Wearing all black and white and then breaking it up with some gross green socks is like not telling anyone you speak Japanese until an old lady is in trouble and you’re all, “?” Comments/Enlarge |
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The problem with that “Yeah, I’m a disgusting pig—fuck you” look is it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like when someone comes up to you on the bus and gets right up in your grill to say, “Oh I get it. YEAAAH, you’re just like the rest of them. You think I’m crazy too,” and you’re like, “Well, I do now.” Comments/Enlarge |
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If 20 drinks is what it takes for you to have the courage to finally get a proctological exam, so be it. Just get it done already. Asshole cancer is no joke!Comments/Enlarge |
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COMMENTS
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2008 wrote: GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2008 wrote: Edgy stuff!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2008 wrote: I’ve been enjoying hot spotted cock for years.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2008 wrote: BOUDREAUX’S BUTT PASTE haha I saw that at work the other day and the bagger and I couldn’t stop laughing!
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