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If you get caught driving while horny you can either give your penis a breathalyzer, let them take a cum sample, or talk to Officer McBonebender over here.
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Hey douchebag, England and Ireland hate each other so much millions of people have died trying to separate the two. If you really want to be an anglophile, chop your fucking head off.
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Finally, an American dad who doesn’t look like Mr. Mom meets a sports fan meets a hip-hop roadie who’s ashamed to be bald. Comments/Enlarge | See all





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