time).

I think you need to re-examine your l33t film creds, perhaps it's because your first stereotype is quite off. "Unless you black out all your windows ...", etc. no, sorry, real rare collectors are normal folks with friends and connections and are often at the best parties.

Those lame geeks of which you speak are only useful if you need something bulk copied and are too busy to do it yourself, since they will take your lamest crap in trade and feel like they've gotten a deal. The second description was closer, but I'd be much more interested in a recent overview of your collection, not these tired pedestrian leftovers.

Subject: PPS.
Date: Jan 31 2005 03:18:06 AM
Author: Marc.

But Betty White *does* look like Anne Rice.

Subject: orson
Date: Jan 22 2005 09:36:52 PM
Author: //

What a great, incredible genius Orson Welles was, and how idiot and low we are making fun from such a great artist...shame on us : P.S. I never really found funny to see a drunk man, is kinda sad to me

Subject: Love the touch guy
Date: Jan 12 2005 09:38:43 PM
Author: Nasty Nigga...ok ok Im really a Crazy Cracka ha ha HA!!!

That guy was 1 of, if not the most pathetic peesez of sheaaat i've ever seen. I want to touch people boo hoo hoo waa wa sob sob tears. What a loser. If I was his dad I'd touch him with my throbing boner till his head cracked open and his sissy brains leaked out all over our beautiful traillor park home. And that's all i have to say bout dat. Keep up the good work guys (2 thumbs in your bums) and let me know where u r getting all this good shnooter from....mmm i love shnooters

Subject: PS.
Date: Jan 05 2005 09:40:15 PM
Author: Marc.

Betty White looks like Anne Rice.

Subject: But that reminds me of moving house...
Date: Jan 05 2005 08:47:23 PM
Author: Marc.

Maybe I should use that shitty record feature on my Digital Camera for recording things like.
"Wow that Temp wall is nicer than the shit they used to make my Bedroom walls" (While walking around the Docklands handing out surveys).
(Is there somewhere we can download the 800MB version of these clips?).

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Date: Dec 25 2004 09:12:54 AM
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Subject: This Article
Date: Dec 19 2004 02:40:06 PM
Author: Your Mom

this is the best fucking vice article ever!

Subject: Anna Anna Ana Nicole
Date: Dec 16 2004 09:36:43 AM
Author: Anna Fan

Anna rocks , You go girl , so many people dont like you cause they want to be you! YOUR movies rock luv ya hunn!

Subject: Orson Welles
Date: Nov 25 2004 11:26:26 AM
Author: Bob Colonna

Give Orson credit -- he manages to remember his lines no matter what! Even blitzed the man had an extraordinary mind!

Subject: Anna Nicole Smith
Date: Oct 28 2004 02:28:45 PM
Author: mäko66

Anna Nicole Smith is an intelligent 'shag hussy Winnebago swamp thing' & I love her!

Subject: as luck would have it
Date: Oct 17 2004 06:34:08 PM
Author: eryck tate

orson wells just said sexellence.

Subject: poppy seeds
Date: Oct 17 2004 06:26:06 PM
Author: eryck

poppy looks like poopy.

Subject: mwa ha
Date: Oct 01 2004 11:01:57 PM
Author: jfc

Why is it that I find that Orson Wells clip so funny that everytime I have a laugh fit? stop it please.

Subject: Mr. Weeks
Date: Sep 30 2004 04:28:51 PM
Author: Richard Smoker

Slick-nuts Weeks would eat my brown star for brefkist.

Subject: Czar
Date: Sep 15 2004 11:19:42 AM
Author: Man Meat the Meat Masher

czar, you are pure homo, buddy. how did you get this deep into this site if you have no sense of humor?

Subject: The Honorable Mr. Weeks
Date: Sep 14 2004 01:40:27 AM
Author: Czar

Listen, because I'm gonna set this straight. Mr. Weeks is legit. My uncle took one of his coarses as a goof and ended up in the hospital with a ruptured C-7, I also suppose you think the equipment he uses is homemade or cheap. I'll give you an example. The padding Mr. Weeks stands in front of in the above video will cost in the neighborhood of $2,500 - $3,000. Plus the "light-sabre" he's training with isn't some piece of crap you'd find in Toys-R-Us. It's called a retractable pastel glow shinto blade. It's for advanced noctournal sparring and tactical training. All I'm saying is that I wouldn't want to be in your shoes if Mr. Weeks decides to exact vengance on nay-sayers.

Subject: Baby Blues
Date: Sep 11 2004 11:29:27 AM
Author: anthonyT.

Jan Terri is my love slave.

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Date: Sep 05 2004 03:47:18 PM
Author: mwaaaahaaaa....

the french... champagne... has always always been celebrated for it's excellence

Subject: Full Length Please
Date: Sep 02 2004 02:31:25 AM
Author: Mitch Delgado

these clips would be funny if they showed more from the video

Subject: weak
Date: Aug 08 2004 05:25:13 PM
Author: pundit

the hamburger in your grandma's panties could kick Todd Weeks' ass.

Subject: Todd Weeks
Date: Jul 25 2004 12:53:24 PM
Author: You Guess It

I don't know who posted some of the other comments about Mr. Weeks, but they are orbiting the solar system in a space ship with no brakes - along with Todd. I've met the guy, and he doesn't show much more than what his sample clips do. I have a black belt myself, and can tell you that the certificate he shows on his website that claims 8th dan in Jujitsu is a sham. Even calling his system "Free Style" should show some knowledge of Jujitsu, but there is none. One clip shows defense against a knife attack. He gets nailed 4 out of 5 times. The inside of his house looks as though it should be condemned. He talks about his special shoes that help develop his toes. What a goof. Those shoes were designed for calf building. Chinese restaurants could have a feast fit for a king if they could just harvest some of the cats he is holding prisoner. I think I feel the worst for the poor girl who is wearing the red pants and tries to kick a standing bag as Todd takes over to show his "muscleman" routine. I'm sure the guy means well, but to watch the clips is almost embarrassing. Hasn't he heard of editing? Here's the website to see for yourself. www.toddweeksmovies.com

Subject: argh
Date: Jul 18 2004 02:11:53 AM
Author: frustrated

This was cool, but you really need to put longer clips up that include what you were describing. I don't care if you don't have the bandwidth, don't offer something and only half-deliver; it's really lame.

Subject: spleen
Date: Jul 13 2004 01:03:48 PM
Author: green

I love u orson

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Date: Jul 12 2004 02:30:50 AM
Author: guy101

hahaha funny stuff u guys got here

Subject: orson wells
Date: Jul 10 2004 10:25:02 AM
Author: rrrrrooooooweeeee

Maybe it's the fact that I just woke up,
but that orson welles clip was so funny
I had to go take a shit. Where did come up with that one? Poeple, get a sense of
homor and a big fat paul masson

Subject: There are funny?
Date: Jul 09 2004 12:51:36 PM
Author: Jaylee

Am I missing something? These are all so incredibly lame. I want a lobotomy to remove the part of my brain responsible for memory, so I can't hate myself forever for remembering I wasted time on this shit in the first place.

Subject: clips
Date: Jul 08 2004 04:47:31 PM
Author: jerk

why do you brag about how good these clips are when you've edited out nearly all the highlights that you mention in the first place? do us a favor- film your idiot selves for a few minutes and post THAT. it would probably be more entertaining

Subject: Hey MaverickBeast
Date: Jun 21 2004 05:52:24 AM
Author: your momma

All of the techniques that Todd Weeks uses are good and proper. He even does a public demonstration at a Kickboxing tournament to prove it, in his up-and-coming release of ENJOYING KARATE Volume 5 just to prove it. Sensei Weeks could puch a hole in the side of a poured basement wall if he wanted to...

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Date: Jun 14 2004 10:10:50 AM
Author: Tem

tod weeks, I have to say you are a genius. Love the tapes Sensei.

Subject: Todd Weeks
Date: May 02 2004 08:31:12 PM
Author: your momma

The Todd Weeks videos are available in their entirety in 1-hour videos on VHS or DVD at www.toddweeksmovies.com, and you ain't seen nothing yet, it gets a lot better...

Subject: winnebago
Date: Apr 26 2004 06:21:45 PM
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ab fab!

Subject: TRADES!!
Date: Apr 25 2004 07:19:16 PM
Author: Hulsie

I love this type of shit! I don't have quite as big of a collection as the author claims to, but I do have some cool "outsider" tapes. Anybody interested in trading them, e-mail me at i_drink_menstrual_blood@hotmail.com

Subject: Thish shtuff ishnt good enuffer me.
Date: Apr 16 2004 01:49:30 AM
Author: Mike Hunzichy

I can't beleive someone bothered to e-mail me a link to this. I read the descriptions and then none of it is even in the video as shown.... meh.... wortheless mini clips...I'm so tired of finding halfassed incomplete garbage on the internet...do us a favor and just delete this. and obviously .... most usually people who run these sites don't even read these dumn comment things anyway... so why the fuck and I'm looking here.. I mean fuck man. what the fuck huh? It's like.....ah fuck man. I donno what t he fuck I'm on anymore. ...shit. I mean what I'm fucking getting at is peace out and shit man... it's like yeah shit.

Subject: Give us better videos
Date: Apr 16 2004 12:20:58 AM
Author: Menot Lameyoulame

This stuff is weak and too short. You cork soakers need to get with the program. Make me crap my pants or don't bother.

Subject: Winnebago Man full version
Date: Apr 13 2004 11:10:04 PM
Author: Sunny Mosquito

Hi dere!

I found da full version of dat Winnebago Man.

http://homepage.mac.com/stevelyon/vacation/imovie.html

I dont know why dese fuckers didn't put da whole version here.

And heres anudder good site:

http://www.worldzone.net/music/lennyrednuts/

Subject: Outsider Tape
Date: Mar 25 2004 11:02:50 AM
Author: smitty the bizz

There's a tape of these guys once who beat me up outside Wendys, they say they don't have it but I know it exists out there because I saw the camera myself and I really want to see that up here its fucking hilarious!

Subject: to the site creators
Date: Mar 13 2004 04:10:05 PM
Author: sike

If this is what you consider hilarious, I doubt you guys are as rich as you claim. These videos are ok, but not good enough to afford apartments in Manhattan. I think your just hoping that I hot girl comes to this site and then tries to find you guys so you finally get laid.

Subject: I will eat your babies!
Date: Dec 22 2003 05:55:43 PM
Author: Herbert van Ass

Where is the video of that coked-up used-car salesman who totally loses it during a local commercial taping, screaming 'I will eat your babies! I will eat your babies!'

This list is crap without it.

Subject: captain video!!
Date: Nov 12 2003 02:41:23 PM
Author: kingfisher

That Canadian guy you mention in the Martin Carlton piece who fell off a fifty foot ladder into his own pool - I worked with that guy! He used to call himself Captain Video, right? Yeah, well now he assembles bikes and barbeques for Canadian Tire. His name is Ralph, and he reminds me tremendously of David Lee Roth.

Subject: CRAP
Date: Nov 04 2003 11:10:07 PM
Author: Voodoo Joe

NOBODY READS THESE COMMENTS YA CRAPSUCKERS

Subject: Your Site Fucks Human Beings!
Date: Oct 19 2003 05:13:08 PM
Author: Ammie Fucker

You Whoever put this mother fucken sute up needs to learn how to use the mother fucken minds if they want big time cash rolling in from your site! You r a mother fucken cock's who cannot get any pussy!\
You Are Maother Fucken Cock Sucken Bitch!

Subject: low budget
Date: Oct 17 2003 11:43:43 AM
Author: catv

i've seen better on cable access

Subject: Where to get 'em all?
Date: Sep 30 2003 03:02:31 PM
Author: Mike White

I've picked up some of these at Shocking Videos but have no idea where folks can get the rest of these. You really need the Steve Vai fan video. Now *that* is creepy as hell...

I want the PEACE AND LOVE pitch *and* I want someone to make it into a feature film!

- Mike White
http://www.cashiersducinemart.com

Subject: sim mania 2
Date: Sep 21 2003 06:04:57 AM
Author: Avery

Yestrday,Avery pay sim maina 2. where buy ? Best buy

Subject: I'd buy this!
Date: Sep 15 2003 04:59:06 PM
Author: Bill the Splut

I just want to add my voice to the people who'd definitely buy multiple copies of a comp tape of this. Something Weird Video would be the perfect distributor.

Subject: Ilove this stuff but...
Date: Sep 15 2003 07:32:16 AM
Author: Chris Puzak

You really should put up the full -length films instead of just clips. I really want to see that self-help guru have a meltdown.

Subject: edited
Date: Sep 15 2003 01:08:02 AM
Author: jbelkin

The Worst Audition video would've been funnier if someone didn't edit out the finla 2 minutes of the woman stareing into the camera as you alluded to - it ends when she stops talking - it's still bad, just not weird and wretched.

Subject: orson
Date: Sep 14 2003 05:32:00 AM
Author: rosebud

...didn't fall, patty hearst's grandaddy tripped him up big time for making one of the most beautifully filmed movies ever... W.R. killed Orson via slow and painful blacklisting.

Rosebud

Subject: More
Date: Sep 13 2003 11:41:33 AM
Author: Glen Heppard

How or where do you go to view the entire videos? They are hilarious.

Subject: I like me far go no...
Date: Sep 13 2003 01:55:26 AM
Author: pshu pu

Isnt what like are for together in a place happens in more not than in so far as into forgetting? Happy is are! Keep into forever tonight yesterday.

Subject: Outsider Videos
Date: Sep 12 2003 09:09:11 PM
Author: Tim Brokenfoot

Terrific stuff - very Outsider.
What I read from the whiners seems to focus on the basic misunderstanding of what it means to enjoy outsider art. Perhaps I am too easily upset by the virulent comments that I see coming from people who complain about finding unusual things on the web - for me that's the whole idea.
I'll be back.

Subject: whiners
Date: Sep 12 2003 06:39:39 PM
Author: Ott Otterson

OH MAN THIS SITE IS SUCH A MORONIC WASTE OF TIME AND I TOTALLY HATE IT, BUT I AM TAKING THE TIME TO WRITE COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM EVEN THOUGH I AM TOTALLY ABOVE ALL OF YOU

Subject: Orson Welles
Date: Sep 12 2003 12:45:32 PM
Author: El_Basho

Poor poor Orson. Sad to see how far he fell.. 'Course, now he's dead..

Subject: mel gibson and colon cancer
Date: Aug 15 2003 02:38:37 AM
Author: jesus h christ

poor orson.

Subject: Orson clip
Date: Aug 14 2003 10:33:21 AM
Author: Jason

Classic...simply classic!! For those that know his work, this is frosting on the cake. The only problem is not being able to see the rest of the takes. WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE TAKES?

Subject: great videos
Date: Jul 27 2003 11:11:44 AM
Author: patrick

thats some funny ass shit. keep up the awesome work. yawl smoke weed?

Subject: hmm.
Date: Jul 17 2003 08:16:44 PM
Author: victim

whoever makes this site needs something to do. come work for me, i dont care.. but do something. hippy guy shoulda been ontop. the point is to laugh at the stupid ppl in these clips but im laughin cuz someone made a site about it.

Subject: Wat een gezeik
Date: Jul 16 2003 04:22:28 PM
Author: Herman

Kunnen jullie nou niks anders dan zeiken?
can't you do anything else than complane?

Subject: where can i find the full clip of the hippy guy?
Date: Jul 14 2003 11:05:41 AM
Author: kW

the Peace Love guy..;.

Subject: ?
Date: Jul 10 2003 06:39:12 PM
Author: PJbrownstuff

These clips are as funny as cancer.

Subject: lex
Date: Jul 07 2003 04:11:10 PM
Author: there is a champagne.....

shut up people, orson welles is classic!!!

Subject: video
Date: Jul 02 2003 12:44:28 PM
Author: danek

These clips are an insight into how fucked up people are. Not just the people in the clips but also those who spend the time to do a site like this and then fuck that up. Thanks for wasting my time....fuck!!!!!!

Subject: clips
Date: Jul 01 2003 09:04:30 PM
Author: Devo

you're boring me, quit boring me!

Subject: vids
Date: Jul 01 2003 12:09:36 PM
Author: Elvis

Yeah...I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but, the descriptions totally don't match the content...yeah...uh-huh...they're, like, totally different clips that have some of the same parts...um-kay...nice work dillhole...

Subject: vids
Date: Jun 27 2003 07:43:39 PM
Author: joepeabody

funny stuff, though some of the descriptions don't match the content. Love the winnebago guy.

Subject: yeah
Date: Jun 26 2003 06:28:18 PM
Author: dinko

yeah these were not funny whatsoever. and why don't the descriptions match. i got linked to this shit by a normally reliable site. Someone will pay for wasting my time

Subject: wtf
Date: Jun 25 2003 08:36:14 AM
Author: wtf

why are the highlights not included in most of the clips? thats just fucking stupid.

the peace guy should have got the top spot though

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Date: Jun 25 2003 02:23:59 AM
Author: hamburglar

yeah why the fuck were the clips completely different from the descriptions, that was retarded. also, barely any of these were funny. youre fired.

Subject: More more more
Date: May 28 2003 12:39:54 AM
Author: ArghMonkey

YA, lets get the full clips in here and more clips of funny shit, like yucko the clown.

Subject: Nauseated
Date: May 07 2003 01:50:27 PM
Author: Matt

Don't put "nauseated" in quotes like it's not correct, dork.

Subject: Outsider Videos
Date: May 07 2003 04:09:15 AM
Author: Jack

I agree, Dave.
Must....have....more...

Subject: Outsider Videos
Date: Apr 15 2003 04:24:15 AM
Author: Dave

These are hilarious, but I was a little disappointed that the outtakes of the videos don't seem to match the descriptions of the clips. Is there any way you could make each video available in its entirety?

Subject: test
Date: Mar 27 2003 01:42:10 PM
Author: Test

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