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Black trash dresses so much better than white trash it’s confusing. Where the trailer park has those stupid fucking jean shorts (not cut but made that way), short white socks with a logo, white Reeboks, an oversize Nascar shirt or something with a stupid beer pun, and the ubiquitous baseball hat, the ghetto has about 10,000 shades of hair dye, tits hanging out all over the place, piles of gold, pink hot pants, and a whole other assortment of bells and whistles (like real whistles). Hey, white welfare of America, ever heard of enjoying life? Comments/Enlarge | See all



Oh I’m sorry, m’lord. Do I bore you? I’m sure you feel nice and secure in your pampered little world, but mark my words, baby. One day the world is going to rise up against your lazy bourgeois asses and you will be the first against the walls. Comments/Enlarge | See all







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THE VICE GUIDE TO KILLING YOUR PARENTS - PART 4

A Meatman Weighs In



Tesco Vee of The Meatmen was way, way ahead of the curve on Boomer hating. He wrote the song “1 Down, 3 To Go” about the Beatles way back in ye olden times of 1983.

We asked Tesco to revisit his sentiments about the Fabulously Overrated Four now that it’s 2 Down, 2 To Go…

“Truth be told I was as big a fan of the Fab 4 as the rest of the universe, but when selecting targets for maximum shock value they were an obvious choice. The reaction to Lennon being gunned down and his quick elevation to sainthood belied the years of mediocrity with Sea Hag Ono, and their stinky no bath nude-ins and stints on Mike Douglas. Now 25 years hence I torment the 29 year old who sits behind me at work with a relentless stream of ‘2 down 2 to Go!’ and the visceral reaction remains the same. Just because they were the second greatest pop group of all time—behind ABBA of course—does not absolve them of the guilt and shame that accompanies iconic hero worship and the joy I felt flingin’ that musical cyanide pie in their faces. Still brings a gleam to this ol’ buzzards eye.”

TESCO VEE
Hear the original song here.


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