The problem with that “Yeah, I’m a disgusting pig—fuck you” look is it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like when someone comes up to you on the bus and gets right up in your grill to say, “Oh I get it. YEAAAH, you’re just like the rest of them. You think I’m crazy too,” and you’re like, “Well, I do now.” Comments/Enlarge |
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We tried to find someone who thinks these two are as cool as they think they are and we ended up in the stairway of a tenement in Albania with a toothless teenager named Enver who gave the picture a thumbs up and said, “Ammeeerrrricaaa... ” Comments/Enlarge |
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BE LIKE BIGFOOT Our friend Josh Grace made, and is seen h...
These three seem unapproachable but what if: You get your friend to pretend to be a stranger and bother them like a drunk idiot until you go, “Hey buddy, I think it’s time to get lost.” Then you do this arm-grab thing where you kind of lead him away and even kick him in the ass as he leaves. Then you can go back to them laughing and start some conversation like, “What’s with idiots like that, huh? Did he really think you were going to be totally into his drunken, slurring bullshit?” And so on. (The next time you do it he gets to be the hero. It’s called Pussy Hustling.) Comments/Enlarge |
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